Snakes on a plane

[Hitcher]

The low budget version, minus Samuel L Jackson.

[Fishy]

hahaha very lame but tasty.

[placidfemme]

LMAO good one!!! Can I eat the snakes?

[Sniper]

Bwahahahaha

[SARGE]

better than the movie .. 2 thumbs up...

[Macktheknife]

Bugger you beat me to it.

[Colapop]

When's lunch?

[SPORK]

All of you haters, Snakes on a Plane was the most bang for your buck movie at the cinemas at the moment.

I mean, a guy gets eaten by a boa constricter, some people having sex in the toilet get snaked to death (and not the trouser varity), a guy gets his dick bitten off... etc, etc. I could go on, but it'd spoil the movie.

Just please watch it.

PS don't bring your kids, it's actually quite brutal.

[jrandom]

Pfft. The original had motherfucking snakes on a plane, and all you offer is gelatin?

[LilSel]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Nice one dude! :D

[jrandom]

All of you haters, Snakes on a Plane was the most bang for your buck movie at the cinemas at the moment.

Excuse me, mister. Not before they've seen United 93 and The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada.

Priorities.

[LilSel]

Furthermore....

[Beemer]

Thanks for that, Hitcher. Now I know I don't need to see the movie!

[LilSel]

Woop woop :D
I wanna see this version

[Swoop]

Hitcher, will the sequal to your movie be "Deep throat"?

[Beemer]

Hitcher, will the sequal to your movie be "Deep throat"?

That reminds me of a work mate who came up with the great idea of playing charades during a weekly meeting with our boss. It was quite funny to watch until it was my turn and I discovered the movie I had to mime out was Deep Throat! Needless to say, my boss saw a side of me she'd never seen before and no one had any problems guessing what my movie was called!

[placidfemme]

That reminds me of a work mate who came up with the great idea of playing charades during a weekly meeting with our boss. It was quite funny to watch until it was my turn and I discovered the movie I had to mime out was Deep Throat! Needless to say, my boss saw a side of me she'd never seen before and no one had any problems guessing what my movie was called!

haha classic! bling awarded

[Waylander]

All of you haters, Snakes on a Plane was the most bang for your buck movie at the cinemas at the moment.

I mean, a guy gets eaten by a boa constricter, some people having sex in the toilet get snaked to death (and not the trouser varity), a guy gets his dick bitten off... etc, etc. I could go on, but it'd spoil the movie.

Just please watch it.

PS don't bring your kids, it's actually quite brutal.
I'de rather not waste my money on something that the writers couldn't think of a proper name for. Doesn't bode well for the script.

I'll spend it on my bike instead.

[CM2005]

Ingenious! Here's mine.:whocares:

[Mental Trousers]

You could've at least used a purple jet plane.

[Hillbilly]

saw it couple of days ago - Never had such a good laugh! Then I got home and read this -

[MrMelon]

Snakes on crack! (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3787278a1860,00.html)

[sAsLEX]

Ingenious! Here's mine.:whocares:

Mate they are way ahead of you on the Train idea! though they are a little unimaginative with the rest of the plot......


Introducing , no shit this is real........

SNAKES ON A TRAIN

Tagline: 100 Trapped Passengers.. 2,000 Venomous Vipers!


http://imdb.com/title/tt0843873/

[Finn]

This movie is on Sky tonight. Just watched 5 mins of it and anyone who says they enjoyed it should be stoned to death. If aliens invaded earth and watched this gem, all human greatness would be worth a giant steaming turd.

[Nagash]

I'de rather not waste my money on something that the writers couldn't think of a proper name for. Doesn't bode well for the script.


Actually the writer's did have a proper name for it, but Samuel L. Jackson refused to do the movie if they changed the name from Snakes on a Plane so it had to stay.

I found the whole thing pretty funny but shockingly awful.

If you're real bored there's actually another movie called Snakes on a Train. All in subtitles and it has dark magic of some women vomiting snakes but it's still pretty cool.

[EDIT] Oops, just noticed Saslex already posted it up..