Pic of me pulled over on Sunday (25 September)

[skidMark]

a mate got this of me getting pulled over just after ripping a 2nd gear mental burnout....then taking off and finiding myself head on with a copp....damn it was funny even the cops were cracking up. :banana: :banana: :banana: :buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd:

[crashe]

yep it is you and...............?

How much was the fine..?

[Maha]

Ha Haaaaaaa.....cooool, you will so may people happy with that pick Mark...:2thumbsup

[andrea]

mwahahahalol classic mission bay aye, so many cars so many people

[skidMark]

lol indeed andrea...was a mean burnout though....

and crashe no fine...they let me off...sometimes my mouth saves my arse lol

[gijoe1313]

Did they allow you to keep on riding? :Pokey:

[skidMark]

Did they allow you to keep on riding? :Pokey:


got away scott free

[Switch]

You got a :Police: :spanking:

[Korea]

and crashe no fine...they let me off...sometimes my mouth saves my arse lol

"...and that's when the front brake jammed on, and er... so did the throttle... lucky you officers were there to help me out..."
:whistle:

[Mr. Peanut]

Just as well you didn't pull the fingers, or you'd be in real trouble :jerry:

[SwanTiger]

You're a sick fuck Mark! is that the female cop you reckoned was a bit of alright?

[Phenoix]

He's failed to mention the letter he needs to write for being to noisey and speeding from another time tho.
He had to turn upto the cop station to deliver it :banana:

[MD]

Thanks for sharing the laugh. You are one lucky bugger getting off.

[BNZ]

Could be good for a caption comp?

[McJim]

It's not going to stop you doing that shit in a public place though is it?

[SARGE]

a mate got this of me getting pulled over just after ripping a 2nd gear mental burnout....then taking off and finiding myself head on with a copp....damn it was funny even the cops were cracking up.



yea .. fuckin funny douchebag .. and i bet the sensible riders who get done for 120 because the cops are watching bikers due to stupid fucks like yourself pulling that shit in heavy traffic are having a giggle as we speak..

let me know when the funeral is squid.. you just used up your luck

[Filterer]

yea .. fuckin funny douchebag .. and i bet the sensible riders who get done for 120 because the cops are watching bikers due to stupid fucks like yourself pulling that shit in heavy traffic are having a giggle as we speak..

let me know when the funeral is squid.. you just used up your luck

Hey give the guy a break, its no different then how boy racers in cars mean that cops are watching cars doing 120......

Now im not defending doing burnouts along tamaki drive in cars or bikes but I think ur links a little stretched.

[SwanTiger]

yea .. fuckin funny douchebag .. and i bet the sensible riders who get done for 120 because the cops are watching bikers due to stupid fucks like yourself pulling that shit in heavy traffic are having a giggle as we speak..

let me know when the funeral is squid.. you just used up your luck

You do have a very valid point their SARGE. Would you like his address?

[kiwifruit]

I must agree with Sarge on this one, except for the funeral part lol, i was GOING to bite my tounge, honest.
Mark, you are a worry! That looks like a busy piece of road....
SQUID (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid(motorcycle))

[ManDownUnder]

yea .. fuckin funny douchebag .. and i bet the sensible riders who get done for 120 because the cops are watching bikers due to stupid fucks like yourself pulling that shit in heavy traffic are having a giggle as we speak..

Not giggling here, not even close. I see this as a huge disservice to motorcyclists in general

Mark, there's a time and place for it mate and I find it hard to believe Tamaki Drive is either... but the cops let you off so maybe I'm overestimating it.

Tell you what... I'll make you a promise. You end up killing yourself and I promise to visit your grave.

[inlinefour]

Pot licking the Police since 2006... :buggerd:

One more step to kissing your arse goodbye mark... :spanking:

[SARGE]

Hey give the guy a break, its no different then how boy racers in cars mean that cops are watching cars doing 120......

Now im not defending doing burnouts along tamaki drive in cars or bikes but I think ur links a little stretched.

completely irresponsible and total bullshit ..there is a time and a place for that and Tamaki drive is NEVER time nor place .. not the first time he has been a fuckwit either ..seems to be a reoccurring theme with Mark..


now im not saying be a nana.. lord knows i go hard sometimes ... time and place bro...

[Filterer]

I must agree with Sarge on this one, except for the funeral part lol, i was GOING to bite my tounge, honest.
Mark, you are a worry! That looks like a busy piece of road....
SQUID (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid(motorcycle))

rofl, i didnt realise its a proper term....
perhaps mark you should do the squid purity test
http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

[SARGE]

You do have a very valid point their SARGE. Would you like his address?

no dude .. there is nothing i could do that would be worse than the inevitable crash i see in Mark's future..


