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SARGE
15th September 2006, 09:15
well gang .. after 20+ years of having a 'stache and goatee .. i recently decided to take the old Mach3 to it and get rid of it ..


big mistake ..

so now im faced with a dilemma .. not sure if i want the full ride anymore so i've been looking at some different ideas ..

so ok.. poll time .. i will be editing this post to add the poll so just keep your panties on....

which one folks .. ?


Paul Senior OCC
small well trimmed goatee
McShane
Adolph
industrial strength goatee
full beard



great.. the poll isnt showing ... :grrr:

Paul in NZ
15th September 2006, 09:20
Don't grow a full beard sarge - they may send you into deep cover in the 'stan...

SARGE
15th September 2006, 09:22
Don't grow a full beard sarge - they may send you into deep cover in the 'stan...

the Adolph would get me sent in deep cover in Ponsonby though.....

The_Dover
15th September 2006, 09:23
Definitely number 4 dude.

Then off to the mosque for a pig on a spit....

take the left overs to the synagogue.

marty
15th September 2006, 09:27
go for the clit tickler.........

Crisis management
15th September 2006, 09:28
Your the one with the mohawk on the helmet???

ZZtop beard!

That should go well with your sensitive new age guy image:sick:

skelstar
15th September 2006, 09:29
Go for the 'Gilby Clarke' <img src="http://www.artists-worldwide.com/images/gilbyclarke.jpg">

that photo is a bit ghey though...

kickingzebra
15th September 2006, 09:31
Paul senior mate. I would say singer with goatee, but I shaved mine like that last night, and seconds before I was going to shoot myself for going gay, I had to attack it with the quattro.

Visions of Biohazard in his car running over my face... Err, Schick quattro, not Audi!

SARGE
15th September 2006, 09:37
Your the one with the mohawk on the helmet???

ZZtop beard!

That should go well with your sensitive new age guy image:sick:

yea .. that was me.. i got a new hat recently the mohawk dont fit on though

this was the look i carried for 20+ years ....

Buster
15th September 2006, 09:49
Go for the handlebar flavor saver man, Would look sweet i recon.

Chopper style.

rwh
15th September 2006, 09:50
yea .. that was me.. i got a new hat recently the mohawk dont fit on though

this was the look i carried for 20+ years ....

This sounds like a better challenge for those photoshoppers ... no time for me right now though

Richard

Indiana_Jones
15th September 2006, 09:52
Get a Viper mo' :D


<img src="http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/topgunviper1.JPG">

:sunny:

-Indy

Str8 Jacket
15th September 2006, 09:52
Wish I had a pic but you need to see Mrmelons mo! Its pretty unbeatable! :D

Flyingpony
15th September 2006, 10:01
Paul Senior OCC looks cool or the traditional McShane. But with Paul Senior you might require the 'voice' to match the style,,, you have that kind of voice?

SARGE
15th September 2006, 10:06
Paul Senior OCC looks cool or the traditional McShane. But with Paul Senior you might require the 'voice' to match the style,,, you have that kind of voice?



yea .. typical American DJ voice on whiskey and a pack of Marlboro's a day

Matt Bleck
15th September 2006, 10:31
got to be the Paul Senior OCC, he's got the right attiude to!!

bungbung
15th September 2006, 10:37
How about a Merle Allin?

Dooly
15th September 2006, 10:37
Adolf!!!!

Then run for parliament and clean this godanged country up.:yes:

LilSel
15th September 2006, 10:48
Something Different?

SARGE
15th September 2006, 10:53
Something Different?

yea .. ive already got a hard enough time finding a helmet to fit...

LilSel
15th September 2006, 10:56
yea .. ive already got a hard enough time finding a helmet to fit...

:yes: ... would have major... ummm... helmet mo with that kinda do too.
(like helmet hair but a hundred times worse one would imagine)

What about a bruce willis style shadow? :niceone:

digsaw
15th September 2006, 10:59
really speaking i would think a full beaver would fit the bill rather good.:gob:

SARGE
15th September 2006, 10:59
What about a bruce willis style shadow? :niceone:

i keep that going on pretty much anyway...

The Pastor
15th September 2006, 11:55
Arr ye mateys!

<img src="http://www.partywigs.com/acatalog/1502.jpg">

McJim
15th September 2006, 11:58
Go for one o' those Amish beard but no 'tash jobs.

Quasievil
15th September 2006, 12:04
Ive gone for light is good approach, keep it low and clean

ps I got me mouth full, I just said to the photographer to take a picture it would last longer, so he did, arsehole!!

Lias
15th September 2006, 12:07
Paul Senior / Chopper Read style Handlebar mo ftw!

Cookie
15th September 2006, 12:24
Cookie the Psychic Says:

Number one would suit you but it will make you look more scary than you want people to think you are. Beware of of attracting negativity while the planets of change are over Uranus.

You will eventually go back to "'stache and goatee", but not before using your intelligence and persistance to successfully address the current challenges in your life.

SARGE
15th September 2006, 12:28
Cookie the Psychic Says:
Beware of of attracting negativity while the planets of change are over Uranus.



i dont know if im comfortable with you mentioning my anus...

Flatcap
15th September 2006, 12:33
Go for something creative

SARGE
15th September 2006, 13:52
Go for something creative

great .. then all id need are Leiderhosen and im off to Oktoberfest ...

waiddaminit... German beer....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

u4ea
15th September 2006, 14:05
you should have kept ya goatee but heres a funny bearded fella............41924

Flatcap
15th September 2006, 15:01
great .. then all id need are Leiderhosen and im off to Oktoberfest ...

waiddaminit... German beer....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Don't forget Pork Knuckles and Horsewhip wielding buxom beer wenches

Maha
15th September 2006, 15:08
Go for the Merv Hughes look...... that bad boy put the 'Mo' in 'stache'.....
:rockon:

oldrider
15th September 2006, 15:12
Having never met you personally and only knowing you from your KB postings, I can't picture you in anything other than that fruity little No 4 number!

