I'm a motorciccling hard-arse because...

[idb]

I wear black leather in public places ...who the fuck are the Village People anyway?
The oil under my fingernails needs changed every 6 months.
Scare old ladies....ha! I can scare old men as well!!!!

[dawnrazor]

booze and the late night post eh

[Maha]

Well you are from the deepish south idb, those are distinguished traits indeed and thus, creat the formidable soul you have evolved into........i guess..:cool:

[Nicksta]

whats your excuse?

[SARGE]

I wear black leather in public places ...who the fuck are the Village People anyway?
The oil under my fingernails needs changed every 6 months.
Scare old ladies....ha! I can scare old men as well!!!!

i scare everyone ..

could be the unsettling twitch and the cold stare..

[The_Dover]

sportbike must be quiet tonight, a few of them are on here.

[Kornholio]

sportbike must be quiet tonight, a few of them are on here.

What tore you away from fagsonstags.com then?:spanking:

[scumdog]

booze and the late night post eh

No, idb and I both exist like this all the time, don't the rest of you??

Late night booze? Pah, we don't need no late night booze, early stuff works just as well.

[dawnrazor]

What tore you away from fagsonstags.com then?:spanking:

I thought it was manlove.com !!

[idb]

I thought it was manlove.com !!

What is that...an Auckland forum or something???

[scumdog]

What is that...an Auckland forum or something???

Don't worry idb, we don't allow that kinda crap down here, if ya live in Aukland you deserve it..

[Biff]

I used to scare people.

Now I wear a mask.

[scumdog]

I used to scare people.

Now I wear a mask.

With regard to your international quote/insult:
Kiwi "oooph ythe chairs made a a noose"" (which means all thw3 nooise and the smeelss and buuuy good it sdtiiinkkkks")HE makes.

As you may have guessed, CB has got hold of the controls of the scumdog communication device.

What she meant WAS: You sorry-arsed cheese-dick sorry mother-fuckers - and have a nice day you mother-fuckers.
Or some other Southern welcome like that.

[Biff]

What she meant WAS: You sorry-arsed cheese-dick sorry mother-fuckers - and have a nice day you mother-fuckers.
Or some other Southern welcome like that.

Does she read Shakespear?

[idb]

With regard to your international quote/insult:
Kiwi "oooph ythe chairs made a a noose"" (which means all thw3 nooise and the smeelss and buuuy good it sdtiiinkkkks")HE makes.

As you may have guessed, CB has got hold of the controls of the scumdog communication device.

What she meant WAS: You sorry-arsed cheese-dick sorry mother-fuckers - and have a nice day you mother-fuckers.
Or some other Southern welcome like that.

Hmmm...yes, I thought Biff's crack was a bit pointed SD.
No need for that....no need at all!!!

[idb]

Does she read Shakespear?

Wrong thread!!!

[scumdog]

Does she read Shakespear?

After 3 years at Waitaki Girls ( and a flash miniskirt) I'd say she reads Shakespeare.

Ya gotta problem with white trash shielas that can quote Shakespeare, like King Lear, MacBeth, MIdsummer Nights Dream etc.

Ferkin iggorant welch git.

[Biff]

You should come here when mrs b is on one. CB is rather lame in comparison.

:jerry:

[scumdog]

You should come here when mrs b is on one. CB is rather lame in comparison.

:jerry:

I betcha she still wears knickers with her mini skirt...

[Biff]

The only thing I know about Shakespear is that he's dead. Thank fk. Boring twat.

Get over yourself you grumpy wopwopcop. Bad moustacho hair day?

:wari:

[Biff]

I betcha she still wears knickers with her mini skirt...

dont talk about mini skirts. mrs b went to try hers on for me the other night. it didn't fit.

i think she's still sulking.

i'm having cabbage stew tomorrow.

[Big Dave]

I thought Biff's crack was a bit pointed.

I think you can leave the fuckin Auckland jokes out then.

[idb]

dont talk about mini skirts. mrs b went to try hers on for me the other night. it didn't fit.

i think she's still sulking.

i'm having cabbage stew tomorrow.

Shouldnta laughed!!!!

[scumdog]

dont talk about mini skirts. mrs b went to try hers on for me the other night. it didn't fit.

i think she's still sulking.

i'm having cabbage stew tomorrow.

But is she still wearing her knickers??

[thehollowmen]

Bikers pale in comparison...

