Caption Contest 20-9-06

[Swoop]

OK folks, What's your best caption for this one....
Same rules as always:
Bling for 1st, 2nd & 3rd.
Judged on Sunday evening (if sober...)

[kickingzebra]

All his moped riding friends accused him of being a road hog.

[WRT]

Doesnt matter what you ride, wear a helmet or you're bound to get hassled by the pigs.

[ManDownUnder]

As he suspected, Poos' got the new bike and never had trouble scoring again

[MSTRS]

Penelope might have been stuck in the Sow Crate, but at least she still felt like she was going places

[WRT]

Farmer Joe took his friends advice just a little too literally when they suggested that for stock movement, he should buy himself a cage.

[Postie]

meals on wheels, delivered fresh and lightly smoked

[McJim]

New vehicles for Thai Police force.....

[TerminalAddict]

daddy drive home safetly, we are waiting for you

[ManDownUnder]

Pork... check!

puha... what fuck is puha...?

[Hitcher]

This little piggy didn't go to market
This little piggy drove safely home.

[skelstar]

Conventional Thai society insisted that it was Daddy that brings home the bacon.

[MSTRS]

Juan's plans for silk purses were not off to a good start

[Karma]

Pinky was better than a radar detector... after all, the pigs never go after their own.

[nudemetalz]

"Man,.. this machine handles like a pig !!!...."

Also, this is a true quote from Winston Churchill (British PM in WW2)..
"Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.."

[Buster]

Jackie Chan was less than impressed with the police escort.

[Pwalo]

The new methane powered motorcycle was a huge success, but finding somewhere to locate the fuel tank was somewhat problematic.

[Buster]

Daddy drive home safetly, we are waiting for you.

The chances of that happening with an asian driver?

Pigs might fly.

[Paul in NZ]

Suddenly there was a squeal of brakes....

[Cookie]

Jing was not happy at the suggestion that it was his turn to be second.

[Squeak the Rat]

weeeee-woooooo-weeeeee-wooooooo-weeeeee-wooooooo-weeeeeee-woooooo

[The_Dover]

Dyna gives a couple of Unkle Heilens refugees a taxpayer funded lift to their new taxpayer funded mansion in Chowick on his specially adapted VTR, cos he lives out there and LIVES to serve REAL New Zealanders.

[ZorsT]

David was excited at the thought of showing his family and friends what his new wife looked like

[Grumpy]

Willie Wong was getting sick of having to transport his Mother in Law everywhere. "....I just wish the fat pig would get her own fucking bike!" he was heard mumbling as he was heading home.

[Skyryder]

Helen Clark "I promise not to tell any more porkers.

Skyryder

[jeremysprite]

Photographic evidence of Helen Clark and her police escort travelling at speeds of up to 140km/h.

[Swoop]

Good stuff!:banana:

[Smorg]

once again Mrs Dover had made a break for it and had to be bought back by her pimp

[skelstar]

Hung Bak takes speed-dating to the next level.

[Oakie]

Wun Hung Lo got more than he bargained for when he ordered his burger with a side of bacon at the drive thru.

[candor]

Siams' jelly wrestling champ "Sigmund" gets ready to rock.

[Paul in NZ]

The long and embarassing trip home from the HOG club rally gave Jong plenty of time to think of a painful death for his english tutor.

[Swoop]

As promised (OK, later than promised...)
The bling goes to:
:first:

Photographic evidence of Helen Clark and her police escort travelling at speeds of up to 140km/h.
:second:

Pinky was better than a radar detector... after all, the pigs never go after their own.
:third:

The long and embarassing trip home from the HOG club rally gave Jong plenty of time to think of a painful death for his english tutor.

Well done to all contestants!