What the fuck is this shit?

[The_Dover]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10404067

Fucking weirditarians having their own film festival??

What the hell has your dietary choice got to do with films?

Don't these dumb fucks realise that we've got pointy teeth for eating things that squeal? I hope their anaemia makes them to weak to get out of the burning cinema. Freaks.

I bet Helen and her lesbian attache gave them a few million bucks to get some nice chickpea and woodchip samosa's, washed down with vegtarian champagne and orgasmic tea trea juice and have some uppity arse bandit cut their environmentally friendly ribbon.

Vegetarian films? What next? A hare krishna gun festival?

[Finn]

Fuck yeah. What's next, a political party for a minority race?

[McJim]

So when do we get to see the carnivore's film festival?

We're (the Cranivores) a community within this nation. If a cow/sheep/pig can't evolve to work out how to pick the locks and escape surely that's it's fault and it deserves to be eaten. Poor defenceless vegetables can't move, can't defend themselves and are mercilessly slaugthered by cruel cruel hippies.

I'm going to have a cry now - I'm overcome with emulsion.

[The_Dover]

You mean the White Heterosexual Male Party?

[Hitcher]

Vegetarians. Coming soon to a dining table near you. Just watch the same inexorable advance in choice-limiting legislation controlling what we can eat as we've seen in other areas over recent years. Clearly we can no longer be trusted with our own decisions nor should we be able to take the consequences of decisions and choices we make.

Today, anti-obesity measures. Tomorrow, tofu. Wake up and smell the coffee before that too gets banned.

[Finn]

You mean the White Heterosexual Male Party?

No, that would be considered racist.

[James Deuce]

I didn't spend 2 million years climbing to the top of the food chain, just to eat lentils.

[McJim]

You mean the White Heterosexual Male Party?

Don't be daft - everything is the fault of white heterosexual males before we're even born - white heterosexual males have no community, no support, no assistance and very few of them are benificiaries....it's surprising they even survive past childhood.

Last White Heterosexual Male organisation came to a sticky end in Berlin 1945 didn't it?

[Hitcher]

Last White Heterosexual Male organisation came to a sticky end in Berlin 1945 didn't it?

No. It went to the moon and back in 1969.

[Big Dave]

I didn't spend 2 million years climbing to the top of the food chain, just to eat lentils.



I've seen your pictures - you missed a few links.

[McJim]

No. It went to the moon and back in 1969.

Volkswagen is still going strong too..

[Big Dave]

Heterosexual maleness is its own reward.
It comes without the need of conferences, conventions or concessions for affirmation.

[FilthyLuka]

if meat wasnt meant to be eaten, its wouldnt taste so damn good...

[Mental Trousers]

Bet the damn hippies still suck dick and eat pussy ...... unless they don't wash of course.

[Postie]

what about the vegans??? do they have a festival too??

[Finn]

I've seen your pictures - you missed a few links.

Don't worry Dave, I've found the missing link. It goes by the name of MarkAuckland and frequents KB.

[Hitcher]

what about the vegans??? do they have a festival too??

No. Their sole purpose in life is to wring from it every last drop of enjoyment.

[Animal]

White heterosexual maleness is its own reward.
It comes without the need of conferences, conventions or concessions for affirmation.
Bloody well said, that man!
Thank God we have journalists to find the eloquence we engineers can't!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I bet Helen and her lesbian attache gave them a few million bucks to get some nice chickpea and woodchip samosa's, washed down with vegtarian champagne and orgasmic tea trea juice and have some uppity arse bandit cut their environmentally friendly ribbon.

Vegetarian films? What next? A hare krishna gun festival?

YES AND EVERY CENT CAME FROM ROAD REVENUE

[The_Dover]

Bloody well said, that man!
Thank God we have journalists to find the eloquence we engineers can't!

fuck off, I'm an engineer and I'm eloquent.:spanking:

[Animal]

fuck off, I'm an engineer and I'm eloquent.:spanking:
Yes, thanks for pointing that out, Dover.

[The_Dover]

I hope it was as pleasurable for you as it was for me.

[Animal]

I hope it was as pleasurable for you as it was for me.
Hell, yes. I'm still laughing!

[Finn]

fuck off, I'm an engineer and I'm eloquent.:spanking:

So all we have to work on now is your laziness.

[Big Dave]

Bloody well said, that man!
Thank God we have journalists to find the eloquence we engineers can't!

Edit: Ahhh screw being all humble - yeah I'm hot baby!
Better biker attitude.

(taaa again)

[Big Dave]

So all we have to work on now is your laziness.

I could help him with his interactions with women too.

[McJim]

Bet the damn hippies still suck dick and eat pussy ...... unless they don't wash of course.

Maybe that's the idea - it's one way for vegans to get their daily cheese intake! :rofl:

[The_Dover]

Sorry guys, I fell asleep at my desk.

[sAsLEX]

So when do we get to see the carnivore's film festival?

We're (the Cranivores) a community within this nation. If a cow/sheep/pig can't evolve to work out how to pick the locks and escape surely that's it's fault and it deserves to be eaten. Poor defenceless vegetables can't move, can't defend themselves and are mercilessly slaugthered by cruel cruel hippies.

I'm going to have a cry now - I'm overcome with emulsion.

We are omnivores I like chips with my steak and eggs

[The_Dover]

poof.

vegetables are for poofs. and fat chicks.

[onearmedbandit]

Considering one of the films is about;


Session one will show: USA short film Remembering Bob, about a farm boy's affection for a pig;

I think you're on the money Dover.

[Wolf]

I think a nice bit of salad on the side of the plate next to my steak's a good idea - just in case the steak gets hungry before I've finished eating it.

You know I'm only kidding of course.

Bloody steak wouldn't last long enough to eat a lentil!

And stop hassling vegetarians and vegans, I'm all for people voluntarily placing themselves below me in the food chain - just in case of famine...

[McJim]

We are omnivores I like chips with my steak and eggs

I will shed a tear for the poor little potatoes that sacrificed their lives for your precious chips....never heard of the fucking Atkins Diet?

Omnivores are just another minority group. Wonder what the Omniverous Community has to say about it all?

:rofl:

P/T

[Ixion]

I dispute this deprecation of the vegetable.

Coffee is a vegetable! So is beer !

[The_Dover]

Ok, ok , ok folks.

I will concede that every now and then I do eat my greens.

And boy do those cookies fuck me up. Give me a hellish craving for flesh.

[McJim]

I dispute this deprecation of the vegetable.

Coffee is a vegetable! So is beer !

Nah I'm just against eating the vegetable - smokin' 'em and drinking 'em is fine.

[Ixion]

What's wrong with eating coffee? I do it all day long.

[outlawtorn]

personally I don't like these vegetarians or vegans, I don't enjoy eating what my food eats!

[Scouse]

Don't be daft - everything is the fault of white heterosexual males before we're even born - white heterosexual males have no community, no support, no assistance and very few of them are benificiaries....it's surprising they even survive past childhood.

Last White Heterosexual Male organisation came to a sticky end in Berlin 1945 didn't it?I dont think that Goering would have past the heterosexual male test

[Big Dave]

What's wrong with eating coffee? I do it all day long.


Definitions of rhetorical:
concerned with effect or style of writing and speaking; "a rhetorical question is one asked solely to produce an effect (especially to make an assertion) rather than to elicit a reply"

[McJim]

I dont think that Goering would have past the heterosexual male test

He did...in a way....Himler said "Vould you like to sit ze heterosexual male test?" Goering replied "Nein, I'll pass if I may."

[Ixion]

Definitions of rhetorical:
concerned with effect or style of writing and speaking; "a rhetorical question is one asked solely to produce an effect (especially to make an assertion) rather than to elicit a reply"

Eh? Wotcha mean Willis.

Big McJim said


Nah I'm just against eating the vegetable - smokin' 'em and drinking 'em is fine.


Coffee's a vegetable. I eat it. Wotz rhetorical about that.

[Big Dave]

Eh? Wotcha mean Willis.



It's a rhetorical qvestion - 'What's wrong with eating coffee all day asks self confessed coffeee cruncher with tendency to explode things and a nasty propensity for 2-strokes?'

Cue mirror.

[dawnrazor]

Opening in ponsonby next weekend the Lesbian and vegiterian festival or the VAGITERIAN festival if you prefer :chase:

[SARGE]

fuck off, I'm an engineer and I'm eloquent.:spanking:



wow .. you get to actually drive the train and wear that cool hat ????

sign me up

[The_Dover]

wow .. you get to actually drive the train and wear that cool hat ????

sign me up

Sorry mate, fluent english is a requirement, as is an education beyond primary school.:Pokey:

[Ixion]

It's a rhetorical qvestion - 'What's wrong with eating coffee all day asks self confessed coffeee cruncher with tendency to explode things and a nasty propensity for 2-strokes?'

Cue mirror.


It still don't make sense. Wotz wrong wiv exploding things. Or two strokes. Or coffee? Three rights can't make a wrong.

[Big Dave]

It still don't make sense. Wotz wrong wiv exploding things. Or two strokes. Or coffee? Three rights can't make a wrong.

Yeah - but they do make a left.

[McJim]

Yeah - but they do make a left.

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Big Dave again

LMFAO - didnae see that comment comming..funny....cheers

[Ixion]

Yeah - but they do make a left.

Yeah, that would be me, I'm as far left as you'd want to see. So we're agreed, then. Exploding things is good, two strokes is good and coffee sandwiches is good.

[MattRSK]

I'm going to have a cry now - I'm overcome with emulsion.

Hahaha Bling for that!

[Big Dave]

Yeah, that would be me, I'm as far left as you'd want to see. So we're agreed, then. Exploding things is good, two strokes is good and coffee sandwiches is good.

Obviously works for you, pal.
Chez Ixion rides!

[sAsLEX]

fluent english is a requirement


Umm no it aint!