The ass threads

[Kendog]

I thought I was seeing double while looking at the new posts list.

[Hitcher]

The BDOTGNZA is apoplectic!

[Storm]

Death to the infidels!!




And those illegetimate monkeys who do it just to be "cool" - them too

[Storm]

What we need to do General, is take over the forum one day when Spankme is looking at porn again, and write some sort of code which automatically spellchecks and corrects "a&%" to the altogether better and much more refined and patriotic arse.
From, there, we take over the world

[McJim]

I was creating a parody which required me to more or less quote that which had gone before for maxumum effect. Since they chose the a___ expletive rather than the Arse or Erse (as I pronounce it) I was forced to refer to a type of donkey in my title.

It irked me to have to do this but I would not have been able to lure people away from the repetitive thread otherwise.

I accept that the end does not always justify the means and am suitably humble.

[Hitcher]

The BDOTGNZA has decreed that "erse" is acceptable, when spoken by Scots.

[McJim]

Does this mean I can start up the BDOTGSE?

[Crisis management]

I was creating a parody which required me to more or less quote that which had gone before for maxumum effect. Since they chose the a___ expletive rather than the Arse or Erse (as I pronounce it) I was forced to refer to a type of donkey in my title.

It irked me to have to do this but I would not have been able to lure people away from the repetitive thread otherwise.

I accept that the end does not always justify the means and am suitably humble.

I am disappointed McJim, that is taking ass licking to an extreme, pandering to sassenach bastardised language control freaks.
William Wallace would be disapproving!

[McJim]

I am disappointed McJim, that is taking ass licking to an extreme, pandering to sassenach bastardised language control freaks.
William Wallace would be disapproving!

Ach Haud yer wheisht therr big yin!

Ass is ra Inglish pronunciation coz they nivver say ra letter R oot loud!

Harvest = Haahvest
Airport = Ehpoht
Arse = Ahhhse (or ASS)

Ah thocht they wiz all jocks like masel' coz thay wanted the R in Arse tae stand proud.

Look oot for me on a KB run and ask me to say Arrrrrse (or Errrrrrse).

Seriously though, as a Scotsman, I do prefer to use the word Arse - strongly suggest kiwis abandon the american pronunciation of Vitimin though. Doesn't suit the accent :yes:

[WRT]

I'd like to state for the record that I much prefer a nice arse to an ass.

[mstriumph]

is McJim Scottish then? :eek5:





*thinks ......... men in frocks .......... - oh well, appropriate in an 'arse' thread i suppose ... :corn:

[The_Dover]

is McJim Scottish then? :eek5:


nah, he's a feckin weegie.

even the scots disown them.:whistle:

[Hitcher]

Does this mean I can start up the BDOTGSE?

Aye, that it does, Jimmie.

[SARGE]

we are taking over ..

resistance is futile ..

[McJim]

nah, he's a feckin weegie.

even the scots disown them.:whistle:

Cheuchter!