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FROSTY
20th September 2006, 21:38
Ya know I generally live by the rule-No harm no foul even with lunatic auckland drivers. Mostly I must admit cos Im a lunatic Auckland rider.
BUT in this case I SOOO wanted a cop to be around.
Picture this. One of those big jap people movers -A toyota Previa.
Driving down a public road at 50km/h
with EVERY door in the back wide open --Held open by bales of -well STUFF
literally the bale thing hung 1.0m out the back the same out the side and there was another poking out the sunroof.
As i rode past this idiot all I could see was a very small person hunched over the steering wheel--forced to because the entire interior was full of big bags.

boomer
20th September 2006, 21:45
Ya know I generally live by the rule-No harm no foul even with lunatic auckland drivers. Mostly I must admit cos Im a lunatic Auckland rider.
BUT in this case I SOOO wanted a cop to be around.
Picture this. One of those big jap people movers -A toyota Previa.
Driving down a public road at 50km/h
with EVERY door in the back wide open --Held open by bales of -well STUFF
literally the bale thing hung 1.0m out the back the same out the side and there was another poking out the sunroof.
As i rode past this idiot all I could see was a very small person hunched over the steering wheel--forced to because the entire interior was full of big bags.


sorry i didn't wave but i couldn't move my arms :crybaby:

The_Dover
20th September 2006, 21:57
yeah, I was lane splitting home at about 150'ish when I had to break for a pig. then as I was riding alongside the baconmobile some cockend ripped past me, WAAAAH pisht, some cunt in an embarassment to boy racers.

Did the cop blink? did he fuck. useless cunt.

diggydog
20th September 2006, 22:30
that's always the way, u spot something out of the blue, where are the cops.:buggerd:

Lou Girardin
21st September 2006, 07:02
On SH 16? :spanking:

Swoop
21st September 2006, 09:37
What you see when you don't have a camera or a gun...

Wasp
21st September 2006, 10:29
Heh, both my parents and the big boss have toyota previas (both specially imported over 10 years ago). gotta admit they hold ALOT of firewood ;) and whatever else you want to put in.

spudchucka
21st September 2006, 17:18
Where are the traffic cops when ya need em??
At the end of the straights on St Hwy 16 aparently.

Lou Girardin
21st September 2006, 20:41
At the end of the straights on St Hwy 16 aparently.

There's no prize for second place.

The Pastor
21st September 2006, 22:45
Where are traffic cops when you need them?

There responding to the guy who flipped off the police helicopter.. Duh where did you think they would be??

Patrick
22nd September 2006, 04:15
Nah, they're all eating donuts. Surely after reading KB they would all be ignoring traffic enforcement now, wouldn't they?

And to everyone who thinks the helecopter wasted resorces for the bird flipper... there is a cop station (Police Launch Base) attached to the restaurant... ever heard of radios?

Lou Girardin
22nd September 2006, 06:45
there is a cop station (Police Launch Base) attached to the restaurant... ever heard of radios?

No wonder cops all want to be on the Eagle, gourmet doughnuts right next door.

Patrick
22nd September 2006, 12:47
No wonder cops all want to be on the Eagle, gourmet doughnuts right next door.

They have donuts? Bastards... have to reapply for that Launch Masters position...