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thehollowmen
15th September 2006, 07:10
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most, cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Beertits," he said.