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Colapop

5th October 2006, 21:34

Problem Is People Kept Taking Him Food When He Was Imoblie , They Shoulda Left Him In His Bed With No Food Till He Lost Weight , But He Died Good Fucken Luck
HOLY SHIT!!!
I AGREE WITH WINJA??!!??!! Damn straight once he became immobile he would have lost weight if nobody brought him food.

SixPackBack

5th October 2006, 21:35

Darwin is God.....:cool:

Hitcher

5th October 2006, 21:35

its gotta be more complicated than all eating & no exercise .. he was big from a youngster

Bodyweight is directly proportional to the calories that go down one's throat. If you eat more than your metabolism burns and you are able to shit away, you will gain weight. There's a law of thermodynamics along those lines. And please don't pursue the "big bones" myth.

SuperDave

5th October 2006, 21:37

759lb is 345kg. That's about three Hitchers bolted together. What a terrible thought...

Or 5.75 of me. :lol:

crashe

5th October 2006, 21:39

Can anyone translate that weight into stones and pounds.

Thanks.

Maha

5th October 2006, 21:42

Can anyone translate that weight into stones and pounds.

Thanks.

53 stone, how would you like to pillion that lot?......:2thumbsup

Hitcher

5th October 2006, 21:43

Can anyone translate that weight into stones and pounds.

Thanks.

New Zealand is supposed to be metric. It has been legal since 1972. How will we ever change if people continue to faff around weighing babies in pounds and ounces and All Blacks in stones and pounds? Let it go.

Or you could divide by 14.

chanceyy

5th October 2006, 21:43

Bodyweight is directly proportional to the calories that go down one's throat. If you eat more than your metabolism burns and you are able to shit away, you will gain weight. There's a law of thermodynamics along those lines. And please don't pursue the "big bones" myth.

lol correct hitcher .. & eating all that processed crap is not healthy ..

It does come down to personal responsibility .. something that I have been working on over the last couple of months ..

& loose clothing is telling the story :D lifestyle changes :lol:

oh yeah sorry winja .. you seen an old pic :lol:, but its still me .. I can handle being "big" but being fit & active is my main aim ;)

WINJA

5th October 2006, 21:45

lol correct hitcher .. & eating all that processed crap is not healthy ..

It does come down to personal responsibility .. something that I have been working on over the last couple of months ..

& loose clothing is telling the story :D lifestyle changes :lol:

oh yeah sorry winja .. you seen an old pic :lol:, but its still me .. I can handle being "big" but being fit & active is my main aim ;)

AND DO YOU THINK IM SLIM?

crashe

5th October 2006, 21:46

New Zealand is supposed to be metric. It has been legal since 1972. How will we ever change if people continue to faff around weighing babies in pounds and ounces and All Blacks in stones and pounds? Let it go.

Or you could divide by 14.

I like to know what it is in Stones and pounds....
I just cant convert over.. have tried but it just dont work.... :whistle:

It just makes more sense when one reads weights in stones and lbs ...........

I mean we still buy a lb of butter.....

Colapop

5th October 2006, 21:47

AND DO YOU THINK IM SLIM?Umm ... yes..? It's just loose clothing right?

chanceyy

5th October 2006, 21:47

AND DO YOU THINK IM SLIM?

dunno what you are .. never seen a pic .. :Pokey:

crashe

5th October 2006, 21:49

53 stone

Thank you, thank you.........
Shit that is a lot..........
He must have been the heavest man in the world........

chanceyy

5th October 2006, 21:52

Thank you, thank you.........
Shit that is a lot..........
He must have been the heavest man in the world........

& dead @ 39 ...

WINJA

5th October 2006, 21:58

dunno what you are .. never seen a pic .. :Pokey:

120KG , BUT I CAN RUN AND WORK AND CARRY AN OXY/ACET UP 10 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS,ALSO IM A GOOD ROOTER

chanceyy

5th October 2006, 22:00

120KG , BUT I CAN RUN AND WORK AND CARRY AN OXY/ACET UP 10 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS,ALSO IM A GOOD ROOTER

lmfao .. to much info winja .. but is that your opinion or the mrs opinion ?

WINJA

5th October 2006, 22:01

lmfao .. to much info winja .. but is that your opinion or the mrs opinion ?

MY MRS OPINION , BUT PRIOR TO THAT IT WAS ALSO YOUR MUMS OPINION

Colapop

5th October 2006, 22:02

120KG ,
yeah but what height are ya?

WINJA

5th October 2006, 22:04

yeah but what height are ya?

5 FT 9 OR SOMETHING

Ixion

5th October 2006, 22:06

New Zealand is supposed to be metric. It has been legal since 1972. How will we ever change if people continue to faff around weighing babies in pounds and ounces and All Blacks in stones and pounds? Let it go.

Or you could divide by 14.

Pssahh. They never asked me. Just cos it's legal doesn't make it sensible . Another damn silly idea, like meddling with the money.

Everybody knows what a 6 foot 14 stone guy looks like. But in metricrap, who knows. Y' read the police reports, they're looking for a 150 squigglemeter dude. Are they after a dwarf or a giant, no idea.

The old way worked perfectly well, there was no reason to change. Pounds, pence, feet, inches ,ells, fathoms, yards, drachms ,minims, chains, perches , everybody understood what they were and where things stood. Now noone has any idea.

1972 indeed. A mere 34 years. What's that, nothing. Come back and see me about it after 600 years, maybe.

Colapop

5th October 2006, 22:06

Meh, 120 aint that bad. If you were 5" tall now that would be different. I'm 122 at the mo (& 6'3" ish)

chanceyy

5th October 2006, 22:07

MY MRS OPINION , BUT PRIOR TO THAT IT WAS ALSO YOUR MUMS OPINION

Ya gotta be mistaken ... muh mum is not into younger boys .. she been with the old man for over 55 + yrs ...

& he manages to keep her satisfied ;)

WINJA

5th October 2006, 22:07

Meh, 120 aint that bad. If you were 5" tall now that would be different. I'm 122 at the mo (& 6'3" ish)

YOUR A POWER LIFTER OR SOMETHING AYE

Colapop

5th October 2006, 22:10

chanceyy

5th October 2006, 22:15

Or something... Point is; I'm not slim and I'm heavy. People gotta understand it's about bodyfat % not weight. Me (just to pre-empt the question) I'm at about20% or so at the mo. And muscle weighs more than fat -just tell people it's unassigned muscle!

yeah good point cola .. & same as me .. & i am a shade under 6' was real suprised when doc & gym did the body fat thing .. I am only 4 % over the ideal for woman .. suprised the hell outta me ..

like that unassigned muscle :lol: :2thumbsup

The_Dover

5th October 2006, 23:58

Or something... Point is; I'm not slim and I'm heavy. People gotta understand it's about bodyfat % not weight. Me (just to pre-empt the question) I'm at about20% or so at the mo. And muscle weighs more than fat -just tell people it's unassigned muscle!

20%??? so you're a fat prick?? worse than WINJA.

He's just tons of fun. I've never been more than 17% adn that was when pies were part of the NHS.

No wonder you need the RF!! C'mon Col, the missus may have forgiven you but you can still make the effort you tubby bitch.:buggerd:

Edbear

6th October 2006, 05:44

. Come back and see me about it after 600 years, maybe.

You're on!:2thumbsup

Lou Girardin

6th October 2006, 05:50

its gotta be more complicated than all eating & no exercise .. he was big from a youngster

Yeah, he's just 'big boned'.
Big, wobbling, jiggling, lard filled bones.

chanceyy

6th October 2006, 06:13

Yeah, he's just 'big boned'.
Big, wobbling, jiggling, lard filled bones.

he could not get away with that ... hopefully its spurred the other guy nathan to get his weight under control cause he was looking at his future

Finn

6th October 2006, 07:34

dunno what you are .. never seen a pic .. :Pokey:

WINJA is built for comfort not speed.

Finn

6th October 2006, 07:39

He's just tons of fun. I've never been more than 17% adn that was when pies were part of the NHS.

I think your confusing fat to the percentage of alchohol in your body lard arse. Next time you're over I'll put you on our scales that measure fat % (I don't know how it does it but it works)

Hitcher

6th October 2006, 08:11

I mean we still buy a lb of butter.....

You haven't bought a "pound" of butter since the mid-1970s since when butter has been packed in 500g blocks. You may well call it a pound and ask for a pound, but what you get given, pay for and take home isn't. Ditto for "pints" in pubs and other archaic conventions.

FlangMasterJ

6th October 2006, 08:27

Big bones.........covered in meat and gravy!

I was more grossed out by his sister more than anything. She was diobolical!

WINJA

6th October 2006, 08:33

Or something... Point is; I'm not slim and I'm heavy. People gotta understand it's about bodyfat % not weight. Me (just to pre-empt the question) I'm at about20% or so at the mo. And muscle weighs more than fat -just tell people it's unassigned muscle!

