New drink!

[Swoop]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "

"First, you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next, you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally, you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK?
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... In one second the sharp lime taste hits.....

At two seconds the Baileys curdles .... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,"Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job"

[Drum]

When I was a bartender we called it the "concrete mixer".

[judecatmad]

Ah bugger, I got to spread it around before giving you some more apparently (green bling that is, LOL).

Nice one!!

[jumma]

Known to me as the "concrete mixer" also, minus the salt. Fucken horrid drink, but gave my bartender friend a good laugh.

[Macktheknife]

When I was a bartender we called it the "concrete mixer".

What he said

[Str8 Jacket]

Yep back in the day it was even called a Concrete Mixer when I worked in a bar in good ol Rotovegas. Farken awful drink!

[ManDownUnder]

Yep back in the day it was even called a Concrete Mixer when I worked in a bar in good ol Rotovegas. Farken awful drink!

It's sad... a good blow job is a truly soul pleasing experience

[Str8 Jacket]

It's sad... a good blow job is a truly soul pleasing experience

hehe, deep throat! :D

I much prefer Quick F*cks!

[nudemetalz]

It's sad... a good blow job is a truly soul pleasing experience

Hmm,..you really do not want to be yelling that out in a crowded bar.....:shit:

[LilSel]

Nice one lol

[ManDownUnder]

Hmm,..you really do not want to be yelling that out in a crowded bar.....:shit:

Crowded bar... no worries... gar bar.. errr no.... not for me personally..

[MikeyG]

hehe, deep throat! :D

I much prefer Quick F*cks!

And you claim to be a lady

[dasser]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While
they're
sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about
this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the
more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into
having one.
After
a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender
brings the drink and puts the following on the bar:

* A saltshaker,
* a shot of Baileys,
* and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
explains, "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you
drink the
shot
of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally you drink the lime
juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue--salty but OK. He drinks the shot of
Baileys--smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks, "This is
OK!" Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one
second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys
curdles; At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend,
he
swallows the now nasty drink. :sick:

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and
says,"Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him
and says, "Blow Job Revenge!" :yes:

[Stirts]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink.

The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

A salt shaker,
A shot of Baileys,
A shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,
And finally you drink the lime juice.'

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue........ salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits...

2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles.....

3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits.....

4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,

‘Jesus what do you call that drink?'

She smiles widely at him and says,





































"Blow Job Revenge"

[kevfromcoro]

Jeezzzz

I nearlly brought up my breakfast.........

[Stirts]

Jeezzzz

I nearlly brought up my breakfast.........

:rofl: And my work here is done :D

[sinfull]

I finally talked the Mrs into coming out with me for a few drinks.
While we were Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk me into having one.
After a while I gave in and let her order the drink for me. The
Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

1. A salt shaker,
2. A shot of Baileys,
3. A shot of lime juice.

I looked at the items quizzically and the Mrs finally explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue.
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth.
And finally you drink the lime juice.'
So, being the sort of bloke i am, trying to go along and please her, i went for it.

I put the salt on my tongue........salty but OK.

I drank the shot of Baileys and held it in my mouth........smooth, Rich, cool, very pleasant. I think........this is OK.

Finally I pick up the lime juice and drank it.

1. In one second the sharp lime taste hit

2. At two seconds the Baileys curdled

3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like Consistency hit

4. At four seconds it feels as if I had a mouth full of nasty snot

This triggers a gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint the girlfriend, I swallowed the foul tasting drink.

When I'd finally choked it down, I turned to the girlfriend, and said, Jesus what do you call that drink?'

She smiled widely at me and said, 'Blow Job Revenge.'

[p.dath]

Hahaha! Should have posted this under jokes. :yes:

[NDORFN]

Top man for leading by example (swallowing). Hope she reciprocates. Next time she does that to you, order her a rotten fish, and tell her to lick it.

[Donor]

Without the salt, AKA a Concrete Mixer

[Trudes]

That's bloody fantasic.... Add a raw oyster and it'd be totally spot on! :sick:

[sinfull]

Top man for leading by example (swallowing). Hope she reciprocates. Next time she does that to you, order her a rotten fish, and tell her to lick it.


That's bloody fantasic.... Add a raw oyster and it'd be totally spot on! :sick:
Hahaha depends on what ya been eating i guess !
Oooooo ya just ruined the feed of rock oysters i'd been yearning !!

[Maha]

That's bloody fantasic.... Add a raw oyster and it'd be totally spot on! :sick:

Reminds me of a wedding we attended a few years ago, some wanky wineyard in Russell, anyway, this waitress was walking around with a tray of crap and offered me something off it. There were those small spring roll things and other deep fried stuff on the tray plus, shooter glasses with red stuff and something else in them, I thought it was dipping sauce for the spring rolls, so I dipped...turns out, the they were oyster shooters, fuck im all class!!!!:wari:

[R6_kid]

That's bloody fantasic.... Add a raw oyster and it'd be totally spot on! :sick:

And yet you still love it.

[Trudes]

And yet you still love it.

I couldn't possibly comment...... :shutup:

[R6_kid]

I couldn't possibly comment...... :shutup:

Is it better on your face or in your mouth?

[Trudes]

Is it better on your face or in your mouth?

Anywhere is better than in the eye. ;)

[YellowDog]

My Mrs thought this was great.

I just can't work out how she would know................

[kunoichi]

Reminds me of a wedding we attended a few years ago, some wanky wineyard in Russell, anyway, this waitress was walking around with a tray of crap and offered me something off it. There were those small spring roll things and other deep fried stuff on the tray plus, shooter glasses with red stuff and something else in them, I thought it was dipping sauce for the spring rolls, so I dipped...turns out, the they were oyster shooters, fuck im all class!!!!:wari:

:rofl: nice bro!

As for concrete mixers, ladies i found it to be a really good cure for when the oh-so-often-melodramaz hit! great distraction. :p

[FJRider]

Hahaha! Should have posted this under jokes. :yes:

If he was joking ... he would have .... :rockon:

[Headbanger]

I have fond memories of drinking a concrete mixer, followed by the immediate ejection of the contents of my stomach, which amounted to 20 beers and a plate of chips. Luckily most of the group of people I projectile vomited on were strangers, and I was able to pretend it wasn't me by walking into the public bar and throwing up in there to the amusement of a few punters.


At this time I changed tact and just denied knowing anything about the spewed on people in the lounge bar, the puddle of spew in the public bar, the spew on my chin or the spew down my jumper.

At which time the bar manager told me he had just seen me pull of the entire stunt, so I called him a liar and challenged him and his staff to some good old fashioned fisticuffs.



ah yes, fond memories.

[sinfull]

ah yes, fond memories.OMG that was almost identical to the night i got married but it was a minister rather than a bar manager !
No wait, apparently i met the wife after a bottle of mezcal tequila, she thought it was cute the way my boots were hanging out from under a toilet stall every time someone went in !
I wasn't so much fun after i came to and the mescalin was still ruling my persona !
But she came back next day and filled me in on allll the details ! I thought how could you not go home with someone with such a good memory ! The rest is history but i forget now !
mehhh i'll ask the kids !

[Fatt Max]

Anywhere is better than in the eye. ;)

Yeah, tell me about it.......

[crazyhorse]

I think this is brilliant - ha ha ha ha:stupid:

[ajturbo]

hahahhha... LOVE your wife .....!!!!


i like her love of danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sooooooo you get another one?

hahahahhahahahah

[ajturbo]

hahahhha... LOVE your wife .....!!!!


i like her love of danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sooooooo you get another one?

hahahahhahahahah
i ment drink... not wife

[coffeejunkie]

OMG! Seeing as i know your better half this was a classic:rofl:

[BiK3RChiK]

Every guy should have one of those drinks at least once in his life!:shifty:

[Stirts]

Every guy should have one of those drinks at least once in his life!:shifty:

A drink as substitute? Nah, I think most men would prefer the real thing!!

I wonder about the percentage of men who have looked at a dog licking his balls, and thought, “Hmm, if only I could do that”? I would say most, if not all men have thought this. AND I am pretty sure most have attempted the act of autofellatio, or solo-sucking.

EDIT: Now on further investigation, I have found a way for the not so flexible males amongst us.....

STEP 1.....Lube up some PVC pipe
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/illustrations/m_auto_1.gif

STEP 2.....Pump and suck
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/illustrations/m_auto_2.gif

[davebullet]

I wonder about the percentage of men who have looked at a dog licking his balls, and thought, “Hmm, if only I could do that”? I would say most, if not all men have thought this.

That's honestly one thing I've never thought about. I've never thought about licking my dogs balls.

[paulmac]

Dogs only lick their balls cause they can't make a fist ...........!!!

[Stirts]

That's honestly one thing I've never thought about. I've never thought about licking my dogs balls.

That would be classed as a form of incest. But if you lick another dogs balls make sure you pat him first!

[icekiwi]

That's honestly one thing I've never thought about. I've never thought about licking my dogs balls.

If you give him a biscuit he might let you.....:laugh:

[one fast tl1ooo]

man she got you good, i can see y you were allmost :sick:

[davebullet]

If you give him a biscuit he might let you.....:laugh:

Ok guys... you know I'll try anything once. I went to lick his balls, but then realised he's castrated.

[Hans]

Top man for leading by example (swallowing). Hope she reciprocates. Next time she does that to you, order her a rotten fish, and tell her to lick it.

Bwaaaaa....
Must spread around before you can rep some more....

[Mschvs]

I finally talked the Mrs into coming out with me for a few drinks.
While we were Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk me into having one.
After a while I gave in and let her order the drink for me. The
Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

1. A salt shaker,
2. A shot of Baileys,
3. A shot of lime juice.

I looked at the items quizzically and the Mrs finally explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue.
Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth.
And finally you drink the lime juice.'
So, being the sort of bloke i am, trying to go along and please her, i went for it.

I put the salt on my tongue........salty but OK.

I drank the shot of Baileys and held it in my mouth........smooth, Rich, cool, very pleasant. I think........this is OK.

Finally I pick up the lime juice and drank it.

1. In one second the sharp lime taste hit

2. At two seconds the Baileys curdled

3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like Consistency hit

4. At four seconds it feels as if I had a mouth full of nasty snot

This triggers a gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint the girlfriend, I swallowed the foul tasting drink.

When I'd finally choked it down, I turned to the girlfriend, and said, Jesus what do you call that drink?'

She smiled widely at me and said, 'Blow Job Revenge.'

I call it the concrete mixer!! Haha ... usually bypass the salt though to be honest ... guess that's what makes it blow job revenge!!!

[NDORFN]

I call it the concrete mixer!! Haha ... usually bypass the salt though to be honest ... guess that's what makes it blow job revenge!!!

Funny how women see it as revenge. Fucken feminists.

[crazyhorse]

I still think this is a good one - maybe I'll try it on someone...... hmmmmmm!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laug h:

[gatch]

Funny how women see it as revenge. Fucken feminists.

I was under the impression woman loved a mouthful :innocent:

[merv]

Anywhere is better than in the eye. ;)

Remind me not to do that to you then :laugh:

[shafty]

So....................SINFULL swallows, - who would've known? LOL

Reminds me of when the Girlfriend whispered "Make love to me like in the movies"
So I rammed it up her butt then came on her face.
Apparently we watch different movies :innocent:

[one fast tl1ooo]

New cocktail A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they'resitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about thisreally great new drink.The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and startstrying to talk her boyfriend into having one.After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. TheBartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: 1. A salt shaker2. A shot of Baileys3. A shot of lime juice The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue.Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth.And finally you drink the lime juice.' So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth,rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. 1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits 2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles 3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistencyhits 4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting todisappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend and says"Jesus what do you call that drink?' She smiles widely at him and says,'Blow Job Revenge.'