Come on traffic cops... you are losing my respect

[JeremyW]

Heres a quick tale - As I was driving (yes in my cage unfortunately) down domionion rd today at about 2:45 I had a traffic cop undertake me on the inside at about 60km/h while I was doing about 30km/h in traffic. He/she then cut back into the traffic in a rather rude fashion and later turned into the police station just off dom rd, obviously in no rush.

Now dont get me wrong, I have huge respect for the police and when I am up s%#@ creek the person I most want to see is Mr Plod. They deal with everything we cannot and that is why they have my respect.

BUT after hearing some of the stories on here of unfair cops and incidents such as today I am losing my respect for the traffic division.... Those bus lanes are dangerous enough for cylists / bikers without cops abusing them.

What gives them the right do break traffic rules and endanger fellow cylists / bikers? Auckland roads are dangerous enough without those trusted in protecting us on them blatantly breaking the rules.

I would like to hear from any police bikers on this thread with their response to this.

[skidz]

Give the poor man a break! He was probably late for lunch, or needed a crap.

[Ixion]

Was he on a bike? If so, where's the problem?

[DMNTD]

Try this one on then mate...was riding a ZX14 down from Whangarei on monday and was pinged doing 126kmph on the motorway whilst following 2 cars (at a very safe distance)!
Now I'll take a ticket when deserved no prob's,I know the laws,but for him to purposely single me out wihile following I thought was plenty rude.
He's a well known coppa to certain KBers too....the ginga bastard,you know who too. His arrogance was mind blowing!!
He tried to lecture me...I promptly pointed out how small his feet were

[JeremyW]

No he was in a car, big ugly commodore. :Playnice:

I wouldnt have a problem if he was on a bike!

[placidfemme]

cops are always doing shit like that... I'm surprised thats the first time you've seen it happen... I've seen cops put on thier lights just to get through a red light, and once through they turn off the siren and resume to drive at 50kph, seen that more than 4 times, I've seen cops doing illegal U turns (no lights or sirens... so obviously not urgent)... and one of those times the fucker nearly hit me

[McJim]

When will you civillians learn - they're police officers - of course they have more rights than you! It's not like we can arrest them or anything.

[The_Dover]

naughty piggies abusing their position.

whatever next? I expect they'll be scalding fully grown men for picking their nose in public, it's just so offensive

[TerminalAddict]

and which finger are you using to pick your nose ... coz if its the wrong one, I might pull you aside and give you a stern talking to !!!

[placidfemme]

and which finger are you using to pick your nose ... coz if its the wrong one, I might pull you aside and give you a stern talking to !!!

I'm hoping its the little baby finger... otherwise his nostrils would be pretty big :Pokey:

[The_Dover]

index finger actually.

i need good leverage to get the crust off my nose hairs

[placidfemme]

index finger actually.

i need good leverage to get the crust off my nose hairs

well ofcourse... or you could use tweezers and plait your nose hairs... and then it won't be such a problem... and you could start a new biker trend :banana:

[TerminalAddict]

*in reggae voice*
ayy maan, some dreads for your nose heirs maan

[Ixion]

Ah, if he was in a car then it's a gross abuse of his position. Getting ideas above his station,going round ignoring the law like that who does he think he is, a biker?

[McJim]

*in reggae voice*
ayy maan, some dreads for your nose heirs maan

I'd certainly dread the contents of Dovers kneb!

[Postie]

how far did he drive?
anyone is allowed to drive 150 yards in the bus lane with in the city at any time.

[crashe]

how far did he drive?
anyone is allowed to drive 150 yards in the bus lane with in the city at any time.

ONLY if that vehicle is turning left into a driveway or turning left into a side street. Not for any other reason.

I think the length the other vehicles can travel in that lane is less than the 150 yards. (need to go look in Auckland city council rule books or lsta websites to find the correct rulings)

EXCEPT for emergency vehicles when it IS a emergency and they cant get throu the traffic down the middle of the road, and then they should have their lights flashings and in some cases sirens going.


The "so called" bus lanes around Auckland city is only to be used by buses, pushbikes and motorbikes.

[JeremyW]

Yea he drove for about 750m, undertaking moving cars, not turning left and he was certainly not in an emergency!

[spudchucka]

Heres a quick tale - As I was driving (yes in my cage unfortunately) down domionion rd today at about 2:45 I had a traffic cop undertake me on the inside at about 60km/h while I was doing about 30km/h in traffic. He/she then cut back into the traffic in a rather rude fashion and later turned into the police station just off dom rd, obviously in no rush.

Now dont get me wrong, I have huge respect for the police and when I am up s%#@ creek the person I most want to see is Mr Plod. They deal with everything we cannot and that is why they have my respect.

BUT after hearing some of the stories on here of unfair cops and incidents such as today I am losing my respect for the traffic division.... Those bus lanes are dangerous enough for cylists / bikers without cops abusing them.

What gives them the right do break traffic rules and endanger fellow cylists / bikers? Auckland roads are dangerous enough without those trusted in protecting us on them blatantly breaking the rules.

I would like to hear from any police bikers on this thread with their response to this.

You would have to talk to the cop involved to know why he did it.

I have had maybe four or five incidents where I have had to get back to the station urgently, it happens. Sometimes it might be that you've been contaminated through having contact with a P head, other times it might be a nutty prisoner trying to top themselves etc.

Alternatively it might be that he just needed to take a dump or there was a shout of doughnuts back at the station.

Eitehr way you'll have to ask him to know.

Was it a blue & orange car or a blue & yellow one? The orange are general duties and the yellow are traffic.

[inlinefour]

naughty piggies abusing their position.

whatever next? I expect they'll be scalding fully grown men for picking their nose in public, it's just so offensive

they like to stop to give a talking to those members of the public that like to give the fingers of their piggy helecopters....:Pokey:

[JeremyW]

twas a blue and yellow traffic cop.

I understand he may be in a rush but if it was ANYONE else who was in a rush for ANY reason then they would have been in trouble. He didnt seem to be rushing just wasnt interested in sitting in traffic, hence my frustration.

[Swoop]

Get his numberplate and *555 him.

[spudchucka]

twas a blue and yellow traffic cop.

I understand he may be in a rush but if it was ANYONE else who was in a rush for ANY reason then they would have been in trouble. He didnt seem to be rushing just wasnt interested in sitting in traffic, hence my frustration.

Frustration is understandable.

I think Lou calls it occupational immunity, others call it a perk.

[fozz rock]

Alternatively it might be that he just needed to take a dump or there was a shout of doughnuts back at the station.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mmm doughnuts

[scumdog]

cops are always doing shit like that... I'm surprised thats the first time you've seen it happen... I've seen cops put on thier lights just to get through a red light, and once through they turn off the siren and resume to drive at 50kph, seen that more than 4 times, I've seen cops doing illegal U turns (no lights or sirens... so obviously not urgent)... and one of those times the fucker nearly hit me

Seen both the situations above and each time there WAS urgency.

Don't always have light'n'siren on when heading to urgent jobs myself.
also we've been known to be 'stood down' immediately after doing some overtaking/going through red lights etc, most embarrasing....

And..and.. all together now: "Oh no, not ANOTHER cop bashing thread!!!!"

[Lou Girardin]

Are you positive that the bus lane applies at 2.45PM? If, as I suspect it doesn't, he was not committing an offence.

[Skyryder]

And..and.. all together now: "Oh no, not ANOTHER cop bashing thread!!!!"

to the tune of

We All Live in a Yellow submarine a Yellow Submarine

Skyryder

[Ixion]

Actually - I think you're right. I've ridden down Dom Rd (in the bus lane of course) several times recently and I'm pretty sure that the signs say Bus Lane with morning and evening times. In fact outside those times most of the bus lane is taken up by parked cars there's mostly only room for a bike.

So maybe he wasn't breaking any rule. I remember being surprised that none of the cages used the (out of hours) bus lane.

Still doesn't excuse the cop. When the lane's not being used as a bus lane it should be a bikes only lane. Anyway he was in a cage so he's guilty anyway. And he was prolly Welch.

[Hillbilly]

the ginga bastard,you know who too. His arrogance was mind blowing!!
...I promptly pointed out how small his feet were

What do feet have to do with getting a ticket?

[DMNTD]

What do feet have to do with getting a ticket?
Well if you had quoted the rest, "He tried to lecture me..." it makes a little more sense.

[JeremyW]

But undertaking is illegal if the traffic is moving... But I dont want this to turn into a cop bashing thread. There has been enough of that.

As I said, big ups to members of the thin blue line for dealing with all the shit I would never be able to deal with (and live a somewhat normal life). I feel safe in my neighbourhood and I grant that in part to police.

NZ cops on the face of things are a hell of a lot better than MOST places in the world.

I think I will do the *555 next time....

[inlinefour]

But undertaking is illegal if the traffic is moving... But I dont want this to turn into a cop bashing thread. There has been enough of that....

I was doing my own thing today and I happened to see something rather amusing. A HP driving along, in a residential area, while talking on a bloody cellphone. Someone stated something about the perks of the job? I'm sorry but that is utter bullshit and a good example of the crap attitude that underpins the whole problem. Rather than taking perks of the job, it is my firm belief that all members of the Police should act as role models , rather than breaking the law and then having other Police just say its perks of the job! Had the same HP have stopped me for any reason what so ever, I would have just laughed at him and they wonder why they are loosing public respect. Someone should teach more people that respect is earnt, not just given. :spanking:

[Patrick]

I was doing my own thing today and I happened to see something rather amusing. A HP driving along, in a residential area, while talking on a bloody cellphone. Someone stated something about the perks of the job? I'm sorry but that is utter bullshit and a good example of the crap attitude that underpins the whole problem. Rather than taking perks of the job, it is my firm belief that all members of the Police should act as role models , rather than breaking the law and then having other Police just say its perks of the job! Had the same HP have stopped me for any reason what so ever, I would have just laughed at him and they wonder why they are loosing public respect. Someone should teach more people that respect is earnt, not just given. :spanking:

So what law was he breaking to upset you so much????

