McJim
20th September 2006, 10:30
3 British Soldiers are to receive compensation for serving in the Falklands conflict.
The method of calculation is simple - they have a choice of $1,000 for every Inch from the top of their head to the tip of their toes or $12,000 for every inch from the tip of their penis to their testicles
First of all Dave, a 6'7" fella steps forward - I'll take payment for my height - they measure him up and pay him accordingly.
Second comes Patrick at 5'7" he unzips his trousers and starts to unfold his schlong...22 inches..he takes his money with a smile and walks out.
Lastly Wee Jimmy (fae glesga) comes up and says "I'll take the measurment from the tip o' ma wullie tae ma balls please" he unzips his trousers and waggles 6" about - there is a bit of sniggering as the technician starts to measure...after a moment there is a pause in the sniggering...."erm...where are your testicles?"
"Ach that's easy - I stood on a wee landmine in Port Stanley ma balls are still in the Falklands"
The method of calculation is simple - they have a choice of $1,000 for every Inch from the top of their head to the tip of their toes or $12,000 for every inch from the tip of their penis to their testicles
First of all Dave, a 6'7" fella steps forward - I'll take payment for my height - they measure him up and pay him accordingly.
Second comes Patrick at 5'7" he unzips his trousers and starts to unfold his schlong...22 inches..he takes his money with a smile and walks out.
Lastly Wee Jimmy (fae glesga) comes up and says "I'll take the measurment from the tip o' ma wullie tae ma balls please" he unzips his trousers and waggles 6" about - there is a bit of sniggering as the technician starts to measure...after a moment there is a pause in the sniggering...."erm...where are your testicles?"
"Ach that's easy - I stood on a wee landmine in Port Stanley ma balls are still in the Falklands"