Hate boy racers? Read this!

[Beemer]

Talk about poetic justice - just saw this on Trade Me!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/MessageBoard/Messages.aspx?id=12994928&threadid=12994928

[Meekey_Mouse]

HAHAHAHA!!! Man bet that'd suck to be the owner of the car :D

[Edbear]

Bit hard to work up any sympathy for the young fella. They's all tough as boot leather 'till it all turns to custard, eh?

[fozz rock]

ha ha funny shit

[Beemer]

I do, however, feel sorry for the owner of the Audi...

One benefit though, that street will no doubt be declared off-limits by all the other boy racers!

Oi, when did my rep change from being "Beemer has a reputation beyond repute" to "Beemer is just a complete and utter green bling whore"?

[Edbear]

Oi, when did my rep change from being "Beemer has a reputation beyond repute" to "Beemer is just a complete and utter green bling whore"?



Oh, Okay then! Congrats on yer 2k!:done:

[SlashWylde]

Bahahahaaa!! Oh that's great. Had a similar incident out the front of our place a while back. The road is a double carriage-way 80kph zone with a long concrete island median, and some munter came screaming along in the early hours of the morning, failed to notice the median island, and disembowelled his engine on this thing. Bits of sump case strewn all along the road together with it's liquid contents....pillock!

[Hawkeye]

Yeh! had a similar thing happen where I used to live. I lived half way down a crescent shaped road that met up with the main road at each end. B/R race each other, one going around the main road, the other around our street. I was working in the garage when I heard him coming around the corner. Saw him flash passed the end of the drive 2 secs before the screech of brakes followed by the sound of crunching metal.
He failed to take the corner, came up onto the grash verge on the right, over the footpath, over a side road and managed to get between a wall and tree, taking out half the wall and a letterbox. He then veered back across the road and took a new bus shelter completely out 45 metres further down the road.
I overheard him trying to tell the cops he was doing about 52.
Turned out to be his GF's fathers car. She was in the passenger seat at the time.

The worst part was that there had been a couple of women walking along with a pushchair about 10 secs earlier. Had it been 10 secs later .......The bus had only left the street about 2 mins earlier, again people standing in the shelter waiting....

[dangerous]

Hate boy racers? Read this!

Hate, is a very strong word Beemer.
All the majority do is no worse than the half of us, hell I was potted wheeling a bike past a mall the other day, does that mean boy racers or others hate me, ok some one may have for doing that but that person is no doubt a sour old puss anyway.

Now some boy racers and girls for that matter push ther luck in their lowered psssssshit pisss cars that they can hardly see over the steering wheel, with a pipe that would only suit a 747... but thats their enjoyment no different to our enjoyment with our bikes.

However that post is a crack up, serves the wee snot right... pitty tho he/she was proberly a good boy racer the real shit heads seem to get away with it LOL

[Colapop]

The whole "hiding shit in the bushes" thing never fails to crack me up. Do they think the cops haven't ever seen this sort of thing before?

[Calo]

Haha, that'll put a bend in his cap. :rockon:

[Steam]

My 70-year-old neighbour in Dunedin got tired of boy-racers one night, came out shouting and ranting, and then threw a broom at one of the cars racing past in the 50 zone. Smash! Straight through the windscreen like a spear at 80kph.
The boyracers called the police, who turned up and said the old guy shouldn't do it again next time 'wink wink', and prompty green-stickered the car for some infringement.
ooh, those boyracers were so mad, they'd called the police on themselves.
They couldn't take any revenge action because we all knew where they lived, and their parents. Sweet!

[Beemer]

Hate, is a very strong word Beemer.

I hate Brussells sprouts too, are the vegans gonna kill me for that?

[dangerous]

My 70-year-old neighbour in Dunedin got tired of boy-racers one night, came out shouting and ranting, and then threw a broom at one of the cars racing past in the 50 zone. Smash! Straight through the windscreen like a spear at 80kph.
The boyracers called the police, who turned up and said the old guy shouldn't do it again next time 'wink wink', and prompty green-stickered the car for some infringement.
ooh, those boyracers were so mad, they'd called the police on themselves.
They couldn't take any revenge action because we all knew where they lived, and their parents. Sweet!

LMFAO... bloody brilliant


I hate Brussells sprouts too, are the vegans gonna kill me for that?

Bloody well hope not cos them things should be illegal :sick:

[Mr. Peanut]

Poor guys... Statistically speaking, most of you guys were like that once.

[scracha]

Poor guys? Poor residents more like. I honestly think they (and maybe their parents if they're helping fund their antics) should be put in stocks.

[McJim]

Poor guys? Poor residents more like. I honestly think they (and maybe their parents if they're helping fund their antics) should be put in stocks.

Sounds just like Falkirk in the eighties eh scracha?

Working in the Newspaper industry and reading a lot of stuff from Christchurch I actually thought that ALL the blokes were boy racers and ALL the women were Prostitutes....is there a normal bunch of people down there that don't like boy racers and prostitutes after all?

Cool. Gald to hear it - hope some of them do something newsworthy.

[scracha]

Sounds just like Falkirk in the eighties eh scracha?

Working in the Newspaper industry and reading a lot of stuff from Christchurch I actually thought that ALL the blokes were boy racers and ALL the women were Prostitutes....is there a normal bunch of people down there that don't like boy racers and prostitutes after all?

Cool. Gald to hear it - hope some of them do something newsworthy.

Sounds like Falkirk in the 90's too....they made the whole town centre one way so the 2 lanes became an unofficial race circuit. The cops there responded by taking over one of the shopping centre's multi-storey carparks on various nights. Basically directing anyone wearing chav gear or with a chav'd up car into it. Issuing producers [1] for neon lights, too wide tyres, loud exhausts. Also fines for playing stereo's too loud, and sometimes impounding vehicles. There's now still a few knob's drive round "the circut" but their exhausts and stereo's aint blaring and they are now cruising instead of racing.

Obviously this could never happen in New Zealand as Kiwi's are "unique" and it's a right of passage for a 15 year old to buy a 5 litre V8 turbo, make it as loud as possible and drive like a fuckwit.

[1] 7 day slips

[Sniper]

Funny as hell reading that. Now you can see why we have so many conspiricy theories.