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2nd October 2006, 21:22
A man is walking his dog at night when he comes across another man kneeling down under a streetlight. Wondering what he is doing, the man who is walking his dog says, "Have you lost something? Can I help you?"
The man kneeling says, "Yeah my contact lense fell out and I'm not having much luck finding it."
The other man, being friendly, ties his dog up and starts looking as well.
After about 10 minutes, he says, "I don't think we'll find it here. Are you sure this is where you lost it?"
"No, I lost it in the park" says the man with the contact lense.
"The park?! Why the hell are we looking here, then?!"
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"Well, the light is better here."
The man kneeling says, "Yeah my contact lense fell out and I'm not having much luck finding it."
The other man, being friendly, ties his dog up and starts looking as well.
After about 10 minutes, he says, "I don't think we'll find it here. Are you sure this is where you lost it?"
"No, I lost it in the park" says the man with the contact lense.
"The park?! Why the hell are we looking here, then?!"
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"Well, the light is better here."