Bikini Bike Wash

[Fishy]

Does anyone know what the date is for the upcoming Bikini Bike Wash at Mt Edens? I read about it somewhere but can't remember where.

[placidfemme]

*pays close attention*

[LilSel]

*pays attention too*

please please dont let this be when I am overseas...
if it is then when I get back... PF... ill give ya $50 to clean my bike wearing a G :shifty:

[Fishy]

I'm pretty sure its November sometime but can't remember the date.

[DEMONICST8]

November 18th

[Fishy]

November 18th

Ah crap thats the day Rossi is racing the rally in Hmailton....hmmm which is more important?......

[Whynot]

Ah crap thats the day Rossi is racing the rally in Hmailton....hmmm which is more important?......

When you figure out the answer to that particular question your life will be complete
:yes:

[bobsmith]

I'm more interested in what LilSel has proposed... :corn: :corn: :corn:

[LilSel]

ooOOooOOooOOOoo

If its on that day then woop woop :D... I get back from South America on the 17th yay yay!!

[Maverick]

ooOOooOOooOOOoo

If its on that day then woop woop :D... I get back from South America on the 17th yay yay!!

Better hope the flight isnt delayed loading the Coke onboard :P

[LilSel]

Better hope the flight isnt delayed loading the Coke onboard :P

lol... Thanks Mav... :shit:
Hope that isnt a jinx

[Swoop]

Ah crap thats the day Rossi is racing the rally in Hmailton....hmmm which is more important?......
Cages driving around, or bikes being washed by bikini clad babes... Really, a no brainer!

[placidfemme]

*pays attention too*

please please dont let this be when I am overseas...
if it is then when I get back... PF... ill give ya $50 to clean my bike wearing a G :shifty:

Sorry but I charge a bit more than that... its $40 for the G-String (your choice of colour), and then another $60 per bike washed... :innocent:

[adiddy]

*pays attention too*

please please dont let this be when I am overseas...
if it is then when I get back... PF... ill give ya $50 to clean my bike wearing a G :shifty:

haha badddd

["D" FZ1]

Last year was good :yes:

["D" FZ1]

And another shot

[LilSel]

Sorry but I charge a bit more than that... its $40 for the G-String (your choice of colour), and then another $60 per bike washed... :innocent:

hahaha... $100?? :shit: would hope il'd get more than a clean bike and a perve for that!!

[LilSel]

Sorry but I charge a bit more than that... its $40 for the G-String (your choice of colour), and then another $60 per bike washed... :innocent:

oh and you can have a spa after you've washed my bike (incase you get dirty)... AND lots of beer :innocent: :dodge:

[placidfemme]

hahaha... $100?? :shit: would hope il'd get more than a clean bike and a perve for that!!

doubt it... how come I have to wear just a G and they have BIKINIS on... seems your getting a better deal from me anyway ( . )( . )

[LilSel]

doubt it... how come I have to wear just a G and they have BIKINIS on... seems your getting a better deal from me anyway ( . )( . )

cuz you've got nice boobs... we've already discussed this remember!!!

Ok... you win... its a deal... :woohoo:

[placidfemme]

lol Nov the 18th aye? I'm sure I could get my bike nice and dirty by then...

hehe we'll see if Sam can come and be my bodyguard

[LilSel]

hehe we'll see if Sam can come and be my bodyguard

LOL... Hell I wont be bringing my fiancé, I'd get my ass kicked for perving!!

[placidfemme]

LOL... Hell I wont be bringing my fiancé, I'd get my ass kicked for perving!!

Sam and I have an undestanding.... we're both aloud to window shop but we're not aloud to buy anything lol

[GR81]

Sam and I have an undestanding.... we're both aloud to window shop but we're not aloud to buy anything lol
it's only cheating if you get caught! :dodge:

[LilSel]

we're both aloud to window shop but we're not aloud to buy anything lol

I wondered why those windows had smear marks on them :dodge:

[adiddy]

haha this will be quite a day i think!!!

[placidfemme]

it's only cheating if you get caught! :dodge:

lol thats right! You do know that good girls are just bad girls who havn't been caught yet don't you?

*is a good girl* :innocent:

[adiddy]

why dont pf and lilsel do it together ?!
they sould do twice as many bikes ......

[Squeak the Rat]

heavens, some of us are trying to concentrate on work :whistle:


ah feck work, carry on.....I'll turn up with my brethren mates.....

[placidfemme]

heavens, some of us are trying to concentrate on work :whistle:


ah feck work, carry on.....I'll turn up with my brethren mates.....

the brethren are coming! run!

[Whynot]

why dont pf and lilsel do it together ?!
they sould do twice as many bikes ......

now there's a good idea :yes:

[Squeak the Rat]

the brethren are coming! run!

Whatever happened to this: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=785350&postcount=7 :killingme

[placidfemme]

Whatever happened to this: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=785350&postcount=7 :killingme

Thats different... they were coming to MY house so... MY rules... in public its a different story

[LilSel]

the brethren are coming! run!

:shit: *runs!*

[placidfemme]

:shit: *runs!*

lol at least its not Brian Tamaki... latest news now is he is going to start doing "gay exercisms (sp)"

[Squeak the Rat]

That's going beyond a joke. He does ride a bike and he might actually turn up.. :sick:

[LilSel]

lol at least its not Brian Tamaki... latest news now is he is going to start doing "gay exercisms (sp)"

Really??

I so Dare you to do it... lol... see if it works haha

[placidfemme]

Really??

I so Dare you to do it... lol... see if it works haha

yep... getting a special preacher in to talk about it:

http://gaynz.com/news/default.asp?dismode=article&artid=3862

You wouldn't be able to pay me to go into one of his churches... cause I'd proberly end up burning the place down and making them all sacrifices to the lesbian god of dirty sex

[LilSel]

That's going beyond a joke. He does ride a bike and he might actually turn up.. :sick:

wouldn't it be against the rules of his church?? lol...

[placidfemme]

wouldn't it be against the rules of his church?? lol...


he's like helen clark... he changes the rules to suit him

[LilSel]

Maybe Auntie Helen will turn up too on her vespa...
(She'd be into bikini girls!)

That could be interesting... Helen Vs Brian... Who'd win??

[ManDownUnder]

lol at least its not Brian Tamaki... latest news now is he is going to start doing "gay exercisms (sp)"

You shoudl go - then confirm if it succeeds or not... go back again... and again... and again... as often as you want to.

He should love you all the more for being keen, and you should get a laugh out of it.

Tell him you're a biker too... LOL

:rockon:

[ManDownUnder]

yep... getting a special preacher in to talk about it:

http://gaynz.com/news/default.asp?dismode=article&artid=3862

You wouldn't be able to pay me to go into one of his churches... cause I'd proberly end up burning the place down and making them all sacrifices to the lesbian god of dirty sex

If there's not too much pain involved... can I be sacrificed too?

And can I bring a wee camcorder?

[placidfemme]

You shoudl go - then confirm if it succeeds or not... go back again... and again... and again... as often as you want to.

He should love you all the more for being keen, and you should get a laugh out of it.

Tell him you're a biker too... LOL

:rockon:

but what if it works? lol how will I explain that to Sam...

"sorry babe... can't come with you to see the half naked women clean bikes... its just not right... now where did I put my bible... oh... can you move out please... I don't wanna live in sin anymore"

[ManDownUnder]

but what if it works? lol how will I explain that to Sam...




It's ok - I'll help talk you back into it.

[Squeak the Rat]

I can just imagine Brian Tamaki's cermemony for this gay exorcism. Himself and 100 of his closest priests and pastors..... shudder..... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukake)

[ManDownUnder]

November 18th

AWWW SHIT. I'll be away!

[LilSel]

"sorry babe... can't come with you to see the half naked women clean bikes... its just not right... now where did I put my bible... oh... can you move out please... I don't wanna live in sin anymore"

:gob: :gob: :gob:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jantar]

Damn... I had intended going for a ride thiis afternoon, then I started reading this thread and now half the afternoon has gone...

Now where do I find a good looking young female motorcyclist to come and wash my bike in a bikini (or less) :innocent:

[adiddy]

so where are we all meeting for this thing , at what time?!

[adiddy]

im sure that any bikers hu wanna se the bikie angels washing bikes will wanna join in with the day?

[placidfemme]

lol I don't think many of the biker angels will be showing up :) not unless some hunk volunteers to cleans the womens bikes...

[adiddy]

lol I don't think many of the biker angels will be showing up :) not unless some hunk volunteers to cleans the womens bikes...

lol, :gob: umm ill pass

[The_Dover]

fuck that,

cleaning is womens work.

[Whynot]

lol I don't think many of the biker angels will be showing up :) not unless some hunk volunteers to cleans the womens bikes...

maybe ..... if the price is right :innocent:

[placidfemme]

fuck that,

cleaning is womens work.

lol that must be why you crash your bikes...

"oh look its dirty... don't wanna clean it... crash it and get a new clean one"

p/t :)

[HenryDorsetCase]

making them all sacrifices to the lesbian god of dirty sex

I think I might have seen a few films on that topic :) :p aranoid:

[adiddy]

hahaha ?!
if i was doing it itd be a damn expensive bike wash
:yes:

[Smokin]

lol I don't think many of the biker angels will be showing up :) not unless some hunk volunteers to cleans the womens bikes...

Alright.... Alright.... just let me find my speedo's.

[NighthawkNZ]

frack andi live down here ... bugger bugger bugger :(

[jtzzr]

Maybe Helen Clark in a bikini washing the bikes:sick: ,That would surely convert gay women ,that would make Pope Brian Tamaki happy surely , mind you it could have an adverse effect and turn some straight guys gay, nah forget it keep it the way it is. Now to get my bike dirty before November.

[NighthawkNZ]

Maybe Helen Clark in a bikini washing the bikes

:no: :eek5:

ROCKS BACK AND FORTH saying...
"think happy thoughts... think happy thoughts... think happy thoughts... go to happy place... happy place...."

[dawnrazor]

I can just imagine Brian Tamaki's cermemony for this gay exorcism. Himself and 100 of his closest priests and pastors..... shudder..... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukake)

Well I've learnt something new today thanks squeaker...i think

"Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of people take turns ejaculating onto someone. There can be strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of bukkake seen in such publications will involve a woman or man sitting, lying down, or kneeling while men (or functional transsexuals) approach to masturbate until they ejaculate on her/his body, primarily on the face or in the mouth. The semen is left on the face as another man repeats the routine.

Lesbian bukkake is an emerging form of Bukkake involving female ejaculation instead of male ejaculation."

[dawnrazor]

Last year was good :yes:

was looking at some of the photos from last year the other day, there is one fine example of 'camel toe', that was a bit "oh look my snatch has eaten my bikini", the perils of the job I guess

[Karma]

Cages driving around, or bikes being washed by bikini clad babes... Really, a no brainer!

Judging by the quality of the "babes" from last year I think I'll take the rally thanks.

[adiddy]

Judging by the quality of the "babes" from last year I think I'll take the rally thanks.

they didnt look bad to me !!!! not the hottest but u know u would weasel

[Karma]

they didnt look bad to me !!!! not the hottest but u know u would weasel

That goes without saying mate, but then at this point in time I'd nail just about anything that moves... :gob:

[adiddy]

That goes without saying mate, but then at this point in time I'd nail just about anything that moves... :gob:

hope our not coming on the ride tonight!!!!

[adiddy]

so gujys and gals hows this event go?

[-df-]

I'm definatly going

What does it actually cost to get the bike washed?

[Squeak the Rat]

Read about it here:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=38269

Saturday 18th Nov. 10 squids get you a clean ride and proceeds go to a good cause.

[Toaster]

gutted... away that day on holiday.... bike will just stay dirty, hope it goes well.

[Ghost Lemur]

One needs to be done down here in support of Burwood. It'd take those girls hours to get my bike spotless.

[jtzzr]

Come on Saturday my bike is just "soooooooo" DIRTY" unlike myself as pure as the driven snow :innocent: , much like all other KB persons. Sooooooo " DIRTY":innocent: :innocent:

[WINJA]

*pays attention too*

please please dont let this be when I am overseas...
if it is then when I get back... PF... ill give ya $50 to clean my bike wearing a G :shifty:

$50 , ID DO IT, I GOT MAN BOOBS

[LilSel]

;)
$50 , ID DO IT, I GOT MAN BOOBS

Will you wear a G?¿

[LilSel]

Saturday 18th Nov. 10 squids get you a clean ride and proceeds go to a good cause.

:D yay!!! I get home from Argentina on the 17th!!!! :D perfect timing :D