Don Brash unfaithful...

[Swoop]

Don Brash has been having marital problems, and has alledgedly been unfaithful to his wife.

My first question would be: Who would have sex with a Montgomery Burns' lookalike??? :shit:

[Fishy]

Mr Smithers?......

[Finn]

Yeah, I never saw him as a rooter. I guess he's human.

[WRT]

What cracks me up is that he cheated on his first wife back in the '80's to be with his current bird, and now she's all up on his shit cause he did it again!

What bitch, you thought you were different? LOL

[Str8 Jacket]

Thankyou Swoop! Finally another person that thinks he looks like Monty Burns, everyone at work thinks im crazy for saying so but he so does!

[kickingzebra]

It's all a question of money... Money and age onset myopia.

[oldrider]

It's all a question of money... Money and age onset myopia.

Hey, I got the age, enough money for at least a "quicky" but I don't see any action comming my way!

Maybe you will have to rethink that theory, hell I can even breath through my ears, there must be another reason.

Way to go, Don! You just can't judge a book by its cover! :shit: John. (of course first you gotta "want" the action, I don't)

[The_Dover]

I bet he still gets less pussy on the side than uncle hell'n.

[Ghost Lemur]

What cracks me up is that he cheated on his first wife back in the '80's to be with his current bird, and now she's all up on his shit cause he did it again!

What bitch, you thought you were different? LOL

Couldn't have put it better.

[kickingzebra]

To my credit I didn't say whether it was him or her affected!!
Might be a studly she bitch, who wanted a man for the night.

[placidfemme]

he lies to his wife and expects us to believe him lol nice

tui

[Blackbird]

His high-flying mistress (ahem... alleged mistress) probably gets off to him using words like "fiscal discipline" and "corporate governance". A bit like accountants taking the National Business Review to the toilet instead of Penthouse.:innocent:

[The_Dover]

he lies to his wife and expects us to believe him lol nice

tui

yeah, and hell'n isn't a happily married muncher of rug???

[placidfemme]

yeah, and hell'n isn't a happily married muncher of rug???

yeah with a secret girlfriend on waiheke island apparantly

[Lias]

I dunno I've always been a fan of Brash, and knowing that hes A: Human, B: Straight, and C: a budding hugh hefner just increases my like for him.

[Finn]

yeah with a secret girlfriend on waiheke island apparantly

Yip, notice how she's been quiet on this topic?

[Swoop]

Thankyou Swoop! Finally another person that thinks he looks like Monty Burns
Excellent!

[The Pastor]

Whats funny is that when hellen clark was in the media for a sham marraige it was a 2min report, last night (or was it the night before) it was a 15min special report.

Damn labour loving media.

Someone said that some major journalist uninon gets alot of funding from labour? anyone confirm this?

[Beemer]

Don Brash has been having marital problems, and has alledgedly been unfaithful to his wife.

My first question would be: Who would have sex with a Montgomery Burns' lookalike??? :shit:

Probably the sister of the one who ran off with Lange... or Prebble...

[Patrick]

Mail order brides... can you send em back for a refund?

[Swoop]

Mail order brides... can you send em back for a refund?
Yes. Under the consumer guarantees act. "Not suitable for intended purpose"....:dodge:

[Hitcher]

Be very careful what allegations you make about people, even if they are politicians or public figures.

Unless you know what you are writing is true beyond reproach, you run the risk of defamation action, as does the "publisher" of any such comment.

I have a Mod hat. Don't make me wear it. You have been warned...

[Finn]

Be very careful what allegations you make about people, even if they are politicians or public figures.

Unless you know what you are writing is true beyond reproach, you run the risk of defamation action, as does the "publisher" of any such comment.

I have a Mod hat. Don't make me wear it. You have been warned...

So you don't think Helen Clark is a lesbian?

At least you only wear a moderators hat. One of you peers has the undies, pj's, scarf, socks and jumper.

[Dafe]

Helen Clarke is a Lesbian Communist Bitch!

She is Evil!!!

Burn them All....... Finn can rule!

Mods: How about a Political Science section please?

At least these threads are a mare fraction of the insults fired in House.

[Finn]

Helen Clarke is a Lesbian Communist Bitch!


That's just completely incorrect!

Clark has no "e"

[Dafe]

That's just completely incorrect!

Clark has no "e"

Eh? :whocares:

Did you vote for her? I never saw her name on my polling paper, so I dunno how to spell it other than B I T C H!

Are you smoking the Pipi Pipe bro?

[Hitcher]

Settle down chaps.

[Finn]

Did you vote for her?

I'm obviously not making myself clear about my feelings towards her. In future I'll be a little more direct.

[Swoop]

Gentlemen... Settle!!

This thread is about Don's (and NOT the Auckland crime syndicate thread)...

Hitcher is armed and dangerous. Look! He is even using an old signature line....

[Dafe]

Gentlemen????

I'm an Islander fool...

Don isn't PM material - John Banks is!

Oh, how I would love to see JB take the leadership......

John Banks want to fire the entire corrections department. That gets my vote!

[Swoop]

Don isn't PM material
Correct on that one!!!

[Lou Girardin]

I don't care who Helen fucks, as long as she stops fucking the country.
As for Brash, what a hypocrite. But Je Lan shouldn't be surprised, once a cheater always a cheater.

[Skyryder]

For those that have some political nouse you got give Helen and the Labour Party their dues. Just when Labour are up to their neck in shit over election spending they successfully deflect a Nationl attact, with a counter move that has National reeling and Don Brashes leadership in question.

Fucking brilliant move. For those that play chess, regardless of political affliations............you know what I mean.

Skyryder

[slowpoke]

Phonetically speaking , if the leader of a Kingdom is a King, and the leader of a Principality is a Principal, then the leader of a Country must be a......

[98tls]

What i find strange is that MPs have been fucking this country for years and nothings said but as soon as Don puts his dick into some old slapper theres a bloody riot.....

[Dafe]

For those that have some political nouse you got give Helen and the Labour Party their dues.
Skyryder

I wouldn't give Labour or Helen the time of day.

Their re-election was a result of MASSIVE campaign over expenditure.

Their re-election was MASSIVELY persuaded by every beneficiarie, refugee, criminal, low income earner, student & Motu that this country has.

The labour party feeds off of the un-informed members of society.

For Labour, It's a wise move because NZ is so heavily balanced with Beneficiaries. Having policies aimed at non-workers is very supportive for aiding in Labour votes.

However, I can only see that it creates a backward step for our Nation. One that will take National a fair amount of resources and time to repair.

[Dafe]

Whats funny is that when hellen clark was in the media for a sham marraige it was a 2min report, last night (or was it the night before) it was a 15min special report.

Damn labour loving media.

Someone said that some major journalist uninon gets alot of funding from labour? anyone confirm this?

The joys of owning the media!

The media is virtually owned by the Government. Television (except TV3) is owned by the Government.

Hence why TV3 were recently banned from the house for a few days when they air'd the playground antics of politicians giving the birdy to one another whilst seated in the house.

TV1 won't bite the hand that feeds them!

Also, You'll find most of the Radio stations are transmitting on Government owned networks and for that reason, will steer clear of any Governing party derogatory remarks. All, except for Privately owned Radio Pacific - Who tell it as it is.
There have been many unsuccessful attempts made to have Radio Pacific taken to court and banned from the airwaves.

[Dafe]

No Shit!

John Banks has personally offered a reward for any information leading to the arrest of the murderer of the Kahui Twins. Straight from his own pocket too.

On offer is The Biggest meatpack ever seen from The Mad Butchers
and a Pallet of Beer.

[Dafe]

Excellent!


At least Don Brash uses a real photo and nothing more.

But then again, Being fake or faking itself is a strong trait of Helen Clark's

[Swoop]

At least Don Brash uses a real photo and nothing more.

But then again, Being fake or faking itself is a strong trait of Helen Clark's
I still haven't found out who the hell the woman on the left is...

[The Pastor]

The joys of owning the media!

The media is virtually owned by the Government. Television (except TV3) is owned by the Government.

Hence why TV3 were recently banned from the house for a few days when they air'd the playground antics of politicians giving the birdy to one another whilst seated in the house.

TV1 won't bite the hand that feeds them!

Also, You'll find most of the Radio stations are transmitting on Government owned networks and for that reason, will steer clear of any Governing party derogatory remarks. All, except for Privately owned Radio Pacific - Who tell it as it is.
There have been many unsuccessful attempts made to have Radio Pacific taken to court and banned from the airwaves.

I say kill them all!!!

[Motu]

Their re-election was MASSIVELY persuaded by every beneficiarie, refugee, criminal, low income earner, student & Motu that this country has.


Like your poo pushing mate Finn,I don't think you have a FUCKING CLUE what my political views are.I'll ask you politely fucking dickhead to retract my name from this post.

I thought you were military - don't pull the trigger until you are sure of the target....

[oldrider]

I still haven't found out who the hell the woman on the left is...

Look again!

The woman on the left is the man in the middle!

What you see is not what you get, with Labour !

Labour epitomizes the adage: Judge people by what they do, rather than what they say! :yes: Cheers John.

[candor]

Notice how the supposed other woman is not his type - or else the wife isn't. Tubby blonde versus petite Asian. Must be all the stress in the house and having to look at Hell all day drove him to it. Or was the blonde just a stalking Don Brash fanatic kinda like how Monica Lewinsky was portrayed. And Don was merely a helpless wee fly caught in her black widow web?

[Skyryder]

I wouldn't give Labour or Helen the time of day.

Their re-election was a result of MASSIVE campaign over expenditure.

Their re-election was MASSIVELY persuaded by every beneficiarie, refugee, criminal, low income earner, student & Motu that this country has.

The labour party feeds off of the un-informed members of society.

For Labour, It's a wise move because NZ is so heavily balanced with Beneficiaries. Having policies aimed at non-workers is very supportive for aiding in Labour votes.

However, I can only see that it creates a backward step for our Nation. One that will take National a fair amount of resources and time to repair.

Apart from the drivel which I will not comment on,you miss my point. Just when the shit hits the fan over Labour's election spending and National has an open wound in Labours soft spot......Labour now turns the tables and National has lost the edge.

As long as Brash is leader of the National Party labours overspending will always be second page news. Even if they dump Brash the election of Nationals new leader and resulting media attention on this will still shift the focus away from Labours 'Pledge' spending.

Sure it will pop up from time to time but Don Brashes cock has fucked up big time.

Take your blinkers off. You have just witnessed one of the great moves in the art of the Realpolitik. These events are rare in New Zealand politics. Savour the moment while you can.

Realpolitik (German: real ("realistic", "practical" or "actual") and Politik ("politics")) is a term used to describe politics based on strictly practical rather than idealistic notions, and practiced without any "sentimental illusions".

Skyryder

[Finn]

Like your poo pushing mate Finn,I don't think you have a FUCKING CLUE what my political views are.I'll ask you politely fucking dickhead to retract my name from this post.

I'm actually enjoying Dafe's posts of late, especially this one. The worst thing you could ever have done is go postal. Now I know what pushed the little grease monkey's button.

[Dafe]

Like your poo pushing mate Finn,I don't think you have a FUCKING CLUE what my political views are.I'll ask you politely fucking dickhead to retract my name from this post.

I thought you were military - don't pull the trigger until you are sure of the target....

After your Autobiography/PM you sent me, I have considered deleting the post but........

Nah, can't be farked!

Oh, and Motu, I love your Red Rep message you sent to me........... "edit my name out cunt!"

:rofl:

[98tls]

Fuck it i was going to go to the pub and watch the rugby.....might be more fun here....

[cowpoos]

oh for gwads sake people..............why should someones personal life problems be fucking public knowledge and left for ridicule......

How the hell do you think the poor fella feels with this sort of shit posted all over the net,news.....its non of our or our countrys fucking bussiness.....
and don't start with comments about how it reflects his ability to do his job coz it don't afect shit...... this fucking country is going so far away from the happy go lucky....brighter side of everything country I remeber growing up in....too a stupid name calling nit pikking society.....it fucked....and sadly will probally be never the same....

[98tls]

oh for gwads sake people..............why should someones personal life problems be fucking public knowledge and left for ridicule......

How the hell do you think the poor fella feels with this sort of shit posted all over the net,news.....its non of our or our countrys fucking bussiness.....
and don't start with comments about how it reflects his ability to do his job coz it don't afect shit...... this fucking country is going so far away from the happy go lucky....brighter side of everything country I remeber growing up in....too a stupid name calling nit pikking society.....it fucked....and sadly will probally be never the same.... Ahhh yes...the way things used to be......reckon we should just cut the rope and let you bludgers up there drift off into multi cultural bliss and leave us to languish in the past...

[Swoop]

Look again!

The woman on the left is the man in the middle!

What you see is not what you get, with Labour !

Labour epitomizes the adage: Judge people by what they do, rather than what they say! :yes: Cheers John.
I have looked many times when the election was happening, and even now can confirm that the "creatures" to the left of Brash are not the same.
Heilen Klarkes teeth have been, and still remain, all over the show like a mad womans driving...
The person in the far left of the photo has perfect teeth.

I still say that a model was brought in to (once again) aid the labour election by putting someone "attractive" on their billboards.:msn-wink: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

[98tls]

say no more........

[oldrider]

I have looked many times when the election was happening, and even now can confirm that the "creatures" to the left of Brash are not the same.
Heilen Klarkes teeth have been, and still remain, all over the show like a mad womans driving...
The person in the far left of the photo has perfect teeth.

I still say that a model was brought in to (once again) aid the labour election by putting someone "attractive" on their billboards.:msn-wink: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

Yes, you are right about the two on the left but the shiny one on the right just directs your gaze away from them and with a bit of luck he will even attract the gaze of the thickest habitual Labour voter at election time and change the government before she stuffs the country completely! :kick: John.

[98tls]

"BRING BACK ROB"................sorry SIR ROB.........

[Dafe]

We actually need a Survivor Island with just Helen and Don at each end, with an assortment of utilities like Potato Mashers and Egg Beaters.
Then watch them lay traps and fight it out.
I reakon Helen will win, she has the psychological edge with her menacing looks!
Her teeth look finely tuned for ripping into Don's flesh!

[The Pastor]

I want my 800 grand back.

[oldrider]

I want my 800 grand back.

Me too, lets not forget that! Bling to that man. :yes: John.

When you are up to your arse in alligators, it is hard to remember the original plan was to drain the swamp! Helen is counting on that! :shit: John.

[The Pastor]

Its just so bullshit. I hate watching labour do this to my country.

Labour is the reason I don't care who I vote for. It makes no differnce, everyone will screw it up big time.

[98tls]

Fuck it....im off to the coast to live in a mud hut and smoke all the shit i can find..dont know why i didnt do it years ago....imagine it...an endless supply of 20 year female disillusioned green party supporters with an endless supply of govt supplied anti depressents.

[Dafe]

Carefull, If TePuni Kokiri hear you're moving to the mudflats, the'll start processing claims seeking renumeration for your usage of their mud.

[Brian d marge]

But the thing is brahes wife , well lets just say , it wouldnt have to be dark ... or drunk ( she might have to be )

The only real way to find out why he was a Playa is to test the hearing in both ears ...if he has less hearing in one , thats the reason

oh fogot , hes a politician ,,,deaf to all but the round table

Stephen