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miSTa
8th November 2006, 20:20
A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a beer.

The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed eyelids.

No one spoke, but they all noticed that the stranger's hat was made of brown wrapping paper.

Less obvious was the fact that his shirt and vest were also made of paper.

Truth be told, even his chaps, pants, and boots were paper, including the spurs.



Of course he was soon arrested for rustling...

pyrocam
12th November 2006, 16:29
I guess we are all speech-less!

scumdog
12th November 2006, 17:45
Naked-arse bro, say tell that at the Magpie and you'll be pelted to death with empty cans.........

miSTa
12th November 2006, 22:10
Don't worry SD I have a hopeles memory when it comes to jokes. I didn't think this one was that bad though, it really tears me up that I'm the only one who got a giggle out of it.

alley cat
13th November 2006, 12:01
Im giggling. totally crap joke tho...

scumdog
13th November 2006, 20:20
Im giggling. totally crap joke tho...

I agree with her, it WAS funny but in a 'groan' type of funny.