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Bob
30th June 2004, 22:16
Another in a long-line of Z-list celebrities is using US to fill in some space in their otherwise pointless columns.

Fiona Phillips - best known as a presenter on breakfast television - hardly the cutting edge of journalism, had this to say on the subject of motocyclists in her regular column in the 'Daily Mirror' newspaper:

"WHEEL PLONKERS

AT the risk of incurring the wrath of thousands of motorcyclists... why are you all such crap drivers?

Overtaking on the inside is illegal, cutting people up on the motorway is dangerous, and if I'm indicating to turn right you're not supposed to overtake me. And do you have to tailgate me with your full beam on?

Oh, if you spot me on the road after this, it won't be me. It's someone disguised as me."

The full column is at http://www.mirror.co.uk/columnists/fiona/

The above drivel annoyed me enough to write to Ms Phillips, via her newspaper. My open letter follows:

“Yes Ms Phillips, you will incur the wrath of motorcyclists. Especially when your comments would appear to be written without much thought.

Firstly, by “undertaking”, I assume you mean FILTERING? Or the practice of riding between two lines of traffic? Well Ms Phillips, if you read your Highway Code, you will find this is perfectly legal in the UK.

Of course, if you do mean the inside lane was empty so the motorcycle in question was able to overtake you, then again, read your Highway Code and learn about lane discipline. If the inside lane was empty, then no matter what speed you were doing, you should have moved there. Which would have allowed the motorcyclist to overtake you in the correct lane.

Next, overtaking when you were indicating to turn right – did you look in your mirror (no pun intended) before signalling? Back to the Highway Code again – MIRROR, SIGNAL, MANOUVRE.

And as for your ‘tailgaiting with full beam’ – guess where we are going next? Yes, the Highway Code again. It is recommended that motorcyclists ride (not drive Ms Phillips, get your terminology right please) with their headlights switched on at all times. Our headlights are, due to our vehicles being taller, placed higher up that a car headlight. So it probably isn’t on full beam at all, just more in evidence than a car headlight. Given your ‘indicating’comment, I’d say having our headlights on, which clearly upsets you so much, gives us a fighting chance of being seen before you turn!

And tailgate? So it is just motorcycles that get too close is it? I ride every day and run a gauntlet of idiot car drivers who do not read anything further than the car in front – and regularly sit well within the ‘two second rule’ distance (if you have not heard of this Ms Phillips, it is in the Highway Code – remember that?) – often within a couple of feet of the vehicle in front. Bad enough when it is a car, but when it is a vulnerable vehicle like a motorcycle? Dangerous driving.

But I assume that is acceptable, as it is ‘nice car’ rather than a ‘nasty motorcycle’?

Do you know the main cause of motorcycle accidents Ms Phillips? I doubt it, so you will probably not care one jot to learn the main cause of accidents involving motorcycles are caused by car drivers pulling out from side turnings without due care and attention, known to us as the “I didn’t see you” scenario.

Our life is hard enough as it is – fuel being added to the flames by such irresponsible writing as yours? We could do without it thanks. “

If you would like to make your thoughts known to the newspaper that pays Ms Phillips to write this kind of drivel, then email:

mailbox@mirror.co.uk

I think people like this need a kick up the backside. Presenting the most pointless form of television ("And now, lets look at fashion for the over-90s") hardly makes her an expert on motoring, does it?

Two Smoker
30th June 2004, 22:28
Bloody good letter Bob, i hope that shoves it right in her face :niceone:

Bob
30th June 2004, 22:33
Bloody good letter Bob, i hope that shoves it right in her face :niceone:

Thanks (blush) - I'm quite good with the letter writing when I'm wound up!

I understand the silly woman's article is hitting a lot of message boards right now, so there will hopefully be a lot of annoyed emails heading her way...

Serves her right as well!

Stick with the 'And now, fashion for vegetarians' features nobody sees at 6.30AM.... :bleh:

Big Dog
1st July 2004, 06:28
Stick with the 'And now, fashion for vegetarians' features nobody sees at 6.30AM.... :bleh:
The problem is this kind of controversy is likely to upgrade her to at least a y (or y?) celeb. By the end of the week 10,000 bikers who had never heard of her will have.

You don't need letters to her you need letters cancelling subscriptions to her paper.

Ms Piggy
1st July 2004, 06:56
Well done mate! Very well said :cool:

Jinx3d
1st July 2004, 19:59
You have to admit tho'

a lot of m/cycle riders are plonkers thought arent they?

Ever read the letters section of super bike?

You might change you mind when you read that.

Not only that - the magazine's got a "readers wives" section for fuck sake. Not that that has anything to do with it, but anyone that sends a picture of their g/f naked for 50 quid has an iq in the low 40's.

Hitcher
1st July 2004, 20:06
Great letter Bob. I'd hate to mess with you when you REALLY had your dander up!

bgd
1st July 2004, 20:12
You have to admit tho'

Not only that - the magazine's got a "readers wives" section ...

Really? I must check that out. :D

k14
1st July 2004, 20:49
Really? I must check that out. :D

Yip, that is true. Although I wouldn't hold my breath. Out of the 6 or 7 issues of that mag I have i would only rate 1 or 2. Most are pretty average.

Jackrat
1st July 2004, 22:36
Yep,unfortunatly as already pointed out, your letter has probably just erned her extra brownie points with her boss.
I know it wouldn't feel as good but it might of been better to have just ignored the bitch.Imagine how her boss would feel if nobody took any notice of his cheap rag.Mate, good on you for the effort but some people just ain't worth your time.

angle
1st July 2004, 22:39
Another in a long-line of Z-list celebrities is using US to fill in some space in their otherwise pointless columns.

I actually enjoy such columns, as I find them amusing. :shifty:

P.S. :2thumbsup :apint: for your letter :yes:

Lou Girardin
2nd July 2004, 06:37
Yip, that is true. Although I wouldn't hold my breath. Out of the 6 or 7 issues of that mag I have i would only rate 1 or 2. Most are pretty average.

Too true, the only half decent ones are the silicon sisters from US.

bluninja
2nd July 2004, 07:00
The problem is this kind of controversy is likely to upgrade her to at least a y (or y?) celeb. By the end of the week 10,000 bikers who had never heard of her will have.

You don't need letters to her you need letters cancelling subscriptions to her paper.

after the fake Iraqi prisoner torture pics a lot of people won't touch (I wasn't keen on it in the first place). Just shows that the paper has still got good editorial sense :2guns:
TTFN

k14
2nd July 2004, 08:14
Too true, the only half decent ones are the silicon sisters from US.

You got that one right, december 2003 :headbang: