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ceebie13
6th November 2006, 14:01
Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Slobberdown Micockyabitch
bell
6th November 2006, 15:35
ha ha ha ha...liked that one, got any more?
ukbandit
6th November 2006, 18:30
hahahahahahahaha:rofl:
ceebie13
6th November 2006, 19:13
ha ha ha ha...liked that one, got any more?

No, but I have a limerick on me about a bloke called Dave...

There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He knew that in time, he'd be done for the crime
But think of the money he saved!
SN4PD
6th November 2006, 19:17
Fuckin :rofl:
ceebie13
6th November 2006, 21:19
Here's another limerick for ya....

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
He said "given strength, and a little more length"
If his ear was a c**t he would fuck it.
ceebie13
6th November 2006, 21:38
or maybe this one...

A gorgeous young blonde from Seville
Tried her luck with a nuclear pill.
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And her tits up a tree in Brazil
ceebeenz
6th November 2006, 21:44
ha Ha Ha Very good
ninjac
8th November 2006, 09:12
Mary had a little lamb, she threw it up a pylon.
Ten thousand Volts when up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.
SN4PD
11th November 2006, 08:32
Mary had a little lamb, she threw it up a pylon.
Ten thousand Volts when up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.

:laugh: :rofl: