Bike Clamping Saga

[crusa]

Heard a hardcase story last night while having a couple of beers.Couple of my mates were having a beer after work on saturday arvo at a Glenfield Watering hole,when a guy on a bike rides up and parks in a Disabled car park..on stopping his bike the patrons drinking outside suggested that both his legs seemed to be working fine and he should park elsewhere,but they got a finger for there troubles.Whilst the guy was away the clamp man came passed by and clamped his bike :shit: .On return to his bike he was not a happy chappy and was directed to pay his $125.00 and got a typical ribbing from some patrons which ended up with the guy taking off his leather jacket and wanting to take on the whole pub,:angry: then he called an older woman a wrinkley old c...t:gob: :jerry: ,which changed the mood,but the situation was diffused with a bit of common sense being imparted on the guy:mellow: .He then got on his bike and rode off:scooter: with a finger for everyone.my mate reckons he could of at least done a burnout or something to finnish of an entertaining afternoon drink.

[BLACK B]

The guy was plainly suffering from a disability. He should head down to the A.A. and get a disability sticker for his helmet.

[Disco Dan]

sounds like he was just embarressed and used 'aggression' to try and get himself out of the situation!

Shouldnt have been parked there in the first place, would have parked on the footpath instead.. ..at least then if/when the people outside drinking protested he could have just rode off after giving them a good close up revving from his pipes!! :dodge: :dodge:

hate it when cages park in disabled spaces, i almost always leave a note on their windscreen!!!

[Swoop]

There seems to be an abundance of mentally disabled kiwis about. Unfortunately they are not able to consider the plight of those who require a disabled park to be able to open their car door enough to exit the vehicle, let alone be able to get any wheelchair out/down.

Well done to all involved at the pub!

[onearmedbandit]

Awww, come on, admit it. It was you wasn't it!

[Lou Girardin]

How can you clamp a bike?

[onearmedbandit]

Leave yours in a disabled park and find out yourself.

[m99dws]

wanting to take on the whole pub

You should have obliged him, the entire pub should have just stomped him.

[Grahameeboy]

sounds like he was just embarressed and used 'aggression' to try and get himself out of the situation!

Shouldnt have been parked there in the first place, would have parked on the footpath instead.. ..at least then if/when the people outside drinking protested he could have just rode off after giving them a good close up revving from his pipes!! :dodge: :dodge:

hate it when cages park in disabled spaces, i almost always leave a note on their windscreen!!!

I do leave a note.........."you are parked in my Daughter's parking space, do you want her disability"

Can never believe the excuses they come up when confronted.........

[Grahameeboy]

How can you clamp a bike?

Where there is a way..................

[98tls]

guy sounds like a prat....maybe he was parked in the right place after all...just his disability was on top of his shoulders.........

[Waylander]

OK, this guy parks in a handicap car space and gets ooted, Logical and fair.

Some fuck wit cager parks in a bike space and they get nothing?
Yet when I park my bike in a cage space some fuckwit cager kicks it over?

Gonna start carrying some potatoes in my tank bag I think.

[Meanie]

OK, this guy parks in a handicap car space and gets ooted, Logical and fair.

Some fuck wit cager parks in a bike space and they get nothing?
Yet when I park my bike in a cage space some fuckwit cager kicks it over?

Gonna start carrying some potatoes in my tank bag I think.

Dam dude i cant believe thats hapened to you I am afraid if someone even touched my bike cause it was in a car park he,d probably need help getting home :Punk:
I guess ive been lucky no one has touched mine (probably too heavy)
Anyway, serves the guy right he shouldnt have parked in a disabled park, after all its not hard to find a space to park a bike and if he was a litrtle more thoughtfull i am sure someone may have kept an eye on it on the footpath for ten

[jtzzr]

That`s ooo funny,The guy`s a dick,just to add a little fuel to the fire ,do you know what the bike was?

[sAsLEX]

OK, this guy parks in a handicap car space and gets ooted, Logical and fair.

Some fuck wit cager parks in a bike space and they get nothing?
Yet when I park my bike in a cage space some fuckwit cager kicks it over?

Gonna start carrying some potatoes in my tank bag I think.

Brake fluid would be better, or big bolts, or smashed spark plug ceramic...... throw that at their windows and they will smash

[crusa]

OK, this guy parks in a handicap car space and gets ooted, Logical and fair.

Some fuck wit cager parks in a bike space and they get nothing?
Yet when I park my bike in a cage space some fuckwit cager kicks it over?

Gonna start carrying some potatoes in my tank bag I think.

sorry to hear that,I use to carry inch nut and bolt done up to vent frustration on cars when i was riding my pusha.

[crusa]

That`s ooo funny,The guy`s a dick,just to add a little fuel to the fire ,do you know what the bike was?

Yes but the bike cant help it if its owner does dumb shit.

[Forest]

It sounds like the rider was a tosser.

However looks can be deceiving. Before you verbally attack someone for not "looking" disabled enough, please read this story (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/topic/story.cfm?c_id=176&ObjectID=10345992).

[thehollowmen]

Pity we cant' get them to police the bike parks in Christchurch.

I need to make more "motorcycle parks are not for your car" stickers

[shafty]

Reminds me of the Dick Head doing a Burn out on the burn out pad at Cold Kiwi many years ago. He revved his Harley so long and hard, instead of the tyre going "BANG", his motor went "BANG" - and when the huge crowd laughed and took the piss, he wanted to take them ALL on!!

[Waylander]

probably need help getting home :Punk:
I guess ive been lucky no one has touched mine (probably too heavy)

My Virago weighs some 270 odd kilos man (guessing), it ain't light. (haha spell check has 'ain't' in it take that Hitcher)


Brake fluid would be better, or big bolts, or smashed spark plug ceramic...... throw that at their windows and they will smash

Didn't know who pushed my bike over and didn't want to damage an innocents car. The ones parking in bike parks however are fair game if someone wants to damage my bike while in a cage park. Only ones that get real damage though are boy racers.

[Hitcher]

Ain't nothin' wrong with "ain't".

Ain't that the truth.

[Waylander]

Ain't nothin' wrong with "ain't".

Ain't that the truth.
Sorry man but growing up every time I used that word in front of my english teachers I was given detention for 'cursing' it is a four letter word after all, and my english teacher were all anal retentave bitches all older than the bible.

[sunhuntin]

It sounds like the rider was a tosser.

However looks can be deceiving. Before you verbally attack someone for not "looking" disabled enough, please read this story (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/topic/story.cfm?c_id=176&ObjectID=10345992).

how disabled can a biker be? ive seen a guy in a wheelchair on his sidecar overseas...yep, hes disabled. and ive also seen another guy with a prostheic leg....hes disabled too. but both had physical, and very obvious, disablity. im guessing the guy in question didnt.
im also willing to bet, both the men i mentioned would use a normal park too.

[Forest]

how disabled can a biker be? ive seen a guy in a wheelchair on his sidecar overseas...yep, hes disabled. and ive also seen another guy with a prostheic leg....hes disabled too. but both had physical, and very obvious, disablity. im guessing the guy in question didnt.
im also willing to bet, both the men i mentioned would use a normal park too.

I fully agree - it sounds like the rider in this story wasn't disabled. I was just posting in the general sense.

Does Tawera Nikau still ride?

[slimjim]

just a "fuck-wit" ,simple as that

[The Pastor]

How can you clamp a bike?

Its like a chain with a big thick bit that goes through the wheel, They use them on cars too.

Nothing boltcutters cant fix!

[WRT]

Where there is a way..................

. . . there is a fine?

[scumdog]

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Nothing boltcutters cant fix!

And all us riders carry one of THEM in our hip-pocket eh?

[The Pastor]

And all us riders carry one of THEM in our hip-pocket eh?

Only the women, Real men use their teeth.

[Beemer]

I had a go at this woman who was parked in a disabled spot once. I said she didn't seem to have a disabled permit and she told me to fuck off. I turned around and said "I'm sorry, but being a fat, ugly idiot may be classed as a disability in some cultures, but it still doesn't entitle you to park in a disabled spot!" A parking warden came along so she moved, but if you could have seen her face!

[Ixion]

And all us riders carry one of THEM in our hip-pocket eh?

Well, not in my pockets. Personally I cable tie them to a frame member. They're quite big and heavy.

[SpeedyGirl]

Pity we cant' get them to police the bike parks in Christchurch.

I need to make more "motorcycle parks are not for your car" stickers

ooooooo i need those tooooo!!!!!!! :)

[crusa]

I had a go at this woman who was parked in a disabled spot once. I said she didn't seem to have a disabled permit and she told me to fuck off. I turned around and said "I'm sorry, but being a fat, ugly idiot may be classed as a disability in some cultures, but it still doesn't entitle you to park in a disabled spot!" A parking warden came along so she moved, but if you could have seen her face!

The people that annoy me the most(When no sticker/card can be seen) are the ones that,I say this is for disabled and they say "I cant understand" then smile at me stupidly and i say "how did you get your liscense" and they keep fuckin smiling at me nodding there little head.then i walk away before i turn into a clamped bike owner :)

[lukelin250]

that would have been funny too see, big thing missing is what was he riding? a harley or a gixxer rider?hahah

[lukelin250]

or some young bogan on a 250 cbr????,.....

[crusa]

that would have been funny too see, big thing missing is what was he riding? a harley or a gixxer rider?hahah
well its not the type of bike i ride

[SPman]

how disabled can a biker be? ive seen a guy in a wheelchair on his sidecar overseas...
I know one in the South Island.....uses bungees to hold his legs on the bike pegs and has a collapsible wheelchair he carries in the sidecar. He considers himself more glad to be able to ride still, rather than disabled.