Deaf Blind Cunts

[BornToLean]

I am sick to near death (seriously!) of deaf blind cunts who pull out in front of me. You know the type, their neck is so frozen up they can't (or won't) turn to look so they just go and hope! They are so blind they can't see two headlights bearing down on them, and when I lean on my horn (such that it is) right behind them, they can't hear it and still don't see me! The first time they do see me is when I cruise past shaking my fist. I sure that down at the RSA it's all my fault - 'cause all I do is go around shaking my fist at the elderly, AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHY. CUNTS!!!!!

Yes it happened again today; just entered a 4 lane intersection at a little under 80 kph (80 is the speed limit), and this prick just pulled out of a free left turn in front of me. Nowhere to go, gutter to the left, courier van to the right - I slowed down ok, but a beginner rider may not have been so lucky.

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE THING THAT'S ABOUT TO RUN INTO YOU, THEN IT'S TIME TO GET OFF THE ROAD - PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right, Rant Over, I feel better - till next time.

I need some air horns. Does anyone have some ideas for those?

[Disco Dan]

woah, glad all ok.

...I just punch their side mirror out :innocent: ...a bit like giving them a 'fine' for almost killing you. :done: :done: :done:

keep safe out there dude!

[WarlockNZ]

Do what i'm doing, get your hands on a stebel ..

http://www.nippynormans.com/prodinfo.asp?number=STB-NAUT-COM&variation=&aitem=4&mitem=5

no way they will miss you then ... LOL

[Grahameeboy]

yep this all part of riding a bike....some lady did same to me today, but she looked at me and still pulled out............I am pretty certain I did not register but we all know that all side roads are hazards and most of the time we live to tell the tale

[BornToLean]

Do what i'm doing, get your hands on a stebel ..

http://www.nippynormans.com/prodinfo.asp?number=STB-NAUT-COM&variation=&aitem=4&mitem=5

no way they will miss you then ... LOL
Perfect. Any of these types of horns available in NZ?

[Grahameeboy]

woah, glad all ok.

...I just punch their side mirror out :innocent: ...a bit like giving them a 'fine' for almost killing you. :done: :done: :done:

keep safe out there dude!

No No Disco Dan...............what does it do.....cager has no idea what he did, you smash his mirror so he has an issue with motorcylists......

[WarlockNZ]

Perfect. Any of these types of horns available in NZ?

Grab it from nippynormans .. they ship to NZ and it will cost you a total of about $100.

They shipped mine on wed, so it should be here by the end of next week.

[98tls]

Hear what your saying mate......still fuming over my recent escape from a collision with a mindless cell phone using bitch the other day....these people have no idea of the pain/damage/misery they can inflict with there total lack of awarness to what there doing.......

[Korea]

Do what i'm doing, get your hands on a stebel ..

http://www.nippynormans.com/prodinfo.asp?number=STB-NAUT-COM&variation=&aitem=4&mitem=5

no way they will miss you then ... LOL

139decibels~! NICE - I've been told an aeroplane taking off is around 150db, no chance of missing that. :niceone:

[trumpy]

How on earth do you expect them to see you on a bike when they have trouble seeing me driving three tonnes of high roof, 4wd van??
The thing's the size of a small house with white bull bars against a green background and they STILL can't see me???
Makes for scary times on the bike........I always cover the brake around town.

[WarlockNZ]

139decibels~! NICE - I've been told an aeroplane taking off is around 150db, no chance of missing that. :niceone:

Oh hell yeah ... i liked the derailed freight train thing :)

If any of you want to know what they sound like ... you can go here http://www.stebel.it/stebel/index2006_1.htm

Look under products, Elettropheumatics and then Nautilus compact series :)

[topher]

(Yet) Another thing to look for as you constantly scan for hazards... is bowling hats in the parcel tray. These cars should be avoided at all costs. Was waiting at the lights beside one the other day replete with two clean bowling hats (beside is the safest place, I haven't seen them yet accidentally lurch sideways) and I thought to myself - light will turn green, Fossil will look down and locate the gear lever, look up and check light really is green, look down and relocate gear lever and select gear, look up and recheck light is, in fact green, drop clutch and bunny-hop across intersection leaving time on green for two quick cars to follow. And surely enough, that's what happened.

Should they be more regularly, more rigorously tested? Hell, I'd be embarrassed to be driving like that. When I get too scared or incompetent to drive safely on the road, and surely I'll notice, I'll be off. I know there's the "independence" argument but, hell, I'll sell the car and bore the shit out of some poor rickshaw driver. Perhaps have a "classic" that I can take out and bore more people with on the odd, low-key occasion. But seriously, these people must know they're a menace. We all know when we fuck up, so must they.

[crash harry]

Mate, people pull out in front of freight trains at level crossings with lights and bells to warn them not to. What chance do you have of convincing them not to pull out in front of a motorbike?

I don't know what you're supposed to do about it. In my experience piling into the side of their car at 60km/h is usually enough to get their attention. And as a bonus you get to ride in an ambulance and their insurance buys you a new bike...

[diggydog]

just checking out those air horns some of them sound great. i really dont know why they dont install air horns when they put them on the showfloor, surely the manufacture could find a place to put air horns on the bike and would be an advantage for the rider.

[Balding Eagle]

This problem is not limited to the elderly. Was driving through Glen Innes and this PI in a hiace type van drives out of his drive - forward, not backing - so had a perfect view of me. I saw him eyeball me. You could see the grey matter churning over thinking - me bigger than him - and so he just drove straight out in front of me. :gob: I think I will stick to country roads, the city is too dangerous.

I would like to find a source of horns that sound like a KENWORTH. I figure that if someone thinks you are bigger than them, they might pay attention. Let us know how you get on with the horm imports. Will be really interested.

[jtzzr]

I am sick to near death (seriously!) of deaf blind cunts who pull out in front of me. You know the type, their neck is so frozen up they can't (or won't) turn to look so they just go and hope! They are so blind they can't see two headlights bearing down on them, and when I lean on my horn (such that it is) right behind them, they can't hear it and still don't see me! The first time they do see me is when I cruise past shaking my fist. I sure that down at the RSA it's all my fault - 'cause all I do is go around shaking my fist at the elderly, AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHY. CUNTS!!!!!

Yes it happened again today; just entered a 4 lane intersection at a little under 80 kph (80 is the speed limit), and this prick just pulled out of a free left turn in front of me. Nowhere to go, gutter to the left, courier van to the right - I slowed down ok, but a beginner rider may not have been so lucky.

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE THING THAT'S ABOUT TO RUN INTO YOU, THEN IT'S TIME TO GET OFF THE ROAD - PERMANENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right, Rant Over, I feel better - till next time.

I need some air horns. Does anyone have some ideas for those?

What`s that ,what did you say,bit deaf in the right ear ,Danm young hooligans on their hoolimawhatsits slow down ,got to go get my ulcers seen to. Slow down young man,Damn bicyclsts , wern`t that fast in my day,I remember when.:zzzz: :zzzz:

[sunhuntin]

yep, im very jumpy in town. nearly been collected by a couple of taxis and the like.

my thoughts are...you may save 5 seconds....i may lose my life. is the trade off worth it?

[BornToLean]

Just ordered me some of them 136db Air Horns, all up about $70. Now when the fu@#ers pull out in front, they really will get an ear full - can't wait (rubs hands together).

[WarlockNZ]

Just ordered me some of them 136db Air Horns, all up about $70. Now when the fu@#ers pull out in front, they really will get an ear full - can't wait (rubs hands together).

Welcome to the "cagers will feel my horn" club .. oh wait .. that just sounds rude .. lol ..

Good on ya mate! .. i ordered mine when some fuck ass cut me off and i hit the horn on the bike .. and thought .. in the imortal words of bodydrop " thats not going to work".

139Bd ... when you piss me off you will know all about it and thats the way it should be ... can't for the life of me understand my bike horns sound so pathetic.

[slimjim]

:gob: gosh, what deaf, fuck can't hear "Me" , holy shit what fucking Blind too " Fuck can't see "Me", gee at least i can still drive, aaaarrrrrrrr Take a pill,:dodge: life's so fucking boring i ride motor cycles to brighten up my day:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :rockon: :done:

[SlashWylde]

I would like to find a source of horns that sound like a KENWORTH.

Try these guys: http://www.hornblasters.com/ check out the videos section

Loud enough for ya?

[Macktheknife]

I would like to find a source of horns that sound like a KENWORTH. I figure that if someone thinks you are bigger than them, they might pay attention. Let us know how you get on with the horm imports. Will be really interested.

Sadly this can also bite you in the arse.
I knew of a guy who installed an air horn that sounded like a truck, a few days later he had need to use his new horn....woohooo the driver immediately started looking for the truck the horn belonged to.
Unfortunately they couldn't find the truck so proceeded to drive on anyway....crunch!
He removed the horn and put something on his next bike that sounded smaller. lol

[nudemetalz]

Try these guys: http://www.hornblasters.com/ check out the videos section

Loud enough for ya?

Horns like that on a sport bike would probably break the fairings off !!!!

Wicked noise !!!

[Hitcher]

By definition, a cunt is both deaf and blind. You should not be surprised by this.

[Skyryder]

Well I hope the air horn works. At least it will give you some satisfaction with a blast up the khyber.

Skyryder

[MrMelon]

Ooh this thread title reminds me of a good joke...

Why can't Helen Keller drive?


























...because she's a woman!
tee hee

[centaurus]

I am sick to near death (seriously!) of deaf blind cunts who pull out in front of me. You know the type, their neck is so frozen up they can't (or won't) turn to look so they just go and hope! They are so blind they can't see two headlights bearing down on them, and when I lean on my horn (such that it is) right behind them, they can't hear it and still don't see me!


I recently realised that most of the car drivers are not even aware that they share the road with two wheels vehicles. A person I know, a week after his first motorcycle ride (as a pillion), told me that he started seeing A LOT of bikes on the road after that ride. Before the ride, he allmost wasn't even aware that "they are on the streets". The best thing probably would be to make every driver ride a bike for a day around CBD. After being inches away from an accident because of another idiot car driver, he will look twice before changing lanes while driving :yes:

[WarlockNZ]

I'll be sure and post a video of mine once i have it fitted :)

[35tickets]

woah, glad all ok.

...I just punch their side mirror out :innocent: ...a bit like giving them a 'fine' for almost killing you. :done: :done: :done:

keep safe out there dude!

Thats what I do. After all the prick wasn't using them, probably doesn't know how to, and more than likely the left hand mirror is pointing towards the sky or the ground but certainly not on the road.

Just be careful with your hand:Punk:

[vifferman]

yep this all part of riding a bike....some lady did same to me today, but she looked at me and still pulled out............I am pretty certain I did not register but we all know that all side roads are hazards and most of the time we live to tell the tale
Yeah, that pisses me off more than the ones who don't look. It's like they're saying, "Yeah, I see you, but fuck you, I'm going anyway!"
It's prolly more like that they completely underestimate your speed and distance, Whatever; it sucks!

[heyjoe]

Yeah, that pisses me off more than the ones who don't look. It's like they're saying, "Yeah, I see you, but fuck you, I'm going anyway!"
It's prolly more like that they completely underestimate your speed and distance, Whatever; it sucks!

You couldn't have described it better. I have seen this many times.

I think a lot of the times the drivers are in auto pilot because the street/ intersection they are on is home territory or somewhere they frequent a lot and their brain is thinking "this is the way I should travel as usual - just drive on" instead of "here is an intersection, slow down to safe speed to assess all risks and plan my actions accordingly, stop if I have to, make sound judgements"

or... " Oh, its just a motorcycle, its not a car/ truck... they don't matter and I am in a car so I am more important on the road... bikes are smaller than cars so I will just sneak out here and be gone before they get to me anyway... SHIT!!! he got here faster than I thought..."

[vifferman]

Well!
The last time this happened to me, I was on my way to Repco.
Now my VFR has three (3) horns and is farkin' loud.
Bring on the puller-outers, I say! I'm ready to punish them with my MightyHornsOfDoom!

(And ready to run away when they get all RoadRagey....)