GOT A GOOD POWER LIFTING STORY , SOME GUY ON A ZX10 PULLED UP AND PARKED WITH US , HIS BIKE WAS SLIGHTLY IN THE WRONG PLACE BUT ONLY BY A FEW CENTERMETERS, IM NOT EXACTLY A PUSSY BUT SOME HEAVY TATOOED DUDE AND HIS MATE CAME OVER AFTER ABOUT 30 MINUTES AND SAID IS THAT YOUR FUCKEN BIKE IM GONNA PUSH IT OVER , REALLY I SAID ITS NOT MINE ITS THE GUY BEHIND YOU NOW BEAR IN MIND THIS GUY WAS FULL OF ABUSE AND GETTING WOUND UP CAUSE IM SMILING HE TURNS AROUND AND THERES SOME HUGE AS POWER LFTING GUY WHO SAYS WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY BIKE THE TATOOED PRICK SAYS , HI SIR I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU COULD MOVE YOUR BIKE JUST A LITTLE , AND THEN THERES ME SAYING NO YOU DIDNT YOU WERE GONNA KICK IT OVER GO ON KICK IT OVER , THE TATTOED PRICK DID A RUNNER FOR THE SAFETY OF HIS 10 OR SO OTHER MATES WHEN THIS GUY SORTA PICKED HIS BIKE UP SIDE ON AND SPUN IT AROUND, PISSED MY SELF LAUGHING

Ixion

6th October 2006, 08:36

You haven't bought a "pound" of butter since the mid-1970s since when butter has been packed in 500g blocks. You may well call it a pound and ask for a pound, but what you get given, pay for and take home isn't. Ditto for "pints" in pubs and other archaic conventions.
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That is another complaint I have about your metrinonsense. When I ask for a pint, I expect a PINT. Whereas, depending on the establishment I will get either more than a pint (and will the pub pay the fine if their selling me more booze than I ask for leads to my exceeding the limit), or less than a pint , in which case I am manifestly swindled and defrauded.

There is no good at all comes of your metrinonsense. Even on the road it stuffs things up. I once had some young puppy of a policeman try to tell me I was speeding. Utter nonsense, Nana NEVER speeds. I pointed to the nearby sign , which quite clearly showed "100". And told him that I had indeed been watching my speedometer, and it had scarely gone beyond "70", and had definately not reached "80". So I was certainly not speeding, and was indeed well under the speed limit.

He tried to bamboozle me with a lot of humbug about 100 not being 100 and 70 not being 70 and a load of nonsense about squigglemeters per tittilation. I stuck to my ground that 70 is less than 100 in any system. And finally got sent on my way with a (totally unjustified) warning.

Damn young puppy, trying to take advantage of an old man.

Colapop

6th October 2006, 09:05

20%??? so you're a fat prick?? worse than WINJA.
He's just tons of fun. I've never been more than 17% adn that was when pies were part of the NHS.
No wonder you need the RF!! C'mon Col, the missus may have forgiven you but you can still make the effort you tubby bitch.:buggerd:Yeah I'm on the up side of the scales and I aint mad about it. I'm back at the gym after a 4 1/2 month layoff. The totals are down a bit but It won't take long.

GOT A GOOD POWER LIFTING STORY ...*words*... PISSED MY SELF LAUGHING
I would've too! Sorta did that to the RF the other day...

SARGE

6th October 2006, 09:25

im about 6' and 255 pounds .. ( 116kg)..lost 4 kg in the last month but still carrying weight i dont want ..mostly around the midsection.. dont care really.. im good to go

when i die, i'll have a Big Mac in one hand , a Donut in the other , a beer on the table in front of me and a cigar in my mouth and i'll go out happy and satisfied, not starving and pissed off

Salads are what food eats

SpeedyGirl

6th October 2006, 10:21

Yeah I'm on the up side of the scales and I aint mad about it. I'm back at the gym after a 4 1/2 month layoff. The totals are down a bit but It won't take long.

I think you are just a cutie anyway Col!!! :banana:

The_Dover

6th October 2006, 10:29

I think your confusing fat to the percentage of alchohol in your body lard arse. Next time you're over I'll put you on our scales that measure fat % (I don't know how it does it but it works)

They're shit and inaccurate as they work on the electrical resistance of fat vs muscle based on water content.

As the alcohol % in my body is so high they'd be even less accurate.

The most accurate way to measure body fat is with the calipers and skin fold test. It's surprising because even when I shed about 15kg and built up a load more muscle when playing rugby I only went from 17% to 14%.

I was gutted.

Beemer

6th October 2006, 10:32

I looked at him and thought "ain't no way he got like that by himself" - he couldn't even move out of the bed for god's sake! His wife, sister and other people must have been feeding him for years. He could stand when he met his wife (they showed the god-awful wedding photo) so he obviously got heavier since then and was confined to bed.

When I heard him in hospital saying he didn't like the food and he wanted hamburgers, I thought "die you fat prick, die" - whoops, he did!

And as for the wife, shit, I didn't know David Lange had a twin sister! And the guy's sister - if that ain't retarded, I don't know what is.

I was absolutely disgusted watching that, there's big and there's fat -and then there is morbidly obese.

McJim

6th October 2006, 10:36

The most accurate way to measure body fat is with the calipers and skin fold test. It's surprising because even when I shed about 15kg and built up a load more muscle when playing rugby I only went from 17% to 14%.

You've just got fat skin...

I've gone from 105kg down to 88kg since getting the bike - this is coz it's a 250 and was slow as fuck with a fat bastard sitting on it...I'm about 6 foot which is 1 metre something in metric I'm told.

Finn

6th October 2006, 10:36

It's surprising because even when I shed about 15kg and built up a load more muscle when playing rugby I only went from 17% to 14%.

That's because Rugby is a stupid sport and has a dumbing down of ones intelligence. Scientific research has proven that over time, it turns brain matter into fat. Just keep spending time with me. I can reverse this for you.

How to upset the greater NZ populous in one paragraph, by Finn.

The_Dover

6th October 2006, 10:37

you can't even spell you fucken dwarf.

Lissa

6th October 2006, 10:38

I missed it .. damn it. Did he die?

Hitcher

6th October 2006, 10:40

I'm about 6 foot which is 1 metre something in metric I'm told.

You have been told correctly. 6 feet is exactly 1 metre something.

Finn

6th October 2006, 10:40

you can't even spell you fucken dwarf.

Good spotting. See, it's working already.

McJim

6th October 2006, 10:48

That's because Rugby is a stupid sport and has a dumbing down of ones intelligence. Scientific research has proven that over time, it turns brain matter into fat. Just keep spending time with me. I can reverse this for you.

How to upset the greater NZ populous in one paragraph, by Finn.

Playing rugby badly however can greatly increase you intelligence. Look at the Scotland squads of the 80's and 90's - mainly Doctors and Lawyers.

Dover is a fine example of why you should never allow engineers to play rugby.

Ixion

6th October 2006, 11:03

And, for a look at the reverse of the coin:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3819529a11,00.html

You fat nazis have a lot to answer for! Buggering up the lives of little girls.

SARGE

6th October 2006, 11:05

That's because Rugby is a stupid sport and has a dumbing down of ones intelligence. Scientific research has proven that over time, it turns brain matter into fat. Just keep spending time with me. I can reverse this for you.

How to upset the greater NZ populous in one paragraph, by Finn.

i heard knocks to the head were good for you ... just look at Mohammed Ali.. he's a complete success

Fishy

6th October 2006, 11:07

The most accurate way to measure body fat is with the calipers and skin fold test.

Incorrect Mr Dover, the most direct and accurate way to measue body composition is to disect someones body into all the fat, skin, muscle etc.... but its highly inconvenient.

Next is all indirect testing methods such as measuring your body underwater using a machine worth $$$$$ or using a bodpod and other things like that.

Then further down the scale is skinfolds, its an estimate of an estimate but yes it is more accurate than the machine Finn mentions.

I have a set of skinfold calipers which I use on my clients if you want me to measure you up?.

They're shit and inaccurate as they work on the electrical resistance of fat vs muscle based on water content.

Yep bang on, these are used in prodominantly larger gyms where they try to get the testing done on clients quickly as they want to put more and more new clients through the prescreen and testing. Not very accurate but easy and fast to use.

It's surprising because even when I shed about 15kg and built up a load more muscle when playing rugby I only went from 17% to 14%.

Not surprising mate, the majority of your training would have been more focussed on anaerobic training where the body doesn't use fat as a fuel.

Swoop

6th October 2006, 11:09

The old way worked perfectly well, there was no reason to change. Pounds, pence, feet, inches ,ells, fathoms, yards, drachms ,minims, chains, perches , everybody understood what they were and where things stood. Now noone has any idea.
Bring back the Cubit!

Yeah, he's just 'big boned'.
Big, wobbling, jiggling, lard filled bones.
Yup, we all have the same chassi inside us.

How to upset the greater NZ populous in one paragraph, by Finn.
I do not see a problem with your statement. Pointy ball game = *yawn*...

Colapop

6th October 2006, 11:17

The most accurate way to measure body fat is with the calipers and skin fold test. ...
Sort of.. Hydrostatic body composition testing is considered to be the 'gold' standard of fat testing. Bio-Electric Impedance Analysis (conductivity analysis) is considered to be relatively accurate, but it is dependant on conditions. That means the store scales aren't that accurate but properly adminstered it is accurate. Skin fold testing is the next best most comprehensive method.
Incidentally average bodyfat contents considered to be healthy are in the range of;
15-20% for men
21-26% for women.

Having too little bodyfat has as many health issues associated with it as having too much.

The_Dover

6th October 2006, 11:25

they just say it's higher for bitches to make the fat ones feel better

Str8 Jacket

6th October 2006, 12:10

21-26% for women.

Really?!! Im under that by quite a bit but when I combine my body weight and height on one of those BMI thingees it say's that im just in the "overweight" category. So that doesnt work?! Does it?

The Pastor

6th October 2006, 12:36

I find millimeters alot better to work in than inches. Espially for small stuff.

The_Dover

6th October 2006, 12:37

like your cock you mean?

Str8 Jacket

6th October 2006, 12:40

like your cock you mean?

Is there such thing as negative millimeteres on a ruler?

jonbuoy

6th October 2006, 12:53

Shocking, how much food would you have to eat to get that big? He must lay some enormous turds, they use a mini skip for a bed pan? Like a pale Jabba the Hutt.

McJim

6th October 2006, 12:59

Is there such thing as negative millimeteres on a ruler?

Yep - if your're using it to measure genitalia as mentioned by the Dover. negative millimetres just means you had to 'insert' the ruler to get the measurement.

Sorry - was that too much info?

Str8 Jacket

6th October 2006, 13:06

Yep - if your're using it to measure genitalia as mentioned by the Dover. negative millimetres just means you had to 'insert' the ruler to get the measurement.

Sorry - was that too much info?

No, not TMI. Thats exactly what I was meaning... Is there such a thing as inverted milimeters?

Colapop

6th October 2006, 15:33

You can invert them if you want but they're still millimetres.

Jonny Rotten

6th October 2006, 15:42

see what happens when you eat to many pies...... (swanny)

eating one pie is the same as eating one pound (454 grams) of butter ......

mmmmm yum

LilSel

6th October 2006, 15:53

Manuel Uribe, 40, who weight 550 kilos (1210 Pounds) and suffers a morbid obesity (that can finish in death) for almost 20 years, in his bed 17 January 2006 in San Nicolas de la Garza, Nuevo Leon state. The illness has deformed his body and it forces it to remain in his house until to find a solution that at the moment, the doctors are not able to offer to him.

:sick:

Colapop

6th October 2006, 16:33

He could have lip stapling surgery...

chanceyy

6th October 2006, 17:13

Big bones.........covered in meat and gravy!

I was more grossed out by his sister more than anything. She was diobolical!

gawd them two woman have never heard of bra's

gotta agree with the comment re his sister .. not to many bob in the head .. mind you someone mentioned today the parents were first cousins ... :( now i am sure thats illegal .. unless your in the south (USA) guess thats the norm there :lol: :spanking: :whistle:

Madness

6th October 2006, 17:27

No, not TMI. Thats exactly what I was meaning... Is there such a thing as inverted milimeters?

Try Microns, they're tiny.

As for the fat guys sister..... Immediate soft-on at the thought of it.

Ixion

6th October 2006, 18:02

Enough already , petals. Insults is only allowed if they're clever or funny. the infractometer is ticking

chanceyy

6th October 2006, 18:09

Enough already , petals. Insults is only allowed if they're clever or funny. the infractometer is ticking

sorry Ixion .. settles down with a drink ;)

The_Dover

6th October 2006, 18:22

Enough already , petals. Insults is only allowed if they're clever or funny. the infractometer is ticking

sorry ixion.

winja knows I love him really, he's a good bitch.

Lou Girardin

8th October 2006, 10:00

Manuel Uribe, 40, who weight 550 kilos (1210 Pounds) and suffers a morbid obesity (that can finish in death)

:sick:

I've got news for you. Even with a perfect BMI, you'll still finish in death.

Edbear

8th October 2006, 10:24

You have been told correctly. 6 feet is exactly 1 metre something.

"You must spread..."! Fiddlesticks!

Beemer

8th October 2006, 10:33

gotta agree with the comment re his sister .. not too many bob in the head .. mind you someone mentioned today the parents were first cousins ... :( now i am sure thats illegal .. unless your in the south (USA) guess thats the norm there :lol: :spanking: :whistle:

Nope, it's not illegal, I'm pretty sure it's obligatory...