Ouch!

[Lou Girardin]

We were in the AMPS showroom around 4.30 Friday, when we heard a Hardley being given the big handful up Khyber Pass from Huntly Ave. So there's this hell of a roar followed by silence and a screeeeech, graunch, crunch.
Rush over to the front door and here's a patched bikie getting to his feet, picks the bike up, hops on and takes off up Boston Rd.
Sat morning I'm talking to another of their members and he says that chummy ran out of room trying to get the front wheel up, locked the front trying to make the turn into Boston and binned it. He showed up later at their place with an arm and leg in plaster. He'd hit the island hard, broke his arm and bashed his leg up. He then picked up the bike and made it home.
He must have been running on a mixture of adrenaline and embarrassment.

One downside of being patched is that not one person got out of their cars to help.

[SixPackBack]

More likely a mixture of adrenalin and 'P':cool:

[paturoa]

wonder whos bike he was riding?

[dawnrazor]

bit early ain't it Lou?

[Colapop]

So is the skill level.

[onearmedbandit]

Squid.

10fc.

[Lou Girardin]

bit early ain't it Lou?

Couldn't sleep. Couldn't get a shag. Only the 'puter left.

[Lou Girardin]

Patched members are always crashing their harleys, no joke. They try and corner them thinking they will handle like a sports bike.

They wont leave them on the road as they don't want them getting nicked or vandalised, the actual symbol of "your bike" in a gang is worth more than the actual bike to a patched member.

Jesus Dyna, where DO you dream this stuff up?
Most of them are fairly handy riders.

[Scouse]

prolly somthing the police intelegence department dreams up then turns it into a statstic that they present to the newbies at trentham for the porpose of indoctrination into the "we are new zealands biggest and bestest gang cause those other gangs cant even ride their bikes properly" mentality

[beyond]

I'd say, adrenaline, embarrasment, "P" and whacky weed. :)

[SwanTiger]

One downside of being patched is that not one person got out of their cars to help.
I came across a patched member on the side of the motorway, stopped to offer assistance but he was only out of gas and directly opposite the Dairy Flat Service Centre so I carried on. Real nice guy :)

Then again I'm a white Maori, so he was probably more afraid that I would steal his shoes or something.

[scumdog]

to the newbies at trentham for the porpose of indoctrination into the "we are new zealands biggest and bestest gang cause those other gangs cant even ride their bikes properly" mentality

That explains why I know ferk-all, I never went to Trentham!!

They only sent me to Porirua, bastards:weep:


Never mind, the location was as accurate as the rest of the rambling.

[jrandom]

From 1v's i have attended.

Don't make Lou's fishing any more productive that it needs to be, dude...

[Lou Girardin]

From 1v's i have attended.

So, if the gang members I meet at work are all decent sorts, they must all be decent sorts?
I guess I've misjudged them.

[_Gina_]

So, if the gang members I meet at work are all decent sorts, they must all be decent sorts?
I guess I've misjudged them.
Always assume, gets the best answer always I find....

[Ixion]

From 1v's i have attended.

Wozza a 1v ? I

[Shadows]

Wozza a 1v ? I

1A Alarm Sounding
1B Bomb Threat
1C Car/Person Acting Suspiciously
1D Domestic Dispute
1E Emergency/Disaster/Spill
1F Assist Fire/Ambulance
1G Solvent Abuse
1H Drunk Home
1I Blockage/Breakdown on Highway
1J Juvenile Complaint
1K Drunk Custody/Detox Centre
1L Land Rescue
1M Mental
1N Noise Control
1P Premises Insecure
1Q Breach Graduated Drivers Licence
1R Breach of the Peace
1S Sudden Death
1T Truancy
1U Traffic Incident
1V Vehicle Collision
1W Water/Sea Rescue/Emergency
1X Attempted Suicide
1Z Other Incident

[Ixion]

Very interesting. Thanks. Whats a 2a ?

[Shadows]

Very interesting. Thanks. Whats a 2a ?

2A Advise Relatives/Owner
2B Recruiting
2C Civil Dispute
2D Official Request for Information
2E Remove fences/structures/vegetation
2F Firearms Licensing
2G Liquor Licensing/Vetting
2H Draw Raffle
2I Information
2K Found Property
2L Lost Property
2M Missing Person
2N Civil Court Process
2O Court Orders
2P Public Relations
2Q Jury List Vetting
2R Recovery of motor vehicle
2S Summons
2T Warrant to Arrest/Fines Enforcement
2U Warrant of Seizure
2V Validation
2W Arrest Warrant (Other)
2Y Stock/Animals
2Z Other Service Request/Response

[Ixion]

Bloody hell. They don't stop. I know you're just waiting for it. Wozza 3a then ?

