Bike names: Has she gotta name yet? Let's hear her name

[-JC & Eleanor-]

heya guys and girls!,

hope the riding is going well!, and were all taking care out there on the roads !!

im gonna start this off- my Bikes name is Eleanor, purely because shes fukn fast!!! but a lil unreliable :( named from the movie gone in 60 seconds....

lets hear what you've got :) whats your girls name??

also i want to know just out of curiousity how many pple have lost their lisenses ona bike??? lol holla if you have :) gutted for my best mate luke last night on the ride and chopped, haha was treated like a criminal "put yo hands up!!!" can you say officer , it just took you 5k to catch me eh!!!.... lol owel he didnt realise was being followed :(

take care and i look to hearing a few responces

[MSTRS]

I've just retired The Mistress. But all is not lost....I now have the pleasure of riding The Wanton Hussy.

[McJim]

I've just retired The Mistress. But all is not lost....I now have the pleasure of riding The Wanton Hussy.

You been speaking to Dover about Gixxers again?

I just call mine the Rat bike coz I made an arse of the respray. It's got balls and a good voice for a 2 fiddy though.

[MSTRS]

You been speaking to Dover about Gixxers again?



Nup. But what else can one call a bike that is sex on wheels??

[-JC & Eleanor-]

thats a hard one... or not really shes a ***pornstar**** haha no doubt but nice to hear responces :) keep it up!!

jc

[bobsmith]

I'm trying not to be a sexiest here... but....

YOU ALL SOUND LIKE FUCKING WOMEN!!! WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAVE A FUCKING NAME!!!!!

Contrary to popular belief good things in life don't all have to have names.... bloody helll next thing I know people will be naming cars, planes and boats... oh hang on, they already do that!!!

[placidfemme]

My bike doesn't have a name... I mostly refer to it as "my baby..." or more commenly of late "that fucking thing"

[MSTRS]

my Bikes name is Eleanor, purely because shes fukn fast!!! but a lil unreliable



The Mistress. ...The Wanton Hussy.


coz I made an arse ... got balls .



sex on wheels??


thats a hard one... ***pornstar****



sexiest FUCKING WOMEN!!!


"that fucking thing"
Am I detecting a theme here?

[Crisis management]

For a change I'm with Bob Smith on this one, however as a non confrontational type:motu: , feel free to call your bike whatever you like.

Mine have always been "bike" or "bastard"

[James Deuce]

Why would you want your bike to be feminine anyway?

[damo]

mine is called

"The Wonton Dragon"

[Squeak the Rat]

I named an ex's GN250 myface.

She always used to yell "come on, come on..." at her bike.

[kiwifruit]

mines called "it" :)

lost my licence for 28 days on my old 400 back when 150kmh was the threshold... i was doing 151 :spanking:

[LilSel]

I call mine my gf :lol:

Or 'Baby Saki' cuz shes only a wee one :cool:

[Jeaves]

Ozone killer .........when running sweet...

Bitch....when not

[-JC & Eleanor-]

Bro If You Wanas Be A Cock, N Harass Peepz Go Sumwhere Else Man, We Dont Need Wanks Like Yourself Harrasing Myself And Other Peepz All Just Tryna Hav A Bitta Fun Here.

Maybe Palmy Has Frozen You Up Or Something Because I Think I Have A Name For Your Bike .. Shes A "bitch"
U Gota Have Respect For Your Bike Man, Otherwise Shell Fukn Not Put Out When Your Ridin Her, And Ull Get Hurt Mate.

Dont Come Here Fukn Harrasn Peepz Who Are Havng A Good Time!!.

Jc.

[The_Dover]

Oh holy fucking jesus christ on a stick. (sorry zed)


HITCHER!!!!!!

[Ixion]

Mibne all have totally logical and sensible names

Petal. The poms always called the GT750 the (Tea) Kettle. And what would you call a kettle, but Petal the Kettle.

Classicists will of course be aware that Phoebe was a female Titan. Two big jugs out front, gotta be female.

ffwabbit - well it's a thumper so wabbit is obvious. And I thought it should be called Floyd, cos it's not pink (is blue actually). But Floyd the Thumper morphed into lloyd the thumper, thence to Welch rabbit . So in deference to the Welch motive, I doubled the f. ffwabbit.

Der Uberfarter von Klunken. Well, he thinks he's aristocratic. And the K series BMWS are notorious for backfiring , it's what they do. So, Der Uberfarter. And everyone knows about klunky BMW gearboxs. Der Uberfater von klunken

Like I say, all totally logical, inevitable even.

[-JC & Eleanor-]

Well Agreed On Brother :) Old School!!

[The_Dover]

Are you black or do you just talk like a crack addict?

[bobsmith]

Are you black or do you just talk like a crack addict?

Haha, what he said....

I see you're fairly new here... But if I wanted to be nice, I wouldn't be sitting infront of my computer now... And if you want people to be nice, Internet forum is definately not the place for it, though people KB I've noticed are hell a lot more friendly than other forums.

Anyhow, welcome to the forum and one piece of advice if I may... Try firefox 2.0, I hear it has a spell checker built in. Though, it will do nothing for your grammar I'm afraid..... Perhaps firefox 3.0 will have a grammar checker...

[edit] - you're right about Palmy though... see my updated Location... - I miss the shore...

[Big Dog]

Cleopatra.
Somewhat classy but a bit of a slut.
Dark and mysterious.
Known to have a penchant killing men on a whim.
Any woman who thinks I can live without having tasted the power is living in de nile.

[yungatart]

Tippy- the rego is xxTPY - or maybe it is more to do with my style? of riding..

[Lil_Byte]

Am I boring I just refer to her as the bike.

:Playnice:

[MattRSK]

Jezabel

Thats what she is called!


yo look look look
dey call her jezabel
u might find her in ur neighbor hood
always in sum shit
up to no good
constent boasting braging to her friends
juiced every boy in the ends
get off in da skool
she were truent every day
always on the link
different boy everyday
missed mathematics she was doin acrobatics
but not gym class
she was gettin doggied fast
yo dey call her jezabel

friends call her sket behind her back
she never knew the plot
she was born off track
tight top, short skirt thinks shes too nice
hates love but shes been deep in twice
pass with hoe she cant keep her legs closed
always wanna creep
now shes in to deep
now she faces neglect, abuse and rape
man sed dat he'll killa
if she tried to escape
[chorus]
wots ur name
ive seen u about
i think ur choong(boom ting)
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy jezzy
where u from hot stuff
buff ting
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy
ive seen u about
i think ur choong(boom ting)
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy jezzy
where u from hot stuff
buff ting
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a JEZABEL
U might find her at a house rave
for the fifth time
shes getting wind from behind
had a bit to drink
so shes acting kinda slow
she came with natasha
but shes leaving wid joe
ricky loves jezzy but
jezzy loves william
and ricky means well
but ricky aint got a thing
joes got a name
and jezzy loves fame
she wants a man to show
so its all about joe
Dey call her jezabel
on her way to get wocked out
get battried den get kicked out
jezzy wernt expecting more den 4
but wot could she say
she just did it anyway
messed up caught a kinda STD
gonorrhea, herpes no VD
left bitter, left angry left vex
but still love sex
passed it on to da next
[chorus]
wots ur name
ive seen u about
i think ur choong(boom ting)
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy jezzy
where u from hot stuff
buff ting
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy
ive seen u about
i think ur choong(boom ting)
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy jezzy
where u from hot stuff
buff ting
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a JEZABEL
Pretty but aint got a brain
got no shame got jucied on the train
went from daddys little girl to
daddys heart attact
house recker side
she could never go back
raised in a church
not noing anything
then learned about boys
ruined everything
age 16
she was never full grown
she was
in a family
now shes got one of her own
two kids even worse
two little girls
two more of her dats
two Jezabels
two fatherless kids one single mum
no longer young but da boy still cum
wishing she could take it back to the old school
and make better choices
o wot a fool
bottle by her side she wonder man
if only she was six years younger
danm!

[MattRSK]

Go on its a good read.

[Maha]

Are you black or do you just talk like a crack addict?


:killingme :killingme Fuck man you kill me, thats the best laugh i have had today......:beer:

[lukelin250]

I'm trying not to be a sexiest here... but....

YOU ALL SOUND LIKE FUCKING WOMEN!!! WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAVE A FUCKING NAME!!!!!

Contrary to popular belief goods things in life don't all have to have names.... bloody helll next thing I know people will be naming cars, planes and boats... oh hang on, they already do that!!!

why wouldnt you name somthing you love and look after so much??? your bike is a living breathing machine and should be given respect. bet you name your cock !!!

[lukelin250]

hahah that rhyme was classic, and no jc is not black hes a white boy from da shore like me yall haha we can get our lean on without being blackk,,

[bobsmith]

why wouldnt you name somthing you love and look after so much??? your bike is a living breathing machine and should be given respect. bet you name your cock !!!

I'm in general against naming things for the heck of naming it... I am a firm believer that all birds, insects, mammals and other living things should be renamed with numeric designations (ie, bird 99102, bird82745, insect 18273, etc, etc...)

And, no, I do not have a name for my penis and contrary to popular belief, naming body parts no matter how important is not "cool". Instead, this would be a great place to use the phrase... "That's GAY!!!"

[Ixion]

You could number it ? BodyPart # 167 ?

[SARGE]

Bro If You Wanas Be A Cock, N Harass Peepz Go Sumwhere Else Man, We Dont Need Wanks Like Yourself Harrasing Myself And Other Peepz All Just Tryna Hav A Bitta Fun Here.
.



holy shit are YOU in the wrong place if you think this is sunshine and lollypops .. :Pokey:


harden up and stop taking like a Wigger unless you want to catch more shit than a sewer


it dont make you cool and it dont make you special.. just makes you sound like an illiterate retard

unless of course thats what you are ... then it would b un-pc of me not to apologize




ladies and gentlemen... may i present the future of NZ

[-JC & Eleanor-]

sorry, too explicit ;)

, JC -aka white boy.

[kiwifruit]

:blink:

:blink:

[bobsmith]

& have you named your RC Helicopter yet???, wtf is into relicopters and sht??

Obviously you missed the bit where I said I don't name stuff. Oh and it's "helicopter" not "relicopter" and it's "shit" not "sht"




nnnnn nerd helicopter 1, nnneeee plane 2 , should i carry on??


are you trying to type "any"? Because I just can't seem to find "nnneeee" or "nnnnn" on the dictionary.



, JC -aka white boy.

Are you sure? You sound rather black.



Okay, mods.... How long do I have to keep this up until this gets moved to PD??? Hehe I've been forgetting how much fun it is bringing down a thread for a while...

[SARGE]

Obviously you missed the bit where I said I don't name stuff. Oh and it's "helicopter" not "relicopter" and it's "shit" not "sht"



are you trying to type "any"? Because I just can't seem to find "nnneeee" or "nnnnn" on the dictionary.



Are you sure? You sound rather black.



Okay, mods.... How long do I have to keep this up until this gets moved to RD??? Hehe I've been forgetting how much fun it is bringing down a thread fpr a while...



no way man ... WINJA hasnt been in here yet ... and Hitcher either .. let them have a go first ...

[WINJA]

Bro If You Wanas Be A Cock, N Harass Peepz Go Sumwhere Else Man, We Dont Need Wanks Like Yourself Harrasing Myself And Other Peepz All Just Tryna Hav A Bitta Fun Here.

Maybe Palmy Has Frozen You Up Or Something Because I Think I Have A Name For Your Bike .. Shes A "bitch"
U Gota Have Respect For Your Bike Man, Otherwise Shell Fukn Not Put Out When Your Ridin Her, And Ull Get Hurt Mate.

Dont Come Here Fukn Harrasn Peepz Who Are Havng A Good Time!!.

Jc.
PAL YOU ARE A RETARD.

THIS IS WHY THE POLICE NEED BETTER FUNDING TO STEP ON THIS "P" EPIDEMIC, THIS GUY USED TO BE NORMAL AND LOOK AT HIM NOW

[diggydog]

You could number it ? BodyPart # 167 ?you ladies are so sensitive, call it FLANGE or GURTHER thats if she's big one.:buggerd:

[bobsmith]

Look, since you love naming things so much, I'll give you a name. Noob (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060823) (click on name for explanation)

[edit] - Feel special while you're at it, seeing that I don't usually give out names besides for pigs.

:buggerd:

[SARGE]

good timing for Zed to get off my Ignore list .. i have a table for one available...

[Maha]

[QUOTE=bobsmith;785815]I'm in general against naming things for the heck of naming it... I am a firm believer that all birds, insects, mammals and other living things should be renamed with numeric designations (ie, bird 99102, bird82745, insect 18273, etc, etc...)

FUKN NAUTRE BOY!!!! i believe the numeric for your penis is 0.00001 mm long :) lol

& have you named your RC Helicopter yet???, wtf is into relicopters and sht??

nnnnn nerd helicopter 1, nnneeee plane 2 , should i carry on??

, JC -aka white boy.

For the love of sanity 'white boy'......

SHUT THE FUCK UP...........:cool:

[Mom]

my Bikes name is Eleanor, purely because shes fukn fast!!! also i want to know just out of curiousity how many

"this was going along ok till here"

pple have lost their lisenses ona bike??? lol holla if you have :) gutted for my best mate luke last night on the ride and chopped, haha was treated like a criminal "put yo hands up!!!" can you say officer , it just took you 5k to catch me eh!!!.... lol owel he didnt realise was being followed :(

take care and i look to hearing a few responces

Rest of it pure rubbish, WTF ?????


Bro If You Wanas Be A Cock, N Harass Peepz Go Sumwhere Else Man, We Dont Need Wanks Like Yourself Harrasing Myself And Other Peepz All Just Tryna Hav A Bitta Fun Here.

Maybe Palmy Has Frozen You Up Or Something Because I Think I Have A Name For Your Bike .. Shes A "bitch"
U Gota Have Respect For Your Bike Man, Otherwise Shell Fukn Not Put Out When Your Ridin Her, And Ull Get Hurt Mate.

Dont Come Here Fukn Harrasn Peepz Who Are Havng A Good Time!!.

Jc.

PARDON??????? (thanks to WINJA I found the caps lock)

:blink:

:blink:

finally..what he said.. :spanking:

[jrandom]

Guys, I'm calling Mr JC as an alter ego. Don't take the bait.

Any bets on who it is?

[Maha]

Dunno.....'PORK CHOPS' got the flick quicker than you can say....

antidissestablismentarisim.......(sp) im sure HITCHER can correct the spelling...:whistle:

[Jeaves]

[QUOTE=bobsmith;785815]I'm in general against naming things for the heck of naming it... I am a firm believer that all birds, insects, mammals and other living things should be renamed with numeric designations (ie, bird 99102, bird82745, insect 18273, etc, etc...)

FUKN NAUTRE BOY!!!! i believe the numeric for your penis is 0.00001 mm long :) lol

& have you named your RC Helicopter yet???, wtf is into relicopters and sht??

nnnnn nerd helicopter 1, nnneeee plane 2 , should i carry on??

, JC -aka white boy.

My 2speed Nitro Rc car will kick your bikes ass :headbang:

jokes of course :2thumbsup

but seriously it will kick your ass :laugh: :woohoo:

[SARGE]

Guys, I'm calling Mr JC as an alter ego. Don't take the bait.

Any bets on who it is?

now who the fuck would do something like that ? :whistle:

[SuperDave]

Mine's called a Suzuki GSXR600

[scumdog]

Tequila Sunrise cause thats all I had left int he cocktail mix and when we pain the flames, WELL, thats hot!!!
:banana:

[Meekey_Mouse]

My one is called the Cookie Monster... cause he's blue... what can I say, the name stuck lol

[bobsmith]

My 2speed Nitro Rc car will kick your bikes ass :headbang:

jokes of course :2thumbsup

but seriously it will kick your ass :laugh: :woohoo:

hehe let's see it go against my brushless pylon racer... (or rather the remains of what's left....... :weep: )

[SARGE]

hehe let's see it go against my brushless pylon racer... (or rather the remains of what's left....... :weep: )

i bet my flaming can of petrol beats them both...

[bobsmith]

i bet my flaming can of petrol beats them both...

Ha you'll have to find the remains first... it's scattered all across the field near the electric fence... and it's been windy lately... :banana:

[lukelin250]

paris cause shes sexy and bit of a slut she just wants to be ridden hard :banana:

[Grantasaurus]

I call mine the Gimp.

I like to say I'm wheeling out the Gimp...

Yeah, I'm a bit of a fan of Pulp Fiction...

"that's half an hour away.... I'll be there in 15 minutes."

[bobsmith]

I call mine the Gimp.

GNU Image Manipulation Program?

http://www.gimp.org/

[Grantasaurus]

Hey, I may be an Engineering student, but I'm not that much of a geek......
Sheesh...
You must ahve seen that movie?
How'd you write the ZZR off?

[bobsmith]

what movie???

I followed and used gimp from it's v0.0x days.... a long long time ago now...

This stupid van pulled out infront of me from a give way sign and I went right into it... oh well, can't ride for another 2 weeks but at least I scored a CBR250R from this incident... :)

Where are you doing your engineering? I did a couple of years of engineering science at auckland until I decided there are too much PD involved. (call it what you will, Professional Development, though I prefer to call it Pointless Drivel)

[edit] - right you're talking about Pulp fiction. Yes I've seen it, though I don't remember any Linux, GNU or any other open source movement in the movie.... perhaps it was symbolic??? I'm really not an English freak... I know they like making up symbolic idiocy out of nothing...

[andrea]

pantha or isis named after two of my cats, he's a black bike

[Disco Dan]

Mine usually gets called...

"GO FASTER YOU STUPID THING!"

[Squiggles]

mine aint a girl, called it "roger"


the gn however, spose thats a girl (afterall, its a stubborn b**** alot of the time), ill let the girlfriend name it

[skidMark]

holy shit are YOU in the wrong place if you think this is sunshine and lollypops .. :Pokey:


harden up and stop taking like a Wigger unless you want to catch more shit than a sewer


it dont make you cool and it dont make you special.. just makes you sound like an illiterate retard

unless of course thats what you are ... then it would b un-pc of me not to apologize




ladies and gentlemen... may i present the future of NZ

so your pissing off back to septic land then? :done:

[Mr. Peanut]

I nicknamed my bike Speedy, because...Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! YEEHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Grantasaurus]

what movie???

I followed and used gimp from it's v0.0x days.... a long long time ago now...

This stupid van pulled out infront of me from a give way sign and I went right into it... oh well, can't ride for another 2 weeks but at least I scored a CBR250R from this incident... :)

Where are you doing your engineering? I did a couple of years of engineering science at auckland until I decided there are too much PD involved. (call it what you will, Professional Development, though I prefer to call it Pointless Drivel)

[edit] - right you're talking about Pulp fiction. Yes I've seen it, though I don't remember any Linux, GNU or any other open source movement in the movie.... perhaps it was symbolic??? I'm really not an English freak... I know they like making up symbolic idiocy out of nothing...

Damn, that's happened to a mate and fellow Kiwibiker...
He had interesting headaches for a week afterwards after kissing the side of the Courier van. How'd you score a CBR from that?

I'm doing Mech. Engineering at AUT, or as my mates from across the road like to call it "Special University".

Can't say I blame you for leaving engineering science, that's possibly the driest Eng course there is, and when you couple that with boring PD papers...

[bobsmith]

Call me a geek but I actually enjoyed all the mathematical papers in engineering science... I think I would have preferred to study theoretical physics and mathematics instead though... I left because of all the different "design" and other law and management oriented papers which I really did not enjoy and I thought at the time that I wanted to be a professional pilot (how mistaken I was....)

I say I ended up with a CBR because when my bike was in the shop I thought It might be written off so I started looking for new bikes (since I had insurance) and saw a cbr250r mc19 going for 3300 with missing bottom fairing but the rest of the bike in bloody good condition with really low kms..... since they've written it off I'll have some money left over after paying for my cbr250 too!!!! And oh it's a world of difference from the slow ZZR250...

[heyjoe]

Bro If You Wanas Be A Cock, N Harass Peepz Go Sumwhere Else Man, We Dont Need Wanks Like Yourself Harrasing Myself And Other Peepz All Just Tryna Hav A Bitta Fun Here.

Maybe Palmy Has Frozen You Up Or Something Because I Think I Have A Name For Your Bike .. Shes A "bitch"
U Gota Have Respect For Your Bike Man, Otherwise Shell Fukn Not Put Out When Your Ridin Her, And Ull Get Hurt Mate.

Dont Come Here Fukn Harrasn Peepz Who Are Havng A Good Time!!.

Jc.

You directed this at Bobsmith.
Saying things like this and in the way you say it is bound to draw attention in this forum. You will get a reaction. I guess this is what you want.
Bobsmith voices his reaction to your comments in his reply.
I agree with what he said.
My opinion is - asking about bike names sounds ok. Talking like a dick is not.

[Swoop]

Bugger, I've only just found this thread.
No wonder JC&dirtywhore are making ignore lists...


antidissestablismentarisim.......(sp) im sure HITCHER can correct the spelling...:whistle:
Perhaps one "s"?...

so your pissing off back to septic land then? :done:
You'll have to speak louder since you are on SARGE's ignore list.

[Ixion]

Quote:
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antidissestablismentarisim.......(sp) im sure HITCHER can correct the spelling...:whistle:
</td> </tr> </tbody></table>
Perhaps one "s"?...


antidisetablimentariim ? That doesn't look right at all.

[R6_kid]

"your mum"

[R6_kid]

antidisestablishmentarinism?

[Swoop]

antidisetablimentariim ? That doesn't look right at all.

antidisestablishmentarianism.

Are you following me around???

[Maha]

antidisestablishmentarianism.

Are you following me around???

Now im confused........:wacko:

[bert_is_evil]

Bro If You Wanas Be A Cock, N Harass Peepz Go Sumwhere Else Man, We Dont Need Wanks Like Yourself Harrasing Myself And Other Peepz All Just Tryna Hav A Bitta Fun Here.

Maybe Palmy Has Frozen You Up Or Something Because I Think I Have A Name For Your Bike .. Shes A "bitch"
U Gota Have Respect For Your Bike Man, Otherwise Shell Fukn Not Put Out When Your Ridin Her, And Ull Get Hurt Mate.

Dont Come Here Fukn Harrasn Peepz Who Are Havng A Good Time!!.

Jc.

Why do you put capital letters at the start of each word? (I'm assuming these are words, though quite a few of them I don't recognise as being english)

I called my gf's car "brum" a couple of times, so now she's calling the ace "nifty" :mad:

[Maha]

i need 'antidepressants' or 'anticoagulants'.....do they come in pairs?.....:innocent:

[Street Gerbil]

Mine is called "the Gerbil". So was the previous one. And so were all the cages I ever owned with the exception of the present one which is dubbed "the pregnant guinea pig" due to certain design features and ghmmm... acceleration or should I rather say lack thereof.

[lukelin250]

ahh head hurting confusing postings or is it just the alcohol on a empty stomuch straight after work??? ummm oh yeah funny how alot of bikers are engineers since your all saying ur engineering background ill throw mine out. im a plastic injection moulding engineer (toolmaker) and work on the c.n.c and c.a.d side of things alot,been hoping to make the skills a valuable tool too my hobby of motorbiking,like making parts enlarging cylinder size e.t.c or making parts for fellow kb members.

[Skyryder]

Why would you want your bike to be feminine anyway?



At last. A kindred spirit. Mines a fella. Any guy who rides a Guzzi and thinks his bikes a girl needs to examine his testicles. Side by side that's what's seperates the blokes from the girls.

My bikes the Drake. As in goose.

Skyryder

[Ixion]

Some are male and some are female. Phoebe, with her two great jugs up front, is decidely female. So also is Petal, gentle and delicate little thing that she is.

von Klunken is decidely male, the jackboots give it away. As is ffwabbit.

As they all share a common gargre I live in constant hopes of hearing the scuffle of little mini-moto tyres one day.

If I catch any of the females hanging around the wardrobe door I'll know what's up.

[Beemer]

As she's a Goose, she'd have to be L00CE...

[DougB]

I revamped a Corgi paratroopers world war 2 folding scooter back in the 1960's, put a go cart engine in it and used it while serving as a member of The Band of the NZ Army. It would fit on the truck that carried the instruments so I used it all over NZ from Whangarei to Invercargill. Its name was prominatly painted on its back panel:-

BEATSWALKIN

Now days very few old regular force soldiers remember me (other than fellow bandsmen) but all in Burnham Army camp at that time remember the crazy bandsman in full dress uniform, instrument under arm, late, tearing down the road on Beatswalkin to the parade ground.