[JeremyW]

Someone should teach more people that respect is earnt, not just given. :spanking:

word......

[inlinefour]

So what law was he breaking to upset you so much????

He was breaking a law, the law of common sense

[Patrick]

Nope... just woke up...

Still... hasn't broken any law... isn't illegal to use a cell phone while driving... yet...

It "might" be mentioned in the road code, which isn't the law by the way, but when its in the Land Transport Act I might take notice...

[scumdog]

I was doing my own thing today and I happened to see something rather amusing. A HP driving along, in a residential area, while talking on a bloody cellphone. Someone stated something about the perks of the job? I'm sorry but that is utter bullshit and a good example of the crap attitude that underpins the whole problem. Rather than taking perks of the job, it is my firm belief that all members of the Police should act as role models , rather than breaking the law and then having other Police just say its perks of the job! Had the same HP have stopped me for any reason what so ever, I would have just laughed at him and they wonder why they are loosing public respect. Someone should teach more people that respect is earnt, not just given. :spanking:

Nice troll!!

You do know of course that more and more Police/HP are using work-provided cell-phones to overcome those that haven't got a life and sit at home listening to scanners? (Oh and criminals who are out and about depending on scanners to let them know when the fuzz is about)
You DIDN'T know?
Well get use to it, work cell-phones are here to stay

Or did you KNOW he was on a private call???

[SwanTiger]

Oh and criminals who are out and about depending on scanners to let them know when the fuzz is about
:whistle:

[Ixion]

But undertaking is illegal if the traffic is moving... ...

Not if you're in a different lane to the vehicle you're undertaking. Which he was.

[SARGE]

you can drive/ park anywhere you like too...


GO HERE (http://newcops.co.nz/)

[Fishy]

I saw a cop driving down the motorway texting on his cellphone not so long ago, I rode up beside him and waved my finger at him. He just smiled.

I also had a big islander cop with a white cop chick in the passenger seat pull out in front of me on purpose in Pakuranga about 3 weeks ago, I skidded approaching his car and swore my fucken head off at him and he just laughed!!!! so I shouted some more expletives at him gave him the fingers and carried on. The cop in the passenger seat just looked completely shocked the whole time. If he wasn't a cop I would have got off and smacked him one and removed his mirror.

[inlinefour]

Nice troll!!

You do know of course that more and more Police/HP are using work-provided cell-phones to overcome those that haven't got a life and sit at home listening to scanners? (Oh and criminals who are out and about depending on scanners to let them know when the fuzz is about)
You DIDN'T know?
Well get use to it, work cell-phones are here to stay

Or did you KNOW he was on a private call???

Firstly cheers, as for you question on the red bling :buggerd: , they are breaking the law of common sense. There is plenty of studies regarding how talking on a cellphone while driving adversely affects drivers. I am yet to read anything suggesting that driving while talking on a cellphone is a good idea. I once again reiterate that the Police should be working as role models regarding the law, behaviour and plain common sense. What stopped the HP from pulling over, or using hands free? What difference does it make regarding the type of call, nothing. Lets get one thing straight, the HP had the phone up against his ear talking. The literature suggests that not only will his reaction timing be retarded, but also he now only has one hand to drive. It amazes me that just politely pointing a few facts has some yelling troll. You running for the Labour government scumdog? :Pokey:

Something to read: http://www.fastandsafe.org.nz/Pages/Facts/CellPhones/index.htm

[marty]

fuckin hell il4 - have you read you own signature lately? you're the budweiser of KB.

[McJim]

Nice troll!!

You do know of course that more and more Police/HP are using work-provided cell-phones to overcome those that haven't got a life and sit at home listening to scanners? (Oh and criminals who are out and about depending on scanners to let them know when the fuzz is about)
You DIDN'T know?
Well get use to it, work cell-phones are here to stay

Or did you KNOW he was on a private call???

So you're telling me the police can afford big block Holdens, afford the fuel to put in said Holdens but still can't afford hands free kits for their work 'phones?

I say move to Astras/Vectras a couple of VX220's for pursuit and give the police a pay rise AND provide hands free kits for their work 'phones.

Jeez - no wonder you guys complain - poor sods - whose in charge, let me have a word with them.

