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The_Dover
10th October 2006, 17:30
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10405239

Check this shit out. I nearly wet myself, ok I did.

Well done Labour!!! Have big fuckin lesb-up to celebrate.
Wasp
10th October 2006, 17:31
got less of a reason to leave i guess....
onearmedbandit
10th October 2006, 17:41
got less of a reason to leave i guess....

lol, exactly!
Lou Girardin
10th October 2006, 18:15
got less of a reason to leave i guess....

Why would they want to leave?
It's better than home.
The_Dover
10th October 2006, 18:17
Why would they want to leave?
It's better than home.

I dunno Louberace, your place is pretty plush.

And yer missus is very accomodating.
Meanie
10th October 2006, 18:35
I,d like a holiday in that new resort oh shit i meant prison that they blew overbudget :lol: Was probably the swimming pool that did it, its no bloody wonder my tax bill is so high
Paul in NZ
10th October 2006, 18:38
Yeah well... If this is true...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3822345a11,00.html

Most of them can't leave 'cos they would have to pay for their own drugs... Stink! In fact, this aint a bad idea, get em all hooked on Heroin and then they wouldn't escape at all. In fact, keep em high and they would even think they are free - kindest cut of all....
The_Dover
10th October 2006, 18:38
those motherfuckers. I have to pay for my own drugs goddamnit.

edit: except for the roofies RTRDD slipped me up norf but they gave me a sore arse.
The Pastor
10th October 2006, 22:11
Prision still isnt a nice place to be.

Trust me.
scumdog
10th October 2006, 22:15
Prision still isnt a nice place to be.

Trust me.

I only hope....
Lou Girardin
11th October 2006, 05:49
I dunno Louberace, your place is pretty plush.

And yer missus is very accomodating.

Those two comments prove you've never been here. Sorry Cassanova.
Are you getting bored with the 18 stone PI hefferlumps that pass for hot tottie down your way?
ManDownUnder
11th October 2006, 08:18
Are you getting bored with the 18 stone PI hefferlumps that pass for hot tottie down your way?

Nothing wrong with nice heffers lumps...
The_Dover
11th October 2006, 08:24
Those two comments prove you've never been here. Sorry Cassanova.
Are you getting bored with the 18 stone PI hefferlumps that pass for hot tottie down your way?

Are you telling me the old dear next door has been seducing me with tea and choccy biccies again? That harlot.

18 stone? There's no anorexic chicks out my way bro.....
ManDownUnder
11th October 2006, 08:37
Are you telling me the old dear next door has been seducing me with tea and choccy biccies again? That harlot.

She's working her way up to her strawberry topped cream cakes and a taco