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Macktheknife
15th September 2006, 17:23
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place and, as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity and more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over and gently strokes his chest.

"Well, how was it?" she asks coyly
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and responds........................
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

Maha
15th September 2006, 17:32
Cant wait to hear more of when you and HT met..........:yes:
When is chapter two due out?.....:shifty:

Marknz
5th July 2007, 20:05
The Sensitive Man



A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around
his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely
filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.



There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire
wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he
had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and
actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.



They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she
finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and
kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.



They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her
in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each
other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.



She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things
she had never done with any other man.



After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls
over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The
guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and says......................





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"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"

Curious_AJ
6th July 2007, 01:11
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! omg... lol!!!

I so wasnt expecting that.. i was expecting there to be lots of cameras or some such.. lol... but no..

HAHA! shyte... funny!!

*has a stitch*

Beemer
6th July 2007, 09:38
You're two months early - this joke gets posted every year in September, not July - repost!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=35655&highlight=cuddly+teddy+bears and http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=17549&highlight=cuddly+teddy+bears

kro
6th July 2007, 19:49
Gold........

007XX
6th July 2007, 19:56
Well done...I would have run at the sight of the teddy bears personnaly....

moT
7th July 2007, 14:01
i dont get it???

pritch
7th July 2007, 14:13
i dont get it???

LOL Well well...

A sports psychologist I worked with said I needed to work on my tact.
I'd like him to see this response.. I can do it:yes: