SkidMark Binns it

[Phenoix]

As you all know, I love carrying my camera (Phone) on rides, just incase something happens that's worth keeping.
Theres been KittyHawk and her "drop" doing stoppies, and now I bring you this
MarkAuckland Binning it on the open road.
Its in a quicktime format, so can someone convert it ?
Comments welcome on my photgraphy skills.

[Big Dave]

Looks like you got off lightly mark - burn whatever caused it into your brain and don't do it again.

[Mr. Peanut]

Mark, seriously... You're mortal. Don't let that be your last thought.


Edit: You cant have been going fast, how'd you bin it on such an easy corner?

[Black Bandit]

Damn. That sucks - luck with getting the bike sorted Mark.:(

[SwanTiger]

Fuck, I think speedie won the bet.

[Phenoix]

OOOOO, there was a bet.
I'll have to take my cut :2thumbsup

[andrea]

lol is that what happened to your farring, hopefully that blue bike is still there next week i might come in for a test ride, thats if i get my fulls next week

[McJim]

FFS pride cometh before a fall (not being posh - I've got a lithp)

So Mark, how much time elapsed between your "I've never binned it on the open road" comment and your binning it on the open road?

Don't bin it again please - and definately not seriously - it's too much fun laughing at you on these threads.

Look forward to actually meeting you one day. So once more - don't bin it again.

[Zed]

He's condemned. :weep:






At least you're still walking Mark, and TALKING.

[erik]

Glad to see you're ok.

Don't forget it's purely down to luck that there wasn't an oncoming vehicle.

[Gremlin]

Don't forget it's purely down to luck that there wasn't an oncoming vehicle.
Indeed... and it can often be the difference between rueing your mistake, and being dead...

[Gremlin]

Can someone convert it to windows media player?
vlc is your answer :D

http://www.videolan.org/vlc/

[mynameis]

Thanx for holding your cellfone/camera upright and straight.

And dirty little SkidMark you're not riding my bike anymore on Thursday nite rides :buggerd: lol..

[inlinefour]

Many of us expected that this would just be a matter of time. I just hope this time that Mark has learnt a thing or two from a hard lesson? I don't think that its a good idea for you to get a new 600cc sportsbike anytime soon Mark... :Pokey:

[kiwifruit]

mark,
time to stop fluffing around,
get yourself a modern 600/750.......or thou!!!!
:chase:





pisstake

[Smorg]

pffffttt...............Ive binned on way easier corners than that. What are you playing at?

[Mr Skid]

Looks like the jandal handled you.

You must now burn a pair of enclosed, laced footwear to appease the anger of the almightly jandal, lest you be smitten again.

[SARGE]

uh huh........ :tugger:



Karma is a motherfucker (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=36194)

[Phenoix]

[QUOTE=mynameis;770688]Thanx for holding your cellfone/camera upright and straight.
QUOTE]

On the camera, I can hold it at an angel to watch it back :)
Just turn your monitor round 90 degress :baby:

[McJim]

[QUOTE=mynameis;770688]Thanx for holding your cellfone/camera upright and straight.
QUOTE]

On the camera, I can hold it at an angel to watch it back :)
Just turn your monitor round 90 degress :baby:

There are organisations that will pay some serious dosh if you've got real footage of an Angel.

[crashe]

god damn it.. I cant view it... :crybaby: :( :weep:

and I want to see it....

[skidMark]

lol is that what happened to your farring, hopefully that blue bike is still there next week i might come in for a test ride, thats if i get my fulls next week

no this happened last night after you saw me at work :(

[skidMark]

god damn it.. I cant view it... :crybaby: :( :weep:

and I want to see it....

it's best that YOU don't LOL

and yeah i realise how lucky i am there wasn't an oncoming vehicle.... when i stood it up and braked i just hoped like hell there wasn't a car coming...

[Karma]

Police are now targeting motorcycle safety due to a high number of crashes by young inexperienced riders

Mark = Noob.

[Mr. Peanut]

it's best that YOU don't LOL

and yeah i realise how lucky i am there wasn't an oncoming vehicle.... when i stood it up and braked i just hoped like hell there wasn't a car coming...

