Rat rider must die!!

[750Y]

so i go out to the shed this morning and WTF!!!??? there are little muddy rat paw prints on my bike seat grrrr...
he must be a pussy tho judging by the size of the chicken strips he left.
I'm off to get some more poison, can't have this sort of carry on.
I had a quick look at all the edible bits & there seems to be no damage so I'm lucky this time, but ... rat rider must die!!!!

[maybe]

Yea get the little ba...rd :bash:

[wkid_one]

Make sure the poison is bike friendly

[Deano]

so i go out to the shed this morning and WTF!!!??? there are little muddy rat paw prints on my bike seat grrrr...
he must be a pussy tho judging by the size of the chicken strips he left.

Im confused - is he a rat or a pussy ? :spudwhat:

Or a lapdancing chicken ?

[FROSTY]

no dude--give the lil sod thew keys to ya bike-- he might be able to teach ya a thing or two about riding :kick: :devil2:

[Ms Piggy]

Kill the rat!! Yuk! My cat brings them home occasionally & sometimes not quite dead! :eek5:

He was possibly sizing up your seat as a new home for him & Mrs Rat & their revolting spawn.

[750Y]

Im confused - is he a rat or a pussy ? :spudwhat:

Or a lapdancing chicken ?

lol, I know it's definietly not a chicken, I chopped their heads off a few weeks back 8-).
funny he went for the gixxer not the kwaka...
must have some taste eh frosty 8-).

[Jackrat]

:Oi: Take it easy on the rats huh.
Theys gods critters as well ya' know.
Besides if he beats ya' then ya' likley to end up with an odd nickname. :o

[Holy Roller]

Nothing fixes em like a 12 gauge but its best outside than in :2guns:

[Andrew]

Isn't the Triumph Bike club called the Rat Pack or something? funny that.

[pete376403]

RAT - Riders Association of Triumph. Rat Pack - Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr, Peter Lawford & Joey Bishop.

[danb]

Nothing fixes em like a 12 gauge but its best outside than in :2guns:

Mahahahaha :killingme

[mangell6]

Firend has a MotoGuzzi (LMMkII or III)and he started the bike, with his wife standing behind the bike and a mouse, (I know its not a rat), shot out of one of the exhausts over his wifes shoulder!!!

[Firefight]

Firend has a MotoGuzzi (LMMkII or III)and he started the bike, with his wife standing behind the bike and a mouse, (I know its not a rat), shot out of one of the exhausts over his wifes shoulder!!!


:killingme :killingme Love it.


F/F

[Wenier]

hahah wut a crack up. Fucken rats in the roof of the garage at my new place bloody annoying since the buggers have run off with 3 things of rat posion so far and still going, must b a far few of em.

[DEATH_INC.]

Get him his own bike,then he'll leave yours alone.......

[vifferman]

So how many km did he do?

[Ms Piggy]

Firend has a MotoGuzzi (LMMkII or III)and he started the bike, with his wife standing behind the bike and a mouse, (I know its not a rat), shot out of one of the exhausts over his wifes shoulder!!!

:killingme My sister once had a mouse leap out the toaster but out the exhaust pipe...classic!

[El Dopa]

hahah wut a crack up. Fucken rats in the roof of the garage at my new place bloody annoying since the buggers have run off with 3 things of rat posion so far and still going, must b a far few of em.

Probably GM rats. They just snort it and get a bit of a buzz going.

[Mongoose]

Firend has a MotoGuzzi (LMMkII or III)and he started the bike, with his wife standing behind the bike and a mouse, (I know its not a rat), shot out of one of the exhausts over his wifes shoulder!!!

Wasn't a fella called Paul was it?

[Mongoose]

More serious note, might pay to check the wiring if Mr Rat has been in residence for a while, I know of the little buggers to have a chew or two on wires

[750Y]

More serious note, might pay to check the wiring if Mr Rat has been in residence for a while, I know of the little buggers to have a chew or two on wires

yeah, that was my main concern, that they'd chew a water pipe or wiring.
the father in law down invercargill just had one chew through the car window washer bottle & even had a go at the tyre! they got it tho & it was a foot long.

[MikeL]

Just remember when trying to exterminate the little buggers with rat poison that a side effect of the poison is to make them go mad with thirst, so that they head for any available water supply. In some cases this is a water tank in the roof. Their ultimate revenge is to expire in the tank where, unnoticed, their slowly decomposing corpse adds a unique bouquet and subtle piquancy to your tap water...

[Motu]

Flour and cement is a good one - they run to find water alright,but it's the last thing they need...nice casts though.

We had a bird cark it in our water tank at work on Waiheke - one of the guys had a welding spark shoot down his ear hole so raced out and stuck his ear under the tap.Not only lost his ear drum but had one hell of an infection in his ear - then we found the bird.Improved the coffee.

Talking about things dying in water tanks - I was getting very annoyd at the young prick who kept riding his 2 stroke dirt bike around at night with no lights,just as I'm going to bed - nweeepp,nweeep,nweeep up and down the road.After a couple of weeks he gave it up - and a couple of weeks after that the neighbours find a dead frog in their tin tank!

[Big Dog]

Nothing fixes em like a 12 gauge but its best outside than in :2guns:
Just make sure the rat is not line of sight from the bike :shake: