Oh...Dear...

[MSTRS]

After last weekend's abortive attempt at 'helping' http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37199
I thought I would try again...with the dishwasher....big mistake! Totally re-arranged.
Should I just stay in the gargre in future?
:innocent:

[yungatart]

Oh FFS
You'd think after 18 years of being together and washing clothes and dishes bloody near every day of that time, you'd have learned how to do it properly.
Ask for lessons if you don't know what you are doing - or just observe what I do - your 7 y/o granddaughter can do it - What is your problem!!!!
Rant over:love:

[hXc]

To answer your question, yes. And notice that the two viewing the thread are both male, and both live in the same house? Hmmm. . .Away from the laundry and kitchen, is where I shall stay. Except for visits to the fridge and/or pantry.

[MSTRS]

Blah...blah...mutter...mumble... What is your problem!!!!


The pinny is too tight and cuts off the oxygen supply to my 'parts'??

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

The pinny is too tight and cuts off the oxygen supply to my 'parts'??

Consider yourself luck you still have parts left!!

[Ixion]

Your problem is that you are approaching things from a chicky perspective instead of taking a bloke approach.

Now: faced with (a) a dishwasher and (b) a pile of dirty dishes, what would be the correct Kiwi Bloke thing to do ?

Obvious, ain't it. Take the dishwasher to pieces. Leave in bits for a few months whilst sourcing a few elusive parts that my be showing signs of wear. Meanwhile, she can do the dishes by hand. Sorted.

EDIT: Let this be a lesson to you young fellows. When faced with an household situation the Kiwi Bloke should always resort in the first instance to spanners. (The gas axe is reserved for particularly serious problems)

[MattRSK]

Crikey. Kiwibiker now offering family mediation services!

[Maha]

Crikey. Kiwibiker now offering family mediation services!

:killingme :killingme :killingme .....you need some *bling*......

[Crisis management]

Is this the Napier edition of "Days of our lives"?


Im sure it was Kiwibiker when I logged on.....

[The Pastor]

What ever you do, don't put normal dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher machine, unless your having a foam party, in which case invite me!

[Edbear]

What ever you do, don't put normal dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher machine,




UMM! Too late...!:innocent:

[MSTRS]

UMM! Too late...!:innocent:
Maaate....ya didn't, did ya?
There's room in my gargre for ya..

[cowboyz]

i had wednesday off and did 4 loads of washing to make the little woman happy. Then I remembered your thread and quickly removed all clothes from the line before she got home. Problem sorted. Clothes dry. worked for me. Browny points scored and I didn't have to put up with a lesson on how to do it "properly"

[Edbear]

Maaate....ya didn't, did ya?
There's room in my gargre for ya..



Well, you see.. we'd run out of the powdered stuff and I thought she'd got some new fangled liquid stuff to try... So bein' the helpful hubby type I put the dishwaher on before goin' out to work!:yes:

Gotta luv her though, she'd cleaned it all up by the time I got home!:love:

And I didn't have to sleep in the garage, I think she found telling all and sundry how dumb I was was very theraputic!

[MSTRS]

'Next' time try putting it in the rinse aid unit. Go on. Fill it right up. Trust me on this:shifty:

[MattRSK]

What ever you do, don't put normal dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher machine, unless your having a foam party, in which case invite me!

*goes off to put the dishes on*

This i have got to see!

[Hitcher]

One wonders why some people don't just talk with each other...

[MSTRS]

One wonders why some people don't just talk with each other...

And the way to elicit some humour from this would be?

[Hitcher]

And the way to elicit some humour from this would be?

By pulling a rubber dishwashing glove over one's head? Works for me...

[MattRSK]

Its Hitcher, just laugh at the fact.

[dawnrazor]

After last weekend's abortive attempt at 'helping' http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37199
I thought I would try again...with the dishwasher....big mistake! Totally re-arranged.
Should I just stay in the gargre in future?
:innocent:


Oh FFS
You'd think after 18 years of being together and washing clothes and dishes bloody near every day of that time, you'd have learned how to do it properly.
Ask for lessons if you don't know what you are doing - or just observe what I do - your 7 y/o granddaughter can do it - What is your problem!!!!
Rant over:love:


To answer your question, yes. And notice that the two viewing the thread are both male, and both live in the same house? Hmmm. . .Away from the laundry and kitchen, is where I shall stay. Except for visits to the fridge and/or pantry.

I am correct in assuming you 3 live under the same roof?

If any of you 3 have emailed each other while in the same house, you should be smacked.

Carry on...

[MattRSK]

oar statrte doouing dis

[MSTRS]

I am correct in assuming you 3 live under the same roof?

If any of you 3 have emailed each other while in the same house, you should be smacked.

Carry on...

We draw the line at texting each other. Is that OK?

[Edbear]

If any of you 3 have emailed each other while in the same house, you should be smacked.

Carry on...




Mmmm! I'll just email the Missus and suggest it....

[bobsmith]

Bloody hell people, why bother with all the fuss???

Just go break a finger and then they won't mind when you don't do any house work!!! well worked for me so far anyway....

[Maha]

By pulling a rubber dishwashing glove over one's head? Works for me...

Dist twyied dat and iz thuck on my ed..........Dam you Hitcher, now i sound funny..:angry: :innocent:

[Edbear]

'Next' time try putting it in the rinse aid unit. Go on. Fill it right up. Trust me on this:shifty:



Mmmmm! Your eyes seem a bit shifty, are you sure it'll be okay...?:sunny:

[MSTRS]

'course it will. Would I put you crook? :innocent: Go on. I know you want to see what happens.

[Swoop]

i had wednesday off and did 4 loads of washing to make the little woman happy. Then I remembered your thread and quickly removed all clothes from the line before she got home. Problem sorted. Clothes dry. worked for me. Browny points scored and I didn't have to put up with a lesson on how to do it "properly"

You are wise in the ways of the force!!!

More education of kiwibikers, from your banks of knowledge, is required here....:innocent:

[yungatart]

One wonders why some people don't just talk with each other...

And, what, pray tell, would be the fun in that?


This way Mstrs gets to tell everyone just how hard done by he is and what a terrible, ovely critical, pedantic, nit picking, fish-wifely harridan he married, thereby eliciting the sympathy vote in bucket loads from some of you on here.

One wonders what the reaction would be should I, on returning from a little poootle on my bike, prak said machine across the bloody gargre doorway, thereby rendering the rest of the gargre useless, unavailable and a complete waste of space. My washing line and dishwasher is no different, you know, the available space must be utilised correctly for maximum benefit!

[MattRSK]

'course it will. Would I put you crook? :innocent: Go on. I know you want to see what happens.

So you want to come clean up my Mother's kitchen now? Damn im so gullible!

[MSTRS]

There is one born every minute.....

[Ixion]

One wonders why some people don't just talk with each other...

How do you do emoticons that way ?

[Ixion]

And, what, pray tell, would be the fun in that?


This way Mstrs gets to tell everyone just how hard done by he is and what a terrible, ovely critical, pedantic, nit picking, fish-wifely harridan he married, thereby eliciting the sympathy vote in bucket loads from some of you on here.

One wonders what the reaction would be should I, on returning from a little poootle on my bike, prak said machine across the bloody gargre doorway, thereby rendering the rest of the gargre useless, unavailable and a complete waste of space. My washing line and dishwasher is no different, you know, the available space must be utilised correctly for maximum benefit!

But look on the bright side. Dishwasher, clothsline and washing machine are all still in one piece, are they not?

Now, when my mother , many years ago, asked my father to move the TV set whilst she vacuumed under it, he promptly found an overpowering need to take it to pieces, then "borrowed" several of the pieces for another project of his. It was 10 years before she got that TV set back in one piece.

See how fortunate you are that Mr MSTRS is still a neophyte at Kiwi Blokiness.

[MSTRS]

See how fortunate you are that Mr MSTRS is still a neophyte at Kiwi Blokiness.

48 years and still working on it - good things take time....

[hXc]

This way Mstrs gets to tell everyone just how hard done by he is and what a terrible, ovely critical, pedantic, nit picking, fish-wifely harridan he married, thereby eliciting the sympathy vote in bucket loads from some of you on here.Are you trying to say that you're his 2nd wife? 'Cause in that case, why the hell didn't you tell me?! Also, the first one sounds like a bitch. Glad she's not my mother!

Can I stop greasing now, or will you let me go to Evermore and Pluto?

[The_Dover]

paper plates and disposable underwear

it's the way of the future I tell you

[Str8 Jacket]

paper plates and disposable underwear

it's the way of the future I tell you

Do you mean like Depend or Huggies type disposable underwear? Cause thats the first thing that I thought off when I read that. Can you imagine a motorcyclist with nappies on underneath their leathers?! Wouldnt imagine it would be a pretty sight...

[yungatart]

Do you mean like Depend or Huggies type disposable underwear? Cause thats the first thing that I thought off when I read that. Can you imagine a motorcyclist with nappies on underneath their leathers?! Wouldnt imagine it would be a pretty sight...

As in.. does my arse look big in these..?

[hXc]

paper plates and disposable underwear

it's the way of the future I tell you
'Course it's the way of the future. Students at universities have been doing it for years!

[MSTRS]

An excellent remedy for those brown trouser moments tho

[hXc]

Would definately keep you warm on those cold mornings.:mellow:

[The_Dover]

and you wouldn't have to stop to pee

[hXc]

and you wouldn't have to stop to pee
So, you're saying that we should be stopping to pee? Oh dear, no wonder people were looking at me funny.

[Str8 Jacket]

As in.. does my arse look big in these..?

hehe, maybe they could start making Ultra Slim, Slim, Medium and so on. You know for those self conscience types...

[MSTRS]

So, you're saying that we should be stopping to pee? Oh dear, no wonder people were looking at me funny.

Nah, mate! Its cos the bulge in your leathers is in the wrong place:doh:

[The_Dover]

So, you're saying that we should be stopping to pee? Oh dear, no wonder people were looking at me funny.

hey dude, it's optional, as is sitting down to pee.

I think they look at you funny cos your avatar looks strikingly like my one. scary.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

What ever you do, don't put normal dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher machine, unless your having a foam party, in which case invite me!

You blonde too?? I did that - takes ages to clean up!! The other one is too much bubble bath in the spa!!

[The Pastor]

You blonde too?? I did that - takes ages to clean up!! The other one is too much bubble bath in the spa!!

Yeah I put it on and went out, came back and our entire kitchen was under foam.

[Colapop]

It aint that uncommon... The spa and the dishwasher... - who knew?? Apparently soap aint the same as soap...???