Selling his bike because he's getting married...

[ManDownUnder]

Here (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Tourers/auction-70407693.htm)

Poor guy... thumb print in the back of his head and he can't even feel it...

[Finn]

He's going to regret doing this in about 2 years.

[Croft]

why why why W H Y ! ! !

[ManDownUnder]

why why why W H Y ! ! !

Delila???

Sorry - yeah I dunno... but it is not a good sign. I wonder what his bride to be is giving up?

[u4ea]

silly boy........looks like a great bike to go honeymooning on too.......maybe shes giving up ..........hmmmm.........nope cant think of anything.........

[marty]

He's going to regret doing this in about 2 years.

selling the bike or getting married?

both i'd say

[marty]

his next ad will be:

For Sale: 1 penis. need to sell as getting married, and not needed any more...

[McJim]

his next ad will be:

For Sale: 1 penis. need to sell as getting married, and not needed any more...

Odd. It was my wife that first suggested I buy a bike.

Guess it's all a matter of who ya marry eh?

Apparently there's a chemical they put in Wedding cake that puts women off sex for the rest of their life. I tested this theory by having no wedding cake at our wedding. It's true and that's why I'm still smiling.:)...and had to have a vasectomy.:doctor:...which hurt a bit.:(

[Big Dave]

Meh - I sold my bike for the cash to chase the co-pilot across a continent - and at the time that was just for the sex.

Nothing wrong with cashing up to set up.

I'm more concerned with the colour.:weep:

[WarlockNZ]

She had better be so HOT!! .. like jaw dropping-ly stunning, the last girl that asked me to give up my bike is single now :spudwave:

[Finn]

Odd. It was my wife that first suggested I buy a bike.

Mate, it's her Scottish accent. What she was trying to tell you was "I think you should know I'm a Dyke."

[riffer]

Odd. It was my wife that first suggested I buy a bike.

Guess it's all a matter of who ya marry eh?

When I was with the first wife she insisted that I had to ditch the bike (GPZ750) to buy a house (and a VH SS 4.2 Brockie Commodore as well, but that's another story).

Well, 12 years later she ran off with one of my mates and took me to the cleaners and then fucked me over in family court...

Virginia, on the other hand - we decided quite early in our relationship that we were going to get out of the rat race and move back out to the Hutt where we both grew up. We bought a house in Upper Hutt, and she says "well, you're going to have to commute into Welly for work every day now - I think its high time you got yourself a bike".

:2thumbsup this one's a keeper...

[Indiana_Jones]

Crack that whip!

-Indy

[Maha]

I wonder what his bride to be is giving up?


Sex i would think???.......but he doesnt know it yet.......:lol:

[Maha]

Mate, it's her Scottish accent. What she was trying to tell you was "I think you should know I'm a Dyke."


Farkin' tooooooo much mate......:killingme

Bling to you Finn....:cool:

[ManDownUnder]

his next ad will be:

For Sale: 1 penis. need to sell as getting married, and not needed any more...

Only till she wants kids...

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Yet another spineless, ball-less male!

[FilthyLuka]

cross yourself gents, for you have been in the presence of evil. I would never give up my ginny for a bird... never.... NEVER!!!

[SpankMe]

No female is worth giving up riding for. There's always another girlie who will enjoying riding with you.

[Ixion]

Well, it may be of course that he is selling it for the traditional reasons of needing money for house, baby, furniture type stuff. Not because she is making him give up biking per se. And he intends to return to the fold once he has more oney (whether he will is another matter of course, many brothers are lost to the dark side in those years of shadow)

Awful lot of people have done that road over the years.

[Joni]

Yeah Ixion - that came to mind for me as well... he might not necessarily be giving it up at all... like you said many people have done it that way before.

[Big Dave]

Crack that whip!

-Indy


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[McJim]

cross yourself gents, for you have been in the presence of evil. I would never give up my ginny for a bird... never.... NEVER!!!

I'd give up a ginny for a Blackbird....no hesitation. And by Blackbird I ain't talkin' bout no motown diva neither.

Could also be that he's selling this bike as opposed to the other 5 he owns.

My ex girlfriend in Scotland - her dad had 8 bikes at one point - old BSA's, an AJS, an Ariel and some other old brits. He used to auction whichever one was least fave at the time to make space in the garage or buy bits to keep the others running.

[Blackbird]

Well, I gave up riding when I first got married simply because of lack of cash, then the kids came along and I spent all the time I could with them, particularly pre-teens. It was only when they were a bit older that I contemplated a bike again. Mrs B might sometimes (oh all right then, quite a lot:whistle: ) take the piss out of my passion for bikes, but she'd never use blackmail tactics. Guess that's why it's anniversary #35 next year. Oh yeah, and I know that she's a special babe and she knows it too. That's why I have this mark on my forehead that looks suspiciously like the thumbprint that MDU mentioned:2thumbsup.

Could never contemplate being without a bike now.

[Blackbird]

I'd give up a ginny for a Blackbird....no hesitation. And by Blackbird I ain't talkin' bout no motown diva neither.

Ahem.... I'm not available:cool:

[McJim]

Ahem.... I'm not available:cool:

Yah, I weren't talkin' bout you neither :buggerd: :rofl:

but then you knew that didn't ya?

[ManDownUnder]

Yet another spineless, ball-less male!

I'd resent that comment if it were directed at me (and if it was ok by you...)
:whistle:

[SpankMe]

Wouldn't give up riding for a sprog ether. It'd be straight off to the abortion clinic for her at the first sign of one of those horrid things spawning.

[ManDownUnder]

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Oh dear God - I even "heard the music" when I read the lyrics...

Am I getting that old?

[ManDownUnder]

Wouldn't give up riding for a sprog ether. It'd be straight off to the abortion clinic for her at the first sign of one of those horrid things spawning.

100% disagree with you on that. Choice between my bike and my kids... kids every time...

You don't know till you've been there though

[crashe]

Wouldn't give up riding for a sprog ether. It'd be straight off to the abortion clinic for her at the first sign of one of those horrid things spawning.

awwwww SpankMe, dont you want a little version of you running around after you... saying "Daddy please teach me to ride a motorbike please"

The child would be so cute....:baby: :2thumbsup :cool:

[SpankMe]

You don't know till you've been there though

Been around my all my sisters having sprogs, and the sprogs growing up and having their own sprogs. I refused to have anything to do with them until they were old enough to ride on the back of the bike. It was a '86 CBR600 at the time.

If any of the new ones (and they seem to be constantly pushing them out) manage to crawl toward me they get pushed away with a stick, much to my nieces horror.

[SwanTiger]

Been around my all my sisters having sprogs, and the sprogs growing up and having their own sprogs. I refused to have anything to do with them until they were old enough to ride on the back of the bike. It was a '86 CBR600 at the time.

If any of the new ones (and they seem to be constantly pushing them out) manage to crawl toward me they get pushed away with a stick, much to my nieces horror.

Bloody hell, you aren't that old are you SpankMe?

[ManDownUnder]

Been around my all my sisters having sprogs, and the sprogs growing up and having their own sprogs. I refused to have anything to do with them until they were old enough to ride on the back of the bike. It was a '86 CBR600 at the time.

If any of the new ones (and they seem to be constantly pushing them out) manage to crawl toward me they get pushed away with a stick, much to my nieces horror.

So your sisters have ben there, so they know.

My point is you haven't. It is a catch 22 though, and a hell of a catch 22 because if it turns out you were right, you can't just put them back
NK

[The_Dover]

So your sisters have ben there, so they know.


I don't even KNOW spank's sisters.

That's how rumours start........:spanking:

[SpankMe]

if it turns out you were right, you can't just put them back
NK

The trick is to not let them get out in the first place. Well, not alive anyway.



eewwww, just looked up "aborted" in google images. :sick: :sick:

[marty]

Yeah Ixion - that came to mind for me as well... he might not necessarily be giving it up at all... like you said many people have done it that way before.

make mine a tui :drinkup:

[Joni]

Ha ha ha Classic Marty! :2thumbsup

[ManDownUnder]

The trick is to not let them get out in the first place. Well, not alive anyway.



eewwww, just looked up "aborted" in google images. :sick: :sick:

If you don't want to let them out, don't put 'em in there! Your permanent solution is only $400 away... *snip* *snip*

And yes... the reality of abortion looked bad to me too...

[McJim]

If you don't want to let them out, don't put 'em in there! Your permanent solution is only $400 away... *snip* *snip*

And yes... the reality of abortion looked bad to me too...

Mine was cheaper than yours then.

[Big Dave]

Co-pilot and I could never had split when we had kids - the custody battle would have been horrendous.
You take em.
No way - you take 'em
Nope - you have to take them...
No way - they are yours
You take 'em.....

[ManDownUnder]

Mine was cheaper than yours then.

LOL... you got the McSnip? I'd expect it to be cheaper...

I got the whole vassniptomy, complete with fries (well fried ends...)

[Scouse]

ah its only an old pusser anyhoo at least he can look forward to a less prehistoric ride in the future

[The_Dover]

he didn't mention how old his bride to be was tho.

[Scouse]

Well, 12 years later she ran off with one of my mates and took me to the cleaners and then fucked me over in family court...

Virginia, on the other hand - we decided quite early in our relationship that we were going to get out of the rat race and move back out to the Hutt where we both grew up. We bought a house in Upper Hutt, and she says "well, you're going to have to commute into Welly for work every day now - I think its high time you got yourself a bike".

this one's a keeper...Depend on how many mates you've still got and weather any of them are of the same quality as the one spoken about above


Ps and if any of your mates that you have left knew what the one spoken about above was up to ah so many questions

[Rossi Gal]

his next ad will be:

For Sale: 1 penis. need to sell as getting married, and not needed any more...


Only till she wants kids...

haha nah she wouldv thought way ahead...A.I...she wont be needing anything from you hahaha

[Rossi Gal]

100% disagree with you on that. Choice between my bike and my kids... kids every time...

You don't know till you've been there though

hmm..so theres all these threds about bike vs ya girl, wouldnt giv it up blah blah, and all of ya always pick bikes saying youd never stop for anyone/thing...but all it takes is kids?? ....interesting...

[ManDownUnder]

hmm..so theres all these threds about bike vs ya girl, wouldnt giv it up blah blah, and all of ya always pick bikes saying youd never stop for anyone/thing...but all it takes is kids?? ....interesting...

I was trying to highlight this guy is selling his bike because he's getting married? If the implication is that he's doing it because she asked him to, he'll eventually resent it at some point.

As for kids - brilliant little critters.. love 'em, had 'em, made sure no more are on the way.

2 different topics really...

[Colapop]

I got a 15 y/o "little critter". Costs me about $200/week in for food - just for him. I'm waiting til he leaves home, then I'll be loaded.... NOT! I'll have to foot the bill for his flat, travel, study.... Oh and there's another to come but she's my little angel - she never does anything bad.:whistle:

[Mom]

I'm more concerned with the colour.:weep:


You think the colour is bad......how about the style..:sick:

Perhaps that is why it has to be sold.....LOL

[sunhuntin]

Odd. It was my wife that first suggested I buy a bike.

Guess it's all a matter of who ya marry eh?

.:(

o yeh...theres no way id ask my guy to give up his bike!! it was the bike that made me fall in love with my first, lol. if not for that bike, i still be a virgin, lmfao.
i wish i could convince my current to get a bike, but hes not interested. but, he knows i wont give mine, so accepts that.

[jonbuoy]

Ah fair enough - if he needs the money for other things. I'm selling mine this summer and getting a bucket racer to keep me sane while I use the money for other things.

[Indiana_Jones]

I need to produce offspring, to continue the motorcycle blood line I'm part of lol

-Indy

[Rossi Gal]

I was trying to highlight this guy is selling his bike because he's getting married? If the implication is that he's doing it because she asked him to, he'll eventually resent it at some point.

As for kids - brilliant little critters.. love 'em, had 'em, made sure no more are on the way.

2 different topics really...

yeah i see ya point, they someone you want to do anything and everything for huh

[ManDownUnder]

yeah i see ya point, they someone you want to do anything and everything for huh

... and they're so much fun to make...

[Wolf]

I need to produce offspring, to continue the motorcycle blood line I'm part of lol

-Indy
I have already. Bloodline includes grandfather and his brothers, both parents and a couple of uncles, me, brother and sister - and my kids are showing every sign of a healthy obsession with motorcycles already...