unhingedlizard
22nd October 2006, 14:53
Post your fav piss take songs here.
This is mine from a weetbix ad in britian a few years ago;
Song: I will survive
I was afraid I was petrified,
she'd failed her test ten times before this is suicide,
I should have changed all the locks,
I should have thrown away the key,
If I thought for just one second she'd resit her test with me
Alright now go,
watch that car door,
don't turn around here
ease your foot up off the floor
were you the one who said you couldnt here me cry,
you think i'd mumble,
you think i'd really want to die
O no not I
I will survive,
as long as I've had weetabix I'll get them all to drive,
I've got four more tests to do,
looks like they haven't got a clue but i'll survive.
I will survive.
This is mine from a weetbix ad in britian a few years ago;
Song: I will survive
I was afraid I was petrified,
she'd failed her test ten times before this is suicide,
I should have changed all the locks,
I should have thrown away the key,
If I thought for just one second she'd resit her test with me
Alright now go,
watch that car door,
don't turn around here
ease your foot up off the floor
were you the one who said you couldnt here me cry,
you think i'd mumble,
you think i'd really want to die
O no not I
I will survive,
as long as I've had weetabix I'll get them all to drive,
I've got four more tests to do,
looks like they haven't got a clue but i'll survive.
I will survive.