Why did you do that?? Wasn't exactly a hard corner there O.o

[inlinefour]

Mark = Noob.

I allways thought it was Noob + Squid = skidMark.

:spanking:

[skidMark]

Why did you do that?? Wasn't exactly a hard corner there O.o


long story short a came in way to fast realised i wouldn't make it because i have been through that corner before and when i got to it went shit i know i'm going to fast to make it...

a bit to shaken up at the moment to fully explain it

[SARGE]

long story short a came in way to fast realised i wouldn't make it because i have been through that corner before and when i got to it went shit i know i'm going to fast to make it...

a bit to shaken up at the moment to fully explain it

does that mean you will grow the fuck up and ride within your abilities?



or should i order the flowers and condolence card for your family now?


no pity from me Mark..

[skidMark]

does that mean you will grow the fuck up and ride within your abilities?



or should i order the flowers and condolence card for your family now?


no pity from me Mark..

i didn't ask for your pity.

stop being a cunt

[Karma]

and yeah i realise how lucky i am there wasn't an oncoming vehicle.... when i stood it up and braked i just hoped like hell there wasn't a car coming...


long story short a came in way to fast realised i wouldn't make it because i have been through that corner before and when i got to it went shit i know i'm going to fast to make it...

If you had time to stand it up and brake then you had time to drop it into the corner and make it... sounds like a noob over-reaction to me.

But that's fine, you are still young, and have much to learn.

[skidMark]

If you had time to stand it up and brake then you had time to drop it into the corner and make it... sounds like a noob over-reaction to me.

But that's fine, you are still young, and have much to learn.

it keep running through my head that i couldve probably made it...i paniked so bad and made all the wrong decisions from there

[SlowHand]

Looks like the jandal handled you.

You must now burn a pair of enclosed, laced footwear to appease the anger of the almightly jandal, lest you be smitten again.

Just clean it before sacrificing, it fookin stinks up here in Jandal 9 sometimes.

[dawnrazor]

i thought it was footage of the actual crash....not the afterbirth

[andrea]

no this happened last night after you saw me at work :(

oh:blink: , you got to take it easy mark:nono: hey thanx :niceone: for that light bulb for my bike lol i needed that, i hadn't had it changed for acouple weeks lmao, well its good to see that your ok though, hmm<_< you must more lives than a bloody cat LOL

[SARGE]

i didn't ask for your pity.

stop being a cunt

ok... fair enough .. on the list you go..


anyone got any spare ignore list slots i can use?

[sunhuntin]

ok... fair enough .. on the list you go..


anyone got any spare ignore list slots i can use?

dont worry sarge....i agree 100% with you. i just wish darwin would put him and us out of misery NOW.
ive got a whole ignore list untouched you can have, but dunno how to give it to you, lol.

seriously mark...i said this in the last thread....do you enjoy being called a dumbass? or does falling off somehow make you more of a man? from a female perspective...you are not a man. you are a boy who needs training wheels!

[The_Dover]

what the fuck was that?

al I saw was a couple of acne ridden smacktards and some 250 dungheap at the side of a road? At least OAB posted a proper crash.

[inlinefour]

i didn't ask for your pity.

stop being a cunt

Is there any likelihood of you learning from your mistakes. I suspect that we all (including those who voice their dislike for you) would like to see you sort your shit/attitude, realise your squidly limitations and change your behaviour. Rather than become another piece of roadkill and wreck yet another bike. Its entirely up to you, have you got a death wish again? We could allways come around again with all the correct paperwork... :whistle:

[boomer]

you know those kids with social disorders that crave attention.. well you're all adding fuel to the fire. that along with the hypocrites on here, i.e. noob comments ..specially as some have you have fallen in STOOPID situations.

ignore it and it WILL go away

[Karma]

that along with the hypocrites on here, i.e. noob comments ..specially as some have you have fallen in STOOPID situations.

I'm gonna assume that's aimed at me, so here goes...

Firstly, for reference material I'd like you to check http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060823

It's a lot different making a mistake and binning within a month or two of owning a bike, but doing it successively despite a reasonable amount of experience is noob material.

Perhaps bikes just don't like you Mark... either that or you need to upgrade to a Goldwing or something...

[hurricane_r]

you could of made it just u cant ride for shit and didnt lean enough so u tried to brake and im guessing u crossed the lane and fucked up, oops

[R6_kid]

where is that if you dont mind me asking. How are those hot girls at phenWAAAs place mark? Surely they can make you feel better. Maybe kittyhawk can rub her tits in your face or something.

Yes you can ride home with no front brakes, but if you cant ride with them in the first place i wouldnt suggest trying it.

Honestly mark, dont you think its time to take it down a couple of notches and let your skill progress at its natural pace instead of pushing yourself to hard and crashing. It not only costs you time and money, but everytime you post up your mistakes here it loses your credibility as a rational thinking person... (i see you didnt actually post this up)

Go back and analyse what happened before the corner, not when you stood it up and threw it in the bushes. You need to recount the events leading up to BEFORE the accident. Knowing that you panicked and did the wrong thing wont help you, understanding what put you into that position and not doing it again will be what stops you from doing this again.

[boomer]

Thanks Weasel, i really wanted to be at the cutting edge of geekism!


It's a lot different making a mistake and binning within a month or two of owning a bike, but doing it successively despite a reasonable amount of experience is noob material.
^ i disagree, but hey. This threads not about me is it :D ) ps, didnt ya get ya licence in the UK?

Your feeding his ADD

[Zed]

god damn it.. I cant view it... :crybaby: :( :weep:

and I want to see it....Now why would god damn that?

Ms crashe, why don't you just download the Quicktime player here (http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/win.html) , that's all I did when I found out in frustration that I didn't have it installed lol. You do have broadband nowadays don't you? :yawn:

[SkOrM]

meh...shit happens. just learn from your mistakes and move on.

[Mole_C]

Did u write it off? Good to hear ur not hurt but it serves you right for buying such an ugly green bike. ZXRs should be black or blue, the green ones are just hideous!:sick:

[SwanTiger]

Go back and analyse what happened before the corner, not when you stood it up and threw it in the bushes. You need to recount the events leading up to BEFORE the accident. Knowing that you panicked and did the wrong thing wont help you, understanding what put you into that position and not doing it again will be what stops you from doing this again.

I think Mark just likes getting intimate with the local flora like you do :buggerd:

Basically it is a simple case of a young riding lacking the propper discipline and and experience to ride at the pace he was trying to in order to keep ahead of a 600cc bike.

Mark is an idiot until further notice.

[Zed]

ZXRs should be black or blue, the green ones are just hideous!:sick:You're really not a die hard Kawasaki fan are you then Mole? They are renowned for their 'green machines'.

[SlowHand]

Yes you can ride home with no front brakes, but if you cant ride with them in the first place i wouldnt suggest trying it.

Guess we both fail that one...

[Mole_C]

You're really not a die hard Kawasaki fan are you then Mole? They are renowned for their 'green machines'.

Yea i really never understood the whole green machine thing. There so sexy until u see that blinding green paint on them. I've decided that everyone riding one must be colour blind!

[Maha]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/mentors.php?

Maybe someone in here would be willing to help......:2thumbsup
You seem to cop a lot of flak about your riding so, im serious about this, and will support you if you choose to seek the required help from those that can/will help you.....or you could contact Tricia O'Conner, she is a motorcycle instructor in Whangaparoa, i have her details if you want them.
Only trying to help ya mate.......:cool:

[Zed]

Yea i really never understood the whole green machine thing. There so sexy until u see that blinding green paint on them. I've decided that everyone riding one must be colour blind!I trust you have the same issues with orange bikes and yellow bikes??

[Mole_C]

I trust you have the same issues with orange bikes and yellow bikes??

Na, i like quite a few yellow bikes, orange not so much but there are a few nice ones ive seen. It's mostly just that green i dont like, especially green and white :puke:

[NhuanH]

Yea i really never understood the whole green machine thing. There so sexy until u see that blinding green paint on them. I've decided that everyone riding one must be colour blind!

Ground Control to Kawagreen...are you there? Over.

[Karma]

Na, i like quite a few yellow bikes, orange not so much but there are a few nice ones ive seen. It's mostly just that green i dont like, especially green and white :puke:

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Some people have a problem with green bikes, others have normal sized dicks :buggerd:

[Mole_C]

Some people have a problem with green bikes, others have normal sized dicks :buggerd:

Wow, that was witty!

[2_SL0]

Yea i really never understood the whole green machine thing. There so sexy until u see that blinding green paint on them. I've decided that everyone riding one must be colour blind!

Oh my god, I thought I had purchased a green bike. All along I have been thinking it was green. Your telling me Im colour blind and its not green!!
Next your be telling me Dainese man (My seeing-eye assistant) is actually on a Pearl violet coloured bike wearing some No brand leathers.
If only my eyesight was better.

[Finn]

Okay ladies, gentlemen and Dover, I own a technology company. I have PC's coming out my arse at work and at home. We are MSCD? so have all the Microsoft shit at hand. All my pc's have the latest bullshit installed. To top it off I have a new Mac too.

With all this bullshit, I still cant view this fucking movie of Mark making a tit of himself. I swear to god (if he actually exisitied) that technology will one day be the death of me.

Bring back bricks and mortor!

P.S. Yes, I've been drinkin.

[Finn]

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Some people have a problem with green bikes, others have normal sized dicks :buggerd:

That's all fine and dandy, but don't leave it on the street during an inorganic collection.

[Maha]

Okay ladies, gentlemen and Dover, I own a technology company. I have PC's coming out my arse at work and at home. We are MSCD? so have all the Microsoft shit at hand. All my pc's have the latest bullshit installed. To top it off I have a new Mac too.

With all this bullshit, I still cant view this fucking movie of Mark making a tit of himself. I swear to god (if he actually exisitied) that technology will one day be the death of me.

Bring back bricks and mortor!

P.S. Yes, I've been drinkin.

I got it open Finn....used my abacus......:blip:

[RantyDave]

al I saw was a couple of acne ridden smacktards and some 250 dungheap at the side of a road?
No man, what you saw there was the future of our fine country. Doesn't it make you ... proud?

Dave

[SARGE]

Okay ladies, gentlemen and Dover, I own a technology company. I have PC's coming out my arse at work and at home. We are MSCD? so have all the Microsoft shit at hand. All my pc's have the latest bullshit installed. To top it off I have a new Mac too.

With all this bullshit, I still cant view this fucking movie of Mark making a tit of himself. I swear to god (if he actually exisitied) that technology will one day be the death of me.

Bring back bricks and mortor!

P.S. Yes, I've been drinkin.

hell Finn.. why watch it on a computer ?? just follow him around and see it live ..


gotta be more entertaining

[Ixion]

Okay ladies, gentlemen and Dover, I own a technology company. I have PC's coming out my arse at work and at home. We are MSCD? so have all the Microsoft shit at hand. All my pc's have the latest bullshit installed. To top it off I have a new Mac too.

With all this bullshit, I still cant view this fucking movie of Mark making a tit of himself. I swear to god (if he actually exisitied) that technology will one day be the death of me.

Bring back bricks and mortor!

P.S. Yes, I've been drinkin.

Ubuntu opened it just fine. Double click to open the zip file, double click on the movie and it's away. And not a Microsoft anything in sight. And Ubuntu's free.

[sunhuntin]

finn...i opened it with realplayer. not really worth the time. poor camera angles, plus poor quality in terms of visibility [most of the time its a blurred mess and you cant see whats what]

as said...looks like an easy corner that anyone not acting like a retard could have made no worries.

[erik]

...
With all this bullshit, I still cant view this fucking movie of Mark making a tit of himself. ...

Quicktime opened it for me.

There's no actual crash footage though, just talking.

It's an understandable crash. My first crash (a couple years ago now) was almost identical, left hand corner followed by a right and I must've lost concentration, got on the brakes and rode off the road instead of leaning it over and going round the corner.

[Zed]

finn...i opened it with realplayer. not really worth the time. poor camera angles, plus poor quality in terms of visibility [most of the time its a blurred mess and you cant see whats what]No way woman, it was hillarious, and i'm sure it would have Finn on the floor in fits of laughter. :lol:

Sory you're missing out Finn, if ya get desparate you can come over to my place and watch it, i live in Birkenhead.

[crashe]

Now why would god damn that?

Ms crashe, why don't you just download the Quicktime player here (http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/win.html) , that's all I did when I found out in frustration that I didn't have it installed lol. You do have broadband nowadays don't you? :yawn:

No I dont have broadband god damn it :whistle:

I am still on dial up....

[crashe]

Well sucked in then! :bleh:

Can't afford broadband mate.... :( :(

[Karma]

Wow, that was witty!

Witty? I lost all natural wit as soon as I started reading KB... at least I didn't call you a fag :banana:


That's all fine and dandy, but don't leave it on the street during an inorganic collection.

You sir, are a heretic.

[MattRSK]

Orange bikes are sexy, especially in the Honda scheme!

<img src="http://www.engelhart.com/images/engelhart/2006_1_CBR600RR-orange.jpg">

[SARGE]

Orange bikes are sexy, especially in the Honda scheme!

<img src="http://www.engelhart.com/images/engelhart/2006_1_CBR600RR-orange.jpg">

i had a rash on my ass that color in the Philippines ..


penicillin cleared it right up..

[MattRSK]

i had a rash on my ass that color in the Philippines ..


penicillin cleared it right up..

Thats why you shouldnt let the locals fuck you up the arse sarge. I hope you learnt your lesson!

p/t

[Back Fire]

i had a rash on my ass that color in the Philippines ..


penicillin cleared it right up..

getting friendly with the native men?

[Zed]

Orange bikes are sexy, especially in the Honda scheme!

Sory Matt, red yes but orange no! :puke:

And how are you posting your pics up, what tags do u use?

[inlinefour]

i had a rash on my ass that color in the Philippines ..


penicillin cleared it right up..

I think someones dreaming anyhow as that scheme is only in the Americian market. I looked at the different colours when I got my old 05 bike. That was included, luckily I did not go for it as ya cannot get it here back then....

That and it looks shyte.

[MattRSK]

Sory Matt, red yes but orange no! :puke:

And how are you posting your pics up, what tags do u use?

<+ img + src= + "website address" + >

Do you get that Im having trouble typing it out lol.

[SARGE]

getting friendly with the native men?



nah man .. Subic Bay lesson #1:

always check the display board for the upside down Bar Girl pix. never date them

(there used to be a display board advertising local nightclubs with pictures of their female 'employees'. When a woman tested positive for syphilis or gonorrhea, her picture on the board is turned upside down... :doh:


i still cant drink San Miguel to this day...

[Finn]

You sir, are a heretic.

I am not religous. How dare you.

[Korea]

In the celebrity biz they say:
"Don't read your press, WEIGH IT"
If this is true, then judging by the number of posts (about 7 pages here alone) about SkidMark he must be the biggest celebrity on KB.

Take care out there SM~ you've got too many fans here to let down.

[imdying]

Yea i really never understood the whole green machine thing. There so sexy until u see that blinding green paint on them. I've decided that everyone riding one must be colour blind!

You should check out the history behind the green bikes (long story short, green was considered an unlucky colour by superstitious racers), it's really quite interesting :yes:

[scumdog]

You should check out the history behind the green bikes (long story short, green was considered an unlucky colour by superstitious racers), it's really quite interesting :yes:

Hence why so few early choppers were painted green too...:(

[SlowHand]

Oh my god, I thought I had purchased a green bike. All along I have been thinking it was green. Your telling me Im colour blind and its not green!!
Next your be telling me Dainese man (My seeing-eye assistant) is actually on a Pearl violet coloured bike wearing some No brand leathers.
If only my eyesight was better.


Nah dude, it's the lighting (or is it lightening now)


it's lemon grass pearl!

[steved]

You should check out the history behind the green bikes (long story short, green was considered an unlucky colour by superstitious racers), it's really quite interesting :yes:
Can you provide a link? I've had a go on Google but couldn't find anything. Cheers.

[Zed]

Can you provide a link? I've had a go on Google but couldn't find anything. Cheers.Have a read through this: http://www.hdforums.com/m_811589/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#811589 , especially post#8. It's not definative though.