EDIT:

Draw raffle?

Remove fences/structures/vegetation ???

I've got some shrubbery could do with rooting out. Y'mean I can call the cops to come and do it ? Sweet!

[Shadows]

Bloody hell. They don't stop. I know you're just waiting for it. Wozza 3a then ?

EDIT:

Draw raffle?

Remove fences/structures/vegetation ???

I've got some shrubbery could do with rooting out. Y'mean I can call the cops to come and do it ? Sweet!

3A Attend Scene of Crime/Incident
3B Beat
3C Crime Prevention Advice
3D Dog Care/Maintenance
3E Employee Vetting
3F Foot Patrol
3G Watchhouse/Counter Duty
3H Hotel Visit
3J Comm Centre Duty
3K Keys Taken
3M Directed Patrol
3O Other Vetting
3R Road Checkpoint
3S Serve Summons/Execute Arrest Warrant
3T Turnover
3V Staff Visit/Supervision
3W Watching/Observations
3X Video Job
3Y Other School Talks (Not YES)
3Z Other Preventative Task

4A Attend Scene/Meeting/Course/Other
4B Mortuary Procedure
4C Correspondence/Counter
4D Demonstration Duty
4E Escort Duty
4F Fingerprint Examination
4G Travel
4H Photography Job
4I Injury/Sickness
4J Court Security (Prison Escort)
4K Court Attendance (Witness, etc.)
4L Logistics/Staff Transport
4M Meal break
4N Victim Advice
4P Public Entertainment Duty
4Q Enquiry/Investigation
4S Vehicle servicing ie petrol/LPG
4U Lockup
4V VIP/DPS
4W Witness/Other Person Protection
4X Execute Search Warrant
4Z Airport Security

[Ixion]

I just know where this leading. These are the codes poor long suffering Plod has to enter on some sort of time sheet aren't they. And regularly get bollocked for putting down the wrong one. I hate time sheets

(wozza 5A then. They've gotta run out eventually)

[Zapf]

prolly somthing the police intelegence department dreams up then turns it into a statstic that they present to the newbies at trentham for the porpose of indoctrination into the "we are new zealands biggest and bestest gang cause those other gangs cant even ride their bikes properly" mentality

and they ride BMW's...

[Big Dave]

3A Attend Scene of Crime/Incident
3B Beat
3C Crime Prevention Advice
3D Dog Care/Maintenance
3E Employee Vetting
3F Foot Patrol
3G Watchhouse/Counter Duty
3H Hotel Visit
3J Comm Centre Duty
3K Keys Taken
3M Directed Patrol
3O Other Vetting
3R Road Checkpoint
3S Serve Summons/Execute Arrest Warrant
3T Turnover
3V Staff Visit/Supervision
3W Watching/Observations
3X Video Job
3Y Other School Talks (Not YES)
3Z Other Preventative Task

4A Attend Scene/Meeting/Course/Other
4B Mortuary Procedure
4C Correspondence/Counter
4D Demonstration Duty
4E Escort Duty
4F Fingerprint Examination
4G Travel
4H Photography Job
4I Injury/Sickness
4J Court Security (Prison Escort)
4K Court Attendance (Witness, etc.)
4L Logistics/Staff Transport
4M Meal break
4N Victim Advice
4P Public Entertainment Duty
4Q Enquiry/Investigation
4S Vehicle servicing ie petrol/LPG
4U Lockup
4V VIP/DPS
4W Witness/Other Person Protection
4X Execute Search Warrant
4Z Airport Security


I'll have the 16B thanks - The Sweet & Sour Pork to take away...and a small fried rice.

[scumdog]

I had a bad 2A today, the worst ive had.

Yep, there's no way these things are easy and light hearted, NOBODY is glad to see you with THAT news....:(

[Big Dave]

Don't make Lou's fishing any more productive that it needs to be, dude...

You wanna leave your personal feelings out of it, 'Fish'.

[scumdog]

and they ride BMW's...

Not this boy!!

[spudchucka]

1M Mental

Lots of them around here.

[placidfemme]

I'll have the 16B thanks - The Sweet & Sour Pork to take away...and a small fried rice.

you got fly bys?