Bon Voyage Kiwibiker!

[Indiana_Jones]

As some of you may have known I'm a deck cadet, studying for my 2nd mate's licence.

As part of this I require 12 months seatime.

Edit: I'm away Wednesday the 13th

I'm going to be flying out to Rio De Janeiro to join my ship, the "Vanessa C"


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I'll still be around Kb for the next couple of days, though will be busy packing etc.

So take care guys and cya next year sometime!

-Indy

[rasty]

Good luck (2nd) mate

[stunz]

cool man. Sounds like loads a fun. Good luck on the high seas!

[Warr]

Are you taking your bike with you ?

[Indiana_Jones]

Are you taking your bike with you ?

God willing lol

-Indy

[Skyryder]

Bon voyage IJ

You'll still be riding ol' son.....................the waves

Skyryder

[sels1]

4 months at sea....that will make you walk funny......ha

Have a good trip anyway

[NotaGoth]

Indy baby lets make like Tom and Cruise on the ship baby cruising on the ship.

Long time for you to be away, it just ain't gonna be the same :(

[Waylander]

Mind the seamen.

[Virago]

Good luck Indi.

KB will all the less in your absence - less wierd, less funny, less nostalgic, etc, etc.

Come back when you can, we'll be waiting for ya!

Virago

[andrea]

yeah good luck and take care:bye:

[StoneChucker]

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
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Don't forget to pack your leather chaps and lube [pt]

All the best Indy, that does sound like an adventure - I'm sure you'll have a great time and succeed in whatever you choose to do.:rockon:

Dave

[Beemer]

Have fun with all the seamen... :gob:

[Macktheknife]

Best of luck there matey, hope the weather is nice for you.
Send us all some postcards by email n stuff huh?

[Indiana_Jones]

I wouldn't mind some rough weather :D

Yea, I'll try and keep in contact with the site.


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-Indy

[oldrider]

Spent four years riding round on those things, I went to sea and what did I see, I saw the sea! (I was a Ginger beer.)
Good luck on all accounts and don't ask again for rough weather, it can get really rough out there, you may get what you wish for. Cheers Indi, John

[Indiana_Jones]

Should I.........yes >8D

Ginger beers < Deckies :D

*runs*

na, just joking lol.

Cheers guys :yes:

-Indy

[Back Fire]

wooooo, have fun man! and dont go playin round with to many women...

[Indiana_Jones]

wooooo, have fun man! and dont go playin round with to many women...

Don't worry, I'm taken. My mrs will be waiting for me lol.

-Indy

[Magua]

Adios amigo!

Know where the boats going yet?

[u4ea]

oooo we are gunna miss ya matey.:yes: ........but youre doing what you obviously love and thats awesome so keep safe and we (at kb)will catch up when youre back......:bye: :bye: :rockon:

[Big Dave]

Happy trails dude - enjoyed the static.
keep us posted - i'm sure the boat will have the intarnet in qtrs.

[jrandom]

dont go playin round with to many women...

Women?

This is Indy we're talking about, remember.

Pity about the Top Gun obsession having to be distilled into a stinky old container ship, but it does carry a certain poignancy, doesn't it?

I can just imagine our wee lad, ring still tingling from the first mate's attentions of the previous evening, standing shivering in his tattered oilskins, staring dully out at endless whitecaps under a gray sky.

If he comes back and insists that SpankMe change his handle to 'Queequeg', we'll know something's up.

[Motoracer]

All the best Indy. Take care and have fun. :)

[NotaGoth]

Women?

This is Indy we're talking about, remember.

Pity about the Top Gun obsession having to be distilled into a stinky old container ship, but it does carry a certain poignancy, doesn't it?

I can just imagine our wee lad, ring still tingling from the first mate's attentions of the previous evening, standing shivering in his tattered oilskins, staring dully out at endless whitecaps under a gray sky.

If he comes back and insists that SpankMe change his handle to 'Queequeg', we'll know something's up.



I still don't understand what this "gay" thing is with indy. :mellow:

[Big Dave]

(I was a Ginger beer.) John

I've known you long enough to know that doesn't mean 'queer'. But I am at a loss.

I have been a 'ringbolt' myself. Stowed away on the Hobart to Sydney freighter 3 times in our youth.

It was an interesting time.

[jrandom]

I still don't understand what this "gay" thing is with indy. :mellow:

Well, it's mostly that all us guys, right, well... we feel pretty strongly that society expects us to just like girls. But Indy, you know? He's just got that certain... special... something. And he makes us feel certain things, that make us a little... uncomfortable.

So we have to let it out in the form of mockery, because we can't handle the truth.

While in the meantime, Indy strolls blithely through life, breaking men's hearts left, right and center.

Oh, the humanity. Indy, please. Please! Take me now!

[Big Dave]

Well, it's mostly that all us guys, right, well... we feel pretty strongly that society expects us to just like girls. But Indy, you know? He's just got that certain... special... something. And he makes us feel certain things, that make us a little... uncomfortable.

So we have to let it out in the form of mockery, because we can't handle the truth.

While in the meantime, Indy strolls blithely through life, breaking men's hearts left, right and center.

Oh, the humanity. Indy, please. Please! Take me now!

Lucky he's on a boat cause there's a new high water mark for dribble.

[2much]

Goodluck Indy, see ya when you get back.

[paturoa]

what no internet on the boat????

[Sniper]

Fair winds and following seas Cadet Indy

[jrandom]

Lucky he's on a boat cause there's a new high water mark for dribble.

Hmmph. I reckon that was a bloody good effort for 2am.

[Bend-it]

Yeah, isn;t there internet on the boat? I think this whole going to sea thing is just an excuse to break up with KB!

[Indiana_Jones]

Yeah, isn;t there internet on the boat? I think this whole going to sea thing is just an excuse to break up with KB!

But I love you guys :sunny:

-Indy

[Paul in NZ]

Hey - have fun Indy and I hope you find it's as good as you hoped for. You will be missed...

[Swoop]

All right.
Fuck off and leave me here to represent the 80's...:second:

Maverick, you are cleared for take off!:yes:


(BTW, if you are offered a look at the "golden rivet" remember that ships are welded nowadays...):gob:

Best of luck mate!!!

[Maverick]

All right.
Fuck off and leave me here to represent the 80's...:second:

Maverick, you are cleared for take off!:yes:


(BTW, if you are offered a look at the "golden rivet" remember that ships are welded nowadays...):gob:

Best of luck mate!!!

But I'm not even dressed yet! dammit, have to find clean underwear!

All the best Indy, we will all look forward to your safe return!

[Swoop]

But I'm not even dressed yet! dammit, have to find clean underwear!

Take a note:
Go to video shop.
Hire Top Gun.
Watch video.:yes:

:woohoo:


:laugh:

[onearmedbandit]

Best of luck Indy.

[Maverick]

Take a note:
Go to video shop.
Hire Top Gun.
Watch video.:yes:

:woohoo:


:laugh:

Actually I have it mostly memorised. LOL
Was my fav movie as a kid.

[Indiana_Jones]

Get your butts above the hard-deck and return to base.

-Indy

[Maverick]

Get your butts above the hard-deck and return to base.

-Indy

Any you boys seen an aircraft carrier around here? :yes:

[Big Dave]

I reckon that was a bloody good effort for 2am.

Thanks - but I'm good any time ;-P

[pritch]

Tristan Jones (a genuine "son of a gun" in the original meaning of the phrase) said something like,
"If in danger or in doubt, hoist your sails and fuck off out.."

Bon voyage

[SwanTiger]

Indy, I love you, I'll always wait for you.

[Indiana_Jones]

Indy, I love you, I'll always wait for you.

And cue "Take my breath away"

-Indy

[ManDownUnder]

Indy - good luck mate. Moving up is the best reason for moving on.

:niceone:

Stay in touch, and good luck with whatever comes your way.
MDU

PS - is this a case of you losing that loving feeling for KB?

[Karma]

And cue "Take my breath away"

-Indy

I would have thought in your current situation it would be more like "Playing with the boys"

That bit there goose and mav and iceman and steve (or whatever his name was) are all getting oily and gay in the sand... you know the bit... that's it, that one.

[Finn]

Bon Voyage Indy. I was wondering if you're going to keep your nickname on the ship or perhaps the lads will refer to their new boy as Indy Arse?

[Mental Trousers]

Buy Indy. Don't come back gay.

[mstriumph]

Mind the seamen.


...... don't you mean the semen? :innocent:

.................................................. ................................. ohhhhhhhh and the sperm whales


:bye: bye Indy .... and good luck!! :rockon:

- don't wanna say 'i told you so' but .....

I TOLD YOU SO!!!! :yes:

[Hitcher]

Bon voyage, Indy.

I guess this means you won't be coming to the Talk Like A Pirate Day lunch on the 19th then?

And remember that Seaman Stains, Master Bates and Rodger the Cabin Boy are just urban legends. Arr harrr!

[Indiana_Jones]

Away on wednesday!

-Indy

[Nicksta]

Indy!!
your leaving us? take care dude.. see you next year
stay dry....
Nic

[Jamezo]

Buy Indy. Don't come back gay.

Dude... what are you trying to imply here?

It's like, you can't catch AIDS twice. (Didn't stop Indy from trying though!)

[myvice]

Good luck and have fun!
Ya wouldn’t get me on one of those things, like prison with an option of drowning!
Cant spend your pay tho…
New toy when you come home?

[T.W.R]

Take it easy on the Squirt at night :shutup:

If you dock at Val Pariso (Chile) make a point of going to the Hamburg Resturant :yes: apart from the food, it's well worth the effort to check the place out

[kro]

Anyone seen an aircraft carrier round here?.

Later Indy.

[Street Gerbil]

Bon voyage, pal!

[yungatart]

Good luck! Who will hxc turn to now when he needs advice on what to wear to yet another 80's party???

[oldrider]

I've known you long enough to know that doesn't mean 'queer'. But I am at a loss.

I have been a 'ringbolt' myself. Stowed away on the Hobart to Sydney freighter 3 times in our youth.

It was an interesting time.

(lol) "Gingerbeer", nautical slang for "Engineer" you know the ones that make sure you go places by keeping your engine going. :whistle:
Never actually met a "queer" engineer but have wondered about a few. :buggerd: Judge not, least ye be....... John.

[Indiana_Jones]

Tucker Fucker & Crumb catchers

-Indy

[oldrider]

You "will" get "your" turn in the barrel boy-oh! :gob: Ya just can't walk home from there. :bye: Ha ha ha ha, have fun and try not to walk funny when you come home!

[Indiana_Jones]

aye aye!

-Indy

[Zed]

Farewell Indy! Just be careful that you don't get too drunk and end up with heaps of navy tatoos and marry some poor innocent island gurl! :bye:

I don't envy you being out at sea for such a long time, the longest I've been on the water for is two weeks, but it was on the funship Fairstar (http://www.tssfairstar.com/ShowPhoto.cgi?photos&overall_night01&600&407) so there was no shortage of entertainment.

[Indiana_Jones]

10mins after Indy takes the helm.....:D



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"Nearer my God to thee"

"Gentlemen..it has been a privilege playing with you tonight."

-Indy

-Indy

[Zed]

10mins after Indy takes the helm.....:D

-IndyAnd they got REAL near to God that day!

God be with you Indy.

[Turtle]

Take it easy Indy and all the best.The chat room just wont be the same without you.Dont forget yr soap on a rope.

[Sniper]

Dont forget yr soap on a rope.

Where have you been. Soap on a rope wont save you these days. :p

You need to establish your dominance first! So what you do Indy is you find the meanest, biggest bastard aboard the boat you can. The higher up in rank the better and then you beat the shit out of him. Blame the outburst on a rare medical disease and to enforce it, gnash your teeth and give people a menancing stare for no reason. It helps if you scream and yell obsenitites into a phone and when you hang up, tell your crew mates it was their mother/ wife/ daughter or so forth and they will send a card.

That should keep you a virgin.

[oldrider]

Where have you been. Soap on a rope wont save you these days. :p

You need to establish your dominance first! So what you do Indy is you find the meanest, biggest bastard aboard the boat you can. The higher up in rank the better and then you beat the shit out of him. Blame the outburst on a rare medical disease and to enforce it, gnash your teeth and give people a menancing stare for no reason. It helps if you scream and yell obsenitites into a phone and when you hang up, tell your crew mates it was their mother/ wife/ daughter or so forth and they will send a card.

That should keep you a virgin.

Then again, it might be less trouble to just, sacrifice your virginity!
Pretend you are George Bush looking back on Iraq, then make up your mind about Snipers suggested plan.
Picture "Sarge" as the big guy! That might help. :shit: Good luck and happy planning. Cheers John.

[hazard02]

Remember to take a pirate hat. Sailing the seven seas just wont feel right without one.

Best of luck :yes:

[Indiana_Jones]

lol ARRRRR!

Cheers guys :)

I popped into school and got a "New Zealand Maritime School" polo shirt, Also got me 3 'Hornblower' books in 1 to read while I'm away.

-Indy

[BuFfY]

aww Indy I can't believe your going... Pricilla will be distraught!

Take care of yourself aye, no more manlove - ya don't wanna give the whole ship 'teh herps'

:hug:

[Finn]

Indy, have you sewn your name into your undies?

[Indiana_Jones]

Na, pick in mix for me :D

-Indy

[MattRSK]

Best of luck Indy!

[Indiana_Jones]

I better take me cd's with me.

Wanna boggie to top gun and Gimme Some Lovin'

DANANAANAN DUM DANANANA DUM

-Indy

[Jamezo]

Also got me 3 'Hornblower' books in 1 to read while I'm away.

-Indy

What is that saying about fish and barrels.........?

[Indiana_Jones]

I just got word that I should be around the caribbean...


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AVAST!

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

Going tomorrow, flight leaves 5:35pm, 55min stop at Santiago, then into Rio De Janeiro.

The ship should then go down to Buenos Aires, then upto Albany, New York.

Cya :sunny:

-Indy

[kiwifruit]

Have fun man!

[Indiana_Jones]

Change of plans, the schedule for the ship has changed. Gonna miss the vessel in Rio, so now I have to wait for a new flight to Buenos Aires.

Ah, the joys of the shipping industry.

-Indy

[Hitcher]

When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio.

[Indiana_Jones]

Ok, flying out today. 17:35

Cya guys :D

-Indy

[The Pastor]

Good luck and remember its OK to say no.

[candor]

U can still be a member, sure we'll be seeing u around won't we. Ohhhh rio. What a great stop over.

[Hitcher]

No, I don't miss him yet.

[Karma]

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[Hitcher]

As I was saying...

[Swoop]

Has he gone yet???
Gorse is easier to get rid of than Indy...

Hope he took his pirate costume with him!

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm back in NZ

Yeah, I changed my mind. :mellow:

-Indy

[Big Dave]

:shit::gob::gob::gob:

[Indiana_Jones]

:shit::gob::gob::gob:

That's a pretty good responce lol

-Indy

[Maverick]

I'm back in NZ

Yeah, I changed my mind. :mellow:

-Indy

Ummmm, really? or are you just saying that? How do we *really* know??? :Pokey:

[Indiana_Jones]

Na, it's pretty real lol

-Indy

[The Pastor]

don't worry indy just wasnt used to the anal sex they new guy gets every 1/2 hr

[Hitcher]

No, I don't miss him yet.

[Indiana_Jones]

No, I don't miss him yet.

Don't lie, you miss me when I log out lol

-Indy

[Damon]

why? did you try to pull into the captin or something? :buggerd:

[Swoop]

Seasickness?:whistle:

[Indiana_Jones]

why? did you try to pull into the captin or something? :buggerd:

Other way round ;)

-Indy

[Damon]

Other way round ;)

-Indy

:sick: good move, welcome back

[dawnrazor]

Bon Voyage Indy. I was wondering if you're going to keep your nickname on the ship or perhaps the lads will refer to their new boy as Indy Arse?

Nah, he'll come back as Master Bates

[Biff]

Take care strange lad.

Don't forget your soap on a rope.