The headline of the year is...

[James Deuce]

Extra Anus Kills Four Legged Chick.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3839522a4560,00.html

I've never met any four legged chicks, but man, what a horrible way to go!

[limbimtimwim]

Extra anus kills four-legged chick (http://stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3839522a4560,00.html)

LOL

[Maha]

You guys need to communicate more.....:yes:
About i min' between posting..... almost a dead heat....:Punk:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37858

[Colapop]

Jim won...

[limbimtimwim]

D'oh!

52 seconds in it. Jim2 I bow to your infinite.. Something-or-other.

[Hitcher]

Technically it's a cloaca, not an anus.

[James Deuce]

But you wouldn't expect the lizard-brained Fairfax employees that work on Stuff to know that, would you?

[Paul in NZ]

Extra Anus Kills Four Legged Chick.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3839522a4560,00.html

I've never met any four legged chicks, but man, what a horrible way to go!

I met a chick that had an extra anus (she married him). I think she left him before he killed her though...

[Big Dave]

.....mah!....

[ManDownUnder]

Technically it's a cloaca, not an anus.

And bringing that up makes you... an arsehole?:dodge:

[Hitcher]

And bringing that up makes you... an arsehole?

Technically no. A cloaca is a multipurpose orifice of breathtaking versatility. I would encourage you to look it up, not to be confused with looking up one. Although you may decide to do the former either before or after the latter. Different folks have different strokes. Apparently.

[Big Dave]

A sphincter says what?

[ManDownUnder]

A sphincter says what?

Dunno - I never listen - they're full of shit

[placidfemme]

awww it looked so cute...

[limbimtimwim]

But you wouldn't expect the lizard-brained Fairfax employees that work on Stuff to know that, would you?
In a former life I interacted with them a little, they were not lizard brained. They were quite a good bunch really.

[boomer]

Technically no. A cloaca is a multipurpose orifice of breathtaking versatility. I would encourage you to look it up, not to be confused with looking up one. Although you may decide to do the former either before or after the latter. Different folks have different strokes. Apparently.

Are you the result of 'P' Parents?

[limbimtimwim]

Are you the result of 'P' Parents?When he was born 'P' stood for 'Porcelain' which was new-fangled then.

[Hitcher]

Are you the result of 'P' Parents?

Do you have a st stutter?

[MacD]

Technically no. A cloaca is a multipurpose orifice of breathtaking versatility. I would encourage you to look it up, not to be confused with looking up one. Although you may decide to do the former either before or after the latter. Different folks have different strokes. Apparently.

Actually, looking up one is exactly what you have to do if you're a chicken sexer (http://www2.dpi.qld.gov.au/poultry/15032.html)!

[boomer]

Do you have a st stutter?

no, ive got 3 anus's

[Hitcher]

no, ive got 3 anus's

Anuses. You've got three anuses.

[Big Dave]

Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad & the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl & Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in & the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over & Daryl looked & said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Gomerin to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him & said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The
mortician rolled him over & Gomer looked down & said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes..."


(assholes is the right word in context thanks hitch.)

[limbimtimwim]

These-a-days days, people who get picky about 'assholes' and 'arseholes' will
1) Probably always have an itchy bum
2) Be known as 'asshats'

[James Deuce]

An ass is a donkey thing.

[boomer]

Anuses. You've got three anuses.

Don't be so rude....!!!

[limbimtimwim]

An ass is a donkey thing.
That would be a 'penis'.

[Biff]

Donkey dicks and a chicks?
I've seen that filum.

But a dead chick with 2 butts - that's just gross.

[Drum]

This thread is giving me the double shits.

[Big Dave]

And now for something completely different....
A man with three buttocks.

[apteryx_haasti]

And now for something completely different....
A man with three buttocks.

Cushiony softness...