Scary, you don't know scary until you've met small, high pitched, hyperactive, anime fangirls. Especially if they're holding bottles of V, a basketball, tubes of superglue and singing the Katamari Damancy themesong.

[WarlockNZ]

Bikers pale in comparison...

Scary, you don't know scary until you've met small, high pitched, hyperactive, anime fangirls. Especially if they're holding bottles of V, a basketball, tubes of superglue and singing the Katamari Damancy themesong.

*shudder* .. oh yeah .. now thats scary.

[NUTBAR]

ooooooooooooooooooo:laugh:

[John Banks]

Scary, you don't know scary until you've met small, high pitched, hyperactive, anime fangirls. Especially if they're holding bottles of V, a basketball, tubes of superglue and singing the Katamari Damancy themesong.

Replace 'anime fangirls' with 'yaoi fangirls', then you've got scary that would make Cthulhu turn in his fuzzy pjs.

[The Pastor]

Im the REAL motorcyling hard arse. All the rest of u's want to copy me. I am the orgianal.

[The_Dover]

I'm a motorcycling arse.

That's about it.

[gijoe1313]

Replace 'anime fangirls' with 'yaoi fangirls', then you've got scary that would make Cthulhu turn in his fuzzy pjs.

Or 300lb hairy, sweaty and smelly men wearing sailor moon costumes...

[NighthawkNZ]

Scare old ladies....ha! I can scare old men as well!!!!

I scare myself... :blink:

[McJim]

Seen my new profile pic?

every fucker should be scared now!

[Swoop]

every fucker should be scared now!
Is anything worn under the kilt?
Nae, it's all in perfect working order! (according to the joke)

[McJim]

Is anything worn under the kilt?
Nae, it's all in perfect working order! (according to the joke)

Would you be surprised if I told you that I'd heard that one before?

Lucky the photo was so sharp - the missus was pissing herself laughing while she took the photo - it's all a spin off from the Bikes n' heels thread - bobsmith wanted to see someone on a bike in a miniskirt - was the closest thing I could find in 5 minutes. Still a funny shot methinks.

[Kornholio]

Im the REAL motorcyling hard arse. All the rest of u's want to copy me. I am the orgianal.

Replace all of that with 'arse' and you will be pretty well bang on...............

[Big Dave]

Seen my new profile pic?

every fucker should be scared now!

Any bastard with a garage that tidy is definitely a worry.

[Big Dave]

Is anything worn under the kilt?
Nae, it's all in perfect working order! (according to the joke)

Inspection of the seat would verify. But that would be pooning.

[gijoe1313]

Is anything worn under the kilt?
Nae, it's all in perfect working order! (according to the joke)

I'm....blind:wacko: :blink: :sick: :shit: :gob: :pinch: :eek5:

[Smorg]

because im harder, better, meaner and uglier than you

[pritch]

I betcha she still wears knickers with her mini skirt...

Biff once said to Mrs B, "Your knickers are coming down."
"How do you know?" she asked.
"I just decided."


And bling to McJim for that frightening photo.

[miSTa]

I wear black leather in public places ...who the fuck are the Village People anyway?
The oil under my fingernails needs changed every 6 months.
Scare old ladies....ha! I can scare old men as well!!!!

If you didn't have that 888 you wouldn't have oil under your fingernails :Pokey:

Btw matey, you scare the shit out of me also! :lol:

[Korea]

Im the REAL motorcyling hard arse. All the rest of u's want to copy me. I am the orgianal.
lol
The fact that you just admitted to being the "Orgi_Anal" (Hey, your spelling not mine!) is definitelly the scariest thing on this thread...
:chase::buggerd:

[McJim]

lol
The fact that you just admitted to being the "Orgi_Anal" (Hey, your spelling not mine!) is definitelly the scariest thing on this thread...
:chase::buggerd:

Haven't you seen the picture of RM in miniskirt and make up? He's the site bicycle...thing is, none of us want to go there.

[slimjim]

cause i even like grandmother's, why don't your?

[oldrider]

cause i even like grandmother's, why don't your?

Ha, you just like em, I'm nocking one off, regularly too! :whistle:

[idb]

If you didn't have that 888 you wouldn't have oil under your fingernails :Pokey:



How many times do people have to be educated about Ducatis?

It's called "character"!!!

[McJim]

It's called "character"!!!

That reminds me my VTR is developing Character - need to get it serviced....:)