My first motorbike related injury

[gamgee]

And I'm sure many other sportsbike riders can relate, silly woman infront of me emergency braked for a pedestrian that was walking up to a crossing, so I stopped fairly quickly, slid forward on the set, and BAM got my nuts crushed up against the tank :pinch: don't even know how I did it, as I don't usually move around on the seat, but it really really really hurt! got the whole feeling like your gonna throw up thing happening :crybaby:

[paturoa]

not just sports bikes, check out the filler cap on a KDX next time you see one!

[BNZ]

And I'm sure many other sportsbike riders can relate, silly woman infront of me emergency braked for a padestrian that was walking up to a crossing

How silly of her, choosing not to kill the pedestrian and all :lol:

I took a shot to the nuts at paintball a few weeks back, and FUCK ME that hurt.

[gamgee]

How silly of her, choosing not to kill the pedestrian and all :lol:


nah, the guy wasn't even at the crossing, I think she hit the picks as soon as he sort of looked like he might want to use the crossing, I didn't have any trouble stopping in time, just didn't count on the tank in the balls

[Sphinx]

Men I am glad not to have nuts! I am very sorry you poor thing. And please forgive me but I really had to laugh though. I just had this picture in my mind...
I hope you are not impotent now!?

[gamgee]

I hope you are not impotent now!?

wanna help me check?? :buggerd:

[James Deuce]

Important lesson learned - when braking hard grip tank with knees.

[The Pastor]

once I tried to kick start a 250 dirt bike in bare feet, my big toe caught on the footpeg and riped a huge big chunk out.

[James Deuce]

I once got my jandal caught under the side stand of a DT100 and fell over and banged my elbow. Everybody laughed and I was humliated.

I hate bikes.

[apteryx_haasti]

and BAM got my nuts crushed up against the tank :crybaby:

Oh God! Were the cashews OK? I like cashews....

[jtzzr]

ooh thats gotta hurt , here`s a poke in the eye to take your mind off the other injury,:Pokey:

[Crisis management]

Join the real (old) men and get a vasectomy, removes all tender feelings...

[diggydog]

you have to keep those EYES OPEN, be ready for unexpected , there's a lot of drongo's out there, BEWARE.:whistle:hope your nuts are back in shape

[Squeak the Rat]

Tut-tut not to be wearing gonad protection - get a cricket box. :rofl: I also wear plasters over my nipples just in case....

[Black Bandit]

That's why I never took up horse riding

[Viddy]

I find that with my proper riding pants on the nutcrushing effect is greatly reduced - as opposed to jeans or work dress pants. Must be something to do with the padding or webbing that distributes the load, somehow :)

[scracha]

nah, the guy wasn't even at the crossing, I think she hit the picks as soon as he sort of looked like he might want to use the crossing, I didn't have any trouble stopping in time, just didn't count on the tank in the balls

I do that too...better safe than sorry. If you've ever had a ped-lemming walk out infront of you then you'd know why.

What can I say about crushed nuts....more braking distance, grip the tank with your knees.

Thinking of taking up horse riding? Don't wear boxer shorts :baby:

[Jantar]

Well, lets just say that I am very glad that modern bikes have flush fitting fuel caps. Unlike the ones on the old TS range that stick up and grab at a particular part of the anatomy that bleeds extensively when cut. Its embarrassing going to the doctor for stitches, but does leave an interesting looking scar. :whistle:

[sAsLEX]

once I tried to kick start a 250 dirt bike in bare feet, my big toe caught on the footpeg and riped a huge big chunk out.

Poor baby.

Enigma broke both his feet when he got thrown over the bars collecting his feet kicking a big XR.

[Lil_Byte]

My eyes are watering just thinking about it. 1st lesson in life is protect the nads:rockon:

[JeremyW]

Ouch ouch... I know how you feel... Except I did it to myself when I was test riding an RG150 in Taupo. Did an emergency stop to test the brakes and rammed the family jewels into the tank...:sick: I would be surprised if the guy selling it didnt seee me limping away down the drive.... Stupid little japanese designers with little balls designing motorbikes...

Or jumping up kickstarting the CR and slipping off the kickstart only to catch the family jewels between the seat and my butt... :puke: