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placidfemme
9th October 2006, 11:14
I know some of these have been posted before... but some havn't... so yeah :Pokey:

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You know your a biker when...

...someone asks you what you want for your b-day and you say "a pair of Pirelli's and a full exhaust"

....you're eyes light up and are pinned WIDE OPEN from the sound of any bike coming or going

.... you cum from watching a burnout, wheelie, stoppie or watching yourself redline

....in stand still traffic, Whitelinin' is your only friend

....the only sign you throw up is acknowledging another rider when they pass

...when it gets warmer, you see and hear from people from when last season ended ...........

....and you're phone just does not stop ringing until it gets cold again

...90% of your converstation is on bikes, riding, sex, chicks, and stunts

...your known by your bike and the color of your gear

...you have friends in you're phone by name and bike i.e. troy 00r6

...your fav stop to hang is a deserted road or parking lot

...the gas station on the way to the twisties knows that sunday at 1 they will need a lot of cold redbull, and they know you by name

...your best friend is at the VP gas pump and the parts store

...you lean your head and ass thru concers in your car

...you go to clutch your sterring wheel and shift with your foot

...you know every corner and runaway spot in town

... you get mad when you see gravel in a intersection

...your girlfriend is mad cause you're talking and you hear a bike and looking for it instead of talking to her

...you have more stunt vids then porn tapes

...you check you're bike at least 3 times a nite to make sure she's safe

...you have shifter marks on all you're shoes

...if thurs nite includes a bike wash and shine, but you forget to shower

...when having bugs in your teeth tastes great

...you see a cop and twist your wrist

...when you don't bother taking off your helmet when you go inside a gas station to pay for gas or buy a pop.

...your wallet, cell phone, smokes etc. fly out of your pocket on a motorway drive.

...you've been chased by a big ass dog.

...you have to save a seat at a fast food place for your helmet, gloves, glasses, coat, etc.

...when it's raining outside and you still debate between riding or driving.

...the longest part of your trip to the grocery store is when you are standing in the magazine aisle looking at bike mags.

...when your driving in your car and you see a cop so you tap your head

...you get mad at any bike stopped and revving for no reason other then to look or feel cool in traffic...

...when you get mad the guy next to you for riding and you're stuck driving, or even worse... on the bus

...when the bottom your shoes seem to have a beveled edge from scrubbing the road on tight turns

Got any ones that were missed out?

RantyDave
9th October 2006, 11:29
...you go to clutch your sterring wheel and shift with your foot
I was in the states recently and hired a bike (pedal) to go over the golden gate bridge. Problem was getting to the bridge through some kinda crowded pedestrian'y bits ... I'd come up to a corner, look at it, and deciding it looked dicey would slow down and drop down a gear or two in preparation. Problem with this is that it entailed pulling in the clutch, being my left hand, which is connected to the front brake on American bikes so I had the amusement of nearly locking the front wheel every second corner.

Similar but less dangerous amusement was had trying to put the cage in neutral and wondering where the green light on the dash was. D'oh!

Dave

Swoop
9th October 2006, 11:31
...when it gets warmer, you see and hear from people from when last season ended ...........

Real bikers ride in winter (or so I've heard)...:buggerd:

stunz
9th October 2006, 11:39
:2thumbsup relate to most of those esp "you have shifter marks on all your shoes" (except the right ones), but...can someone explain why you would tap your head at a policeperson while sitting in a cage? :(

Filterer
9th October 2006, 11:41
:2thumbsup relate to most of those esp "you have shifter marks on all your shoes" (except the right ones), but...can someone explain why you would tap your head at a policeperson while sitting in a cage? :(

Supposed to be an "international" sign to other bikers when you tap your helmet that there is a cop nearby.

Motu
9th October 2006, 11:46
....and you're phone just does not stop ringing until it gets cold again

...your known by your bike and the color of your gear



Did you even read this? And if you did,you just didn't care about the grammer? Or you don't know how to spell?

Hitcher
9th October 2006, 11:51
I hope a requirement of being a biker is not knowing what an apostrophe is if you fell over one -- or just threw a few around for the hell of it. Some people have no standards...

stunz
9th October 2006, 11:53
Supposed to be an "international" sign to other bikers when you tap your helmet that there is a cop nearby.Crikey, you learn something new everyday. Can't say I have ever seen another biker do that in all my 20+ years riding.

Finn
9th October 2006, 11:56
Or you don't know how to spell?

Motu, this question is rhetoric so no need for the "?".

sAsLEX
9th October 2006, 11:57
Did you even read this? And if you did,you just didn't care about the grammer? Or you don't know how to spell?

Merkins spell it color as they are inherently lazy and that extra letter just is too tiring to write out.

placidfemme
9th October 2006, 11:57
Did you even read this? And if you did,you just didn't care about the grammer? Or you don't know how to spell?


I hope a requirement of being a biker is not knowing what an apostrophe is if you fell over one -- or just threw a few around for the hell of it. Some people have no standards...

And now my job is done...... :buggerd:

Lil_Byte
9th October 2006, 12:06
Real bikers ride in winter (or so I've heard)...:buggerd:

Unless they live in Dunedin, cause then you go slidding down the hill on your arse cause of all the ice and grit:Playnice:

Hitcher
9th October 2006, 13:34
And now my job is done...

Sadly, you think you're right.

placidfemme
9th October 2006, 13:35
Sadly, you think you're right.

sadly you think I care :whistle:

Hitcher
9th October 2006, 13:36
sadly you think I care

Sadly you appear unaware you repeated what I said.

Beemer
10th October 2006, 08:10
You know you're a biker when...

...90% of your converstation is on bikes, riding, sex, chicks, and stunts

...when you don't bother taking off your helmet when you go inside a gas station to pay for gas or buy a pop.

I can't be a real biker then, because there ain't no way I'm interested in spending my time talking about chicks!

And buying a 'pop' - is that like giving your grand-dad money to hang out with you?

thehollowmen
11th October 2006, 15:21
Unless they live in Dunedin, cause then you go slidding down the hill on your arse cause of all the ice and grit:Playnice:

No ya don't!
I survived two winters riding the whole time! Didn't come off once




pulling in the clutch, being my left hand, which is connected to the front brake on American bikes

I do that every time I need to slow on MsM's scooter.

Mom
11th October 2006, 16:41
I hope a requirement of being a biker is not knowing what an apostrophe is if you fell over one -- or just threw a few around for the hell of it. Some people have no standards...


Motu, this question is rhetoric so no need for the "?".

LOL......I reckon even bikers should be able to debate punctuation and grammar...(Shit I hope I spelled that right)