kro
23rd October 2006, 19:14
It's been raining for the last 2 and half days in Nelson, and I hate being couped up inside, so put on some rain gear, and went for a stroll. On the home stretch, I turned a corner to see a couple of backwards cap wearers getting into a jap car of some sort (they all look the same when after these kids fuck with them), and started it up. The car was idling when I walked past and the passenger of the car said some smart remark as I walked past the passenger window. Being in a bad mood already, I stopped, and turned round, and said " were you talking to me?", at which point,. the driver gunned it, and gunned it hard, and took off from the curb with wheels spinning.
This in itself was not funny, but the fact that the driver hadn't checked behind him was, and he pulled out hard onto the side of a Holden station wagon, who was passing him, thinking he was parked. By this time I was in the middle of a crash zone, and was watching the dickheads examining the damage to their car, and the angry dad in the commodore wagon, who was cursing pretty heavily by now.
To make my day complete, the angry dad starts tearing strips off the dickheads, and one of them starts crying, and then to add fuel to the fire, I started on them too, seeing as they were so smug not 25 seconds earlier.
The icing on the cake came as the cop car turned into the road, who must have just been cruising the area, because he got there damn quick, and I stayed, and gave a statement to the cop, while the two cry babies looked on in dismay.
I don't know what it is about me, but I seem to attract this sort of shit.
This in itself was not funny, but the fact that the driver hadn't checked behind him was, and he pulled out hard onto the side of a Holden station wagon, who was passing him, thinking he was parked. By this time I was in the middle of a crash zone, and was watching the dickheads examining the damage to their car, and the angry dad in the commodore wagon, who was cursing pretty heavily by now.
To make my day complete, the angry dad starts tearing strips off the dickheads, and one of them starts crying, and then to add fuel to the fire, I started on them too, seeing as they were so smug not 25 seconds earlier.
The icing on the cake came as the cop car turned into the road, who must have just been cruising the area, because he got there damn quick, and I stayed, and gave a statement to the cop, while the two cry babies looked on in dismay.
I don't know what it is about me, but I seem to attract this sort of shit.