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jimbo600
26th September 2006, 01:32
Well been in Colon for almost 7 hours now and am a pit pissed already. Great place though. Going to be a messy week.
MD
26th September 2006, 07:38
Don't rush home Mate. The weather is still shite.
onearmedbandit
26th September 2006, 07:54
You're in a 'colon'?? You're right, it will be a 'messy' week.
Riff Raff
26th September 2006, 08:13
Didn't something interesting happen the last time you were in Germany?

Hope you brushed up on your celebrity knowledge for this trip?
jimbo600
26th September 2006, 17:48
Didn't something interesting happen the last time you were in Germany?

Hope you brushed up on your celebrity knowledge for this trip?

How are ya honey?

Yeah something funny did happen last time. However I'm older and wiser now. (and uglier)
terbang
26th September 2006, 17:56
Eine gross bier bitte..! Dunno if its good German but it allways seemed to get me pissed :beer:
Motoracer
26th September 2006, 18:31
just say "las oonce hisse leebe machan" to some drunk German girls. Don't quote me on the spelling cause I don't know. I just know what it sounds like.

Which bars did you go to? You there for a while?
cowpoos
26th September 2006, 19:02
How are ya honey?

Yeah something funny did happen last time. However I'm older and uglier

so is alannis........
jimbo600
28th September 2006, 05:38
just say "las oonce hisse leebe machan" to some drunk German girls. Don't quote me on the spelling cause I don't know. I just know what it sounds like.

Which bars did you go to? You there for a while?

Ere I tried that and some Fraulien gave to me with a strapon and then pissed on me!!??! What the hell man.

Dunno what bars I've been to. Busy ones are all I can remember.
Motoracer
28th September 2006, 10:40
Ere I tried that and some Fraulien gave to me with a strapon and then pissed on me!!??! What the hell man.

Dunno what bars I've been to. Busy ones are all I can remember.

Ha ha ha, just means "Lets make hot love". Germans are cool. I can guarentee that you will either get a laugh or a root out of it. They won't be offended or anything.
Fatjim
28th September 2006, 11:20
"Ist deine (sp) Tochter (sp) achtzehn (sp), bitte?"
Lias
29th September 2006, 10:28
just ask "Scheiße in meiner öffnung bitte?"
jimbo600
30th September 2006, 04:28
Righto,

You lot forget I did a time in the RAF and was posted to Germany and therefore I know what filth you´re asking me to say. Its good filth though
MD
30th September 2006, 10:17
Jimbo the Owner of the Roundabout pub wants to fly you home. His profits are falling fast since you flew out.
Have you actually done any work yet?? Or still working undercover on that secret police pubs and brothel research program. Your country is proud of the sacrifices you are making :beer: .