Grrrr grrrr buggrit grrr

[Riff Raff]

Lying in bed this morning I was thinking about what bike I want to buy next and got in the mood for a ride. Since WT was away in Wellington, that excluded the first option. So I figured I might see what WT’s new SRAD is like to ride. Lay there for a while planning the route I would take, then got up and took dog for a walk. Beautiful day out there with perfect biking conditions, so I was getting pretty excited about going for a blat.

So out to the gargre I go to get the bike out. And therein lies the problem. Turns out I’m just a fricken girl. The damn thing was just too heavy for me to manoeuvre backwards out the gargre. Obviously there is an art to it with such a front heavy bike, but I couldn’t find it. I gave up when the blasted thing started teetering over towards me.

Then I walked into town and did a spot of girly retail therapy, but it didn’t give me any pleasure.

Now where's the fricken chocolate!!!

[yungatart]

I know what you mean - you have your heart set on a ride and for some reason the biker gods aren't going to let you play today. Trust me, not even chocolate would fix it. Can't you get one of the guys up there to come and shift it out of the gargre for you??
Come on men, RR needs your help. The lady is in distress and it is neither manly nor gentlemanly to leave her that way...

[Riff Raff]

Can't you get one of the guys up there to come and shift it out of the gargre for you??
Come on men, RR needs your help. The lady is in distress and it is neither manly nor gentlemanly to leave her that way...

No point now - got to get some beauty sleep before night shift.

[Karma]

No point now - got to get some beauty sleep before night shift.

Woot! And I was just about to act all manly and gentlemanly... :cool:

[yungatart]

Thats too sad RR - maybe tomorrow?

[paturoa]

I'm just about to go to amps of a test ride, if youre a westie, PM me, I could turn it around for you so it is facing outwards for tomorrow

[Clivoris]

I'm suprised WT didn't "back it in" to the garage. Is he losing his touch?

[James Deuce]

Err sorry Riff, I just posted a thread with the same title. That's a little scary quite frankly.

[BNZ]

Turns out I’m just a fricken girl. The damn thing was just too heavy for me to manoeuvre backwards out the gargre.

So how the hell does WT ride it? :whistle:

[Crasherfromwayback]

And therein lies the problem. Turns out I’m just a fricken girl. The damn thing was just too heavy for me to manoeuvre backwards out the gargre. Obviously there is an art to it with such a front heavy bike, but I couldn’t find it. I gave up when the blasted thing started teetering over towards me.


Now where's the fricken chocolate!!!

Push them backwards whilst holding them by the bars! WT will show you the way! Only way to do it. And anyway, why should you give a fuck if you drop it, he binned yours didn't he?

Chocolate? Probably in his gruts the moment he realised he was gonna bin your bike.

I hope Dear Lady you'll email me at work to see if I can help you with your next purchase!

P

[gamgee]

I always sit on the bike when I'm backing it around, haven't dropped one yet, whereas my bro dropped my old honda trying to back it out without sitting on it, grrr bastard, but yeah just sit on it ayyyyeee :2thumbsup

[Riff Raff]

Push them backwards whilst holding them by the bars! WT will show you the way! Only way to do it. And anyway, why should you give a fuck if you drop it, he binned yours didn't he?
Yeah he said the same thing when I told him - also the bit about not worrying if I drop it.



I hope Dear Lady you'll email me at work to see if I can help you with your next purchase!
The last time I bought a bike from Wellington Motorcycles I ended up with a man as part of the deal! So what will you be offering Pete?

Gotta come down to Welly to catch up with everyone during my holidays so I'll be wanting to check out the bike shops there if I don't find anything in Auckland.

[cowpoos]

Gotta come down to Welly to catch up with everyone during my holidays so I'll be wanting to check out the bike shops there if I don't find anything in Auckland.

your more than welcome to come stay and the Poo's and rossi gal cunt-ry retreat while ya down chicky!!

[Crasherfromwayback]

The last time I bought a bike from Wellington Motorcycles I ended up with a man as part of the deal! So what will you be offering Pete?

Gotta come down to Welly to catch up with everyone during my holidays so I'll be wanting to check out the bike shops there if I don't find anything in Auckland.

Bullshit. You ended up with WT!! But seriously, that's gotta be one of your best purchases then doesn't it!?

Yes Mamm...we go the xtra mile.

When are you coming down? Stimpy and myself are going to have a combined 40th sometime soon, be great to get one of you, or even better BOTH of you here for it!

I think you'd look pretty fucking sexy on a new 675 Daytona Girl!

P

[White trash]

I think you'd look pretty fucking sexy on a new 675 Daytona Girl!

P

Already been down that road mate. Can't get her feet comfortably on the ground.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Already been down that road mate. Can't get her feet comfortably on the ground.

Yeah they are quite tall. I'm tippy toes on them!
How's your health Son?

[White trash]

Fuckin' 'ell! You're up early.

Can't complain mate, although I'm thoroughly depressed at the kids moving back with their mum. Could go out for a practice on the bike but she's a bit windy and will rain soon. And we all know how much I love wheelies in the wind........

Leg's pretty much all good though.

How's yourself?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Sorry to hear that mate.
Glorious day in the Capital mate, I'm about to fuck off and squash some golf balls.

Glad to hear you leg's coming along, mines still not 'well'!
Need a fucking golf cart, as there's no way I can walk six odd k's for a round.
I still play in my 'moon boot' as the ankle can't twist or rotate. Get some fucking funny looks out on the course!

I'm back to the specialist next Thurs, so I'll see what he has to say.

Looking forward to the last two GP's on TV I bet!
Do you reckon Hayden can hang on or what?

[White trash]

Yeah I reckon he's got the consistancy, just can't let the pressure get to him and needs to stay near the pointy end.

Been a hell of a fuckin season!

[scumdog]

Nice to see you on line WT, what's with the leg comments, did you munt it binning the bike or what and if so how bad?

Love your signature comment - of course I hedge my bets by keeping a 'zuki in the gargre! (sadly this lazy-arsed prick hasn't done bugger-all to it over the last year:( )

[Crasherfromwayback]

Yeah I reckon he's got the consistancy, just can't let the pressure get to him and needs to stay near the pointy end.

Been a hell of a fuckin season!

Well I reckon Rossi will win them both, so Hayden will have to (I think) finish second in both to win it if Rossi does win them. I don't think he'll do that...I think the pressure is starting to show.

Kinda be nice to see Hayden win it though but you've gotta love Rossi's fightback too!

Fireworks. Bring it on.

[sAsLEX]

Then I walked into town and did a spot of girly retail therapy, but it didn’t give me any pleasure.



You obviously missed Mt Eden/Colemans et al then

[Riff Raff]

You obviously missed Mt Eden/Colemans et al then
Yeah, just a little bit far to walk from Papakura!

[Riff Raff]

Oh yeah, and I'm not quite as girly as I'd been thinking. Turns out I can throw a pretty good left handed punch while someone is trying to crush my right hand and pin my arm behind my back. Unfortunately I did end up with sprained wrist/pulled tendons in right arm, and slightly crushed bones in hand, and wasn't able to complete my night shift (or get out and test ride bikes just yet). But on the plus side, the fuckwit patient is going to be arrested and charged.

[scumdog]

Oh yeah, and I'm not quite as girly as I'd been thinking. Turns out I can throw a pretty good left handed punch while someone is trying to crush my right hand and pin my arm behind my back. Unfortunately I did end up with sprained wrist/pulled tendons in right arm, and slightly crushed bones in hand, and wasn't able to complete my night shift (or get out and test ride bikes just yet). But on the plus side, the fuckwit patient is going to be arrested and charged.

Amazing how you and I end up dealing with (to?) the same type of person eh??

[ManDownUnder]

Oh yeah, and I'm not quite as girly as I'd been thinking. Turns out I can throw a pretty good left handed punch while someone is trying to crush my right hand and pin my arm behind my back. Unfortunately I did end up with sprained wrist/pulled tendons in right arm, and slightly crushed bones in hand, and wasn't able to complete my night shift (or get out and test ride bikes just yet). But on the plus side, the fuckwit patient is going to be arrested and charged.

Jeez hun.

Shame you guys are allowed Mace or Pepper spray (I mean lets face it - if anyone knows how to use the stuff to best effect it's got to be medical types)

[Riff Raff]

Amazing how you and I end up dealing with (to?) the same type of person eh??
Yeah - funnily enough Police were in attendance and it was 'safe' to approach!

[Rossi Gal]

Yeah - funnily enough Police were in attendance and it was 'safe' to approach!
Gee wiz chick!!! hope you get danger $ in your job!! what an arse!! hope you knocked out his teeth hehe