If Star Wars was set in Glasgow

[Aiolos]

http://humour.200ok.com.au/starwars_glasgow.html



I felt a great disturbance in the Force."
"F*** me! whit wiz aw that?"

[gijoe1313]

:lol::lol: :lol: :lol:

[McJim]

Aye.

Very funny. Very good.

How many Glaswegians does it take to change a light bulb?














None o' yer fucken business.

[MSTRS]

How many Glaswegians does it take to change a light bulb?
None - cos they've given up replacing them
Surely that is the right answer?

[McJim]

Surely that is the right answer?

Less o' yer lip or ah'll tell yer mammy on ye! She'll rip yer leg aff and hit ye ower the heid wi' the shitey end.
Are you jist gettin' racist coz you lost 350cc on your recent bike deal?:rofl:

On a more serious note - nice new bike MSTRS.

[MSTRS]

Less o' yer lip or ah'll tell yer mammy on ye! She'll rip yer leg aff and hit ye ower the heid wi' the shitey end.
Are you jist gettin' racist coz you lost 350cc on your recent bike deal?:rofl:

On a more serious note - nice new bike MSTRS.

Naw, don' teell 'er. Ah'm dead feart o' getn ah skelpn. Ah'l be guid. Promiss.
Thanks for that - I sure like it. As do many others. Only thing I'll miss is the extra torque, means whereas I braked seldom now I'll have to relearn the feel reqd

[Squeak the Rat]

A Glaswegian was walking down the street and accidentally fell down an open man hole. A passing coppa looks down and sees him and enquires "Are you alright sir? Did you break anything?"

Glaswegian replies "Nah, theres fuck all doon 'ere to break!"

[MSTRS]

Hey yooo...aye yoooo..McJim. Carch. *tosses rotten neep foond in midden*
Nya nya yer look like thae Tatty Bogle
:Pokey: