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dangerous

12th October 2006, 18:09

Right o you dorkland lot, I'm headed your way so all those that have a problem with me... bring it on, I want to sort this shit out for once and for all... I know theres a few of ya's :2thumbsup

Actually a small group is headed up there for the Horrid HOG hangout (NOT ME THO)... you know were all the Harley types get together and compare their chrome and tassle lengths.
All Hog homo shit of course but thats ok Co "Im" not good enough to attend "their" rally cos I ride a non HD.
So i will be riding up with Rashika and as she will be doing what ever that poofy lot do behind the secret gates I'll be entertaining myself in Auckland from the Thursday to Sunday... any one wana hang out with a lonely ginga on a Guzzi :whistle:
Whats up there to do anyway, could always teach some riding lessons I suppose :buggerd:

So... hit me with the 'Guzzi gona make it' lines and place ya bets as to how far I get before the bike shits its dacks, or rattles apart :wari:

NB MOD: this thread is about me in Auckland, not the HOG rally... so please dont add it to that 'other' thread, I am after peoples ideas as to were and what I can do in Auckland, and make some money taking there bets as to how far the old Guzzi will get me.

c4.

12th October 2006, 18:12

This Thurs - Sun?

paturoa

12th October 2006, 18:18

if this thread isn't about HOGs then a mod needs to move it somewhere appropriate cos it does refer to the MG and as such doesnt belong in sports/road bikes:lol:

NOTE to self, before heading off on ride I need to make sure I've got all my gear, other wise I'd have to go back a couple of times :whistle:

who else is coming, well have to organise some fun and accomodation, and what dates?

sAsLEX

12th October 2006, 18:22

THURS - Coro GP with some shiftys
FRI - Bike stores
SAT - 22

done!

Scouse

12th October 2006, 18:32

THURS - Coro GP with some shiftys
FRI - Bike stores
SAT - 22

done!Sunday trying to overtake trucks on the way back to Christchurch

paturoa

12th October 2006, 18:42

Sunday trying to overtake trucks on the way back to Christchurch

would that be down hill with a trailing wind?

dangerous

12th October 2006, 18:55

Sunday trying to overtake trucks on the way back to Christchurch
:lol: yeah most likely

THURS - Coro GP with some shiftys
FRI - Bike stores
SAT - 22
done!
Hmm.. sounds good :2thumbsup

if this thread isn't about HOGs then a mod needs to move it somewhere appropriate cos it does refer to the MG and as such doesnt belong in sports/road bikes:lol:

NOTE to self, before heading off on ride I need to make sure I've got all my gear, other wise I'd have to go back a couple of times :whistle:

who else is coming, well have to organise some fun and accomodation, and what dates?
Look here you, what is it if it aint a sports bike? tell ya something during a Ackaro GP last w/e the MG was 1st there ahead of a VTR, R1, Gixer and another R1... I showed em :whistle:
As for forgeting shit... yeah well :beer:

This Thurs - Sun?
Na, Feb 07 sorry... should a said that aye :cool:

would that be down hill with a trailing wind?
Now... who the hell pulled your chain anyway, and remind me why I want to ride up there, I can put up with this sorta shit with out even leving town :chase:

Wellyman

12th October 2006, 18:58

would that be down hill with a trailing wind?
Dont you mean wobbling down the hill ?, on the gas guzziling diesel pig. :nya:
WM

paturoa

12th October 2006, 18:59

Look here you, what is it if it aint a sports bike? tell ya something during a Ackaro GP last w/e the MG was 1st there ahead of a VTR, R1, Gixer and another R1... I showed em :whistle:

phew -must have been a big trailer!

Riff Raff

12th October 2006, 19:04

I'll hang out with you, ya dodgy bastard! Bed here if you need it, so long as you don't molest WT.

dangerous

13th October 2006, 05:18

phew -must have been a big trailer!

You still here :2thumbsup

I'll hang out with you, ya dodgy bastard! Bed here if you need it, so long as you don't molest WT.

Thanks R, figgered you want me to molest WT after what he did to ya bike (grape vine havnt seen a thread yet)
BTW I might be a dodgy bastard... but Im a good dodgy bastard

Lou Girardin

13th October 2006, 05:39

I'll be working through the Hog rally and away for the weekend. But there's a home cooked meal for you and Rashika at Casa Girardin.

Rashika

13th October 2006, 06:39

Cheers dude ;)

dangerous

13th October 2006, 19:00

Thanks for the offers guys... but where the hell do ya's all live, BB where we will be staying is Manurewa (south i think) were are you paturoa, RiffRaff, Lou???

Last time I was in Auckland was on my Eurosports 500 in 87 i think and again in 88 on a 750EZ... cant remember SFA apart from a bar we went into on the water front were all we saw after sitting down was rows of teeth... we drank up fast said nothing and fucked off quick smart.
pic of the Euro is at Cape Reinga
pic of EZ (blue efe fairing) is Thames I think.

dangerous

19th December 2006, 18:50

THURS - Coro GP with some shiftys
FRI - Bike stores
SAT - 22

done!

Think we are comming up via the Coro, bike shopes would be good Im after a Arai... weres the best selection up there?
22, heard about it, is that north, sounds like a plan. :Punk:

ajturbo

19th December 2006, 20:21

Think we are comming up via the Coro, bike shopes would be good Im after a Arai... weres the best selection up there?
22, heard about it, is that north, sounds like a plan. :Punk:
it's ok matey.... i know my way around.. , we'll sneak up on that dodgy WT and i'll take the photo's of the molesting....

White trash

20th December 2006, 07:00

You two sick buggers can get your photographic kicks somewhere else, thankyou very much.

I'm happy being molested by Riff Raff only.

ajturbo

20th December 2006, 07:52

You two sick buggers can get your photographic kicks somewhere else, thankyou very much.

I'm happy being molested by Riff Raff only.
what drugs do you give her???
i feel so sorry for that woman....

buellbabe

12th January 2007, 05:53

Hey Dangerous... Rashika and I weren't planning on dumping ya for the ENTIRE weekend... you might want to keep Sat arvo free cos I have a couple of cunning plans...

dangerous

12th January 2007, 07:00

Hey Dangerous... Rashika and I weren't planning on dumping ya for the ENTIRE weekend... you might want to keep Sat arvo free cos I have a couple of cunning plans...

I told you I am NOT playing, pin the tail on the Ginga :Punk:

buellbabe

12th January 2007, 07:10

oh I think it will be a game everyone enjoys...

buellbabe

12th January 2007, 07:17

Hey if Rashika & I can't drag ourselves away from all those leatherclad men at the HOG Rally... can someone PLEASE take Dangerous up HW16 and back down to the Puhoi for a couple of quiet ones. PLEASE!
I would be devastated if he came all this way and never made it to my favourite Biker Pub...:Punk:

ajturbo

12th January 2007, 09:29

oh I think it will be a game everyone enjoys...
now i'm interested...............

dangerous

14th January 2007, 16:12

The_Dover

14th January 2007, 18:13

yeah sweet, was thinking of trying the 16 out, even beter if theres a pub on the road somewere :scooter:

i'll take dangermouse out for a spin, as long as he can keep up.

he's buying the beers though. i'm poor.

scumdog

14th January 2007, 18:58

what drugs do you give her???
i feel so sorry for that woman....

And who is that masked (delete) bald man??

Lou Girardin

15th January 2007, 06:05

yeah sweet, was thinking of trying the 16 out, even beter if theres a pub on the road somewere :scooter:

I'd return the favour D, except that I have to work and cater for a crowd of smelly, leather clad Harlyista's.

buellbabe

15th January 2007, 06:09

i'll take dangermouse out for a spin, as long as he can keep up.

he's buying the beers though. i'm poor.

Dover... I have suggested the Goat track ride...

:yes: :Punk:

Rashika

15th January 2007, 07:48

Dover... I have suggested the Goat track ride...

:yes: :Punk:

OMG Dover and Dangerous...what a loverly couple :dodge:

boomer

15th January 2007, 08:10

i'll take dangermouse out for a spin, as long as he can keep up.

he's buying the beers though. i'm poor.

i'll come along then. You can low side into him and i'll kick him when he's down :woohoo:

dangerous

15th January 2007, 08:30

i'll come along then. You can low side into him and i'll kick him when he's down :woohoo:

You dumb pricks... how ya going to keep up with me to be able to pull that stunt off :Punk:

boomer

15th January 2007, 08:44

You dumb pricks... how ya going to keep up with me to be able to pull that stunt off :Punk:

You obviously haven't seen us, we're dumber than dumber. Even so, the fact remains your still on a Guzzi and EVEN Dover rides faster than Gremelda's ugly sister

boomer

15th January 2007, 08:46

and when the pigs turn up, we can blame it on the Turkeys..the coppas love that exscuse

ajturbo

15th January 2007, 09:59

I'd return the favour D, except that I have to work and cater for a crowd of smelly, leather clad Harlyista's.
gosh... i wouldn't advertise that... you'll get all the village people around...

Rashika

29th January 2007, 06:24

So whats the plan for Dangerous on the thursday night?? (Feb 8th that is)

T.I.E

29th January 2007, 06:42

ill keep my ear out for this one.

paturoa

29th January 2007, 06:54

Thursday night - I could take him on the ATNR

ajturbo

29th January 2007, 06:58

So whats the plan for Dangerous on the thursday night?? (Feb 8th that is)
welllll... i could show him around.... but i will get BOTH of us lost... i know where the casino is........................

crashe

29th January 2007, 11:04

Dangerous - I'm brave enough to meet you again........

I aint scared like some Aucklanders are..... :whistle:

So bring it on.......... :rofl: and lets meet up while your other half is off gallanting around with these HOG riders.....
Mind you it would be nice to meet her as well.

So what day was it that you were arriving up here in the big smoke......?

Hmmmm I wonder if I could sneak my bike into the HOG rally...... so many people mistake it for a HOG....... :whistle:

dangerous

29th January 2007, 16:59

So whats the plan for Dangerous on the thursday night?? (Feb 8th that is)
party up the road at RR 'n' WT's I heard... or I could be baby sitting Buellbabes mutts.

Dangerous - I'm brave enough to meet you again........
So what day was it that you were arriving up here in the big smoke......?

Ahhh, we have meet???
Wed/thur is the day I bless Dorrrr... Auckland with my presence, I will be spending a day checking out bike shops, water front and Skytower type shit and another day I'd like to do 16 other than that will play it by ear.

TonyB

29th January 2007, 17:07

Just so ya don't fall over- they charge $25 to take the elevator up that funny looking phallic symbol they're so proud of, and then when you offer to jump off on that skywire thing to save the electricity bills (must be why the lift is so expensive eh- after all they have to import all their 'lectricity from us) they want to charge you even MORE!

The_Dover

29th January 2007, 17:16

party up the road at RR 'n' WT's I heard... or I could be baby sitting Buellbabes mutts.

Ahhh, we have meet???
Wed/thur is the day I bless Dorrrr... Auckland with my presence, I will be spending a day checking out bike shops, water front and Skytower type shit and another day I'd like to do 16 other than that will play it by ear.

fuck 16 unless you like tickets or are a slow cunt.

Kickaha

29th January 2007, 17:27

fuck 16 unless you like tickets or are a slow cunt.

dunno about the tickets but the slow cunt bit is right :bleh:

paturoa

29th January 2007, 18:10

(Thursday nite) party up the road at RR 'n' WT's I heard... or I could be baby sitting Buellbabes mutts....

Dover does an excellent southern Thursday nite ride (I do the northern) or the Northern ride is the same night - either way sounds much better than baby sitting!

Reckon you should do the southern ride and I'll tag along. (Slow fat guy at the back)

TonyB

29th January 2007, 18:24

(Slow fat guy at the back) Oi! D may be slow, but calling him fat just isn't on! He's very sensitive about his weight:nono:

paturoa

29th January 2007, 18:36

Oi! D may be slow, but calling him fat just isn't on! He's very sensitive about his weight:nono:

huh? - skinny ginga hasn't got any fat - oh you mean his head - lol

dangerous

29th January 2007, 19:48

"ahhhhhhmmmm"
We will be comming in via the Coro and leaving through 22, so thats why I was thinking 16...

F5 Dave

31st January 2007, 17:12

We'll wave if we see you coming the other way. Leaving fri & Doin auckers 2-3rd & then far norf, might cross paths back, but we are playing by ear. Will be 2up on a dirty old purple RF. Sorted for a place to stay in wgtn? Will be back 8th feb onward. Even a bucket race meet on the 11th.

dangerous

2nd February 2007, 16:10

Well.... I'll be on me bike tomorow, so see ya's later in the week... and sort some shit out for me to do from Wed-Sat... speaking of which this from another thread
should everyone meet up say after the thunder ride on saturday at the rally somewhere to say hi?????

Yeah there is an irish pub called 'the Bog' adjacent to the rally site ... pm each other closer to the time and exchange cell #'s eh?
So come along and help me poke fun at all the chromie tassel wearing potato mashing hog owners :Punk:

paturoa

7th February 2007, 11:13

dude,

Auckland Thursday Nite Ride

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=40122

ATNR - I'll txt you on your cell phone to set it up.

If it is a goer for you then there would be about 40-50 KBers there to greet you (with fine weather!)

paturoa

7th February 2007, 18:18

Just got off the blower with D and he is out of range of an internet connection.

They rode up from coro today.

He was complaining that it wasn't raining WTF? (something to do about AK reputation)

Anyway the plan is for him to do the South Auckland Thursday night ride.

So be there, and bring a stick to poke the ginga.