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pyrocam
4th October 2006, 09:35
I hate em, disgusting.

but I am still impressed with this effort:

43302

how the hell did they get up there to paint that!?!


larger version below:

sAsLEX
4th October 2006, 09:39
I have the perfect solution:

1: Find a nice prominant wall somewhere
2: Coat in nice fresh easy to spray paint on white paint
3: Put a small red dot on it
4: Move about 300m away
5: Sit and wait
6: Aim you shot and if something accidentally walks infront of your red dot.....opps

Finn
4th October 2006, 09:43
They might have used PhotoShop.

Hey, I like your signature. Are you speaking from experience?

McJim
4th October 2006, 09:51
All that effort to write on the high billboard and they couldn't even write anything that anyone could read...seems we have a self solving problem with the taggers - they're so illiterate they can no longer write.

"Look at duh pritty pick-chure wot I hev drawed on der wall bro' - all dem peeple mus' think me's cool...dey not be laffin' at how fick I am no more."

The_Dover
4th October 2006, 09:52
looks like bored firemen to me.

placidfemme
4th October 2006, 09:54
I hate em, disgusting.

but I am still impressed with this effort:

43302

how the hell did they get up there to paint that!?!


larger version below:

Dunno bout the taggers, but every morning there is a green/white bike parked behind that sign... I'd imagine it belongs to someone at the tyre place as I've seen an Honda parked in there a few times...

SARGE
4th October 2006, 09:59
wasnt that kid killed on Dominion road on top of the Rocknasium (http://subs.nzherald.co.nz/location/story.cfm?l_id=117&ObjectID=10383732) building in the process of tagging ??


fell 20 meters or something and landed in the middle of Dom road..

darwinism at its finest :2thumbsup

Swoop
4th October 2006, 10:11
Teen who fell may have been tagging theatre

Saturday May 27, 2006
By Louisa Cleave

"Jesse Moimoi had "cleared his head" and was trying to figure out his path in life"
Guess the path led down the hill somewhat...



I wonder what he was using to clear his head with... Was there a plastic bag near the spraycan???

I like Darwin:hug:

kickingzebra
4th October 2006, 10:23
One of my life long ambitions is to catcha little wanker in the act, and break each and every one of their stupid little fingers.

A mate of mine (whose parents still are FOBs 30 plus years later) was building a fence for his dad in otara. Nice new shiney fence, he had just finished it, and caught some twat trying to tag it. Grabbed him, took him out back of the house by the umu, (apparently all islanders (with umus) keep a machete on top, for cutting the taro etc) put his hand up as if to grab the machete, and tells his Dad he is gonna cut the fingers off.
Dum shit kid craps his daks, and funnily enough (as of last time I heard) The fence is still graffiti free.

The street kids like drugs and marker pens huh? how about a can of spraypaint with a nail through it up the arse? feckin little morons. (and some not so little, caught a 30 year old at it once, on a nice new concrete fottpath we had just poured. Fired his arse. Wanker.

Filterer
4th October 2006, 12:02
One of my life long ambitions is to catcha little wanker in the act, and break each and every one of their stupid little fingers.

Used to always have tagging on our fence until a certain incident

Was walking home late one night and past a couple of "homies" walking down opposite sides of the road at about 2am, when they spotted me one of them did a little whistle to the other and I knew something was up...

Entered my house on the other road (its on a cnr) so they couldnt see me. Went into my room, peekd out of curtain for a while but no game so I got changed and went to bed, about 2 mins later i hear the sound of a can being shaken reallly quielty, got my old man up and asked him if he wanted to catch some bastards tagging and he was like hell yea!

So he got up , unofrtuanlty they saw a light come on so we lost the element of surprise somewhat and I ended up having to run out in just my boxers and a t-shirt.

Dad nailed one up agaisnt the wall and I chased the one doing a runna, unfortuanlty the range on the cordless phone started to give up and I was on the line to the cops so i gave up chase but the guy had thrown away his spray can.

Cops said they were really busy and it took them 30 min to turn up, in the mean time we stodd about a foot away from him and him agiasnt the wall, at one point he even had the check to say "I dont even know why im waiting here" and my old man said Cos otherwise im going to be sitting on top of you with your face the the pavement.He shut up after that.

When the cops finally turned up he couldn't understand why they were taking him away, his defence being that he didnt have the spray can at the time he was busted :2thumbsup

Unfortuanlty I think he managed to use his diversion...:weep:

I HATE "bad boy" epsom kids fuckers

Filterer
4th October 2006, 12:05
Altough Finns acident story was way better!

WRT
4th October 2006, 12:11
It's simple, any trained monkey can get up there, just look at the face on the billboard below it if you dont believe me!

Big Dave
4th October 2006, 15:02
They stopped doing my fence since I started adding to their work.

kickingzebra
4th October 2006, 15:13
They stopped doing my fence since I started adding to their work.
Magic mate, I'm loving your work... maybe you wanna contract to the council to continue the good run!!

thehollowmen
4th October 2006, 15:16
one of the most prolific taggers in dunedin did this level with the top of a lamp post:

<img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/thehollowmen/pic/0002h73s">

That over that stone wall is a sheer drop down.

Not me, I took a heap of photos because people didn't believe how prolific this arsehole is, until they start looking for it.

SpankMe
4th October 2006, 15:18
Fuckers should be lined up against a wall naked and shot with paintball guns.

thehollowmen
4th October 2006, 15:34
Fuckers should be lined up against a wall naked and shot with paintball guns.

Forget the paintball guns, shotgun cartrages filled with leather offcuts ;-)

BuFfY
4th October 2006, 17:33
Did you hear about the lil buggers who tagged the Glow worm caves in Waitomo?

Now that is disgusting and is something that can not be simply painted over.

The paint had seeped into the porous rock and has wrecked the caves forever

$5000 reward from cops if you know anything

*tisk tisk*

Swoop
4th October 2006, 17:41
Forget the paintball guns, shotgun cartrages filled with leather offcuts ;-)
rock salt.......

sunhuntin
4th October 2006, 17:47
Did you hear about the lil buggers who tagged the Glow worm caves in Waitomo?

Now that is disgusting and is something that can not be simply painted over.

The paint had seeped into the porous rock and has wrecked the caves forever

$5000 reward from cops if you know anything

*tisk tisk*

yeh, i heard about that....mental pricks!! should do something to them that will destroy their bloodline for a few generations, show em what its like. [minor dose of agent orange?]

sAsLEX
4th October 2006, 17:56
rock salt.......

I think a little lead wouldn't hurt them
<img src=http://www.nrapublications.org/tah/images/slugs8.jpg>


oh and some freindly adivce from an american

Shotgun slugs are dangerously over penetrative for most home defense scenarios. (You have no right to endanger your neighbors.) I suggest that, inside of a domicile, #4 buckshot is usually a more appropriate defensive shotgun load.

kro
4th October 2006, 18:31
I caught taggers doing my fence in Hillsborough a few years back, and tagged them, and their rather costly Hilfiger jackets, and Converse hi-tops. Little fuckers never returned.

Street Gerbil
5th October 2006, 08:57
I wish the government would practice something like a hydraulic injection gun (http://dir.yahoo.com/Business_and_Economy/Business_to_Business/Health_Care/Equipment_and_Supplies/Needle_Free_Injection_Devices/) filled with solution of capiscine (possibly mixed with non-toxic paint) applied to perpetrators' rear parts :spanking:

McJim
5th October 2006, 09:25
It's very gratifying to hear about stories where they get caught and to fantasise about what we'll do if we can catch them but best practice is to overpaint or remove the tag AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. If their tag doesn't last they lose heart - I've got about 20metres of 6 foot wooden fence down one side on my garden - it's painted Green and I always have a fresh bucket available just in case. sometimes it may take 4 or 5 attempts before they lose heart but they do lose heart and move on.

Now that's out of the way I can tell you about the one I caught, removed all his appendages with a blunt saw and disposed of the body using Hydrochloric Acid and an old steel bath tub so there were no witnesses.........P/T

Ixion
5th October 2006, 10:48
Hydrochloric acid won't work, you need sulphuric. HCl won't lyse the flesh. And you can't use a steel bathtub, it needs to be enamelled (make sure there are no chips or cracks)

You'll still end up with several bucketfuls of sludge, teeth and odds and ends. to dispose of. Bear in mind that modern DNA analysis will be able to identify the person from this residue. I'd suggest incinerating it.

sAsLEX
5th October 2006, 10:50
Hydrochloric acid won't work, you need sulphuric.

Nah pigs are easier to get and explain, just always keep em a little hungry

McJim
5th October 2006, 10:51
Hydrochloric acid won't work, you need sulphuric.

Easy enough said but where can I get my hands on vanadium pentoxide?

I can easily get a mixture of Hydrochloric and Butanoic Acid...Alternatively Coca Cola does the job in 3 days.....

SARGE
5th October 2006, 11:30
god .. you guys do shit the hard way.. living on an island like we do that is surrounded by VERY deep water and with the availability of chain link fence and cinder blocks ...


not that i have put alot of thought into this .. :whistle:

Rogue Rider
5th October 2006, 11:53
I remember when I lived in Pakaranga seeing some taggers violating a bus stop. A guy on a bike stopped and told them to F.Off, the taggers then gang banged this guy who turned out to be an 80 year old man. Me and my off sider then started the car did a big wheelie which got there attention then he charged as though to ram raid them. The main idiot instead of jumping out of the way jumped straight into our path and got nailed. The other 2 high tailed quick smart. We don't know what happened to the guy we hit, he got up and hopped limpingly over the fence, all we heard was a crash and a yelp as he fell from the top and down the bank. The Old guy was ok but shaken. These little shites get off virtually scott free when caught, I rwackon vigilanty justice is the way, someone has to discipline children who misbeahve, if not there parents, bonnets, and wheels will suffice.:Pokey:

vifferman
5th October 2006, 11:57
I hate em, disgusting.

but I am still impressed with this effort:

FFS!
What a pharkin WASTED effort.
If they were going to go to all that trouble, why not do something artistic, instead of some cretinous scribble?!?

Tagging - especially of this sort - is nothing more than sub-neanderthallian territory marking of the sort that dogs and tomcats do.
"Look, Bro - I pissed on that sign, hur hur...."

Hitcher
5th October 2006, 12:02
They stopped doing my fence since I started adding to their work.

This is just the best. I've dined out on this since the first time it was posted. I even convinced a Little Old Lady (TM) in Levenes a couple of months ago that a pink spray bomb was a better solution for her than was the container of graffiti remover she was contemplating.

Animal
5th October 2006, 14:03
Several years ago, someone I know really well (but won't name) caught two of these malicious young wank-stains tagging a power sub-station outside his property in Palmerston North. Maybe it was rage, maybe just a lucky punch but he managed to anaesthetize one of them instantly. He grabbed and then proceded to knock the crap out of the other, who saw an opportunity to escape and took off like his arse was on fire. The enraged citizen then proceded to empty the can of blue spray paint over the still-unconscious yob lying on the footpath. The escapee called the cops who arrived within a minute at most to investigate the reported "assault". The cop (Cronin?) had a huge laugh at the smurf-looking arsehole now slowly coming around on the footpath, then informed the escapee that no, there wouldn't be any charges laid, and that he'd do well to simply fuck off back home. Smurf boy was taken home by the cops - whose parents reportedly gave him another bloody good hiding. Of the two, I guess one of them was put right off tagging that night.

pyrocam
5th October 2006, 15:22
FFS!
What a pharkin WASTED effort.
If they were going to go to all that trouble, why not do something artistic, instead of some cretinous scribble?!?

Tagging - especially of this sort - is nothing more than sub-neanderthallian territory marking of the sort that dogs and tomcats do.
"Look, Bro - I pissed on that sign, hur hur...."

what a shame for our tagger
43382

all that effort really paid off!

Big Dave
5th October 2006, 15:55
This is just the best. I've dined out on this since the first time it was posted. I even convinced a Little Old Lady (TM) in Levenes a couple of months ago that a pink spray bomb was a better solution for her than was the container of graffiti remover she was contemplating.

My first ever job was as an office boy at the Sydney Morning Herald. 8 or 16 hours every Saturday - right through through School* - 'BOY!' - Running copy, telex machines and lining up at the canteen.
After the train to get there I used have to walk the long Subway under Central railway station. Best part of a km underground and adorned with graffiti with 'added value'.

Someone had penned halfway up the tiled, semicircular walls and roof:
'My mother made me a homosexual'
to which someone had added
'If I buy the wool will she make me one too?'

and someone had written several hundred times 'God rolls his own.'
"then why did he invent Marlboroughs.' Was just near where the Scientologists used to 'survey' people.

The (insert tag name here) 'is gay' or prone to an assortment of STD's were abundant too.


* 7th grade was the toughest 3 years of my life.