I guess it will be better for me now if we never meet but don't worry I have adequate medical insurance. :shit: Cheers John.

SARGE
15th September 2006, 15:30
Having never met you personally and only knowing you from your KB postings, I can't picture you in anything other than that fruity little No 4 number!

I guess it will be better for me now if we never meet but don't worry I have adequate medical insurance. :shit: Cheers John.

ahhh John.. no worries man .. i know you old fellas have issues like that man ..

i look forward to when Altzimers sets in on me... a few moments of peace

Hitcher
15th September 2006, 17:52
Pah! Moustaches are overrated, I reckon.

Swoop
15th September 2006, 17:56
Paul Senior.

Lou Girardin
15th September 2006, 18:38
None of them have enough coverage. Try the King Kong look.

andrea
15th September 2006, 21:23
full beard, with an afro man thats the way to go, and dont shave ur back hair chics dig a guy with lots of hair especially on their backs.
now thats option 1, option 2 is to go for the helen clarke look, a bowl hairdo and a full facial beard (dyed of course to ur skin colour, so no one notices you got a sleek beard), and a monobro(eyebrows that connect together) that gives you a wild party animal look just like the fearsome helen GRRRRRRR

andrea
15th September 2006, 21:25
Arr ye mateys!

<img src="http://www.partywigs.com/acatalog/1502.jpg">

I dig your do-rag man where did you get from? the 2 dollar shop?

Flatcap
15th September 2006, 21:27
full beard, with an afro man thats the way to go, and dont shave ur back hair chics dig a guy with lots of hair especially on their backs.
now thats option 1, option 2 is to go for the helen clarke look, a bowl hairdo and a full facial beard (dyed of course to ur skin colour, so no one notices you got a sleek beard), and a monobro(eyebrows that connect together) that gives you a wild party animal look just like the fearsome helen GRRRRRRR

Andrea (if that IS your real name) you are clearly drunk or mental

The Pastor
15th September 2006, 21:39
I dig your do-rag man where did you get from? the 2 dollar shop?


WHAT? look whos talking! Where did you get your clothes from - The toilet shop??

SARGE
15th September 2006, 21:41
and dont shave ur back hair chics dig a guy with lots of hair especially on their backs.


covered.. no worries there ..

Flatcap
15th September 2006, 21:42
covered.. no worries there ..

How are you for hair on your palms...?

SARGE
15th September 2006, 21:42
Pah! Moustaches are overrated, I reckon.

still cant grow one huh?

SARGE
15th September 2006, 21:45
How are you for hair on your palms...?



im married .. what do you think?:weird:

Patch
15th September 2006, 21:48
:whocares: u stil fugly, just where a paper bag - easy fix an its way faster!!!! :motu:


:stoogie:

Flatcap
15th September 2006, 21:49
im married .. what do you think?:weird:

I feel your pain

SARGE
15th September 2006, 21:50
:whocares: u stil fugly, just where a paper bag - easy fix an its way faster!!!! :motu:


:stoogie:



dont have any paper bags .. didnt i loan you one to carry your spellchecker home in?

kro
15th September 2006, 21:57
The Hogan Handlebar, or that American chopper slashback version.

SARGE
15th September 2006, 22:00
sounds like the Paul Sr so far by a few votes ...

scumdog
15th September 2006, 22:25
Go the Paulie snr look, had one myself a month or so back (long story) and it was way cool - but gorw what YOU want to.

I'm back to my standard Pancho Villa special -with a set of sideburns from hell to add some snap to the mo, my standard bike rally facial apparel.:yes: :rockon:

Skyryder
15th September 2006, 22:50
The apehanger.

andrea
15th September 2006, 23:17
WHAT? look whos talking! Where did you get your clothes from - The toilet shop??

whys that you been there too? its a great shop

andrea
15th September 2006, 23:20
personally that first pic that u posted up the one with that chopper guy, that mo would suit you, he dont make primo choppers like jesse james

andrea
15th September 2006, 23:22
Andrea (if that IS your real name) you are clearly drunk or mental
ok im sorry i didnt mean to pick on your wife helen,

SlashWylde
16th September 2006, 10:01
Grow a Cap'n Jack! The plaited beard look is soo this summer.

Skyryder
16th September 2006, 16:10
Grow a Cap'n Jack! The plaited beard look is soo this summer.

Trouble is by the time the beard is longe enough summer will be over.

Skyryder

John Banks
16th September 2006, 16:43
I say you go for a walrus. Goo goo g'choo.

SARGE
16th September 2006, 17:26
Trouble is by the time the beard is longe enough summer will be over.

Skyryder



no way man .. i can have a beard in a week... :doh:

Hitcher
16th September 2006, 17:42
still cant grow one huh?

Apparently so.

Hitcher
16th September 2006, 17:43
Grow a Cap'n Jack! The plaited beard look is soo this summer.

Don't expect to see one of these at Tuesday's TLAP Day lunch...

Street Gerbil
17th September 2006, 13:25
yea .. that was me.. i got a new hat recently the mohawk dont fit on though

this was the look i carried for 20+ years ....

Loose the shades, the rest looks just fine.

Scouse
17th September 2006, 13:43
Go for the Paul Senior Tash with the Adolf hair style

SARGE
17th September 2006, 17:03
Loose the shades, the rest looks just fine.

no way dude ... the sun always shines when you're this damn cool