No more Mr Nice Guy.

[scumdog]

O.K. - After a couple of years and a few thousand wanky posts form equally wanky members I have decide to 'tell it from the heart' when I read a wanky post.

Those that KNOW me will know the true me - the rest of you can take your chances with my responses to your pathetic, poorly spelled, grammatically innaccurate, juvenile padentic cop bashing Harley-hating posts.

Oh, and I'm drinking Passport Blended Whisky that CB bought me.

[Mr. Peanut]

Wtf Has That Got To Do With A Modern Jap Single?

[Ixion]

pedantic. It's pedantic. And inaccurate. :rofl: :dodge:

[onearmedbandit]

This should be fun.

BTW, would that be 'poorly spelt' or 'poorly spelled'?

[Mr. Peanut]

The man is already drinking; lets not encourage him with innaccurate, padentic repostes.

[miSTa]

...padentic...

Errr, shouldn't that be "pedantic (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=pedantic)" see http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/padentic :innocent:

I'm going to run away and hide now, bye...:hug:

[Jantar]

Oh, and I'm drinking Passport Blended Whisky that CB bought me.
Ahhh, That explains it. A true southern man will only drink a genuine 12 year old single malt, or a Speights. :drinkup:

As I've run out of both, I'm enjoying a nice Sauvignon Blanc

[Coyote]

effin harley ridin pigs , chu aint gangsta bra

[scumdog]

Ahhh, That explains it. A true southern man will only drink a genuine 12 year old single malt, or a Speights. :drinkup:

As I've run out of both, I'm enjoying a nice Sauvignon Blanc

Poverty (and a well meaning woman) will strike you down.

It's one thing for you older members to slag me off but just wait until a junior member has a go at me!!( or posts some absolute tripe)

And I said: NO PEDANTS ya sober smart-arses!!

[miSTa]

And I said: NO PEDANTS ya sober smart-arses!!

Sentences don't start with an "and" :spanking:

[Waylander]

Poverty (and a well meaning woman) will strike you down.

It's one thing for you older members to slag me off but just wait until a junior member has a go at me!!( or posts some absolute tripe)

And I said: NO PEDANTS ya sober smart-arses!!
You mean like Cyote or Peanut? I don't think either one of them even shaves yet.

I wonder if it's the alcholhol, the age or the bike that's makiing you slow tonight. :pokey stick smilie that I am too drunk to look for right now:

[Ixion]

Sentences don't start with an "and" :spanking:

The colon is also inappropriate. "ya" is either mis-spelled or colloquial. The double exclamation mark is deprecated.

[Waylander]

The colon is also inappropriate. "ya" is either mis-spelled or colloquial. The double exclamation mark is deprecated.
Hitcher, where are you!!!!!

[marty]

problem is, SD young man, young dumb and full of cums have no idea that they are winding you up - so none of them will come to this thread.

[Ixion]

Hm. Pedantry is coming along well. We still need more cop bashing and Harley hating.

[The_Dover]

did I miss something?

[Ixion]

Ah. Excellent.The hour has produced the man. Mr Scumdog is feeling unappreciated. Could you oblige with some caustic remarks about Harleys (handling and power to weight ratio should start things off well) ; and a touch of biting invective on the short comings of the Police force. Thanks.

[The_Dover]

nah, I love scummy.

[Finn]

did I miss something?

No but perhaps Scumdog missed his quota this week.

[miSTa]

... SD young man ...

SD young? No, I don't think so :lol:

[Ixion]

nah, I love scummy.

Well, I can't do it all by myself. Where's that very experienced NSR rider? This should be right up his alley.

[The_Dover]

he's probably out racing WINJA

[Maha]

Well SD has gone quiet....maybe he had two tots of the whiskey and has plastered his shnoz on the keyboard?......:zzzz:

[Mr. Peanut]

You mean like Cyote or Peanut? I don't think either one of them even shaves yet.:
Wolvy says hi :D

[Maha]

Wolvy says hi :D

Hope that wasn't permanant maker you used?.......:killingme

[Waylander]

Wolvy says hi :D
I see chin shadow from bad lighting, there could be one or two hairs there but I can't tell for sure. They could just be dark pixels.

[John Banks]

just wait until a junior member has a go at me!!( or posts some absolute tripe)

2 lbs (1 kilo) prepared tripe
3-4 Spanish onions
6 bacon rinds or a small piece of salt pork or hambay leaf, mace
enough milk and water, half and half to cover tripe and onions
salt and freshly ground pepper
2 oz butterscant
2 ozs flour
4 triangular pieces of fried bread.
Method

Put the well washed tripe with the sliced onions in a lidded casserole with the seasoning, bay leaf, mace and pork or bacon rinds. Cover with milk/water Place in a moderate oven and bring to the boil, then simmer for 45 mins. Fish out the onions and pass them through a sieve.When the tripe is tender, drain and cut into strips. Make a pint (half litre) of bechamel sauce using the flour and butter and liquid from the tripe. Mix sauce, tripe and onion and return to the casserole and reheat. Serve very hot

[Ixion]

Well SD has gone quiet....maybe he had two tots of the whiskey and has plastered his shnoz on the keyboard?......:zzzz:

Tch. He's buggered off. Typical cop. Prolly had to go fix the oil leak on his Harley

(poor stuff I fear, but one does one's best)

[Mr. Peanut]

I see chin shadow from bad lighting, there could be one or two hairs there but I can't tell for sure. They could just be dark pixels.

Woof

Ten Chars.

[Macktheknife]

Well, I can't do it all by myself. Where's that very experienced NSR rider? This should be right up his alley.

I think I just saw him at the pub, bikeless, but it's ok, he was pillioning with skidmark so he should be quite safe.
Tui anyone?
What's up SD? not feeling the love? :grouphug: :grouphug: :drinkup:
Have another drink on our behalf and cruise into the night.

[Macktheknife]

Tch. He's buggered off. Typical cop. Prolly had to go fix the oil leak on his Harley

(poor stuff I fear, but one does one's best)

Oh dear you are having a bad night Ixion!
normally your best is just so much better, perhaps it is the lack of scotch?

[sAsLEX]

What this thread really needs is renagade master, I have not seen one of his posts making sense in a rather prolonged period of time!

[Ixion]

What this thread really needs is Scumdog. How can we properly tease him if he's not here to be provoked?

[Clivoris]

I knew it was only a matter of time till he snapped. Thank God (and Helen, same diff) he's got the choice of a tazer now instead of the Glock or Bushmaster. Might save a few lives if he goes all Clint Brown on us. I reckon go for it SD. KB needs a touch of Dirty Harry.
By the way, just finished my GST and celebrating with a Coruba.

[Edbear]

O.K. - After a couple of years and a few thousand wanky posts form equally wanky members I have decide to 'tell it from the heart' when I read a wanky post.

Those that KNOW me will know the true me - the rest of you can take your chances with my responses to your pathetic, poorly spelled, grammatically innaccurate, juvenile padentic cop bashing Harley-hating posts.

Oh, and I'm drinking Passport Blended Whisky that CB bought me.




Sorry to be pedantic, but you misspelled "pedantic" and I'm sure there should be a hyphen between "cop-bashing", and shouldn't "Cop" be spelt with a capital?:innocent:

[What?]

Sorry to be pedantic, but you misspelled "pedantic" and I'm sure there should be a hyphen between "cop-bashing", and shouldn't "Cop" be spelt with a capital?:innocent:

Black flag that rider - he missed the point!!!!

:shutup:

So, Scummy, are you going to post a review of this Passport stuff???

[Edbear]

Black flag that rider - he missed the point!!!!

:shutup:



There was a point..!!!??? Damn, I missed it!:bye:

[inlinefour]

O.K. - After a couple of years and a few thousand wanky posts form equally wanky members I have decide to 'tell it from the heart' when I read a wanky post.

Those that KNOW me will know the true me - the rest of you can take your chances with my responses to your pathetic, poorly spelled, grammatically innaccurate, juvenile padentic cop bashing Harley-hating posts.

Oh, and I'm drinking Passport Blended Whisky that CB bought me.

I know you was probably pissed when you made this post, but it would have to be the ultra wankyist post I've seen. You leading by example? Cops and HD are OK, but spelling & grammer, thats taking things just too far. :nya:

[SARGE]

I know you was probably pissed when you made this post, but it would have to be the ultra wankyist post I've seen. You leading by example? Cops and HD are OK, but spelling & grammer, thats taking things just too far. :nya:

hell.. props to Scummy for even FINDING the keyboard on a good gutfull of Whiskey

[slowpoke]

Colloquially speaking, if he ever customises that Hardly Able-son it could be a called a "Pork Chop"...

[Ixion]

Ah, now that's more like it. Now, are you going to let him get away with that Mr Scumdog, Sir.

[Crisis management]

Ah, now that's more like it. Now, are you going to let him get away with that Mr Scumdog, Sir.

Its too late Ixion, he's had a couple too many last night and tasered himself in disgust at the lack of response....

No stamina in the south:shit:

[Swoop]

Thank God (and Helen, same diff) he's got the choice of a tazer now instead of the Glock or Bushmaster. Might save a few lives if he goes all Clint Brown on us.
How do you mean?
If he goes "Clint Brown" on us this would mean he gets his head beaten in, then has to resign from his job.
If it is cockney rhyming slang, then I'm out of here...

[The_Dover]

as an aside, was he ever Mr Nice Guy??

and it was a pretty pathetic rant after a bellyful of scotch, it makes me hellishly abusive and angry..............

[Clivoris]

How do you mean?
If he goes "Clint Brown" on us this would mean he gets his head beaten in, then has to resign from his job.
If it is cockney rhyming slang, then I'm out of here...

Yeah. Good point Swoop. I wasn't really thinking of the end result, I was thinking more of the going "postal" side of things and recklessly abusing and threatening others. That rhyming slang angle could be interesting tho.

[crashe]

Awwww Scumdog how is your head today... a tad wee sore... maybe feeling a tad under the weather.
Gawd, I hope you aint on duty today, cos gawd help all the riders and drivers on the road near you. Cos you will hit your quota if they all piss you off on the road today.That is unless you are hiding behind the bush and ignoring everyone til your head starts to feel a tad better..... :whistle:


Seriously thou, I hope whatever that sent you into the bottle last night eases for you today and that you get over it real soon.
I know its a hard life being a cop at times, as to what you have to witness and to have to deal with... but you are doing a grand job.
Take care and see you back on here all perky again.:yes:


Oh and Cruisers Rule..........:love:

[Fatjim]

Strueth Scummy must be on call.

I hope you didn't get breathalised by one of your "mates" last night.

BTW cop is spelt with a captial S.

[Beemer]

blah blah blah... Cops and HD are OK, but spelling & grammer, thats taking things just too far. :nya:

The word is grammar, not grammer, unless you are referring to the actor, in which case it would be Grammer.

[ManDownUnder]

The word is grammar, not grammer, unless you are referring to the actor, in which case it would be Grammer.

My Grandma's grammar's not as good as Grammer's!

[ManDownUnder]

Oh and Cruisers Rule..........:love:

You been drinking too?

[The_Dover]

My Grandma's grammar's not as good as Grammer's!

No, but when she takes those teeth out............oooooh...slurpy slurpy..........

[ManDownUnder]

No, but when she takes those teeth out............oooooh...slurpy slurpy..........

Yeah, she loves her vege soup

[crashe]

You been drinking too?

Oi you..... :rofl:

[Hitcher]

BTW, would that be 'poorly spelt' or 'poorly spelled'?

The BDOTGNZA prefers "spelt". Neither is incorrect. Some argue "spelt" is a type of wheat used in breadmaking. Others (including the BDOTGNZA) argue that "spelled" means rested.

[Hitcher]

Errr, shouldn't that be "pedantic (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=pedantic)" see http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/padentic :innocent:

I'm going to run away and hide now, bye...:hug:

The BDOTGNZA is so loving this thread!

[Hitcher]

Sentences don't start with an "and"

And why is that? And says who?

[Hitcher]

and shouldn't "Cop" be spelt with a capital?

No, because it's not a proper noun.

(Apologises for arriving late)

[MSTRS]

And still there is no sign of BOTTYNZ.....second-rate organisation.

[Hitcher]

second-rate organisation.

Green stamps. I mean, what's that all about? How on earth can that even start to compete with single-malt whisky, pizza and gorrrgeous women?

[Ixion]

They're waiting for a new delivery of green stamps.

[Deano]

There was a point..!!!??? Damn, I missed it!:bye:

Maybe SD smoked it.....

[Skyryder]

The colon is also inappropriate.

Yes we will have no more shit talk on KB. Scumdog is on the warpath the wagon train is encirled by Jappa's and the cavalry are late as usual. Might have something to do with the fact that they are all riding Harleys. But like all good stories the good guys on Guzzi's will save the day. 'Tally ho chaps' or is it ariba ariba.

What's Italian for "lets sit this one out and see who wins." :sunny:

Skyryder

[Macktheknife]

Green stamps. I mean, what's that all about? How on earth can that even start to compete with single-malt whisky, pizza and gorrrgeous women?

Maybe so, but when did you last give me any of those hhhmmmm?

[Macktheknife]

What's Italian for "lets sit this one out and see who wins." :sunny:

Skyryder
Isn't that what they normally do in battle?
Even then they tend to mess it up

[Skyryder]

Isn't that what they normally do in battle?
Even then they tend to mess it up

Yes they even pick the loosing side after the battle is over.

Still they make bloody good bikes..........no matter what the marque.

Skyryder

[Hitcher]

What's Italian for "lets sit this one out and see who wins."

Sediamosi qui e vediamo chi vince.

[Hitcher]

Maybe so, but when did you last give me any of those hhhmmmm?

Once you have qualified for the elite ranks of the BDOTGNZA, then all this shall too be yours.

[Ixion]

If you accumulate enough green stamps, you can exchange them for a pair of gaiters! What counter-offer could overcome that ?

[Hitcher]

If you accumulate enough green stamps, you can exchange them for a pair of gaiters!

Are those to stop the ferrets doing a bolter?

[Mr. Peanut]

Are you two related?

[Hitcher]

Are you two related?

It's hard to tell what's in Ixion's genes. Largely due to the enormous pair of Stalinist gaiters he wears.

[Ixion]

An enormous magnet so Mr Wolf avers. Or claims that (unspecified) chicks have told him so, at any rate.

[Mr. Peanut]

It's hard to tell what's in Ixion's genes. Largely due to enormous pair of Stalinist gaiters he wears.


For the sake of the BDOTGNZA, it's members, and close friends. I hope that was a pun.

[Ixion]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=794732&postcount=78

[Hitcher]

I hope that was a pun.

Do you know what one of those is?

[Ixion]

A very large container of strawberrys, surely?

[Macktheknife]

Once you have qualified for the elite ranks of the BDOTGNZA, then all this shall too be yours.
Surely, you don't intend to infer that I have not?

[Mr. Peanut]

A very large container of strawberrys, surely?

Is this how intellectuals bully people? I just feel confused :D

[Hitcher]

Surely, you don't intend to infer that I have not?

You still have much to learn, Grasshopper. But The Force is strong in you.

[Hitcher]

I just feel confused

With a name like yours I thought you may feel assaulted.

[Macktheknife]

You still have much to learn, Grasshopper. But The Force is strong in you.

I genuflect in your general direction sir.




p.s. I think you may have your shows a little mixed up.

[Mr. Peanut]

With a name like yours I thought you may feel assaulted.

Touche! :yes:

[Steam]

This thread should be moved to Pointless Drivel.
(the nOOb ducks and covers)

[Mr. Peanut]

Your momma.

[Hitcher]

This thread should be moved to Pointless Drivel.
(the nOOb ducks and covers)

Well, go on then...

[Waylander]

BAHAHAHA!!! Last page and a half are really a craka.

[MSTRS]

Are those to stop the ferrets doing a bolter?

Up? Or down?

[Ixion]

Is this how intellectuals bully people? I just feel confused :D

Well, if a punnet is a small container of strawberrys, surely a pun must be a large, or full size, container. Obvious, isn't it.

EDIT: This is rather clever, since it is , itself, a pun , though not a punnet.

[Mr. Peanut]

I didn't find it very amusing, does that make it a punette?

[Hitcher]

Unlikely. Much like vitreous humor, it's in the eye of the beholder.

[Edbear]

Still they make bloody good bikes..........no matter what the marque.Skyryder




Not to mention dodgy electrics, no matter what the marque...:innocent:

[scumdog]

Well! Back on the Kb site having posted ONE small thread starter on 'Mr Nice Guy' and what do I find?
About 400gajillion posts on said thread!! s'truth!! Un believable!!:gob:

And (yes I'm starting a sentence with a conjunction you arse-holes!) the last two pages look like the posters have indulged in some fine Kentucky rot-gut prior to posting.

In answer to those concerned about my health this morning? - I was in fine health, suited to the fine day that greeted me.

The rest of the day was also fine, culminating in a free helicopter ride which I enjoyed. (I can't speak for the dead man in the rear of said helicopter, I guess his day went downhill like his bulldozer did prior to his demise).

Amd now I am here quaffing a fine spritzer and relaxing, might have a drop or two of blended whisky later..

Oh, and I haven't forgotten about wanky posts, pedants and young guys.
So watch it. :angry:

[mstriumph]

Unlikely. Much like vitreous humor, it's in the eye of the beholder.

....or vitreous china for those that aim too, please?

[Edbear]

Oh, and I haven't forgotten about wanky posts, pedants and young guys.
So watch it. :angry:



This just sounds wrong, for some reason....:confused:

[Oakie]

Unlikely. Much like vitreous humor, it's in the eye of the beholder.

Is vitreous humour like vitreous china? (Both made for the toilet perhaps?)

[scumdog]

This just sounds wrong, for some reason....:confused:

Only if you're Mr Cagill!

[Edbear]

Only if you're Mr Cagill!



Well in public anyways...

[scumdog]

SD young? No, I don't think so :lol:

Wait until the Magpie Madness you wanky twat!!

It'll be Grecian 2000 at 20 feet, survivor takes all!

[Ixion]

Stop complaining. Be grateful to those who removed all the rude postings about pigs and Hardley Fergusons. Not saying that there were any , mind you. And if there were any, which there werent, or you can't prove there were , anyway, they are n't here now. So there's no evidence. Anyway, you should be grateful , we're being nice to you, not pointing out all the things that might have been said about cops and antiquated scrap iron, while you were passed out. Not that there were any such or course , but there could have been and if there had of been we didn't point it out to you. See?

[Edbear]

:killingme :killingme

[scumdog]

Stop complaining. Be grateful to those who removed all the rude postings about pigs and Hardley Fergusons. Not saying that there were any , mind you. And if there were any, which there werent, or you can't prove there were , anyway, they are n't here now. So there's no evidence. Anyway, you should be grateful , we're being nice to you, not pointing out all the things that might have been said about cops and antiquated scrap iron, while you were passed out. Not that there were any such or course , but there could have been and if there had of been we didn't point it out to you. See?

Wow! Based on that post you must be an alcohol addled 16 year old!!

Or pretending rather well to be one.

But at least you're not wanky.

[Ixion]

I'll have you know that I've spent years and years and years addling myself, to the point where I don't now need ANY alcohol to be addled. I can addle myself just with my own sheer exuberance. And it's a lot cheaper, too.

Let's see any 16 year old match THAT.

[rwh]

I'll have you know that I've spent years and years and years addling myself, to the point where I don't now need ANY alcohol to be addled. I can addle myself just with my own sheer exuberance. And it's a lot cheaper, too.

Let's see any 16 year old match THAT.

An addlescent?

Richard

[Ixion]

Prolly more of an obsolescent I suspect.

[Ixion]

Millenium hand and shrimp!

Typical blurdy copper, he's buggered off again. Never there when you want them.

This was a good thread, I wanted to ask him if he'd start another one for us to thread-jack.

[miSTa]

Wait until the Magpie Madness you wanky twat!!

It'll be Grecian 2000 at 20 feet, survivor takes all!

Why thank you sir - I've never been called a "wanky twat" before. :niceone::rofl:

If you want Grecian 2000 at 20 feet, then you'll get Grecian 2000 at 20 feet. You don't stand a chance not with the receeding hairline and thinning you've got going on. :done: ;)

[Motoracer]

O.K. - After a couple of years and a few thousand wanky posts form equally wanky members I have decide to 'tell it from the heart' when I read a wanky post.

Those that KNOW me will know the true me - the rest of you can take your chances with my responses to your pathetic, poorly spelled, grammatically innaccurate, juvenile padentic cop bashing Harley-hating posts.

Oh, and I'm drinking Passport Blended Whisky that CB bought me.

Wooohoooo!! Go dog! Time to feel alive. Tell em how it is!

[Virago]

....or vitreous china for those that aim too, please?

So where the hell is Vitreous China? My atlas must be out of date....

[sedge]

Only if you're Mr Cagill!

Surely you mean Capill ?

Oh wait, they said wrong... Never mind.

Sedge.

[Goblin]

Colloquially speaking, if he ever customises that Hardly Able-son it could be a called a "Pork Chop"...

Hahaha...funny! We had pork chops and lashings of egg and potato salad for dinner. :laugh:

[mstriumph]

So where the hell is Vitreous China? My atlas must be out of date....

its a sort of very tough porcelein that they make toilet pans out of -- among other things prolly ...

[Skyryder]

Why thank you sir - I've never been called a "wanky twat" before. :niceone::rofl:

Shit I nearly missed this one.

So what's a twaty wank called?? :dodge:

Skyryder

[miSTa]

Haha, very funny old man :laugh:


Scummy, where the hell are you? If you're going start a thread the least you can is participate and see it through it to its conclusion. Bad form old timer. :oi-grr::whistle:

[Lou Girardin]

(I can't speak for the dead man in the rear of said helicopter, I guess his day went downhill like his bulldozer did prior to his demise).



Dangerous damn things, those bulldozers. You'd never get me on one.
Was he trying to do doughnuts?

[scumdog]

Haha, very funny old man :laugh:


Scummy, where the hell are you? If you're going start a thread the least you can is participate and see it through it to its conclusion. Bad form old timer. :oi-grr::whistle:

How do you know Skyrider is old??

And you'll be laughing off the other side of you sensible face when the first blast of Grecian 2000 hits you!

AND I do NOT have a receding hair-line, my hair is just cut short - anymore of this talk and it's a Gold Wing you'll be riding when I've finished, it's a natural progression from ZZR to BMW to Gold Wing, next step is the candy-red mobility scooter.

[Ixion]

Oh good, You're back. This was a fun thread. Would you please start another one, so we can threadjack it.

One complaining about people thread jacking your threads and how you're not going to put up with it would prolly work well.

We never got a chance to properly insult Harleys in this one, we'll do better next time. Or mustachios.

[Waylander]

Oh good, You're back. This was a fun thread. Would you please start another one, so we can threadjack it.

One complaining about people thread jacking your threads and how you're not going to put up with it would prolly work well.

We never got a chance to properly insult Harleys in this one, we'll do better next time. Or mustachios.
Don't forget the tassles.

[Ixion]

Oh, yes , thats a very good point. Tassels. Make sure you promise something really bad for anyone who is rude about tassels, Mr Scumdog.

[Mr. Peanut]

Did you know that the piston speed at 100km/h on a ZXR250 is only ~1900fps and on a Harley Sportster 1200 it's ~1750fps?

ZXR250s last up to and over 120000km, and are faster...

Put that in your tassle burnin slash cut pipes and smoke it...

[scumdog]

Did you know that the piston speed at 100km/h on a ZXR250 is only ~1900fps and on a Harley Sportster 1200 it's ~1750fps?

ZXR250s last up to and over 120000km, and are faster...

Put that in your tassle burnin slash cut pipes and smoke it...

What the effinjeezache is a bloody ZXR250?

(And 12,000rpm? Gotta be something wrong with an engine if it has to be revved THAT high to go anywhere.)

No, don't answer the question, I really don't need to know, all I DO know about them is that I wouldn't be caught dead riding one - especially with my tassled jacket!!.

[Hitcher]

So what's a twaty wank called??

Skyryder

You really must stop answering your own questions. It's embarrassing.

[Skyryder]

You really must stop answering your own questions. It's embarrassing.

:doh:

Skyryder