HERE (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=31770)

and

HERE (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34875)

HERE (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=30415)

HERE (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=30281)


yea.. he needs a bike like i need another bullet wound

[Filterer]

completely irresponsible and total bullshit ..there is a time and a place for that and Tamaki drive is NEVER time nor place .. not the first time he has been a fuckwit either ..seems to be a reoccurring theme with Mark..


now im not saying be a nana.. lord knows i go hard sometimes ... time and place bro...

I completly agree with Tamiki drive never being the time or place and I have heard many of the (mark's) stories, I was disagreeing with you linking one boys actions to police cracking down on motorcycles

[Bend-it]

Have to agree Mark... wisdom will help you live for more rides...

[SARGE]

I completly agree with Tamiki drive never being the time or place and I have heard many of the (mark's) stories, I was disagreeing with you linking one boys actions to police cracking down on motorcycles



ok.. say you are Mr. Plod in that picture .. how aware are you going to be about bikes from now on?..

that kinda shit gets us all tarred with the same brush..

what about all the cagers he did that next to ?.. how do THEY feel about bikers now ??..

douchebag organ donor squid..

[Filterer]

ok.. say you are Mr. Plod in that picture .. how aware are you going to be about bikes from now on?..

that kinda shit gets us all tarred with the same brush..

what about all the cagers he did that next to ?.. how do THEY feel about bikers now ??..

douchebag organ donor squid..

Looks like we are going to have to disagree on this one sarge.
I think the plod would be more likely to tar young men with the same brush rather then motorbikes in general, and as a under 25yo male that does affect me. Im sure the cops have seen more young men doing stupid shit then motorbikers doing stupid shit.

Fairer point about the cagers though who only saw a biker doing a burnout and not his age etc, but then what cagers already didnt have a good view of us, theyre just jealous though:cool:

[placidfemme]

have to agree with Sarge and MDU... Not a good look for bikers and not a very good sign for Marks riding future either...

[fast135]

i was having a picnic with th family at mission bay on sunday.
and kept seeing a ratty zxr250 flying up and down tamaki drive. i thought who is the twat on th learner bike?????...........????
i now know.

[ManDownUnder]

Looks like we are going to have to disagree on this one sarge.
I think the plod would be more likely to tar young men with the same brush rather then motorbikes in general, and as a under 25yo male that does affect me. Im sure the cops have seen more young men doing stupid shit then motorbikers doing stupid shit.

I think the cops are more ikely to tar motorcyclists with the same brush and under 25 yo males with the same brush.

[SARGE]

Looks like we are going to have to disagree on this one sarge.
I think the plod would be more likely to tar young men with the same brush rather then motorbikes in general, and as a under 25yo male that does affect me. Im sure the cops have seen more young men doing stupid shit then motorbikers doing stupid shit.

Fairer point about the cagers though who only saw a biker doing a burnout and not his age etc, but then what cagers already didnt have a good view of us, theyre just jealous though:cool:

how old am i under my gear?.. i have a full face helmet, sunnies, a heavy coat and gloves..

someone your age and someone my age look identical under all that ..

as far as cager jelousy, could be .. but its more like

"stupid dirty asshole bikers.."


i was having a picnic with th family at mission bay on sunday.
and kept seeing a ratty zxr250 flying up and down tamaki drive. i thought who is the twat on th learner bike?????...........????
i now know.

i woulda paid good money for you to toss a bucket of sand in the road

[Filterer]

ahh jeez mark, probably the reason the cops were there was they were responding to a call about a biker hooning up and down takimi dr.....
looks like you made ur own bed on that one.....

Hurry up and finish school so you can start defending yourself cos im not anymore

[Swoop]

I think the plod would be more likely to tar young men with the same brush rather then motorbikes in general,
Are you sure about that statement?
If we ride around NOT wearing a helmet they can see our age/s, but until that happens we are ALL tarred with the actions of a small minority of bikers.

EDIT: Fu*k, need to learn to type faster...

[gamgee]

rofl, i didnt realise its a proper term....
perhaps mark you should do the squid purity test
http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

So far, 17690 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 78 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.

[Filterer]

I think the cops are more ikely to tar motorcyclists with the same brush and under 25 yo males with the same brush.

Straight from the horses mouth so to speak...
And sarge to clarify your point the cops obviuosly saw him without his gear on

[ManDownUnder]

Are you sure about that statement?
If we ride around NOT wearing a helmet they can see our age/s, but until that happens we are ALL tarred with the actions of a small minority of bikers.

bingo.....

[ManDownUnder]

And sarge to clarify your point the cops obviuosly saw him without his gear on


Yes - but only after they pulled him over. What are they going to do, pull over m/c, then un-pull them over when they realise they're the wrong demographic?

[ManDownUnder]

ahh jeez mark, probably the reason the cops were there was they were responding to a call about a biker hooning up and down takimi dr.....
looks like you made ur own bed on that one.....

Hurry up and finish school so you can start defending yourself cos im not anymore

:clap::niceone: :clap: :niceone: :clap: :niceone:

Bling mate - best laugh of the day!

[Filterer]

Yes - but only after they pulled him over. What are they going to do, pull over m/c, then un-pull them over when they realise they're the wrong demographic?

Well i was assuming they would only pull someone over if they were doing something wrong in the first place, I have personally never been pulled over so either Ive never done anything wrong in sight of a cop or I have been lucky in not being randomly pulled over.

From what you are saying it appears that you are implying that cops would purposly pull over young men if they could for no reason other then that they have previosly formed prejudices. I certantly hope not

[McJim]

how old am i under my gear?.. i have a full face helmet, sunnies, a heavy coat and gloves..

someone your age and someone my age look identical under all that ..


I have the same problem in reverse - coz I've got the L plate on I get cut up by cagers - on the couple of occasions I've followed them to discuss their irresponsible actions they have been genuinely surprised to see a big bloke in mid thirties sensibly chastising them for their stupid actions in front of their children.

With the helmet on people assume I'm like skidmark.....and have spots....

[ManDownUnder]

From what you are saying it appears that you are implying that cops would purposly pull over young men if they could for no reason other then that they have previosly formed prejudices. I certantly hope not


In a way, yes - I'm saying a cop with a history of bad experiences regarding motorcyclists is more like to be unforgiving than one with a history of good ones.

And this is one more of those bad experiences added to that cop's total.

And one more to the total of every motorist on Tamaki drive that we'd like to be understanding and forgiving when we spilt, or request special priviledges in bus lanes or...

[fast135]

i woulda paid good money for you to toss a bucket of sand in the road

i would of done it for free if i knew it was Mark at the time.

[skidz]

If you're going to do that kind of shit, do it in a safe place Mark. I know if I did that kind of thing on my old sportsbikes, I would have lost my licence again. You younger fellas get away with too much shit and then later someone has to clean up the mess.:bash:

[BigTex]

weak sauce

[BuRnS]

i woulda paid good money for you to toss a bucket of sand in the road


chuck sand on the road aye? i thought you were trying to make skidmark look stupid

[skidMark]

i was having a picnic with th family at mission bay on sunday.
and kept seeing a ratty zxr250 flying up and down tamaki drive. i thought who is the twat on th learner bike?????...........????
i now know.

there was another zxr exact same...no lower fairings...but he had headlight fairing on...mine has the carbon aftermarket one...

[sunhuntin]

do you enjoy being told how dumb you are? jeez....if i were that cop, you would be walking and broke! as others have said...you wanna practise without endangering others [and doing wheel stands and stoppies, you are endangering others] use a quiet country road. as dynamy said....you obviously wanted to be noticed and be "impressive". its a shame that cop didnt throw the book at you, given the other dumbass shit youve done recently...and then skited about.

im living for the day you post from traction...then maybe you will learn!

[ZeroIndex]

only thing i can say mark, WELL DONE!! was it a line-lock or just standstill burnout? if it was a line-lock, how many metres was it?

People: Why always attack mark? I'm sure all of us have done some stupid stuff in our past (a lot of the people on here have more of a past to look back on than me), but I digress.. Mark was wearing, by the looks of it, full gear, and he didn't crash or cause a crash.. there are tonnes of drivers out each day that cause crashes without doing burnouts etc, so as i said, give mark a break.. wish I was that lucky with the law..

[SPman]

He just doesn't seem to learn, does he..................

[WINJA]

lol indeed andrea...was a mean burnout though....

and crashe no fine...they let me off...sometimes my mouth saves my arse lol

SO YOU GAVE HIM A BLOW JOB INSTEAD OF ANAL SEX

[Jonny Rotten]

so busted on friday for 93 in a 50 zone and busted for a burnout on sunday......hhmm i think your nine lives might all most be up there marky.....

[RM125king]

do you enjoy being told how dumb you are? jeez....if i were that cop, you would be walking and broke! as others have said...you wanna practise without endangering others [and doing wheel stands and stoppies, you are endangering others] use a quiet country road. as dynamy said....you obviously wanted to be noticed and be "impressive". its a shame that cop didnt throw the book at you, given the other dumbass shit youve done recently...and then skited about.

im living for the day you post from traction...then maybe you will learn!


listen to all these people winge about how unsafe it is to do. get a fukn life people. i dont know too many people that have died or been hurt apart from peoples egos when they drop there bike from doing burnouts. he did a burnout and good on him. give him a break would ya.

[Kyle]

Personally as a biker i dont care, for starters, he didnt endanger me or my bike. the cops laughed and let him go, so proberly wont be prowling to bust more bikes. If his actions, and the thousands of other squids actions effect peoples reaction to me i would be surprized. You dont judge all honda accords as evil just because one asian driver backed over your bike do you? As posted "there is a right time and place", and i wont be breaking any laws myself, not anywhere a cop might be. so go hard do skids, burnouts, speed, crash anything you like, chances it will effect me are so slim i would more likely win lotto. :2thumbsup

[R6_kid]

meh i did a wheelie in town across an intersection when a cop was the first in the line to my right... didnt see him. I got let off too, and i didnt have to give up sexual favours.

Oh well mark, after saying you were going to change your ways you continually show that you are trying really really really really really really hard.

You're not a bad dude in person so i dont know what changes when you get on your bike.

I would say that there is a time and place for this shit, and as much as i probably woulda thought it was cool myself, i wouldnt have put it up for everyone to see. Maybe keep this in mind next time, just show your mates.

[Kyle]

way i see it, every nong getting pulled over for being stoopid is one less cop car pointing his rader my way for the duration. keep them busy guys. :cool:

[The Pastor]

listen to all these people winge about how unsafe it is to do. get a fukn life people. i dont know too many people that have died or been hurt apart from peoples egos when they drop there bike from doing burnouts. he did a burnout and good on him. give him a break would ya.


Ever heard of someone dying from............... EXCESS SMOKE INHALATION?

[R6_kid]

not as cool as this guy :Pokey: :cool:

[LilSel]

LOL... Thats a cool vid dude!! :cool:

[Mom]

Have to agree Mark... wisdom will help you live for more rides...

Having read and heard many things about Mark, I had an opportunity to meet him a couple of weeks back when he joined up for a ride...nice young man..behaved himself

But he is what he is...a young man...a young cock, who needs a lot more living to allow him to mature beyond where he is now..

I just hope that he realises his balls are in fact smaller than his brain before he comes to a sticky end on the road....:yes:

[SARGE]

Having read and heard many things about Mark, I had an opportunity to meet him a couple of weeks back when he joined up for a ride...nice young man..behaved himself

But he is what he is...a young man...a young cock, who needs a lot more living to allow him to mature beyond where he is now..

I just hope that he realises his balls are in fact smaller than his brain before he comes to a sticky end on the road....:yes:



i gotta give Mark one thing .. he's either stupid as a pack of ham or he's got ball the size of rockmelons..


the definition of stupidity is " performing the same action over and over and expecting a different outcome each time .."


im betting on the ham..

[ZeroIndex]

i gotta give Mark one thing .. he's either stupid as a pack of ham or he's got ball the size of rockmelons..


the definition of stupidity is " performing the same action over and over and expecting a different outcome each time .."


im betting on the ham..

you've never heard of the "RESULTS MAY VARY" theory?

[Wellyman]

bahaha mark u are a retard, shame on you.haven't seen you around, how you been mate?
WM

[inlinefour]

i gotta give Mark one thing .. he's either stupid as a pack of ham or he's got ball the size of rockmelons..


the definition of stupidity is " performing the same action over and over and expecting a different outcome each time .."


im betting on the ham..

I'll also back the ham. Went around to his place on the CBR and he drolled all over it. After making all sorts of noises on how he hates Honda. Its just a matter of if he kills the poor bike he is riding yet again. Well mark, you claims of "going to behave" are a total load of bollocks?

P.S. when I was a teenager I did a burnout, as it turns in frount of a Police car down the road that I had not seen. This was after being asked on my first day of working as a fish and chip delivery boy and being ask to walk into the oppositions shop with all my gear on and ask for a menu. Ask I walked back out I was assaulted by a delivery boy from behind. After sorting that out I did the burnout. The Police follwed me and waited until I was out of site of the opposition and pulled me over. They was still laughing over what had happened and told me I could pick my keys from the station the next morning. Fortunately I had a screwdriver and after disconnecting a plug behind the headlight, I rode home. We all have squid experiences, however we mostly learn from them mark. You should try it...

[McJim]

meh i did a wheelie in town across an intersection when a cop was the first in the line to my right... didnt see him. I got let off too, and i didnt have to give up sexual favours.


But you not pretty like Mark....:buggerd:

[ManDownUnder]

But you not pretty like Mark....:buggerd:

BUBBA! Is that you?

[FilthyLuka]

meh i did a wheelie in town across an intersection when a cop was the first in the line to my right... didnt see him. I got let off too, and i didnt have to give up sexual favours.

hmmm... i think me and my brother saw you pull that wheelie if you did it in town (pitt street). We also saw the cop shake his head. And i dont think it could be called a wheelie... if it was you, your front wheel only got like, a foot of the ground. More like a mistake really... hehe :bleh:

[SwanTiger]

hmmm... i think me and my brother saw you pull that wheelie if you did it in town (pitt street). We also saw the cop shake his head. And i dont think it could be called a wheelie... if it was you, your front wheel only got like, a foot of the ground. More like a mistake really... hehe :bleh:

:buggerd: OUCH !!

So was it more of an un-controlled combination of throttle and clutch? :lol:

[FilthyLuka]

So was it more of an un-controlled combination of throttle and clutch? :lol:

errr...

1: engine break down pit street without hands on bars
2: look around, start breaking for lights
3: lights turn green before r6 has stopped, clutch in, throttle opened.
4: bike revs up
5: clutch is promptly dumped
6: front wheel kinda jumps up a little
7: ACTUALL cops (not hp) look at said r6, contemplate going after him. decide against it
8: i laugh.

thats what happened if i recall correctly

[Maha]

not as cool as this guy :Pokey: :cool:

Reminds of, one Tony Frost at a certain house at the end of July.....:whistle:

Still.... nice smoked steaks tho'.........:2thumbsup

[sunhuntin]

hmmm... i think me and my brother saw you pull that wheelie if you did it in town (pitt street). We also saw the cop shake his head. And i dont think it could be called a wheelie... if it was you, your front wheel only got like, a foot of the ground. More like a mistake really... hehe :bleh:

hell, i did heaps of those kinda "wheelies" on the old ginny. it was fucked, totally. id be going along fine, but then the fuel line or something would get a bit of shit in it, id lose power and roll hard on the throttle to clear it. would often end up with the front end jumping forwards...kinda like a bucking horse, lol. i hated it cos i always thought id get thrown off. but, they were always involuntary.

[mikey]

ok.. say you are Mr. Plod in that picture .. how aware are you going to be about bikes from now on?..

that kinda shit gets us all tarred with the same brush..



douchebag organ donor squid..

thats not a typical one eyed american way of thinking. is it? scuse the pun. - hahahaha i just cracked my self up -YEH

to follow on your example, say a rag head runs a few planes into buildings. does it mean every rag head is going to hijack a plane? NO!

and if you really dont like him, why would you want to go to his funeral?

go back to america.

[pritch]

i dont know too many people that have died or been hurt

I gather you are relatively young, just off hand I can think of too many.
Some were idiots, but others were better riders than most.
Don't tempt the reaper too often...

[skidMark]

Ask I walked back out I was assaulted by a delivery boy from behind. After sorting that out I did the burnout. ...

that explains the way you walk :buggerd:

[inlinefour]

that explains the way you walk :buggerd:

But back on topic, whats your excuse/explanation for the way that you (allegedly) ride??? :Pokey:

[hurricane_r]

haha nice, i meet u out at westgate, i used to goto st thomas's wit u , i think it was u anyway?, u had green zxr with thick chicken strips?

[inlinefour]

haha nice, i meet u out at westgate, i used to goto st thomas's wit u , i think it was u anyway?, u had green zxr with thick chicken strips?

Mark's riding ability is about as green as his bike. Most impressive chicken strips I have ever seen on a bike, pity it was not going (Mark had killed it prior) when I saw it. :buggerd:

[marty]

shame the cop didn't take your licence, then you wouldn't have crashed.
although if he ha have taken it, and you did a runner, then hopefully you would crash, then we could all laugh at you again.

you and renegademasterbater are mates aren't you?

[SARGE]

Karma is a motherfucker...

[Mom]

... then hopefully you would crash, then we could all laugh at you again.


Please dont say things like that.......cos I agree with Sarge here.....


Karma is a motherfucker...

[inlinefour]

Karma is a motherfucker...

Who is the twinkle toes comunist mother fucker who just signed their own death warrent???

skidMark??? :buggerd: