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The_Dover
3rd October 2006, 14:37
Who wants to come round for a piss up?

Diana Universal Trust Fund
2B Hay's Lane
London
SE1 2HB - United Kingdom

Dear Sir/Madam,

AWARD NOTIFICATION:

We seize this opportunity to inform that you are one of the lucky beneficiaries
of the Estates of Late Princess Diana, the Princess of Wales. Diana Frances
Spencer was born on July 1, 1961 at Park House, the home her parents rented on
the royal family's estate at Sandringham. She died on August 31, 1997 when her
new-found love affair with Emad "Dodi" Fayed, the son of billionaire
businessman Mohamed Al-Fayed, was abruptly ended by a car accident in Paris
while fleeing from paparazzi.

In the announcement of the lucky winners for the prestigious PRINCESS DIANA
UNIVERSAL PROMO for this year, your email address was attached to ticket number
13-2316-5086-477; with serial number A025-09, which drew the lucky numbers:
37-13-34-85-56-87 {Bonus Ball}, and which subsequently won you the lottery in
the 2nd category {match5 plus bonus}. You have already been approved for a lump
sum pay out of $5 Million USD (Five Million US Dollars) in cash credited to file
Ref No. PDUP/67 AO916520567. This is from the yearly royalty received from the
British Parliament in furtherance of the objectives of the foundation.

All the winners in this category A have been assigned a specific financial
institution for immediate payment. The bank that will pay the winners in this
category is located in United States of America {USA}.

All the winners were exclusively selected through a computer-generated ballot
system which electronically picked the matching numbers, all participants were
drawn from 100,000 companies/individuals from Middle East, Australia, New
Zealand, America, Asia, Europe and North America. No ticket was sold.

Your award prize of $5 Million USD is currently on file with the financial
institution in USA while we wait for your feedback to commence the transfer
process. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we advise you to keep
your winning information confidential until your claim is processed and the
money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This
is part of our security protocol to avoid double-claiming or other unscrupulous
acts by some disgruntled unlucky participants of this program.

Other numerous charity promotions that we currently execute can be found by
clicking on this link;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3664654.stm

In order to update your file and enable our payment agents to with the approval
and issuance of your check, we request that you should provide the following
information;

******************************************
Your full names & address
Your telephone & fax numbers
Date of Birth
Your occupation/business
Your business address
*******************************************

At this juncture, we finally congratulate and welcome you into the happy union
of the friends and well-wishers of late Princess Diana, a woman of
distinction, who whether in good times and bad, she never lost her capacity to
smile and laugh, nor to inspire others with her warmth and kindness.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.

Sincerely,

Rev. Tom Lee
Lotto Director
Diana Universal Trust Fund

NB: Please direct all enquiries and comments to the lottery Director through
any of the means as enumerated above.

Big Dave
3rd October 2006, 14:45
I've had a note from a very nice man in Nigeria who has some fabby ideas on how to get even richer - and then the ANZ and Westpac have been insistent that I send them details for accounts i don't have - just to keep it all safe.

I share your joy.

John Banks
3rd October 2006, 14:47
Fuck, that's nothing - did you know that hot lesbians want my huge rod now? All they want in return is my credit card number.

The_Dover
3rd October 2006, 14:48
does this mean I shouldn't have sent this guy all my personal and financial details?

onearmedbandit
3rd October 2006, 14:49
...late Princess Diana, a woman of
distinction, who whether in good times and bad, she never lost her capacity to smile and laugh, ....

Bet ya she did when she saw that support pole coming towards her at 80mph!

McJim
3rd October 2006, 14:52
It was her french chauffeur that proved conclusively "Mercedes Bends" wasn't it?

Harry33
3rd October 2006, 14:53
Dam I wish I was that lucky lol. All I ever get is emails from banks wanting my logins: password etc.

The_Dover
3rd October 2006, 15:05
Did you know that they are closing the tunnel and turning it into a retail store?

It's gonna be called Mercs and Spencers.

inlinefour
3rd October 2006, 15:08
Sounds too good to be true, ask them to send you a bank cheque in your name. I have a family member who got stung by that Nigerian scam. He was told and told again but still went it and lost enough money to buy a new k7. Good luck dover...

Finn
3rd October 2006, 15:14
Princess Diana is dead?

Ixion
3rd October 2006, 15:18
Who is Princess Diana ?

Finn
3rd October 2006, 15:19
Who is Princess Diana ?

Welcome to KB. Enjoy.

The_Dover
3rd October 2006, 15:24
didn't Michael Jackson sing a song about her? she was a dirty bitch.

Lias
3rd October 2006, 15:24
She was the slapper who couldnt keep charles happy in bed then ran off with a raghead terrorist.

Finn
3rd October 2006, 15:33
She was the slapper who couldnt keep charles happy in bed then ran off with a raghead terrorist.

Yeah, their corner dairy ain't too shabby is it?

onearmedbandit
3rd October 2006, 15:40
Queenie thinks it is, she took her royal insignia off their wall.

Postie
3rd October 2006, 15:51
Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we advise you to keep
your winning information confidential......


oh Dover, now you have gone and breached their terms, you are poor again

Mental Trousers
3rd October 2006, 15:59
Apparently this guy (http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/) is the luckiest man in the world because these chaps from Nigeria keep telling him he's won stuff etc.

Mental Trousers
3rd October 2006, 16:01
It was her french chauffeur that proved conclusively "Mercedes Bends" wasn't it?
It only takes a bottle of red to make Mercedes bend in all sorts of directions ..... the dirty, flexible little ho.

McJim
3rd October 2006, 16:05
It only takes a bottle of red to make Mercedes bend in all sorts of directions ..... the dirty, flexible little ho.

Cool - I LIKE flexibubble - where's the nearest liquor store.....

Swoop
3rd October 2006, 19:52
You have already been approved for a lump
sum pay out of $5 Million USD (Five Million US Dollars) in cash
Is that all???

I have turned down 1.13 Billion this year alone..:whistle:

Smorg
4th October 2006, 10:34
that address is just round the corner from me...............is that why you called me princess big boy?