[Vagabond]

At last. A kindred spirit. Mines a fella. Any guy who rides a Guzzi and thinks his bikes a girl needs to examine his testicles. Side by side that's what's seperates the blokes from the girls.

My bikes the Drake. As in goose.

Skyryder


:gob: Always thought Guzzi riders were a little GAY!:sick:

[terbang]

No name for my Hayabusa apart from "The Busa". However my 1982 GSX1100 is affectionatly known as "Old Yella" . This is because it is an old faithful (like the dog in the movie) and its painted yellow.

[babyB]

nothing too outlandish for mine but well there's
'Babyb' for the bandit. i didnt name her but it stuck with us mainly from being the baby bike in my odd riding group & me being the youngest, & the decals they put on her. (my No1 baby)
'Barbed Wire' for '87 CBRAero racer couse that was her track name b4 i got her (cibby or tempremantal Bi*ch is often used too)
'Bear' well its plain & simple & deserves respect. its an '86 CBRAero still original
but all are my babys:love:

[Indiana_Jones]

The McQueen Machine

-Indy

[slowpoke]

Well, there's no choke on the poor ol' R1 and after sitting neglected in the shed for three weeks while I'm away at work it's a cranky ol' bitch, and get's called the same. Once it asthmatically fires on a cylinder or two it's "ol' girl" and when the fourth pot chimes in it's "that's my baby".

Once the bike and I have reacquainted ourselves and we're warmed up I can give it a rip from the main road intersection and howl off towards the coast. The smile on my face says it all and no words/names need be said.

Coming across a damp patch under some trees on a frosty morning and the bike becomes hinged in the middle then I'll give an involountary "oi, ya phukka!"....but in fairness that's prolly directed more at me than her. My exhaustively trialled method of clutching the seat vinyl in the iron grip of my sphincter soon brings her back into line.

[Nutter34]

I generally call all my bikes girl....
The Zed calls me by what the registration number implies....

[Skyryder]

:gob: Always thought Guzzi riders were a little GAY!:sick:


Only those whose balls have not dropped think that way. When they do you will know what I'm on about. :scooter:

Skyryder

[andrea]

At last. A kindred spirit. Mines a fella. Any guy who rides a Guzzi and thinks his bikes a girl needs to examine his testicles. Side by side that's what's seperates the blokes from the girls.

My bikes the Drake. As in goose.

Skyryder

nah hang on now my bikes a boy bike<_<

[Nicksta]

well, my FXR is "Tank" because its green... and goes for ever before it needs to be refilled..... its my boy...
havent named the GSXR yet.... but definately need to have a beautiful name.. shes a stunner....

[McJim]

I've bought my wife a cute little 2 stroke animal. She calls it Crazy Frog coz it goes "A ring ding ding ding dada da ding" much like Crazy Frog in the Axel F re-recording.

[Nutter34]

I've bought my wife a cute little 2 stroke animal. She calls it Crazy Frog coz it goes "A ring ding ding ding dada da ding" much like Crazy Frog in the Axel F re-recording.


You mean this one....

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/27390/hunting_down_the_annoying_thing/

[WarlockNZ]

I've bought my wife a cute little 2 stroke animal. She calls it Crazy Frog coz it goes "A ring ding ding ding dada da ding" much like Crazy Frog in the Axel F re-recording.

Now thats just sad, ha ha

[lukelin250]

waa waa waats going on here

[Mental Trousers]

Barbie

Lots of plastic
pink bits
twin headlights
long legs
screams when you twist your wrist
I like it when my girlfriend tells people I'm riding Barbie

[slimjim]

You directed this at Bobsmith.
Saying things like this and in the way you say it is bound to draw attention in this forum. You will get a reaction. I guess this is what you want.
Bobsmith voices his reaction to your comments in his reply.
I agree with what he said.
My opinion is - asking about bike names sounds ok. Talking like a dick is not.

:gob: holy fuck ,yup i too thought your'd just finish using your pipe,:shit:,
:scooter: as for my bike's name, strange "she know's it":whocares: :innocent: