America

[MattRSK]

Well got bored of taking the piss on this site. Thought I would try another site. They were quick to ban me.
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[kiwifruit]

what did you say that upset them? lol

[James Deuce]

Note the inherent oxymoron in the site name.

[scumdog]

Did you set out to upset them and get banned??

Or are the Yanks just a little sensitive to the obnoxious???

[MSTRS]

Aha....like HelenClarkDebate.....agree with her or be publicly ridiculed

[MattRSK]

Did you set out to upset them and get banned??

Or are the Yanks just a little sensitive to the obnoxious???

Well I just thought I could spread a few facts around. See how they took to it. They didn't like it, so I was removed from the system. It was a laugh.

[scumdog]

Well I just thought I could spread a few facts around. See how they took to it. They didn't like it, so I was removed from the system. It was a laugh.

Hmmm, let he who is without sin cast the first stone et etc.

Imagine a Yank posting similar stuff on KB "Your roads are crap, your speed limit is silly, your intersection control laws suck your gas is too expensive, you don't even have a proper Army/Navy/Airforce, you've got too many rules/laws and regulations, you play this silly Rugby game that hardly any other in country takes seriously, you waste money paying people that don't want to work, you all tear into each other with no real sign of patriotism, you use 1080 poison in amounts no other country does... etc etc etc - oh yeah, NZ must sound pretty good to the septics right about now.:whistle: :rolleyes:

It's all about balance and perspective.

[Whynot]

Americans generally don't have a sense of humour, so attempting to wind them up is useless as they just get offended.
If only they realised that some people just take the piss for hell of it ...

[iwilde]

Hmmm, let he who is without sin cast the first stone et etc.

Imagine a Yank posting similar stuff on KB "Your roads are crap, your speed limit is silly, your intersection control laws suck your gas is too expensive, you don't even have a proper Army/Navy/Airforce, you've got too many rules/laws and regulations, you play this silly Rugby game that hardly any other in country takes seriously, you waste money paying people that don't want to work, you all tear into each other with no real sign of patriotism, you use 1080 poison in amounts no other country does... etc etc etc - oh yeah, NZ must sound pretty good to the septics right about now.:whistle: :rolleyes:

It's all about balance and perspective.

If they said that I'd have to agree with them.

[scumdog]

If they said that I'd have to agree with them.

Maybe YOU would - but when an Aussie/Pom/Yank slags off NZ just listen to the chorus of howls from the pack...

[Ixion]

Oh well , now, AUSSIES. Y'can't include them, Aussies ain't entitled to an opinion, 'tis a well known fact.

And Poms, y'know that they're just gonna whinge, so may as well just ignore it.

And Yanks can't even spell, so who's gonna take them seriously. And they drive on the wrong side of the road too, which proves they don't know what they're talking about, dunnit.

[Gremlin]

blah blah...
It's all about balance and perspective.
You're a spy for them aren't you?? Tell us how you learnt to spell, or we have ways of making you talk.

[mstriumph]

Hmmm, let he who is without sin cast the first stone et etc.

Imagine a Yank posting similar stuff on KB "Your roads are crap, your speed limit is silly, your intersection control laws suck your gas is too expensive, you don't even have a proper Army/Navy/Airforce, you've got too many rules/laws and regulations, you play this silly Rugby game that hardly any other in country takes seriously, you waste money paying people that don't want to work, you all tear into each other with no real sign of patriotism, you use 1080 poison in amounts no other country does... etc etc etc - oh yeah, NZ must sound pretty good to the septics right about now.:whistle: :rolleyes:

It's all about balance and perspective.

heck - they'd have to get in line behind all the KIWIs posting stuff like that
- one thing we AREN'T is blind to our own deficiencies .... could it be the yanks may be? :shutup:

[Waylander]

Matt I have sever doubts that any facts you would know would actually be facts, but rather you just making shit up to be your usual dick self. Like posting massive ass pictures in whatever forum you can.


Hmmm, let he who is without sin cast the first stone et etc.

Imagine a Yank posting similar stuff on KB "Your roads are crap, your speed limit is silly, your intersection control laws suck your gas is too expensive, you don't even have a proper Army/Navy/Airforce, you've got too many rules/laws and regulations, you play this silly Rugby game that hardly any other in country takes seriously, you waste money paying people that don't want to work, you all tear into each other with no real sign of patriotism, you use 1080 poison in amounts no other country does... etc etc etc - oh yeah, NZ must sound pretty good to the septics right about now.:whistle: :rolleyes:

It's all about balance and perspective.
Hey I say stuff like that all the time... Except about the roads. The surface is crap but that just makes it more fun to ride on in my opinion.


Americans generally don't have a sense of humour, so attempting to wind them up is useless as they just get offended.
If only they realised that some people just take the piss for hell of it ...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Have you ever met an American?

[SixPackBack]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Have you ever met an American?

Same as Canadians init??

[Waylander]

Same as Canadians init??
Not quite, only boots Americans talk about are on our feet. And when in a country like this the trunk of a car.

Canadians are always talking about aboot. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBKgLUAdKb8)

[Skyryder]

The Americans lovew the freedom of speech. It only applies to them and no one else.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

Well got bored of taking the piss on this site. Thought I would try another site. They were quick to ban me.
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What sort of site was it? Biker or something else.

Try some of the militia sites. Get stuck in on their gun laws. Shit they just hate it when some one comes along and tells them that their rights are killing their countrymen.

Skyryder

[SPman]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Have you ever met an American?

Texans dont count!

[Waylander]

Texans dont count!
Yea that's true, all Texans are grand gentlemen.

[mstriumph]

............ Get stuck in on their gun laws. Shit they just hate it when some one comes along and tells them that their rights are killing their countrymen.

Skyryder


i firmly believe people have the right to bare arms .......


especially in Summer ............ :sunny:

[Colapop]

This reminds me of the "Our own White Trash is world famous"... thread and subsequent site bashing... I still can't log in there even from a different pc.

[lukelin250]

your really in the shit now,just wait till the men in black turn up and the CIA ,run for the hills matt!!!

[MattRSK]

your really in the shit now,just wait till the men in black turn up and the CIA ,run for the hills matt!!!

Well if you don't hear from me, you will know what has happened.

[scumdog]

What sort of site was it? Biker or something else.

Try some of the militia sites. Get stuck in on their gun laws. Shit they just hate it when some one comes along and tells them that their rights are killing their countrymen.

Skyryder

Yeah, like we have such shit-hot laws in NZ like 15 year olds can drive, like we can have open alcohol containers inside the car, like 18 year olds can buy alcohol, like we can be intoxicated in public, oh yeah, at least our tough gun laws will compensate for THAT !! Like the USA would be perfect if they had the same laws as NZ!! Pfft, yeah right! Like NZ is SO perfect.

[Waylander]

America, hahaha, we love you, how many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful
Country of our's, the stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect,
The women and men who have broke their neck's for the freedom of speech the United States
Government has sworn to uphold, or
(Yo', I want everybody to listen to the words of this song) so we're told...

I never would've dreamed in a million years i'd see,
So many motherfuckin' people who feel like me, who share the same views
And the same exact beliefs, it's like a fuckin' army marchin' in back of me, so many lives I
Touch, so much anger aimed, in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays, and straight
Through your radio waves it plays and plays, 'till it stays stuck in your head for days and
Days, who would of thought, standing in this mirror bleachin' my hair, with some peroxide,
Reachin for a t-shirt to wear, that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this, how
Could I predict my words would have an impact like this, I must've struck a chord, with somebody
Up in the office, cause congress keeps telling me I ain't causin' nuthin' but problems, and now
They're sayin' i'm in trouble with the government, i'm lovin' it, I shoveled shit all my life,
And now I'm dumping it on...


White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,
White America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, I
Could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, Erica
Loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get...

Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself, if they were brown, Shady lose, Shady
Sits on the shelf, but Shady's cute, Shady knew, Shady's dimple's would help, make ladies swoon
Baby, {ooh baby}, look at my sales, let's do the math, if I was black, I would've sold half, I
Ain't have to graduate from Lincoln high school to know that, but I could rap, so fuck school,
I'm too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin' studio's at, when I was
Underground, no one gave a fuck I was white, no labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up, I was
Like, fuck it, until I met Dre, the only one to look past, gave me a chance, and I lit a fire up
Under his ass, helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got, was probably his in
Exchange for every white fan that he's got, like damn, we just swapped, sittin' back lookin' at
Shit, wow, i'm like my skin is it starting to work to my benefit now, it's...

White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,
White America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, I
Could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, Erica
Loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get...

See the problem is, I speak to suburban kids, who otherwise would of never knew these words
Exist, whose mom's probably would of never gave two squirts of piss, 'till I created so much
Motherfuckin' turbulence, straight out the tube, right into your living room I came, and kids
Flipped when they knew I was produced by Dre, that's all it took, and they were instantly hooked
Right in, and they connected with me too because I looked like them, that's why they put my
Lyric's up under this microscope, searchin' with a fine tooth comb, its like this rope, waitin'
To choke, tightening around my throat, watching me while I write this, like I don't like this,
Nope, all I hear is, lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working 'round the clock, to
Try to stop my concerts early, surely hip-hop was never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston,
After it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom, so now i'm catchin' the flack
From these activists when they raggin', actin' like i'm the first rapper to smack a bitch, or
Say faggot, shit, just look at me like i'm your closest pal, the posterchild, the motherfuckin'
Spokesman now for...

White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,
White America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, I
Could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, Erica
Loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get...

So to the parents of America, I am the aimed at little Erica, to attack her
Character, the ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns, sent to lead the march right up to
The steps of congress, and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the casket and replace
It with a parental advisory sticker, to spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy of
Hypocrisy, fuck you Ms. Cheney, fuck you Tipper Gore, fuck you with the freest of speech this
Divided states of embarassment will allow me to have, fuck you, [vocal melody],
He, hahaha, i'm just playin' America, you know I love you...

[MattRSK]

Haha good shit, Waylander!

[SPman]

Yeah, like we have such shit-hot laws in NZ like 15 year olds can drive,...
worked for me.......

[Skyryder]

Yeah, like we have such shit-hot laws in NZ like 15 year olds can drive, like we can have open alcohol containers inside the car, like 18 year olds can buy alcohol, like we can be intoxicated in public, oh yeah, at least our tough gun laws will compensate for THAT !! Like the USA would be perfect if they had the same laws as NZ!! Pfft, yeah right! Like NZ is SO perfect.


So you want Joe Plebe walking round with heat here like in Stateside??

Nope not perfect here. Don't see much movement to increase the driving age. I'd go for that. I'd also like to see governors on cars that are driven by learner licence types. There's a whole host of issues that this would correct.

I never wanted the drinking age lowered.

I think there is some law that prohibits intoxication in a public place.

You'll never stop drinking in cars. Teenagers have been doing that since the year dot.

The only solution to the problems you have raised SD is prohibition. That'll work like a hole in the head.

Skyryder

[Pixie]

No the only solution isn't prohibition,it's a total population transplant with any western European society.
A population that doesn't see alcohol like a 5 year old sees a bag of sweets.
In other words any population other than an Anglo one