[scumdog]

Firstly cheers, as for you question on the red bling :buggerd: , they are breaking the law of common sense. There is plenty of studies regarding how talking on a cellphone while driving adversely affects drivers. I am yet to read anything suggesting that driving while talking on a cellphone is a good idea. I once again reiterate that the Police should be working as role models regarding the law, behaviour and plain common sense. What stopped the HP from pulling over, or using hands free? What difference does it make regarding the type of call, nothing. Lets get one thing straight, the HP had the phone up against his ear talking. The literature suggests that not only will his reaction timing be retarded, but also he now only has one hand to drive. It amazes me that just politely pointing a few facts has some yelling troll. You running for the Labour government scumdog? :Pokey:

Something to read: http://www.fastandsafe.org.nz/Pages/Facts/CellPhones/index.htm

Red bling is merely an indication I dod not agree with what you are saying, it does not mean I want to rip your guts out and jump on them, 'kay?

We talk into radio handpieces when driving all the time, no different to answering a cell-phone (But I would understand you being a tad perturbed if you saw the cop using his radio AND his cell-phone at the same time).

As to why the HP didn't stop? Danged if I know but I guess on motorways it might not be convenient, the hands-free thing is a no-go, the Govt is too cheap to supply them. (The Gov't is too cheap with lots of seemingly important stuff that the public expect its Police to have)

And what is the fine demerits and the precedent code for 'breaking the law of common sense'???
And I'm not sure everybody out there in KB land would be happy with me pulling them over and giving them a ticket for breaking the law of 'common sense as mentioned by inlinefour'!!:lol:

[idb]

Frustration is understandable.

I think Lou calls it occupational immunity, others call it a perk.

Quite right....every job has to have it's perks.
Me, I get to play with myself in my pockets whenever I want.
Man, this job is the best!!!

[scumdog]

So you're telling me the police can afford big block Holdens, afford the fuel to put in said Holdens but still can't afford hands free kits for their work 'phones?

I say move to Astras/Vectras a couple of VX220's for pursuit and give the police a pay rise AND provide hands free kits for their work 'phones.

Jeez - no wonder you guys complain - poor sods - whose in charge, let me have a word with them.

Big block Holdens??? Mwahahahaha!!!

Wheezing, ageing old-skool Buick designed 3.8litre V6 powered four-door dungers with 173,00km and weighing over 2,000kg with two guys and all the crash gear, guns etc, oh yes, we've got power to spare baby!!!:buggerd:

Of course the mufit turbo 200ZX was fun when I had it.:2thumbsup

[scumdog]

Quite right....every job has to have it's perks.
Me, I get to play with myself in my pockets whenever I want.
Man, this job is the best!!!

Then you must have TWO cocks you lucky bugger!!

(Well ya can't get THAT silly playing with just one!!)

[idb]

I was doing my own thing today and I happened to see something rather amusing. A HP driving along, in a residential area, while talking on a bloody cellphone. Someone stated something about the perks of the job? I'm sorry but that is utter bullshit and a good example of the crap attitude that underpins the whole problem. Rather than taking perks of the job, it is my firm belief that all members of the Police should act as role models , rather than breaking the law and then having other Police just say its perks of the job! Had the same HP have stopped me for any reason what so ever, I would have just laughed at him and they wonder why they are loosing public respect. Someone should teach more people that respect is earnt, not just given. :spanking:

PERK!


8910

[idb]

I saw a cop driving down the motorway texting on his cellphone not so long ago, I rode up beside him and waved my finger at him. He just smiled.

I also had a big islander cop with a white cop chick in the passenger seat pull out in front of me on purpose in Pakuranga about 3 weeks ago, I skidded approaching his car and swore my fucken head off at him and he just laughed!!!! so I shouted some more expletives at him gave him the fingers and carried on. The cop in the passenger seat just looked completely shocked the whole time. If he wasn't a cop I would have got off and smacked him one and removed his mirror.

PERK!


8910

[idb]

He was breaking a law, the law of common sense
My sense is certainly not common...in fact it is probably un-common... but I'm the only one with it and if everyone agreed with me (as they should) then it would be common....so it's all your faults.
Oh...this is so much fun I just can't contain myself.

[inlinefour]

Red bling is merely an indication I dod not agree with what you are saying, it does not mean I want to rip your guts out and jump on them, 'kay?

We talk into radio handpieces when driving all the time, no different to answering a cell-phone (But I would understand you being a tad perturbed if you saw the cop using his radio AND his cell-phone at the same time).

As to why the HP didn't stop? Danged if I know but I guess on motorways it might not be convenient, the hands-free thing is a no-go, the Govt is too cheap to supply them. (The Gov't is too cheap with lots of seemingly important stuff that the public expect its Police to have)

And what is the fine demerits and the precedent code for 'breaking the law of common sense'???
And I'm not sure everybody out there in KB land would be happy with me pulling them over and giving them a ticket for breaking the law of 'common sense as mentioned by inlinefour'!!:lol:

Now imagine this, if I was to smoke and then as a nurse was to try to educate a lung cancer sufferer as to why they should not smoke anymore. Rather hypocrytical(sp). Likewise, when the Police try to tell the public what they can and cannot do, but in the same day, are doing the same stuff themselves. Now its irrelevant the cellphone/radio, as your explaining it. However I am certian that there are plenty of Police who would like to tell anyone caught doing said behaviour(s) why they should not and/or hand out a fine. Again being just as hypocrytical(sp) as the above example of the smoking nurse...

So in summary yet again for those who are a tad very slow, the Police should be setting an example and behaving as role models. But considering the preformance from some here, perhaps thats not really possible? Am I to believe that they would rather make excuses instead??? :Pokey:

[idb]

Now imagine this, if I was to smoke and then as a nurse was to try to educate a lung cancer sufferer as to why they should not smoke anymore. Rather hypocrytical(sp). Likewise, when the Police try to tell the public what they can and cannot do, but in the same day, are doing the same stuff themselves. Now its irrelevant the cellphone/radio, as your explaining it. However I am certian that there are plenty of Police who would like to tell anyone caught doing said behaviour(s) why they should not and/or hand out a fine. Again being just as hypocrytical(sp) as the above example of the smoking nurse...

So in summary yet again for those who are a tad very slow, the Police should be setting an example and behaving as role models. But considering the preformance from some here, perhaps thats not really possible? Am I to believe that they would rather make excuses instead??? :Pokey:

So...can I take it that as nurse you don't partake in any unhealthy activities?
No junk food, no drinking; get the right amount of sleep (not too much mind you!); at all times wear a fluorescent vest, hard hat, safety glasses, steel-toed boots (because you never know!); plenty of exercise; you maintain yourself at a perfect weight for your height and age; you don't get involved in any hazardous activities like motorcycling for example?

I certainly hope not because you should be setting an example for the rest of us!!!

[inlinefour]

So...can I take it that as nurse you don't partake in any unhealthy activities?
No junk food, no drinking; get the right amount of sleep (not too much mind you!); at all times wear a fluorescent vest, hard hat, safety glasses, steel-toed boots (because you never know!); plenty of exercise; you maintain yourself at a perfect weight for your height and age; you don't get involved in any hazardous activities like motorcycling for example?

I certainly hope not because you should be setting an example for the rest of us!!!

I take it from the level of skills you clearly have in making excuses and flinging shyte that your most likely a MP? You getting tired of verbally bashing Helen and/or Don now? :Pokey:

I ride motormarsickles at unhealthy velocities, make of it what you wish... :jerry:

[scumdog]

Meeh, we're trained/allowed to do a shit-load of things the public are NOT.

Like shooting/tazering people, using cell-phones while driving, parking where we like/speeding etc etc.... .

[RT527]

Alternatively it might be that he just needed to take a dump or there was a shout of doughnuts back at the station.

So what you saying there dude, That me doing 120 clicks down the road was ok cause I needed to take a dump, Think I`d have a chance of getting off that one...Dont think so...Me thinks one rule for some another rule for the rest, and that kinda sucks .Now if it was for the Doughnuts,Meh I can understand that :cool: :baby: :spanking:

[idb]

I take it from the level of skills you clearly have in making excuses and flinging shyte that your most likely a MP? You getting tired of verbally bashing Helen and/or Don now? :Pokey:

I ride motormarsickles at unhealthy velocities, make of it what you wish... :jerry:

Fuck it...you've flushed me.
Now...which one do you think I am?

I don't care what speed you ride a motorcycle at...it's clearly unsafe according to any statistics you care to cite and you obviously should be obeying the law of common sense and setting an example to the rest of us.
I suspect maybe you have immunity from commonsense.

As an MP of course I can do whatever I like because, not only am I paid by you to tell you what to do, I don't have to set an example to anyone since no-one respects me anyway.

Oh...the delicious irony of it all......!

[idb]

...Me thinks one rule for some another rule for the rest, and that kinda sucks .

PERK!

8910

[RT527]

Or did you KNOW he was on a private call???

Prolly on the phone to your Missus Scumdog:banana:

[scumdog]

Prolly on the phone to your Missus Scumdog:banana:

Prolly, she DOES prefer cops to fireman!!!

[inlinefour]

[QUOTE=idb;762573]
I suspect maybe you have immunity from commonsense.
[QUOTE]

but alas I do not. :beer:

[idb]

Common sense would have told you not to respond to that surely?

Ha! So my point is proven!!!

[inlinefour]

Common sense would have told you not to respond to that surely?

Ha! So my point is proven!!!

sorry it won't happen again... :Pokey:

[idb]

sorry it won't happen again... :Pokey:

No need to apologise...but I won't be putting money on it.
Still, if you can't trust a member of the medical fraternity, who can you trust?!

[scumdog]

No need to apologise...but I won't be putting money on it.
Still, if you can't trust a member of the medical fraternity, who can you trust?!

?? A member of the polisse??

[idb]

?? A member of the polisse??

That's just if you want to know the time.

[scumdog]

That's just if you want to know the time.

The time for what???

Its only been quarter of an hour since i tried to scroll back to this thread and in the meanitime we lost the thread and tom had drunk the last of the wine4 aqnd he is burbling in my necjk a dnout typijnyr psdyirt, please don;t l;aught yoo much becuase he is laughing at mew toooloo. But myt pants qare still dy and he is dry also.. but hsi dqayd oas mpt; 6p br expeceted to ne in theat line also. And what dio i do now//
PS Can you dance??

[idb]

The time for what???

The time for tassels.
Could there really be such a time?

[scumdog]

The time for tassels.
Could there really be such a time?

Yeah if you could spell the word what about the rest of the time//eh
I bet you ar enot so enhanced with the wine as i am huh?? If ya had a headache try the tomato juice and leave out he b=vomkdaexsaa

[idb]

The time for what???

Its only been quarter of an hour since i tried to scroll back to this thread and in the meanitime we lost the thread and tom had drunk the last of the wine4 aqnd he is burbling in my necjk a dnout typijnyr psdyirt, please don;t l;aught yoo much becuase he is laughing at mew toooloo. But myt pants qare still dy and he is dry also.. but hsi dqayd oas mpt; 6p br expeceted to ne in theat line also. And what dio i do now//
PS Can you dance??


Yeah if you could spell the word what about the rest of the time//eh
I bet you ar enot so enhanced with the wine as i am huh?? If ya had a headache try the tomato juice and leave out he b=vomkdaexsaa

If I could spell did you say?

[idb]

... But myt pants qare still dy and he is dry also.. but hsi dqayd oas mpt; 6p br expeceted to ne in theat line also. And what dio i do now//
PS Can you dance??

I take it that both your pants are dry???
Maybe you need more booze.

You know I can dance baaaayyyybeeeee!!!!

[scumdog]

I take it that both your pants are dry???
Maybe you need more booze.

You know I can dance baaaayyyybeeeee!!!!

Right, scumdog is back in control, spelling and grammar (and hopefully some sense) is back on board.

Fighting Cock bourbon is on the meinu, all the wine has been drunk (much to the enhancement of CB's postings eh?)

[idb]

Right, scumdog is back in control, spelling and grammar (and hopefully some sense) is back on board.

Fighting Cock bourbon is on the meinu, all the wine has been drunk (much to the enhancement of CB's postings eh?)

Hmm..I was just about to hit the hay myself.
Out of beer.
The Pinot not yet opened.
Balclutha crowd making no sense at all.

[scumdog]

Hmm..I was just about to hit the hay myself.
Out of beer.
The Pinot not yet opened.
Balclutha crowd making no sense at all.

OK, when have we EVER made sense anyway??

Oh, and all we have left is rum, no Pinot left down here.

The birpy ass seees we aintt got no Kokakola. BUT I spied a bottle of Sav Blanc and we might just leave that till tomorrow in case we need it. All quiet here in the deep south and its goodnight kiwi to you all.

[idb]

Yeah if you could spell the word ...incoherent...ramble....blah...drunken....

tas‧sel  /ˈtæsəl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[tas-uhl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, -seled, -sel‧ing or (especially British) -selled, -sel‧ling.
–noun
1. a pendent ornament consisting commonly of a bunch of threads, small cords, or other strands hanging from a roundish knob or head, used on clothing, in jewelry, on curtains, etc.
2. something resembling this, as the inflorescence of certain plants, esp. that at the summit of a stalk of corn.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish or adorn with tassels.
4. to form into a tassel or tassels.
5. to remove the tassel from (growing corn) in order to improve the crop.
–verb (used without object)
6. (of corn) to put forth tassels (often fol. by out).
[Origin: 1250–1300; ME (n.) < OF tas(s)el fastening for cloak < VL *tassellus, b. L tessella (dim. of tessera die for gaming) and taxillus (dim. of tālus die for gaming). See tessellate, talus1]

—Related forms
tas‧sel‧er; especially British, tas‧sel‧ler, noun
tas‧sel‧ly; especially British, tas‧sel‧ly, adjective

[idb]

Yeah if you could spell the word ...blah...

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[scumdog]

Frikken know all we knew that anyway.
GO to bed..(Alloonnee)
We are and you do not want to know....

[scumdog]

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Byee:buggerd:

[McJim]

Well bugger me - judging by the mess of the posts last night I missed a fucken good party.:Offtopic:

Any conclusions then? Is this a justified one off and we the general public can safely restore our faith in the boys in blue?

[RT527]

Prolly, she DOES prefer cops to fireman!!!

Hey how do you Know Im not a fire Policeman.......which I`m not but anyways .....dont try coming onto my fire ground I`ll have your arse busted and slapped in chains in no time , just for getting in my way ....Oooooooh I luv section 28 of the fire services act.
Hehe its all good.
The anyway when she was with me last Time you were on night shift she sure didnt show it:cool: :baby: :hug: :whistle: :spanking: :lol:

[RT527]

Originally Posted by idb View Post
No need to apologise...but I won't be putting money on it.
Still, if you can't trust a member of the medical fraternity, who can you trust?!



?? A member of the polisse??


Wonder why Fireman rate Higher than most in the trust stakes????? allways a race between ambos and firefighters for first on the list of proffessions the public trust the most.:2thumbsup :cool:

[spudchucka]

So what you saying there dude, That me doing 120 clicks down the road was ok cause I needed to take a dump,

Don't know about anybody else but if I've got a decent crap on board and its starting to poke it's head out, I wouldn't care if you were doing 220.

[spudchucka]

they are breaking the law of common sense.

You've never been in a position to judge that.

[inlinefour]

You've never been in a position to judge that.

Suppose you think then that you have been in a position to judge me then? What does that make you? :whistle:

[terbang]

You've never been in a position to judge that.


And you are..?

[spudchucka]

Suppose you think then that you have been in a position to judge me then? What does that make you? :whistle:

The opinion is based on your past ramblings on this site, do you want me to start quoting you?

[spudchucka]

And you are..?

Stirring shit, same as anyone else thats been on this site for longer than five minutes.

[terbang]

Stirring shit, same as anyone else thats been on this site for longer than five minutes.
Don't stir the shit. Lock them up..!

[inlinefour]

The opinion is based on your past ramblings on this site, do you want me to start quoting you?

if you feel the need, just is another example of the Police making excuses for their behaviour and also slinging shyte towards others who confrount them on anything. You taking up politics anytime soon spud? :Pokey:

[inlinefour]

fuckin hell il4 - have you read you own signature lately? you're the budweiser of KB.

How ya figure that one out? I don't even like American beers...

[Patrick]

Wonder why Fireman rate Higher than most in the trust stakes????? allways a race between ambos and firefighters for first on the list of proffessions the public trust the most.:2thumbsup :cool:

Yep, coz even scumbags wanna know fireys and ambos when the shit hits the fan... they do those polls in the bronx, ya know... some of our regular "customers" live there...

[Patrick]

Suppose you think then that you have been in a position to judge me then? What does that make you? :whistle:

So...., a motorbiking nurse who rides at excessive speeds setting bad examples for other motorbike riding nurses expects... ummm.... what was it again? Just woke up again... "slow" day...

People complain all the time about cops and their driving...and rightly so.

Cops get tickets all the time for it... only difference is, life goes on and they get over it without moaning about it like a bitch....

[inlinefour]

So...., a motorbiking nurse who rides at excessive speeds setting bad examples for other motorbike riding nurses expects... ummm.... what was it again? Just woke up again... "slow" day...

People complain all the time about cops and their driving...and rightly so.

Cops get tickets all the time for it... only difference is, life goes on and they get over it without moaning about it like a bitch....

speaking of moaning and bitching, hows things Patrick? :Pokey:

[RT527]

Yep, coz even scumbags wanna know fireys and ambos when the shit hits the fan... they do those polls in the bronx, ya know... some of our regular "customers" live there...

So in what way does that make you trustworthy???, Patrick I got nothing against cops !!!.
A lot of my mates are cops and I trust them.
And you better believe it, we be there for anybody, Including cops who make mistakes now and again....now I wouldnt be saying public like that we often back up cops who have used....Shall we say Indiscretion in there quest for justice......

[Ascott]

Highway pigs, " a job of cunts for cunts by cunts"

[spudchucka]

You taking up politics anytime soon spud? :Pokey:

I've never done anything so bad that I deserve to be punished in that way.

[spudchucka]

Highway pigs, " a job of cunts for cunts by cunts"

Yay, another idiot. Welcome to the pig pen.

[Lou Girardin]

People complain all the time about cops and their driving...and rightly so.

.

A little story in the latest Listener told of the two guys who stopped to tow a Police car out of the ditch the copper had parked it in. He thanked them by breath testing both.
True?
Hard to tell really, but it is believable.

[Hillbilly]

The experience I had here with the NSW cops is a lot different. My solid old cage got slammed into by a young girl who had indicated to turn left, and drove straight into me becasuse she was lost and arguing with her friends. I was stopped at a give Way sign, and started to slowly puill out to turn right when she straightened up. Even the witness behind her thought she was going to turn left.

Anyeay, had to wait for the cops. Couldn't move her little cage as the whole left front was destoyed and it sat in the midddle of an intersection. When the cops arrived I explaied what happeneed, and the officer was in agreement with me. He did his best not to give me a ticket, but as I was sitting at a Give Way sign, I got the ticket - $225 worth. He was never rude, completely understanding and very proferssional.

My cage? A 1977 XC Falcon Custom - damage - dent in left front fender. Girl's cage? A 2005 Mazda 626 - damage - destroyed front left,headlights, grille, CVs, gearbox mounts, hood. Totalled $7,000! I still can drive my XC, and the insurance took care of the girl's car.

Glad I wasn't on my bike. I take extra care at that interection now too. Like I said, the cops were really helpful, and said they'd do their best as they understood it was a genuine accident. (Of coursde, the Law says I was in the wrong being at a Give Way sign)

[Patrick]

So in what way does that make you trustworthy???, Patrick I got nothing against cops !!!.
A lot of my mates are cops and I trust them.
And you better believe it, we be there for anybody, Including cops who make mistakes now and again....now I wouldnt be saying public like that we often back up cops who have used....Shall we say Indiscretion in there quest for justice......

You completely missed my point... everyone is pleased to see a firey or an ambo when they've done wrong... with us, it is the complete opposite...

[SwanTiger]

You completely missed my point... everyone is pleased to see a firey or an ambo when they've done wrong... with us, it is the complete opposite...

Well, if someone crashes the Police don't investigate the cause of the accident and use this to educate the driver about his or her mistake. Instead, they investigate the cause of the accident to accumulate evidence to prosecute the driver for anything they may of done wrong.

How can a disliking for the Police not be warranted?

Pitty the MoT can't take back the "traffic" responsibility so the Police can claw back some respect.

[Patrick]

Well, if someone crashes the Police don't investigate the cause of the accident and use this to educate the driver about his or her mistake. Instead, they investigate the cause of the accident to accumulate evidence to prosecute the driver for anything they may of done wrong.

How can a disliking for the Police not be warranted?

Pitty the MoT can't take back the "traffic" responsibility so the Police can claw back some respect.

Who cares? Don't do stupid shit... simple really...

[RT527]

You completely missed my point... everyone is pleased to see a firey or an ambo when they've done wrong... with us, it is the complete opposite...

Ah sorry bout that must have been an Off day , I see what you Mean now.
By the way ...Most of the time a pissed ,crashed & trapped driver dont see us as Ambos or Firefighters, they see us as Authority and can still cause us Greif.....Mind you seat belts tied firmly to the steering wheel with hands firmly under seat belts works too!!!.

[SwanTiger]

Who cares? Don't do stupid shit... simple really...

Fair comment.

Only intended to highlight why people dislike seeing the Police after they've been involved in an accident.

[marty]

Well, if someone crashes the Police don't investigate the cause of the accident and use this to educate the driver about his or her mistake. Instead, they investigate the cause of the accident to accumulate evidence to prosecute the driver for anything they may of done wrong.

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if you are happy to pay the fees that accompany the investigation like in aviation - huge compliance costs to CAA - for instance, before a type certificate will be issued to an aircraft type, there is about 2000 man hours put into the checking that the aircraft meets standards. would you be happy to contribute?

[Patrick]

Ah sorry bout that must have been an Off day , I see what you Mean now.
By the way ...Most of the time a pissed ,crashed & trapped driver dont see us as Ambos or Firefighters, they see us as Authority and can still cause us Greif.....Mind you seat belts tied firmly to the steering wheel with hands firmly under seat belts works too!!!.

Nothin but total respect dude... Give em a subtle clip under the ear with the gloved hand.. no one will know... :banana:

[Patrick]

Fair comment.

Only intended to highlight why people dislike seeing the Police after they've been involved in an accident.

Usually only one party is unhappy about seeing the Police. Guess which one. Clue... the one in the wrong.

[SwanTiger]

if you are happy to pay the fees that accompany the investigation like in aviation - huge compliance costs to CAA - for instance, before a type certificate will be issued to an aircraft type, there is about 2000 man hours put into the checking that the aircraft meets standards. would you be happy to contribute?

I think you've gone off on your own disney land ride and missed my point, marty.


Usually only one party is unhappy about seeing the Police. Guess which one. Clue... the one in the wrong.

No shit.

[Patrick]

[QUOTE=No shit.[/QUOTE]

Tis true... I tells ya... It is even an entry test question!

I thought Marty was spot on.... we find fault on the cheap.

[SwanTiger]

Tis true... I tells ya... It is even an entry test question!

I thought Marty was spot on.... we find fault on the cheap.

I'm not taking sides or anything like that here, I felt like answering the question presented in your earlier post. I now regret doing so as it was a waste of my time and server storage space and bandwidth.

[scumdog]

. I now regret doing so as it was a waste of my time and server storage space and bandwidth.

Oooh-errr, get you!!!:lol: :calm:

[SwanTiger]

Oooh-errr, get you!!!:lol: :calm:
I don't know whether that is a derogatory statement towards me or not, however under the assumption that it is, I offer this retaliation :Pokey:

[scumdog]

Hey ya can't hammer a bridge spike in with a tack-hammer ya know!:lol: :laugh: :rofl: :killingme :nya: :bleh:

[Lou Girardin]

Usually only one party is unhappy about seeing the Police. Guess which one. Clue... the one in the wrong.

There's a guy at work who'll disagree with you. He never wants to see you guys, right or wrong.

[scumdog]

There's a guy at work who'll disagree with you. He never wants to see you guys, right or wrong.

I assume you mean in a 'work' capacity??

Otherwise how would he know it's me when I walk in?