Abuse of ass my power

[McJim]

Since my little 250 doesn't pull my lardy arse the way it should I have been stocking up on Corned beef, baked beans, onions, curried eggs and various other delicacies that encourage flatulence.

I have engineered a removeable flap in the back of my trousers to facilitate the exit of the resulting methane from this setup and have created a small pilot light to activate it for the afterburner effect.

Now, what I want to know is is the power gained from this a blatant abuse of my ass for the benfit of a little extra power?

Or am I merely trying to distract people from a circular thread of a similar name?:rofl:

[kickingzebra]

make sure the flap has a dead mans cord on it, so your bare arse (the correct BDOTGNZA spelling) will be covered upon impact.

[Maverick]

Since my little 250 doesn't pull my lardy arse the way it should I have been stocking up on Corned beef, baked beans, onions, curried eggs and various other delicacies that encourage flatulence.

I have engineered a removeable flap in the back of my trousers to facilitate the exit of the resulting methane from this setup and have created a small pilot light to activate it for the afterburner effect.

Now, what I want to know is is the power gained from this a blatant abuse of my ass for the benfit of a little extra power?

Or am I merely trying to distract people from a circular thread of a similar name?:rofl:

Poor little Honda...:banana:

[Deano]

You might get more benefit by fitting an expansion chamber also, or a blow off valve....

[SARGE]

make sure the flap has a dead mans cord on it, so your bare arse (the correct BDOTGNZA spelling) will be covered upon impact.




ok... ive been here for over a year and still dont know what the fuck
BDOTGNZA
is

really burns my ass

[TerminalAddict]

me too actually .. I'm just too cool to say anything



aaaayyyyyyyy

[Waylander]

ok... ive been here for over a year and still dont know what the fuck
BDOTGNZA
is

really burns my ass
Glory in your ignorance.

[Ixion]

A third rate and manifestly inferior variety of grammar nazi. Universally accepted as much inferior to BOTTYNZ , the original and still unsurpassed grammar nazis , specialists in pedantry and archaism. Demand BOTTY on all occasions, we give green stamps.

[John Banks]

I always figured it was Brave Defenders Of The Great New Zealand Arse.

[kickingzebra]

BOTTY rhymes with Potty...

BDOTGNZA Believe a man hasn't lived until he has found something worth Dying for.
They will fight, on the beaches, on the bearches, and on the birtchs to protect the Great New Zealand Arse, of which they are Brave Defenders Of!!


Of course, I am not remotely connected, and just enjoy the plagiarism ;)

[McJim]

ok... ive been here for over a year and still dont know what the fuck
BDOTGNZA
is

really burns my ass

Good guess but that would be RBMA really burns my ass....sorry...misunderstood.

[Jantar]

I too struggled with the meaning of BDOTGNZA. I thought I had worked out Defenders Of The Great New Zealand Arse, but I could see what the B was for. Hitcher solved the mystery. Its Brave Defenders Of The Great New Zealand Arse.

But what the hell is BOTTYNZ? And shouldn't they give Red Stamps?

[TerminalAddict]

geez you lot !!!
its CHAPS my ass :D

[kickingzebra]

Banished Owners of Tasteless Tittilated Yachts, Naked Zebra

Edit, You CHAPS stay away from my Arse!!

Really Bums my ass??

[TerminalAddict]

bootyNZ ??? wtf?

[kickingzebra]

Same shit different name!

[McJim]

Banished Owners Of Tasteless Yachts, Naked Zebra

Edit, You CHAPS stay away from my Arse!!

Really Bums my ass??

Fucksake! You just won't drop that ghey Honda thang will you? You're even following me onto other threads! :rofl:

[SARGE]

Glory in your ignorance.



what you call me???? :Oi:

[TerminalAddict]

Edit, You CHAPS stay away from my Arse!!


we all know who's been on your arse .. he left his name there ;)

*kinda like chalk on the ram really* :nya:

[McJim]

I never asked about the BDOTGNZA coz I thought some Dyslexic Columbian nutters would come round and slit my throat.

Think about it....

[Waylander]

what you call me???? :Oi:
You the great rider of a slow grampa's bike?

I called you nothing lol.

[kickingzebra]

we all know who's been on your arse .. he left his name there ;)

*kinda like chalk on the ram really* :nya:

That was who saved my arse, I maintain!

[SARGE]

You the great rider of a slow grampa's bike?

I called you nothing lol.

anytime junior...

[Waylander]

anytime junior...
I'll be in Auckland the weekend of the 30th old timer.:Pokey:

[SARGE]

I'll be in Auckland the weekend of the 30th old timer.:Pokey:



bring your pink slip

[Waylander]

bring your pink slip
Should I bring you one of these aswell?

[SARGE]

Should I bring you one of these aswell?

dont know .. will it fit up your ass?


i'll just find a curve and let the Vmax do its thing for me ...

[McJim]

And I thought Canada and the States were buddies.

Can we watch?

:jerry: :jerry: :jerry: :jerry: :jerry:

[Waylander]

i'll just find a curve and let the Vmax do its thing for me ...
Lol funny how it loved the Rimutakas down Wellington way, and the Kaimais over here.

[The_Dover]

Have you acquainted it with any ditches yet?

[SARGE]

And I thought Canada and the States were buddies.

Can we watch?



fuck i hate Canada .. best thing to come out of Waffle-Land was RUSH And Highway 99

[Swoop]

I have engineered a removeable flap in the back of my trousers to facilitate the exit of the resulting methane from this setup and have created a small pilot light to activate it for the afterburner effect.

You require the "ACME" turbocharger kit!!!:whistle:

[gijoe1313]

I can't be arsed following the bare end of this thread! We'll never get to the bottom of it and then we'll lose sight of the patooty! Tush, tush! Derriere I said it :Pokey:

And by the way McJim, you haven't been reading Artemis Fowl and his dwarf mate Mulch Diggums 'ave ya guv?

[Waylander]

Have you acquainted it with any ditches yet?
Not as many as you have with yours.

[McJim]

fuck i hate Canada .. best thing to come out of Waffle-Land was RUSH And Highway 99

Good ol' Geddy Lee - what a bass player!