Any Single Chicks on Bikes Out there??????

[hedgier1]

I am single and keen to meet up with some girls on bikes.
Anyone interested in a date ride let me know.

[crashe]

Welcome to KB.....:scooter:



PM (private message) The _Dover or Cowpoos they are always looking for someone to ride......... But Finn might get a bit jealous... so it may pay to ask Finn as well. They are up for anything...

[Maha]

There is Swantiger, i here she's quite the catch......:blip:
Beauty and the best rolled into one.....:yes:

[degrom]

I am single and keen to meet up with some girls on bikes.
Anyone interested in a date ride let me know.

Smooth entrance!!! Welcome to KB...:dodge:

[SARGE]

Welcome to KB.....:scooter:

BTW this aint a dating site....

Try www.nzdating.com
or www.findsomeone.com

http://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/

go for your life bro..:love:

[Shadows]

I guess nobody could accuse you of beating around the bush... Let us know if it works won't you?

[SwanTiger]

Hey sexy, I'm keen for a ride but I don't have a license at the moment so you'll have to take me pillion. I'd love to rub my titties all over your bald shiny head.

Love you long time.

[Ixion]

Fish, do you want another pet?

[Mom]

Welcome to KB.....:scooter:
PM (private message) The _Dover or Cowpoos they are always looking for someone to ride......... But Finn might get a bit jealous... so it may pay to ask Finn as well. They are up for anything...


Hey sexy, I'm keen for a ride but I don't have a license at the moment so you'll have to take me pillion. I'd love to rub my titties all over your bald shiny head.
Love you long time.


Fish, do you want another pet?

Play nicely now children..:innocent:

Welcome to KB hedgier1

[idb]

Na, this site is shit.
I've been here for about a year and a half.
My posts have displayed wit, charm, empathy, knowledge on a broad range of subjects, flawless spelling and use of apostrophe's, enough swear words for street cred - but not too many for the right amount of urbanity, my personal hygiene has never been raised as a subject worthy of discussion and my strong masculine profile has been displayed on this site for all to see.

Annnnnd...........no bites at all!!!!

Ah yes, you may very well shake your head as I am.

The best that I've had as I recall is the suggestion that I'm obviously gay.
Hell, I'm from the South Island, we don't even have any gay people down here - the Cook Strait might not have prevented the spread of the Varroa mite but it seems to have halted the homo whatsits up until now.

So I wouldn't waste your keyboard time here buddy if love is what you're after.

Mind you, reading my resume above has got me a bit hot and bothered about myself.............I might need a moment...

[Ixion]

Maurice says to tell you that he thinks you're real cute, and if he ever get down to Arrowtown its all on. There y'go , see now you've got a "special friend"

[idb]

Maurice says to tell you that he thinks you're real cute, and if he ever get down to Arrowtown its all on. There y'go , see now you've got a "special friend"

Now you're toying with me and that's just cruel!!!

Ummm.....who's Maurice?

[cowpoos]

Welcome to KB.....:scooter:



PM (private message) The _Dover or Cowpoos they are always looking for someone to ride......... But Finn might get a bit jealous... so it may pay to ask Finn as well. They are up for anything...
don't get me started on you young lady if you want a war of words!

[slowpoke]

don't get me started on you young lady if you want a war of words!

Awwwwwww c'mon 'Poos...you've got a bike to fix, remember....shake that ass!

[bobsmith]

and use of apostrophe's,

Uhhh, I think the problem is that you've been using the apostrophes in the wrong bloody place. Plural of a noun = no apostrophe

Read: http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/

[idb]

Uhhh, I think the problem is that you've been using the apostrophes in the wrong bloody place. Plural of a noun = no apostrophe

Read: http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/

Fair enough and well spotted.

I'll give you a link back;
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/irony

Anyway, surely no chick could weight the odd misplaced apostrophe so heavily when assessing all of my positive aspects?
If only I knew the rules!

[oldrider]

Welcome to KB hedgier1. Good luck with your :love: quest.

You are looking for love and we get a lesson on apostrophes!

Serves me right for being nosey at what idb had to say on this thread subject.

There will be some heterosexual chicks and homosexual hunks left all sweaty and bothered after reading your personal attributes there idb!

There could be a law brought in for false self appraising if you are not careful but who am I to judge, I am not your target market.

It must be windy over at your place today too idb, you are not out on your bike. :shit: Cheers John

PS: Maurice sounds interesting. :shutup:

[Colapop]

Nothing backward about coming forward... The ebst way to meet chicks (or anybody) is to get out there (regardless of what you ride) and meet people. Some you'll like, some you won't. If you're especially lucky you might met someone who'll like you too. I hear Andrea (Auckland is single and a girl) you should PM her...

[idb]

Welcome to KB hedgier1. Good luck with your :love: quest.

You are looking for love and we get a lesson on apostrophes!

Serves me right for being nosey at what idb had to say on this thread subject.

There will be some heterosexual chicks and homosexual hunks left all sweaty and bothered after reading your personal attributes there idb!

There could be a law brought in for false self appraising if you are not careful but who am I to judge, I am not your target market.

It must be windy over at your place today too idb, you are not out on your bike. :shit: Cheers John

PS: Maurice sounds interesting. :shutup:

Umm....are you suggesting that I mostly post shit?
Or am I being too sensitive?

Signed;
Very Sensitive of Arrowtown


Windy outside Arrowtown alright, I think the Wakatipu basin is getting a battering but we're all snug and calm in our little windless oasis here - that's the pay-off for our winter smog problems.

[andrea]

Hey sexy, I'm keen for a ride but I don't have a license at the moment so you'll have to take me pillion. I'd love to rub my titties all over your bald shiny head.

Love you long time.

umm could i vedio tape that

[andrea]

Nothing backward about coming forward... The ebst way to meet chicks (or anybody) is to get out there (regardless of what you ride) and meet people. Some you'll like, some you won't. If you're especially lucky you might met someone who'll like you too. I hear Andrea (Auckland is single and a girl) you should PM her...

nah mate remember i hooked back up with your sister again, she really digs my sheepskin covered seats, im taking her up to ponsonby next dol day on my harley for dinner. um im thinking kcf, are there any kbers out there who would like to share some cooking skills with me so i can impress my missus who is col's sister.

[Hitcher]

I am single and keen to meet up with some girls on bikes.
Anyone interested in a date ride let me know.

This is outstanding! Just when one thought one had seen everything imaginable that could be posted on a KB forum, along comes this. A classic. A true classic. The tears are running down my legs. Thank you hedgier1 for brightening my day!

[Scouse]

Hey you should change your logon name from hedgier1 to Headcase1

[Jamezo]

Yeah, totally, the sheer audacity is mind-boggling!

I mean, to suggest that a girl could ride a motorbike, let alone use the internet! Who does he think he's fooling?

[hedgier1]

Hey if I wanted to chat to a bunch of Guys i would have pretended to be a chick.
If you guys can't be friendly or help a fellow biker out then what the hell is this site for.

[Drum]

Dont take it personal H1. They's just playing with ya!

Welcome to the site.

[gijoe1313]

Heh, the usual tomfoolery that is kb - welcome to the site and its refreshing to hear straight talk. No hidden agendas or farfn' about (hmm there be that durn aproskophe used in'a inappropriate ways'!).

Have a ton of fun and hope ya find that special biker babe (jes' remember if you do find one, the others will tear your head off!) - and if else fails, you got your sweet ride to go out on! :yes: :rockon:

[idb]

Hey if I wanted to chat to a bunch of Guys i would have pretended to be a chick.
If you guys can't be friendly or help a fellow biker out then what the hell is this site for.

Oooh, oooh, I'll answer that one!
This site is for being friendly, helping fellow bikers out....and taking the piss!

[Hitcher]

And who knows? You may find your "special lady" here. Perhaps after you've finessed those pick-up lines...

[jrandom]

The tears are running down my legs.

'scalled 'laddering', I believe. Not surprising, though; I can't deny the sensual appeal of silky sheers against a freshly shaved thigh, but you are supposed to change out of them on Saturday morning, old bean.

[u4ea]

ok curiosity got the better of me................check out his profile pic.........looks like a ring on that left hand.:nono: :motu: .............wassup with this dood????????????
ring or no ring i dont like his style!!!!!!!!! :puke: :weird:

[Bend-it]

Joining KB to look for girlies... Gotta love the directness though eh?

Anyone who actually gets hitched deserves it I guess... :)

[Riff Raff]

I don't think there's any single chicks on KB - they all get snapped up within a month of joining!

[Macktheknife]

A bold post for the entry to KB! Welcome to KB (I think) With a post like this you will certainly get to know the style and general insanity of the site really quickly. lol

[R6_kid]

to quote "System of a Down - Cigaro"

"MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS"

Welcome to the site.

For dating please go to... www.nzdating.com , www.findsomeone.co.nz , www.adultfriendfinder.com

[Meekey_Mouse]

Haha, you gotta give the guy credit for speaking his mind!! Welcome to the site, enjoy the insanity of it :sunny:

[jrandom]

I don't think there's any single chicks on KB - they all get snapped up within a month of joining!

Didn't I originally formulate that hypothesis? I'm sure I did.

[SpeedyGirl]

I don't think there's any single chicks on KB - they all get snapped up within a month of joining!

Damn, then i must be looking in the wrong places!!!!! :angry: :rofl: Maybe there are just no single guys in ChCh!!! :shutup:

[Str8 Jacket]

Damn, then i must be looking in the wrong places!!!!! :angry: :rofl: Maybe there are just no single guys in ChCh!!! :shutup:

Dont worry chick, with tits like yours..... :p

But really until the right one comes along, being single is great!

[SpeedyGirl]

Dont worry chick, with tits like yours..... :p

But really until the right one comes along, being single is great!



Gee thanks babe ;)

[buellbabe]

Hey if I wanted to chat to a bunch of Guys i would have pretended to be a chick.
If you guys can't be friendly or help a fellow biker out then what the hell is this site for.

Well actually this isn't a dating forum (maybe the mods could start one up?) but it sure is a great way to meet people with similar interests and there are quite a few couples that have met thru this site...

So points for being straight up...
Most guys just trawl thru the profile pics and then PM the girls... I found THAT out very soon after joining! Even got a marriage proposal... he he he
Good luck Hedgier ;-)

[crashe]

Even got a marriage proposal... he he he

But did you acept that proposal of marriage...?
Oh yeah who was it that asked... come on tell us all... he wont mind... :whistle:

:scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter:

[Bend-it]

Dont worry chick, with tits like yours..... :p

But really until the right one comes along, being single is great!

Just like picking a bike eh? Until the right bike comes along, a 250 single is great! haha!

[Str8 Jacket]

Just like picking a bike eh? Until the right bike comes along, a 250 single is great! haha!

Or a 150 two stroke is even better! :p

[Bend-it]

Well, all I can say is... different strokes for different folks... muahahah :rofl: :rofl:

[Str8 Jacket]

Well, all I can say is... different strokes for different folks... muahahah :rofl: :rofl:

If it wanted my bike is just as fast as yours if not faster with the right rider and it sounds soo much better! :p

[Bend-it]

With the right rider, a runaway snr citizen's moped could be faster than mine... but that's just 'coz I'm a nana... :)

How do you switch to 2nd gear? ;)

[mstriumph]

welcome aboard hedgier1, nice to have someone new for the regulars to take the micky out of ......... :innocent:


... and i'm with buellbabe on this - I thought it was REFRESHING him coming straight to the point like that .......:yes:

[Swoop]

I am single and keen to meet up with some girls on bikes.
Anyone interested in a date ride let me know.

Welcome to KB!
Thanks for entering our little world and providing us with a unique brand of entertainment!:second:

[hedgier1]

Thanks guys and ladies just thought it would be a topic of discussion.
And ladies, I am single and don't have a ring. The ring in the pic was a friendship ring only.
So whats the haps with the Thursday night rides??????

[jrandom]

I... don't have a ring.

Gawd dayum. Birth defect? Ah reckon ah'll slip on in reaaaal easy-like, then.

Ooooh hooo, yes. C'mere, you...

[andrea]

Thanks guys and ladies just thought it would be a topic of discussion.
And ladies, I am single and don't have a ring. The ring in the pic was a friendship ring only.
So whats the haps with the Thursday night rides??????

hey fark i checked your profile out before and saw a hot blonde chick next to a ducati, um or was that someone else's profile. so you hooking up with swantiger she be a hot brunette "cough"

[hedgier1]

Ducati???? What Ducati...... Not me sorry lovey got the wrong guy.
never owned or had photo taken by one.

[Blueskies]

I am single and keen to meet up with some girls on bikes.
Anyone interested in a date ride let me know.



Now HOW could ah resist this . . . .

60,ish ok ?

( Just kidding hedgier :lol: )

[Colapop]

... and i'm with buellbabe on this - I thought it was REFRESHING him coming straight to the point like that .......:yes:
OK then - wanna come over and ....


mow my lawns?

[apteryx_haasti]

I don't think there's any single chicks on KB - they all get snapped up within a month of joining!

WHAT!?!?

Damn, I must have been reading the wrong threads...

[Scouse]

Thanks guys and ladies just thought it would be a topic of discussion.
And ladies, I am single and don't have a ring. The ring in the pic was a friendship ring only.
So whats the haps with the Thursday night rides??????Well "The haps" is chircks Chircks an even more chircks on bikes some even turn up for the ride topless so you should get yourself on one of these rides

[SwanTiger]

WHAT!?!?

Damn, I must have been reading the wrong threads...

How you doing :Pokey:

[apteryx_haasti]

How you doing :Pokey:

Dude - not only do you have a GF - you have pomeranians!!!!


:banana:

I'm fine, tho' thanks for askin'!:bleh:

[SwanTiger]

Dude - not only do you have a GF - you have pomeranians!!!!


:banana:

I'm fine, tho' thanks for askin'!:bleh:
Yeah but we've got a big bed :2thumbsup

Please don't insult me, the pomeranians aren't mine !! :spanking:

[andrea]

OK then - wanna come over and ....


mow my lawns?

i think you better think bout this one bro, i hear theres some pretty thick bush/scrub area down there