Crime

[JaysonR16]

I dont mean to be racist or offend anyone just heard this joke and thought it was pretty funny

Im not racist
racism is a crime
crime is for black people

Sorry if anyones offended - just a joke

[Harry33]

I'm not offended...but it's not that funny.

But I can't tell a joke to save myself so atleast you tired. haha

[The_Dover]

I'm outraged.

That is just disgusting and that sort of thing will not be tolerated here on KB.

This ain't the US and Maori's are not technically black.

[onearmedbandit]

This ain't the US and Maori's are not technically black.

Most of them are techically not Maori anyway!

*ducks for cover - but hey come on, 1/32 Maori is 31/32 European!*

[Finn]

I don't get it. Where's the punch line?

By the way, did any of you see the news tonight about another maori baby getting the bash and never waking up? This happened about 8 months ago and still the childs breeders aren't talking. Unusual indeed.

[MattRSK]

I don't get it. Where's the punch line?

By the way, did any of you see the news tonight about another maori baby getting the bash and never waking up? This happened about 8 months ago and still the childs breeders aren't talking. Unusual indeed.

I was going to ask, why has it taken so long to reach the media? I don't understand? Anything! Obviously. Eddie...

[Finn]

I was going to ask, why has it taken so long to reach the media? I don't understand? Anything! Obviously. Eddie...

Matt, you're not allowed to ask that question. It's racism. Please be a good little kiwi and just accept it. Heck, even ignore it. It may just go away.

[Colapop]

The average Maori is only 43% Maori as reported by a genetic scientist.
Jase - Umm huh? I don't get it... mind you there's not alot I do.

[JaysonR16]

Umm huh? I don't get it... mind you there's not alot I do.
well without getting personal

its a sterotype that black people commit crimes and racism is classed as a crime therefore im not racist because its a crime and black people commit crime(according to the joke) so yea does that kind of explain it :s

[Colapop]

Yeah thanks - that's not the bit I don't get bub. What's F U N N Y about it?

[MattRSK]

About as funny as a death.

[The_Dover]

the funny bit is that racism is a crime.

[JaysonR16]

Haha k dont worry obviously not a funny as i thought well i actually thought it was pretty clever but never mind

[DMNTD]

Most of them are techically not Maori anyway!
*ducks for cover - but hey come on, 1/32 Maori is 31/32 European!*

Now that was funny...and true

[Finn]

Racism is no joke. It's a serious crime, just like when black people steal things from you. It's not nice is it?

[JaysonR16]

well i cant imagine it would be

[The_Dover]

fuckin A finn, I can't afford to support my drug habit AND theirs.

[Finn]

fuckin A finn, I can't afford to support my drug habit AND theirs.

Drugs are for white people. Black people just sell them.

[Grahameeboy]

Drugs are for white people. Black people just sell them.

Guess that shows that Black people are more intelligent then....

[JaysonR16]

Guess that shows that Black people are more intelligent then....

...haha you only need to look at the list of unemployed and people on the dole to see that

[Finn]

Guess that shows that Black people are more intelligent then....

Maybe, but they're still black.:innocent:

[Grahameeboy]

...haha you only need to look at the list of unemployed and people on the dole to see that

Yeah maybe Finn should employ a few after sacking that white coporate BS guy eh....you know it makes sense Finny

[Finn]

...haha you only need to look at the list of unemployed and people on the dole to see that

Now you're going too far. This is Jokes and Humour. We're being funny. You're being racist.

[Grahameeboy]

Maybe, but they're still black.:innocent:

and we are still white...............

[Finn]

Yeah maybe Finn should employ a few after sacking that white coporate BS guy eh....you know it makes sense Finny

Yeah, good idea. I could get 15 black people for that guys salary.

[Grahameeboy]

Yeah, good idea. I could get 15 black people for that guys salary.

well there ya go..at least you stand a chance of getting a decision from the 15.....I really think that community service is your calling...

[JaysonR16]

Haha employ me im white and need a job so i can save and buy a bike

[Finn]

Haha employ me im white and need a job so i can save and buy a bike

We don't employ racists.

[Grahameeboy]

We don't employ racists.

Competition would be too much eh??!!:gob:

[JaysonR16]

Just the employer

[Grahameeboy]

Just the employer

:gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob:

[ninjac]

what do you call a black man flying a plane.....



































the Captain you racist fucks!!!!!

[ninjac]

Sorry that last bit sounds a bit too strong, my bad.

[Grahameeboy]

what do you call a black man flying a plane.....



the Captain you racist fucks!!!!!


Sure that wasn't the 'black box'??
Must be past your bedtime........................

[ninjac]

No, that would be a black lady flying the plane!!
And it is getting pretty close to bed time, thanks for the heads up.

[JaysonR16]

Look ok im sorry it was a bad joke i appologise for anyone offended i didnt wanna piss people off im only new and that would be a bad idea. Sorry, bad joke, wont happen again

[MattRSK]

Look ok im sorry it was a bad joke i appologise for anyone offended i didnt wanna piss people off im only new and that would be a bad idea. Sorry, bad joke, wont happen again

dieses ist das Internet keine Notwendigkeit sich zu entschuldigen!

[Grahameeboy]

Look ok im sorry it was a bad joke i appologise for anyone offended i didnt wanna piss people off im only new and that would be a bad idea. Sorry, bad joke, wont happen again

Don't worry about it matey....not a major....

[heyjoe]

I dont mean to be racist or offend anyone just heard this joke and thought it was pretty funny

Im not racist
racism is a crime
crime is for black people

Sorry if anyones offended - just a joke

Hey jaysonR16,
I don't know whether you're a racist or not. I can't tell for sure.
I would say your 3 liner is more about discrimination mate. That is something that is as bad as racism IMO.
As for the funny inference... I can't see the humour here.

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey jaysonR16,
I don't know whether you're a racist or not. I can't tell for sure.
I would say your 3 liner is more about discrimination mate. That is something that is as bad as racism IMO.
As for the funny inference... I can't see the humour here.

Everyones different mate, some may find it funny some may not....

[Whynot]

Hey jaysonR16,
I don't know whether you're a racist or not. I can't tell for sure.
I would say your 3 liner is more about discrimination mate. That is something that is as bad as racism IMO.
As for the funny inference... I can't see the humour here.

dude, chill out ... it was meant to be a joke.
:whocares:

[The_Dover]

well, I didn't piss my self but it was mildly amusing.

[heyjoe]

dude, chill out ... it was meant to be a joke.
:whocares:

Hey there,
I was responding to what he said at the beginning.
"I dont mean to be racist or offend anyone just heard this joke..."
Having read the whole thread now (including #36) - I suspect he is not.
I get that he was telling a joke. I understand what was meant. I am not offended. I have a very good sense of humour. I just didn't think it was funny.

[Colapop]

Look ok im sorry it was a bad joke i appologise for anyone offended i didnt wanna piss people off im only new and that would be a bad idea. Sorry, bad joke, wont happen again
F*ck off!! Make it happen again - show some nuts lad! There's plenty of squirrels here if you get too far out of line...

[Coyote]

If it wasn't for racism, metalwork class wouldn't be so hilarious

"The drill press won't work cause I'm black! Fuck!"

[Shadows]

The average Maori is only 43% Maori as reported by a genetic scientist.

And as we all know the minority rules....

[Sniper]

Its the intardnet. If you found it funny, thats what matters. Dont get all fucken apologetic about it, or we shall send Dover around