Saddam Sentenced

[Sniper]

I have my own veiws about the war in Iraq and its motives and as some of you know I have expressed them quite forcefully on a few occasions. But this is one thing Im glad about, this c%$t deserves worse.

I just fear for the soldiers in Iraq now.

http://www.radionetherlands.nl/currentaffairs/irq061105mc

[sAsLEX]

A short drop and a sudden stop.



No nice friendly bullets for him!

[Swoop]

TV1 news this morning stated he wanted bullets over a rope.......
What a shame he gets to dangle.

[slimjim]

fucking beauty.............yea i too agree over difference of what and why, but this bugger, way overdue............... Now about Fiji...................... bugger it too early haha

[James Deuce]

a. It will take months, after multiple appeals to get the job done.

b. I wouldn't want to be serving in Iraq at the moment.

c. He's been convicted of crimes he commited while doing America's work. 1982. Libya and Iran were stirring shit, and people were getting blown up in Lebanon. Iraq was regarded as a stabilising influence in the region and we didn't get to hear about that stuff in case it made America's regional hero look bad. The UK trained Iraq's officers and the US and France kept Iraq armed.

Somewhere in the '80s it all changed. That's right Israel removed Iran's nuclear capability, and Syria's air force and air defence capability and Saddam failed to win the Iran-Iraq war.

Moral of the story? If you're an evil despot, don't let external Governments prop you up, and make sure you sell enough of that oil so you can buy all the equipment and training you need.

I must update the handbook now.

When I overthrow Helen, you can all call me, "Glorious Leader".

Who wants to be Minister of Motorcycling? We'll be getting our oil from the lignite in Southland and electric and hybrid vehicles will be banned.

[Sniper]

Who wants to be Minister of Motorcycling? We'll be getting our oil from the lignite in Southland and electric and hybrid vehicles will be banned.

I want to be defense minister

[skelstar]

Ive always wanted to understand what goes on in the ME, but as I understand it nobody does really.

[ZeroIndex]

did anyone hear the pisstake commentary thingy on the rock this morning?
"...blah blah blah, help us Obi-Wan, you're our only hope.. if you see God, tell him to feed my cat while I'm gone" it was crackup.. if anyone finds a recording of this, please post it here so i can listen to it repeatedly :p

[James Deuce]

I want to be defense minister

Sarge has that one. I've got you earmarked for Internal Security.

[Swoop]

Sarge has that one. I've got you earmarked for Internal Security.

That means he has to wear suits and black sunglasses???
... and talk to his cufflinks?

[Sniper]

Sarge has that one. I've got you earmarked for Internal Security.

That'll do :)


That means he has to wear suits and black sunglasses???
... and talk to his cufflinks?
And carry a gun, dont forget, I get to carry a pistol of my choosing

[Lissa]

Sarge has that one. I've got you earmarked for Internal Security.

I think Sarge has gone AWOL...

[onearmedbandit]

[LEFT]a. It will take months, after multiple appeals to get the job done.



It has been stated that an automatic appeal will be lodged, however any sentence has to be carried out within 30 days of judgement.

[James Deuce]

Sarge will have periods of time where he is "unavailable". It's all for a good cause.

[Sniper]

I think Sarge has gone AWOL...

No he hasnt.

[Lissa]

Sarge will have periods of time where he is "unavailable". It's all for a good cause.

Ohh he is usually "the spammer' was starting to get worried. :yes:

[iwilde]

Will the people of Iraq be better off? Don't think so, he was the only one that could rule that country as being soft dosn't work as Mr Bush found out. Put him back in power and get Mr Bush to say sorry!

[James Deuce]

*Notes iwilde as possible Minister of Corrections.*

[McJim]

The eighth wonder of the world - the Hanging Dictator of Babylon.

Babylon was out that way somewhere wasn't it? Iraq/Iran/Syria?

[Sniper]

Ohh he is usually "the spammer' was starting to get worried. :yes:

Worried, about SARGE?

He's OK.

[iwilde]

*Notes iwilde as possible Minister of Corrections.*


I know a number of Iraq people, they didn't like Saddam, but they all agree that they were far better off before. All you had to do was keep your mouth shut and you lived. Now it's hard staying alive buying a loaf of bread.

[scumdog]

I know a number of Iraq people, they didn't like Saddam, but they all agree that they were far better off before. All you had to do was keep your mouth shut and you lived. Now it's hard staying alive buying a loaf of bread.

I think that was the problem - they didn't like having to keep their mouth shut to 'live' (exist rather than live I'd say)

Feed his remains to the pigs, no 17 virgins and all that other crap for HIM.

[iwilde]

I think that was the problem - they didn't like having to keep their mouth shut to 'live' (exist rather than live I'd say)

Feed his remains to the pigs, no 17 virgins and all that other crap for HIM.

He sure is no saint, but when you're dealing with mad bastards with bombs and guns, how else do you deal with them? Time out in the naughty corner dosn't work.

[terbang]

He sure is no saint, but when you're dealing with mad bastards with bombs and guns, how else do you deal with them? Time out in the naughty corner dosn't work.

By the way, iwilde, like the tits..Anyway back to the point, saddam has been a naughty boy just like a lot of other dictators around the world (mugabe ETC) and he will be gone shortly. You are the weakest link.. However his biggest mistake was pissing the Yanks off. Whilst it all looks like peaches and cream now that western democracy has been imposed upon them. Especially when you read western publications. I am not convinced that replacing Saddam with democracy (at gun point too) is all good for Iraqi people above replacing Saddam with a more moderate and more suitable leader. I think it has a lot more to do with western desires rather than middle eastern interest.

[onearmedbandit]

I think it has a lot more to do with western desires rather than middle eastern interest.


You think?


Sorry, couldn't resist!

[Pex Adams]

Jimmy,
Let me help you with some nominations for your first government..

Fatjim - Minister of Food
Uncle B - Minister of Toxic Gases
Darkman - Minister of the Baking
Pex - Shit stirrer, in the back benches!

[Paul in NZ]

I don't think Sarge would be a very good Minister of Defence..

He would be much better as 'Minister of Attacking People we Don't Like' and lets face it, thats usually a lot more fun. In fact, this could be quite a saving, if Sarge is any good in his role we won't actually need a Minister of Defence....

I guess that makes me Minister of un-Economic Development then?

[James Deuce]

Good idea Paul. We'll get you refurbishing all that rubbish that got popped in as Infrastructure in the '70s, and I was considering changing Sarge's title and department to "Minister of Offense" and "Ministry of Offensiveness" respectively.

[James Deuce]

Thanks Pex. Fatjim is definitely a candidate for "Minister of Food and Drug Unsafety."

I had other plans for Darkman that invovled shadowy vigilante groups and the administration thereof.

Pex, you get to change your name to Winston Peters, provided you can quietly disappear the real one.

So Uncle B really stands for "Uncle Bum" then?

[Hitcher]

Despite the fact that it's Saddam Hussein we're talking about, I'm still opposed to capital punishment. I'd much prefer he spent the rest of his days in misery. We could sent hoodies around to play loud doof doof and attempt verbal communication. Or play him videos of Paris Hilton taking a Ducati to bits using only an 8" crescent.

[The_Dover]

Can I be Minister of Excuses and head of international relations?

[MSTRS]

Good idea Paul. We'll get you refurbishing all that rubbish that got popped in as Infrastructure in the '70s, and I was considering changing Sarge's title and department to "Minister of Offense" and "Ministry of Offensiveness" respectively.


Good call Jim. Everybody knows that Ministers of (insert dept name here) are empire builders. And we all know that de fence can't have too many sitting on it for fear of the phenomenon known as 'top heavy' raising it's ugly head. A good off fence gets everybody in a good mood:yes:

[Finn]

Okay, so Saddam gets hung because he murdered his people. I understand this. Helen Clark, while leading a country murders people by knowingly neglecting critical hospital treatment and allowing lunatics to run wild in the streets.

Can we hang her too? Please?

[MSTRS]

Okay, so Saddam gets hung because he murdered his people. I understand this. Helen Clark, while leading a country murders people by knowingly neglecting critical hospital treatment and allowing lunatics to run wild in the streets.

Can we hang her too? Please?

(S)He already is hung.....

[The_Dover]

Can we hang her too? Please?

by her testicles.

[James Deuce]

*Notes Finn as possible Minister of Inflicting Social non-Welfare."

[iwilde]

*Notes iwilde as possible Minister of Corrections.*


Be glad to, any body caught doing graffitte will be flogged in public, along will red light runners and transvestites (nearly ran over one in hunters cnr when it ran out in front of me to get to a parked cage)!

[James Deuce]

Can I be Minister of Excuses and head of international relations?

I was going to make you "Minister of Foreign non-Relations" but then remembered you're a damn foreigner.

[The_Dover]

and transvestites

what if it's only a hobby and not a lifestyle choice?

[Finn]

*Notes Finn as possible Minister of Inflicting Social non-Welfare."


Oh yeah, give me the shitty job.

[James Deuce]

There's a special uniform that will go with your sunnies nicely.

[The_Dover]

will it get him in trouble with iwide though?

finn doesn't really have the legs, more like stumps, for a skirt.....

[cowpoos]

Oh yeah, give me the shitty job.
I think you deserve better..... how about house speaker?

[iwilde]

what if it's only a hobby and not a lifestyle choice?

Depends on how your legs look in fish nets

[skelstar]

Got anyone for Ministry of Medical Misadventures?

[ManDownUnder]

what if it's only a hobby and not a lifestyle choice?

Then MP for Masterton's not the job for you. Minister for the Environment perhaps?

[SixPackBack]

The trial is a sham..no question, by western standards a 'kangaroo' court with the verdict pre-defined. While I do not support the death sentence, feeling any sympathy for this totalitarian regime leaves me feeling slightly relieved he will in fact swing.

[Finn]

There's a special uniform that will go with your sunnies nicely.

Those were Big Dave's sunnies. They were a bit tight, but we managed to get them on my big head.

[The_Dover]

They were a bit tight, but we managed to get them on my big head.

I hope you washed them afterwards.

what happened to those pictures?

[Sniper]

How the hell did this turn into a thread about Jim2 being the glorious leader and him employing cronies :p

[Finn]

I hope you washed them afterwards.

what happened to those pictures?

Washed them? You reckon head lice would survive on my scalp? They'd fall off.

The pictures were in Kiwi Rider for a few months until Jim2 stole my slot. The editor at KR thought that having a sexy dude like me on an MV wasn't representitive of the average kiwi rider so they stuck Jim there.

[onearmedbandit]

How the hell did this turn into a thread about Jim2 being the glorious leader and him employing cronies


Not sure, but the distraction is working perfectly for my plan.

[Sniper]

Not sure, but the distraction is working perfectly for my plan.

Plan? What plan, who's the Minister of Internal affairs who knows about plans?

[Hitcher]

Can I please be the Minister of Insecurity?

(Read the fourth paragraph)

http://www.progressive.org.nz/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2466

[James Deuce]

Done! How DID you insert that into Jim's press release?

[Hitcher]

Done! How DID you insert that into Jim's press release?


I'd rather not talk about that in a public forum...

[jrandom]

I'm still opposed to capital punishment.

Debate! Debate! Whee!

Hang on. Currently failing to GAF.

Oh, well.


loud doof doof...

Quite. In fact, Saddam's almost naughty enough to get the full-on oonst oonst treatment, IMHO.

[Wolf]

Now if we could only get GW Bush and his band of Merry Murderers dancing the "Tyburn Jig" beside Hussein things would be sweet.

Traditional hanging, too - hoist them up with the rope around their throat so they choke slowly, none of this new-fangled "sudden stop to snap the neck" shit.

I in part agree with Hitcher that Hussein should rot in prison for the rest of his life rather than have the release of death but I think that in not recognising his bogus military rank and hanging him rather than giving him the firing squad would be a suitable ignominy and subject him to a lot of personal suffering.

Daubing him with pig's blood first would also be fun...

[ManDownUnder]

Glad to see he's been sentenced but the death penalty ain't something I'll ever condone.

I just hope the rest of Iraq isn't about to meet a similar fate, in part or in whole. How many innocents are about to be hoisted by Saddam's lynch mobs in retaliation?

[Sniper]

I need a good spotter.

Who wants to come for an oversea's holiday for a couple of weeks :devil2:

[Wolf]

I need a good spotter.

Who wants to come for an oversea's holiday for a couple of weeks :devil2:
Do I get to choose my back-up weapons?

[Sniper]

Do I get to choose my back-up weapons?

Of course you do. Hell, as long as you know how to spot, you can do as you please and carry whatever you want

[jrandom]

as long as you know how to spot...

... and have a PhD?

[Sniper]

... and have a PhD?

:rofl: Smartarse

[The_Dover]

Hell, as long as you know how to spot

do i need to bring my own knives and heat source?

[Sniper]

do i need to bring my own knives and heat source?

I dont like cuddeling, so I would suggest yes. Im a Chuck protoge' so the cold doesnt faze me.

Depends on what you need knives for?

[Biohazard]

I need a good spotter.

Who wants to come for an oversea's holiday for a couple of weeks :devil2:

me me me...need an excuse to buy a new ghille suit :shutup:

[Sniper]

me me me...need an excuse to buy a new ghille suit :shutup:

Please dont tell me you hunt with a Ghillie suit??

[Wolf]

Of course you do. Hell, as long as you know how to spot, you can do as you please and carry whatever you want
Fine by me, you're financing this jaunt...





Would now be a bad time to admit I have expensive tastes in weaponry?

[Biohazard]

Please dont tell me you hunt with a Ghillie suit??

nah course not, looks out of place in Hamilton city centre :dodge: anyway you tried hunting for poontang in one of thoose, tadge difficult me thinks

[lukelin250]

hairy little man, he should just have a pull

[Wolf]

nah course not, looks out of place in Hamilton city centre
Crap! DPM is quite popular with the yoofs of today, you'd fit right in...

[placidfemme]

so when is saddam hu-so-stupid-sain gonna be swinging and shitting his pants?

[SPman]

An Iraquis view of it

http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/

[Indiana_Jones]

Ok we have one dictator delt with.

Now for the next one


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This bastard, for exploiting his engines and running the railway with the worst safety record ever.

:sunny:

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[pervert]

I dont like cuddeling, so I would suggest yes. Im a Chuck protoge' so the cold doesnt faze me.

Depends on what you need knives for?

Hahaha, the joke went straight over your head didn't it?

[Pixie]

so when is saddam hu-so-stupid-sain gonna be swinging and shitting his pants?

Probably won't be.
Iraq's new constitution doesn't allow for over 70's to be executed.
Saddam will be 70 in a few months

[James Deuce]

Give him a bottle of scotch.The fucker won't give a fuck.