Hell's Pizza condoms

[Indiana_Jones]

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0611/S00028.htm

Are they for real? :mellow:


Btw. I got my condom today lol :D

-Indy

[Disco Dan]

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0611/S00028.htm

Are they for real? :mellow:


Btw. I got my condom today lol :D

-Indy

The article outlines a very good point! sitting in a hot letterbox for hours.. young'un's slip em on and hit 6th gear, at it like rabbits and its not going to do smeg all! ! those wee beasties will get through and will end up with a queue outside the flipping maturnity wards!!

..give them away free with ya pizza or something! ...silly silly silly...

(havent got one in my box though :( hehe)

[The Stranger]

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0611/S00028.htm

Are they for real? :mellow:

Btw. I got my condom today lol :D

-Indy

Cool, a bit of a stink and Hell will get heaps of free advertising.

[Indiana_Jones]

Cool, a bit of a stink and Hell will get heaps of free advertising.

Exactly what I was thinking :yes:

-Indy

[Colapop]

Keep it in your pants lad - there's plenty of time...

[Indiana_Jones]

Keep it in your pants lad - there's plenty of time...

But I want you so bad...

-Indy

[skidMark]

Keep it in your pants lad - there's plenty of time...


he aint hit puberty yet anyways so it's ok

[ManDownUnder]

he aint hit puberty yet anyways so it's ok
I wonder if you'll get there together...

[ManDownUnder]

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0611/S00028.htm

Are they for real? :mellow:


-Indy

What a surprise - they're a church group. Who'd have guessed...?

Edit - Catholic group... don't they reserve condoms for use of the clergy only? Or is it alterboys... I forget

[Swoop]

Catholic group... don't they reserve condoms for use of the clergy only? Or is it alterboys... I forget

According to the muslim mufti in Oz, the alterboys are dressing like sluts, so deserve a good rodgering...

[ManDownUnder]

According to the muslim mufti in Oz, the alterboys are dressing like sluts, so deserve a good rodgering...

Roger that... I mean over and out... I mean...

Are there any Polices acknowledgements that don't imply either rootin' or being gay?

[Swoop]

Roger that... I mean over and out... I mean...

Are there any Polices acknowledgements that don't imply either rootin' or being gay?

Fucked if I know, big boy...

[ManDownUnder]

Fucked if I know, big boy...

SSSSHHHH those photos were for your eyes only...

[lukelin250]

quote /Research is clear that adolescent condom users have higher condom failure rates than adult users do, so what would the condom failure rate be like for young children attempting to use those provided by Hell Pizza?"

could start a whole new thread as to theories of why the failure rates lol. so young dumb and fulla cum there blown there rubber socks apart :love:

[JimO]

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(havent got one in my box though :( hehe)

maby your wife/girlfriend has had one in her box

[Indiana_Jones]

maby your wife/girlfriend has had one in her box

Pun intended? :D

-Indy

[MrMelon]

Jesus I wouldn't be taking these fruitcakes seriously.

"Our mission is to bring the pro-life/family message to as many people as possible, both here in New Zealand and in Polynesia, educating people about the evils of abortion, sterilisation, infanticide, euthanasia, contraception and other modern threats to life and family."

from http://www.fli.org.nz/

Haha and they've got this under their recommended links section:

Parents and Friends of ExGays and Gays
Hope, support and facts for anyone whose life has been affected by homosexuality.

[JimO]

Pun intended? :D

-Indy


hehehehehe
:done:

[MattRSK]

All ya need is a coathanger!

[Scorpygirl]

And here's me thinking that it was a pizza-shaped fridge magnet!!! :gob: Oops ...... :innocent:

[Whynot]

oh no !!
it looks like the catholics are going to boycott Hell Pizza !!!11!!!1!!! :gob:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10415923

[0arbreaka]

If anyone wants any of these condoms, weve got a heap of boxes of them sitting around in the office at hell kohi. All you have to do is ask the manager for some and he'll probably give you as many as you want.

[Indiana_Jones]

If anyone wants any of these condoms, weve got a heap of boxes of them sitting around in the office at hell kohi. All you have to do is ask the manager for some and he'll probably give you as many as you want.

New years is comming up, I might need a few :D

-Indy

[Squeak the Rat]

If anyone wants any of these condoms, weve got a heap of boxes of them sitting around in the office at hell kohi. All you have to do is ask the manager for some and he'll probably give you as many as you want.

Do you have cheese flavoured condoms (being a pizza place and all)....

[0arbreaka]

Do you have cheese flavoured condoms (being a pizza place and all)....

how about you come and buy some pizza, get some condoms and find out for yourself...:gob:

[Indiana_Jones]

just e-mail us the freakin' condoms lol

-Indy

[Squeak the Rat]

how about you come and buy some pizza, get some condoms and find out for yourself...:gob:

Nah I'm catholic.

[Whynot]

Do you have cheese flavoured condoms (being a pizza place and all)....

i could probably dig around and find you some condoms that taste like cheese ..... :sick:

[0arbreaka]

I wouldnt be surprised, they seem to have condoms in every other flavour these days. try the french websites

[sAsLEX]

Roger that... I mean over and out... I mean...



You are either "Over" or "Out" , never "Over and out".

[sAsLEX]

Nah I'm catholic.

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[Squeak the Rat]

Jesus christ, how did you find that so quick :rofl:

[0arbreaka]

good ol' monty python

[sAsLEX]

Jesus christ, how did you find that so quick :rofl:

I am one with the internet.

[adiddy]

theres a few at hell kura, hahaha i took sum lol

[Scorpygirl]

Catholics are going to boycott Hell Pizza. But...But...I love Hell Pizza. :innocent: The Grim or underworld is awesome!!! Oh dear according to my Mum I am going to Hell. :bye:

[Toaster]

the cheese in those pizzas tastes like rubber anyway....

[0arbreaka]

At least you can actually taste them unlike the pizza of rival pizza makers, cough cough pizza hut..

[Whynot]

I vote we boycott all other pizza in retaliation :rockon:

[Squeak the Rat]

If you get licenced and start delivering guiness or whiskey you'll get a large percentage of the catholic customers back...

[0arbreaka]

that could be a very good idea...... but it would look pretty bad if you crashed and the police turned up to find the scene reeking of whiskey and guiness..