All dressed up and begging for sex

[Finn]

Remember, you heard it here first.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=5&ObjectID=10405391

So when that girl at work looks extra pretty, she's gagging for it. But for christ sake, wear a condom!

Dirty bitches.

[jrandom]

Yes. Dirty, er, bitches. Deserve to be punished, they do. Spare the rod and spoil the woman...

[u4ea]

that would have to be the biggest load of bollocks i have read EVER.if a woman had goop constantly oozing out of her nether regions then maybe she might just wanna do something to make herself feel better..........like wear nice clothes,a nice perfume,beautician and so on...........sorry to be blunt here but ...............gimme a break!!!!!!!!!of course a man is gunna want to jump here bones and make her the carrier of his gene!!!!!!!!

[Goblin]

Whereas you guys are gagging for it all the fuckin time! Dirty bastards!

[jrandom]

Whereas you guys are gagging for it all the fuckin time!

That's so totally not true.

I have observed via proper double-blind scientific methods, conducted while wearing a white coat, that I am not gagging for it after consuming a minimum of twenty standard drinks. The past three days have also confirmed that no gagging (of the nature to which you refer) occurs within the first 24 hours after the onset of campylobacter symptoms.

So stop bloody generalising, woman. Jeez. You're all the same...

[jrandom]

tof course a man is gunna want to... make her the carrier of his gene!!!!!!!!

The only carrying of my jeans I'd have you do, deary, is back off the washing line prior to ironing them.

[Goblin]

That's so totally not true.

I have observed via proper double-blind scientific methods, conducted while wearing a white coat, that I am not gagging for it after consuming a minimum of twenty standard drinks. The past three days have also confirmed that no gagging (of the nature to which you refer) occurs within the first 24 hours after the onset of campylobacter symptoms.

Brewers droop! :laugh:

[u4ea]

The only carrying of my jeans I'd have you do, deary, is back off the washing line prior to ironing them.


have you heard of starch??????give me your jeans anytime sweetheart:lol:

[WINJA]

Yeah All Woman Are Whores , We Just Pay Much More For The Ones We Marry

[Kyle]

I believe there could be a gram of truth in that. It is most likely that the women doesnt even relise its happening, i mean does a pilot light come on saying "ovulating" no it doesnt, they just simply feel like getting abit more dressed up then usual. I wouldnt use it as a method of spotting available women though, because many ladies dress up every day, and some of them look like farmers even when they are dressed up (nothing wrong with that either) but it does make sense.

Apparantly men and women use scent as part of the 'courting ritual' if you want to call it that, and science has proven that people with the most different immunitys are most attracted to each other, this way the children get the most immunitys. Of course applying several coats of perfume screws the whole natural system and we end up with 'dud' kids as the result. Its odd really but we do things we dont even relise we are doing sometimes. Like this 4th beer i am drinking, i mean, i dont even remember getting it out of the fridge, it just appeared in my hand, very odd indeed.

[Jamezo]

Yeah All Woman Are Whores , We Just Pay Much More For The Ones We Marry
...and they say romanticism is dead?

[Finn]

...and they say romanticism is dead?

We're talking whores and marriage. What's romance got to do with it?

[jonbuoy]

Yeah sometimes the ones that wear the little mini skirts are just cock teasers. Its the prim and proper ones in their smart trousers and long skirts that go like rockets. - Or so I'm told...

[Lou Girardin]

So a woman who's ready to mate wears clothes that make her more attractive.
Who wouda thunk it?
I should have been a scientist. I could come up with this shit all the time.

[Hitcher]

Who does these "studies"? I would have thought that there were several more likely theories as to why women wear jewellery.

[Finn]

Who does these "studies"? I would have thought that there were several more likely theories as to why women wear jewellery.

Well do share old chat...

[Jamezo]

Who does these "studies"? I would have thought that there were several more likely theories as to why women wear jewellery.
To attract nearby magpies...?

[Brian d marge]

So if I go up to all the well dressed birds and say "wot about it luv , I see you dying 4 it" ,,I should be sweetas ...

Then why in the name ,,,hasnt it worked ..I mean The patters rock solid, The delivery is at the right time ( usually when I am drinking ,,,I read somewhere that drinking helped the Dutch )

Im doing something wrong somewhere ...:(


Stephen

[WRT]

The judges chose the photograph taken during the women’s fertile phases 60 per cent of the time, Haselton said. "This is well beyond chance. They were pretty consistent," she said.

Hmm, 60% is "well beyond chance"? I would have thought "chance" would be around 50%, so that means that the choice of 4 people in this study was enough to put the findings beyond mere "chance"?

In the immortal words of Buck Shelford and Georgie Pie - Who wrote this stuff?

[Wellyman]

Has K'Road got its "hot spot" name back again. if so they did a good job to get it back, getting in the paper. :lol:

[Wellyman]

Im just guessing shes a K'Road hooker (lady in the picture) :lol:.
WM

[terbang]

Its the prim and proper ones that go like rockets. - Or so I'm told...

Yup. I married a Vicars daughter..!

[Grahameeboy]

So a woman who's ready to mate wears clothes that make her more attractive.
Who wouda thunk it?
I should have been a scientist. I could come up with this shit all the time.

No change then........:banana:

[Lou Girardin]

No change then........:banana:

The extra exercise hasn't improved your wit then?

[Lou Girardin]

This study is like the recent one that found that teenage girls from poor areas were 10 times more likely to get pregnant than girls from wealthy areas.
Well, no shit sherlock. Who would have thought that pregnancy is a career path for someone with no future, no hope, no clues?
And the cretins answer to the problem?
Give them MORE money so that their kids aren't disadvantaged!

[scumdog]

Amazing how scruffy thick-as-pig-shit-low-life slappers get knocked up just walking past an equally lack-witted male cretin in rags.

Whereas intelligent well dressed ladies have to go to enormous lengths (pun?)at times to get a bun in the oven.

Makes the thread theory a load of codswallop eh?

[Grahameeboy]

The extra exercise hasn't improved your wit then?

Okay, I'll give yah that one...............:hug: